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What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch? :(

Generally I would say I would go completely ballistic on anyone who sat on my lunch. I drive a truck in the middle of no where and I would have no way of replacing my lunch. But since I'm cheap as heck, lunch is usually a banana I stole off of the truck. So, if Tortodrone sat on my lunch, I would probably laugh my butt off because he'd have a banana stuck in his butt. Maybe I'd even post pictures of it.

Kill HIM ><

i would just make another lunch, yeah that's my answer... you got a problem with that huh HUH?.... yeah that's right run away see who cares....... (why am i so lonely) i say to myself, erg this lunch doesn't taste good, how bout i just commit suicide, you'd like that would you, okay then i will... i will....nah i was just playing, hey can you tell me your address AND where the fridge is in your house, I'm just curious you know....oh and pick up some gummi bears from the store and put it under the milk alright? oh and if you're curious where your lunch is now-oh err, uh might be in the future, then its- oh err will be..under a tortadrone, did i mention i was a fortune teller? i am not lying, oh yeah heres my license to prove it.... hey, COME BACK HERE............... that's mine.. (that $@!%, now i need a new job) i say to myself... wait this all wouldnt of happened if that stupid tortadrone hadn't sat on my lunch..... grrrrr im gonna go tell that !$$@ up............... hey you.. yeah the fat green one, yes yes i mean you.. your a %!!@$ (punches tortadrone in the face) haha yeah whatcha gonna do about tha-.................................. we are sorry to inform you that dave forman is now dead, he died um.... saving a bunch of um.... dolls from a.... fire, yes yes i said dolls big deal....... he died heroica- oh just #$@! this... HE DIED BECAUSE HE PUNCHED A TORTA IN THE FACE, ALRIGHT..(crowd gasps).. and after that everyone thinks that david was a total idiot....

What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch? :(
All monsters have to eat right? Constructs eat gear pudding, slimes eat............well slimes (cannibalism :P), wolvers eat chromalisks, etc. So the next time the Tortodrone sits on my lunch, I'm gonna sit on his. The answer I gave you would be pretty useful IF Tortodrones were actually able to sit. The problem is they can't. They're much to fat, they would create a crater if they did. Why are they so fat you ask?
Tortodrones used to sit on a lot of knight's lunch, but every time they did a piece of it would get stuck in their.................um...............rear end :P. Eventually it started to build up in their stomach (which is unable to digest our food) and walah! We ended up with big fat Tortodrones

Question 08/23/12
I would say: OMG not again, would everybody stop sitting on my lunch!!

What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch? :(

I'll let him have my dinner as a couch then we'll dine together while listening to Highway to Hell ;)
A good way to have a new friend without scratching each other.

What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch?

Any of the three:

(a) cry and cry until he dies of annoyment
(b) report to a gm to ban the said tortodrone
(c) uh... why would there be a tortodrone? I thought they were extinct

PS: Wow... I'm drained of new ideas to win this day... I'm back!

I would give it a knuckle sandwich.

Leave it alone, a Trotodrone can do what it wants!

Tortodrone ==========> meat grinder
Ground tortodrone meat =============> grill
Grilled tortodrone meat =============> sandwich
Tortodrone Sandwich =============> my stomach

Hence, the great tortodrone extinction.

With all due respect to the thriving Tortodrone population, I would:

- Challenge it to a Pokemon battle, once it loses to a all my imported Pokemon from Japan, i will make it my travelling companion for the upcoming Pokemon B&W 2

- I would train it in my secret society of turtle like monsters specialized in martial arts and make it my personal body guard.

- I would call up my friends Mario and Luigi to come "handle" my problem (jump on its head repeatedly, inspect it for stolen princesses, teach it how to walk on 2 legs) the usually tortodrone stuff

:P

What would I do if a Tortodrone sat on my lunch?

I would first get very angry, and then realize I could turn it into a teachable moment about non-verbal communication.

