Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

What is the worst super power one could ever acquire?

The ability to grow your fingernails... that is the worst kind, when people are in trouble and they see you. I would be like... "yeah our hero is here... please help us." "dramatic music is playing"... your should the people your powers... our fingernails extend.... *music stops*. Everyone stop and says" really that all...that your power...what good will that do? The guy that in trouble "You know what lets me die...i rather died on fire than be rescue from a person who can just extend his fingernail.... im glad im about to die."

*Family Guy*

What is the worst super power one could ever acquire?

The actual ability to be invisible, but only when no one is looking...

the sadness of me if ever i had it... T-T

Tree powers.
You will be about to help someone, your superhero cape flying behind you, and then you activate your powers and turn into a useless tree.

Question 01/11/12

What is the worst super power one could ever acquire?

" The worst super power in the world would be the power to die.. instantly. "

Quote taken from -George Washington

Lol: http://youtu.be/IYnsfV5N2n8?t=50s

you know how on pokemon, they have the move "explosion" for some of them, but they dont die...
well think about it, if some1 in the real world could explode, whats going to happen?

*starts glowing red* "aww crap, i just realized this wont end well" *red sticky bleh splatters across the wall*

1/11/12
What is the worst super power one could ever acquire?

The ability to create portals randomly when you move. WHenever you walk, a new portal would open and you'd step into another dimension and when you take anohter step you wal into another and another and another and another and you really need to get to the bathroom...

The worst power would probably be if you could have a self destruct nuclear bomb power. Like, everyone is screaming because the robbers have guns, and then you like rush up and explode and, well, kill everybody but you.

Having the power to see into Snipes' minds. Because if you do, you die a horrible death of getting your mind melted by their innocence. "It's too PURE! IT BURNS! AGHHGHGHGHHHHHHH!!!"
Even worst, becoming a tree that can read Snipes' minds. "MY BRANCHES ARE ON FIRE!"
And then you'd explode. Thus dieing instantly.
The only thing left would be an invisible fingernail, that the Snipe would proceed to eat.
Yum.

What's the worst super power one could ever aquire?

The power to turn into a ROCK. Why? Because the tree can beat it. Still going "wtf?" Well, tree gets turned into paper. And in rock-paper-scissors, paper beats rock. So, through lots of pain and processing, tree/ paperman can beat rock man. Wait, then the power to become scissors is worst because rock beats scissor... But then scissor beats paper... But then paper beats rock...Shoot.

To be able to pick your nose... violently.

1/11/12

What's the worst super power one could ever aquire?

I assume it must be Aquaman's superpower, because he's the outcast kid of the super hero world.

1/11/12

turn rubbish into plants (reverse D:)

Question 01/11/12

What is the worst super power one could ever acquire?

The worst super power one could ever acquire would be the power to transform into a doily (and not be able to transform back). Even transforming into a dirty diaper is better because then your sidekick can throw you at villains.

Previous Winners 1/11/12

Psychodestroyer
Arbitergomez

New question 1/12/12

Sorry! I totally thought I updated last night, Wasn't till i woke up and checked for answers this morning that I realized that I didn't.

Where does my knight go after I log off?

Here's a list:

1) BATHROOM!!! (Srsly, not being able to go for two hours or more? His bladder must be ready to pop!)
2) The Medical ward. After getting crushed, pummeled, set on fire, frozen, poisoned, stabbed, shocked or clawed at, he needs to take a nice relaxing session getting his gear all repaired.
3) To the renew his insurance. He'd like to not let his family have to deal with his death or heavy medical expenses, so he keeps his insurance policy in check just n case...
4) Shopping. He needs to make sure he has the latest version of his gear to lower the actual damage he incurs to himself whilst still keeping appearances.
5) To seek therapy. Having your body controlled by someone else can be quite scary. He likes to make certain he's still sane.
6) Hangs out in a bar with his friends, talking about all the crazy stuff their 'operators' put them through and seeing who has it worst.
7) Back to the Town square to sleep on his feet. He needs to be ready for when I next log on, or I may find out somethings not quite right.

My knight dies, and is then reborn in a magic poof every time I log off and on.
At least that is what the Egyptians thought.
Except for the small fact that they were talking about the sky.
Anyways, do you even know how painful it would be to die and be reborn every day?
And they don't even get any cool fire like Phoenixs. D:

Question 01/12/12

Where does your knight go after you log off?

I assume that my knight walks off to its house/apartment room that all the knights live in within the residential section of Haven. (The Warden guards the Town Square entrance because the road to the residential section is targeted often by bandits and such. Because of that short but dangerous road, my knight always takes a fair amount of time to get to the Town Square while my screen loads.)

"Where does your knight go after you log off?"

My knight generally goes back to the guildhall and hangs out. Our guild is basically family and friends, so it's like a home. Which is why we really need some guildhall customization, since there's not a really good place to sleep in there...

