/15/12
If I met a talking walrus, what would I do?
use it against constructs.
*in IMF, fighting against bejillion constructs. weapons randomly explode*
me: OH NOES! Now I have nothing to fight with!
construct: ELIMINATE KNIGHT. SENSORS INDICATE THAT KNIGHT IS DEFENSELESS. ALL UNITS ATTACK.
me: oh no you don't! I have one more weapon!
construct: IMPOSSIBLE. SENSORS INDICATE THAT KNIGHT IS DEFENSELESS.
me: Oh yeah? *draws out talking walrus* Take this!
construct: ????
walrus: HitheremynameisWalrusBobManandIlikepieandpeanutbutteriscrunchyandIlikeSKandrobotsarefunandlalalalalalalallalalalalalalalaaTROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
construct: TALKING WALRUS DOES NOT COMPREHED. SENSORS INDICATE THAT WALRUS CANNOT TALK. DOES NOT COMPREHEND. DOES NOT COMPREHEND. WARNING. WARNING. MIND SYSTEM OVERLOADING. TALKING WALRUS DOES NOT COMPREHEND. WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. FATAL EXPLOSION IN 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.. *BOOOOOOOM*
the otherconstructs: DOES NOT COMPREHEND. TALKING WALRUS DOES NOTCOMPREHEND. SENSORS INDICATE etc........
*BOOOOOOOOM*
me: XD I can't wait to try this guy out on the RT.