Then I'd kill it to put it out of its misery and make a shield out of it.

What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch? :(

I'D FIRE A COMBUSTER'S CHARGE AT it than run around and invite my friends with Acheron Voltedge and Glacius than we'd rainbow brandish charge attack at it to kill it than craft an Omega Shell out of it and sell it to the highest bidder

Question 8/23/12

What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch?

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That happends, really

I'd most likely be saddened that my once glorious and shining Fish-wich was now smothered by a Tortodrone tushy and was now more than likely inedible. But then again, I'm seeing a Tortodrone. Which is cool, cause they were gone and stuff. I would maybe capture it by using food for it to sit on in a little line to a cage and then reproduce it and release them into the wild, for knights of all ages and sizes to brutally murder. Then after they're all dead, I'd make a new Fish-wich and go try to eat it, hoping that a Sloom will come over and try to eat it.

What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch? :(

:(

I would question the fact of whether or not the tortodrone really exists, because of said extinction, then go on to wonder why this thread has not been posted on for 4 days despite its extensive popularity. Then I will hug the tortodrone, stuff charged apples into its blasters, tickle it and then make it mad by transmuting an omega shelll while its still on its back, then, trick it into thinking that purple is a number by counting to infinity, then (did you knoow that by 2041 nearly no one will remember that Pluto was once called a planet?) eat my lunch off of its butt, even though its a bunch of pixels caused by red, blue and green lights manipulating our very gullible brains, then RANDOM DANCING!!!

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I Would Call the waiter over, Alert him that there's a tortodrone in my soup, accept apologies graciously, walk out with free lunch.

:D

KILL IT WITH FIRE

What would happen if you gathered a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (small furry critter) in one place?

cry sad tears of sadness.

you'd need a very big place to store all those moles.

When could anybody just post a question here?

Any time. A while back I answered a question someone posted thinking it was the question of the day. Kuger said anyone could post questions and answer them but they didn't count towards the Q of the day or would receive any CE. He said that the Q of the day was posted in the threads 1st post. It was an epic derp moment because I never knew before that he was posting his questions there. I had always just copied and pasted the question from the person posting before me. xD
We needed a new question anyway, even if we can't get CE for answering it. I've been thinking about posting one for a while now.

The mole of moles would quickly multiply and no one would go near it fearing being attacked and overcome by something that if it was just one would be stomped on or exterminated.

Greetings,

I have not abandon this thread, I have not been well at all lately, I've been under a lot of stress that is making me sick.
I do plan to continue this thread but I need time to get my thoughts together, and gather Ce as I'm dirt poor in game.

I am very sorry I didn't say so sooner.

Ah hokay, now I understand how this was supposed to work. I think.

Also, get well soon Kuger.

@weedalot this. http://what-if.xkcd.com/4/ yay what if xkcd!

I'm glad you didn't leave us. Don't stress too much. You only live once and you don't want to look back and wonder why you wasted all that time stressing instead of enjoying life. I hope you're feeling better soon.

You can get back Kuger! You are strong! You will always be strong!

Lunch? I'm an artificial being, so I would gladly direct him to my lunchbox, I pack my explosives in there anyway.

It's okay you have an entire community supporting you, do what's best for you, no need to stress, just smile and nod. :D

Where did Atlantis go?

Why not change question of the day's methodology?
In place of Kuger attempting asking us questions, we ask Kuger questions, Kuger selects a couple to answer and then we move on?

REVIVAL!

We all have school. He gets too much stress like the rest of us. So give him a break. Thanks!

Question 08/23/12

I would tell him to leave the game. Wait... It worked!

i dont eat lunch :P im lunchaphobic so this question is unanswerable to me. but i would force the tortodrone into slavery and TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA :D MUAHAHAHHAHA. that is all

Edit: im dumb its way past 8/23 :P ignore the platypus/pie hybrid and move on

Hey mr. Thotodrone you are missing a bolt thotodrone stands up and I grab my lunch and run away

Revival!