My knight goes home, relaxs, and goes on the computer to watch videos on youtube, check his E-mail, and also play spiral knights because after a hard day of work because whats a better way to relax then Spiral knights as we may not know it, his knight might do the same things when he logs off and then over and over again until the server's overloaded.

To the TV to watch "The Vanaduke Show!"
He laughs at Vanadukes failed jokes and then goes outside to exercise, Not that he doesnt get enough traversing the clockworks but hey.
Then after he jogs 500 times around the town square fountain(In front of auction hall) He goes home and sleeps and dreams about the great t3 adventures he will go on tomorrow and then when i log on and start controlling him he gets utterly mauled by Mewkats!

Question 01/12/12

Where does your knight go after you log off?

What is this logging off you speak of? I play SK every second of the day, 25/8. I don't allow him a single minute of rest! I must have my fun! Wait.... you log off? DOesn't that mean that you don't always play SK? You take breaks? YOU ACTUALLY ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO DO STUFF THAT YOU DON'T KNOW? i MEAN, FOR ALL YOU KNOW, HE COULD BE GIVING AWAY ALL YOU CR/CE! ARE YOU CRAZY?????!!!!!

XD

Where does your knight go after you log off?

Answer... NO where... he just stands there like a blank zombie... mindlessly watch other knight by by him. other knight wonder if he has a mental issues... sometimes snipes come alone and sit on the zombie knight....(maybe thinking it a scarecrow) by yah your character stand there until you log back in ...

or what i said at post #756

"... I Wonder when we log-off, if they're like "Dang *Back Stretching* *Stretching Muscles* I can't keep doing this... i already died three times, got burn, electrify, Frozen, Stun, and Poisons. Man this job suck... I didn't sign up to fall from the sky in a pod, find my way to camp and Haven, journey to the core of this planet for what... just so i can come back to the surface and restart this all over again... and that not the worse part... i also i the Inter-dimensional screen that follows me... AKA stalker..." - Spiral Knights Person"

Question 01/12/12

Where does your knight go after you log off?

Answer 01/12/12

into the auction house to ward off those who dare try to outbid me

Previous Winners 1/12/12

Lordofnecromancers
Windsickle

New question 1/13/12

Hi! I'm new to this scene. Yes, welcome and joy abounds and all that...

Now to your question: Fruit day, one day out of the year makes all carried equipment appear to be fruit. Shields are replaced by grapes, bombs are replaced by oranges,cherries, or pomegranates, swords are bananas, guns are bananas carried by the peel, helms are fruit hats, armor is other fruit related stuff (or hula gear XD).
===== EDIT SO I NO SPAM THREAD ======
Ty Psych

I'm going to be creating a whole new armour/weapon set for my main character in a fanfic of mine.

I'd want to develop THAT and be the only one to WEAR it.

Cuz I've been working on it for AGES.

And I WANT.

REALITY, Y U KNO WORK LIKE I WANT U TO!?

Question 01/13/12

If Nick (developer) granted you a single wish, Keep in mind it could be ANYTHING you'd want developed into the game, What would it be?

It would be a snipe killing stage, where, for a certain duration of time, infinite number of snipes would drop down from the sky to be slashed or shot or blasted away by the knights. At the end of the time limit, all remaining snipes would fly off. And next to the elevator a box would hold prizes according to the number of snipes killed. To make it more interesting, there can be trap snipes where killing them would cause various status effects to the killer.

On another thought, maybe I would have my own pet snipe to do all the dirty work for me.

the ability to enchant ur weapons with ailments (shock, fire, etc) or even to add and change damage types.
this would make weapons fully customizable, and would essentially function as an indirect "weapon costume"

Question 01/13/12

If Nick (developer) granted you a single wish, Keep in mind it could be ANYTHING you'd want developed into the game, What would it be?

If a single wish of mine were to be granted by Nick (developer), it would be more dungeon puzzle, story/plot, exploration, adventuring elements. I feel like the game at the moment is mostly fighting, fighting Monsters, fighting players, fighting the rising CE prices, fighting to get to 5*, fighting, fighting, etc. and I would appreciate other aspects that might make this game a little more captivating and interesting (I'd like a purpose for my current hack-and-slash-and-loot-the-Clockworks-and-mug-its-residents gameplay). If it's not in Nick's power to upturn the game's main focus like that (if the whole fighting/action is the main focus after all), I would really like it if lag was nonexistent and there were never any connection/internet issues relating to the game.

Question 01/13/12

If Nick (developer) granted you a single wish, Keep in mind it could be ANYTHING you'd want developed into the game, What would it be?

I'd love it for my all my ideas to be implemented... Cradle Knight-traps, those bosses I came up with, Shrooms, Titans, that scythe that I invented, that sim room I came up with, and Vealox. Yeah, Vealox would be awesome. You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?

Eh. more info on all ^ stuff, look it up in suggestions. I'll try to post links later.

EDIT: here are the links

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/20211 sim room

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/34190 monster stuff + vealox

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/23685 magicat boss, or you can look at my post for the question "WHat boss would you create" or whatever your question was.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kxTdNvTIKnhUhTBYbxtFWTB5d0ERl0YmgW0… story about vealox XP

can't find thread about my pet idea of scythe idea.

Double EDIT: Found scythe.
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/37043

triple EDIT: found pets

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/24118

Question 01/13/12

If Nick (developer) granted you a single wish, Keep in mind it could be ANYTHING you'd want developed into the game, What would it be?
Well I would personally like a few things but the one I would really want is Haven to be more explorable like small park areas off to the side where you can just hangout and in one of the small areas a training area not like the advanced training place but with real monsters there could be a t1, t2 and t3 training area plus a small amount of crowns for finishing a training course but you can only earn crowns from each tier once a day then you get nothing from finishing them,also in one of the newer areas could be a "Stranger story telling area" where strangers tell you storys of cradle and the clockworks!

but i saw this and remembered one question few days past...
http://9gag.com/gag/1784471

I apologize if this is in an inappropriate thread...

Previous Winners 1/13/12

Afroken
Skold-The-Drac

New question 1/14/12

I'm sorry but I'm going to take a selfish moment to wax nostalgia and say...
A wild Rattatta appears!! <---- 'Tis my shameless answer :)

What's hiding in Boswick's Bush?

amswer: a group of snipes playing checkers/chess to see who is better

@kuger i have a question for you! it shall be mailed today

1/14/12

What's hiding in Boswick's Bush?

"La la la... I'm taking a walk in the Gloaming WIldwoods. How fun!"

"Oh, lookit! A bush! and not just any bush; it's BOSICK"S BUSH!!! GASP!"

"Let's see what behind it. *smashes bush* oh, there's nothing there, except HOLY $&#$% WHERE'D THAT COME FROM OMYGOD AAAAAAAAAURGH!!!"

*wolver walks out from behind bush. scene shoots to Knight lying next to the bush, mauled and ripped to bloody pieces. Camera shoots back to wolver, who morphs into Boswick*

"Don't mess with my bush." *see's camera* "hey what are you doing here? INTRUDER!" "smashes camera with fist, screen flies around, stactic*

The terms and conditions when I signed up for Spiral knights never listed that I'd have to look into Boswick's Bush. If you wanna know whats hiding in Boswick's bush, you should look yourself as I am far too scared to.

What's hiding in Boswick's bush?

BOSWICK.

DUH.

What's hiding in Boswick's bush?

I'll tell you the truth, it's not hiding. It's waiting. And when the time comes, IT will get you. It's waiting for that last noob who stays behind to clear every shrub, every bush, searching for that single crown... waiting for the right moment when everyone else has moved on, and that unfortunate knight is the only one left..........

Point is, it's actually the Muffin Man, he gives out free muffins when no one else is looking. Anywhere other than Boswick's bush he would look awkward and out of place, so... yeah.

Question 01/14/12

What's hiding in Boswick's Bush?
(keep it child friendly please)

An Explosive Block is hiding in Boswick's Bush. I'm not kidding. There is a very rare chance for an Explosive Block to appear inside of a Bush. I've seen a few before (though I wasn't sure whether or not to take a screenshot because I thought it was a bug). They look like ordinary Bushes (the kind that one can't walk through but can break) that glow yellow and have the corners of Explosive Blocks and they can explode (I blew one up myself). I suspect that Boswick's Bush is similar but may or may not be better at concealing it's explosive qualities.

Previous Winners 1/14/12

Iknorite
Windsickle

New Question 1/15/12

If you met a talking walrus, what would you do?

I would talk to him about all sorts of things such as what do you think of the rising ce prices?if course he would have no idea what I was talking about, then it would be time to test his poker skills

Hmmm....

If I met a talking walrus, I'd tell him to wait right where he was while I search for my list of things I'd like to ask him.
I know my first question would be "Is your name Polly by any chance?"

If I met a talking walrus, what would I do?

THIS

I'd take him back to civilization and sell him to the circus, for a large sum of money, which I would use to find more walruses, and get more money, etc.

PROFIT.

i would probably go O.O

then, i would start a conversation about it, use that creature to gain scientific knowledge of walrus's, publish the information, and get rich for my findings.

i could also use the walrus to explore the deep sea, and get it to recover treasures and information about other species for me :) i wud also go down is hostory as one that contributed greatly to marine science.

unfortunately, i cant tell any1 about my walrus bc they wont belive me, and i cant show any1 bc they might steal it while im showing it to them.

:D

In Family guy Peter tells Meg if she shaves a mans back he will purr like a walrus, So obviously I'd shave the walrus' back and see if he purrs like a human.

I would just ask him if he plays spiral knights..

I would genetically clone it to create even more talking walruses, and create an entire army of them.

I would proceed to teach them English, and start commanding them.

I would then become a supervillan, using my army of talking walruses.

I would then take over the world using the walruses.

And you will know my name is the walrus.