No... Just no... Hexlash the platypus curse is now upon you. Yell Platipie in a room of 30+ ppl within 7 days or you will die of thirst near a cup of water.

It's been a whole month so I'm making sure this forum doesn't die, I'm going to post one so things are still lively (get well soon kuger)

The question of the day, if you saw nick in the bazaar and it was just the two of you, what would you ask/comment/beg?

Looking for the funniest (don't get mad, my description of funny isn't the same as yours)

The Ce give out will be anywhere from 10-100 depending on how hard I laugh,

Cheers and get well soon kuger ;)

"Hey Nick, what's it like to make so many people happy?"
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"Fascinating, you know, I never thought about it like that."
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"Your kidding..."
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"Please! Please do that! Do you have any idea (which I hope you do) how many peopl-"
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"Wow, really?! Thanks so much! I'm sure everyone will love yo-"
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"WHAT THE @#&*^%$@#$%^%$#@%^%$# YOU !@#$%$#!#%$#@ HOW COULD YOU, YOU |!@#$#!@#^%$#@~!@#$%^"
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"You were kidding about that too? Man you are so confu-"
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"NOT THE BAN STICK."

Yeah, I know its not too funny, but lol w/e.

if i see nick, imma only say one thing...
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

"ok imma allow this cuz youre cooler than hexlash :)" What????? What!? WHAT?! Just cuz I haven't found a room to shout platipie in doesn't mean you can reduce me to a pile of pebbles! :C
But aside from that, funny situation... but... daughter??? o.o
EDIT: OMG I still have 3 days! :D

also, my parents said i can never lie. if i said hexlash was cool i would be lying. cuz he/she/it is hot. :) also, 3 days for what?

ok good so far guys :) platipie was the best so far, it made me smile but not laugh. (still good) if you guys want to know im giving the prize out in 4 days from now, so you have plenty of time to think :D, AND GET WELL SOON KUGER

Quoting you... "No... Just no... Hexlash the platypus curse is now upon you. Yell Platipie in a room of 30+ ppl within 7 days or you will die of thirst near a cup of water." And um, how are you not allowed to lie, but lie because im a multi-gendered creature that is considered attractive? To whom and for what purpose??? >___>"
And hey, cool knight person, you want something like that? Cause if you want stuffz that's random, I can go for random... /creepy stalker face
*Creepy stalker face... Scary...*
Oh, and Kuger? Heh, sorry for screwing up your thread O___O *looks up*
EDIT: I reread your message, and thank you, but I don't think I'm hot, I'm more of a mild warm, but since it's cold out, maybe a nice ... luke warm kinda temp.

ive been having the forum bug, so i couldnt go on in time D:, sorrrrrrry and im kinda dissapointed with the amount of people, so either 4 people enter in, or 3 more days and i announce the winner, NOW SPREAD DISH ALL OVER SK

lol, i call hax bro

Kuger, I hope you are feeling better. These people who have responded seems creative and hilarious in their responses. However, I would like to meet you in-game and chat with you about this and the questions so far. I might be able to help and then again not. Like almost everyone else, school has kept many on their toes and gave them stress.

Oh and for the fun of the question,~What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch?~ He`s probably hungry and failed to get mine... so.. I pull out a sleeping vial and feed it to him. Next... Rocket hammer! Smash! And the Tortodrone sleeps over... 「screech」==>..I mean crashes on the moon. :P

/epicfail

Kuger did, he did an alt contest, but sadly he didn't say anything about this little 'ol thread, so, like, I mean it's been quite a while... :/
I'm afraid that unless someone picks this up, Kuger's temporarily stopping it, not quoting it, but seeing as too how long it's been and the fact that Kuger threw something else up before leaving again, you MIGHT say that this has, for the moment, kinda stopped... :D But I'm sure too many people like it to let it die, am I right?