Sat, 03/10/2012 - 14:46
#51
No new shenanigans.....you
No new shenanigans.....you guys are slackers...
Shenanigans by: Echo of Silence
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Stories By Eos (Echo of Silence):
Well myself and a lot of members of Echo of Silence felt we should share some of our stories to the public, so you guys can just lol irl or just look at us and be like wow these guys are total idiots I want to kill them in real.
So, I will open up with how Echo of Silence got made:
Dogrock and myself were in a guild called Shneaky Knights. It was a great guild, but ubber inactive only myself and Dogrock were really active in the guild. During Beta, I got bored of this, and asked Dogrock I really want to make our own guild, but I don’t want a bunch of random kids in the guild I want to be apart of a guild which is pretty much a great community filled with players on similar boat of playing skills as well. So, we decided to make Echo of Silence the name was just well it was hard too pick took us about 2 hours just to figure out a name, but we ended up with Eos, and never regret it at all. (So, I wont be getting into the people who joined after since that’s just boring).
Random Stories in Echo of Silence: Playing With Your Feet:
Well when the game was launched we had some great UK players join Echo of Silence. Soltanis, and his friend Shoeshine (Yes his name was not shoeshine or even Shushi, but that’s what we called him) joined Echo of Silence they quickly became T3 players, and got bored I mean lets be honest doing runs with myself Dogrock and others we just make the game go faster with our bromance.. So myself, Shoeshine, and two other players got on mumble and decided to do some runs, but we kept getting bored since well Sk gets boring unless you spice it up. We made up stupid rules such as these:
1. We did a map with guns only Problem was only one person had a gun in our party, so the rest of us kept just shield bumping monsters (jellies) into the only gunner to make it hard.
2. We decided to have fun with Arena’s we made a rule which was pretty STUPID, but in the last room of the arena all of us must stay in the middle, excluding one person who must take care of the gun puppies. The three people in the middle at this point cant shield at all we must BE ATTACKING. So we did this whole room without shielding, and the four of us stayed in the middle call about getting our rear kicked around.
3. Shoeshine the one of the greatest players ever in Sk history attempted to play Spiral Knights with his feet, and as usual me being myself joined him. So the other two kids in our party helped us out by telling us over mumble if we were killing stuff or not. We did about 2 to 3 maps like this, but well let me be honest playing Spiral Knights with your feet is pretty dam hard.
The Money SUIT:
Well a few of us were chilling on mumble and moaning about the cash we waste in this game, and well we wanted to get something special for this money suit, so we decided to make up the official Spiral Knights Money Suit: Black Top Hat with Money Sign with a green suit and a cane (golden cane with a money emblem on it) Now this idea was made up while Moon was drinking I think I was eating pickles and Dogrock was making fun of us….we did post a suggestion (I think we actually e-mail the staff about this), but to this day it hasn’t happen yet.
Tantarian:
Wow Stories about Tantarian is just Omg. This guy is easily the quietest player in our guild, but boy does he have so many stories. Most players don’t really know the real Tantarian like we do in Eos. We all know Tan is talented smart and just a greek god in this game, but we don’t know his hidden troll. So, let me fill you in on stories about Tantarian:
The Mic:
This is easily the best story in Eos. Tantarian has been using mumble ever since we got it, but he just too dam lazy to plug in his dam mic. He keeps telling Rep and I he broke it or he just lazy to move the back of his desktop to plug it in etc. Now, Rep and I we are not allowed to be together in Eos there some unwritten rule when Rep and myself team up all hell breaks loose in Eos. Rep is the reason I get in trouble in Eos he such a bad influence. So, going on poor Tantarian was searching for a Ironmight Shield Recipe, and ask the guild if anyone had one laying around we said no. So, I say in guild chat Tan I will get you one free of charge if you just talk on your mic he like no. So Rep and myself tell Tan we will buy all the Ironmight shield recipes from the Ah, and Tantarian laughs at us lol you guys wouldn’t do that. Poor naïve Tantarian was so wrong, Rep left our run went and bought out all the Ironmight shield recipes that day, and Tantarian says in guild chat Dam someone outbid me. Tan checks the Ah, and to his surprise all the recipes are GONE. Rep and myself are like hey Tan if you want a recipe you need to plug-in your mic and talk. Tantarian finally, talked on mumble with us, and cursed at us for doing that.
The Muppet Dance:
Well boys and girls reading this I hope your enjoying these small short stories this story is called the Muppet Dance it takes place in Shadow Lair Snarby: Now, lets be honest Shadow Lair Snarby is pretty easy, but when you have a Mup Mup in your party well your basically F’ded. So it was Redsg, Muppet, Repartee, and Myself if I am not mistaken doing this run. Now, Rep had a little boo boo on his thumb, and hasn’t done a run in ages Red was pretty new to SL, and well myself I am just a noob, and Muppet likes to troll. So, throughout the run I was just making fun of Muppet on Mumble everytime she died, and Rep would join in, but Red was always nice to Muppet saying guys stop it (He such a sweet heart). So, we end up in this one room in the run, and all 3 of us die, but Red cant be reved since he has blocks covering his body or something. Muppet is the only one alive, and she just starts dancing around our bodies trolling us laughing hahaha you guys died and I didn’t. So we are begging muppet to rev us, but she like nope I don’t know how 2 teach me etc. Finally, after Muppet is dancing around and wolvers are attacking her she kills them off, and I tell Muppet don’t touch the key rev us before, and she like nope you don’t tell me what to do, and she dies. So, Rep and myself are like Muppet your rev what is her reply? Nope I got 9 minutes to waste do you? LOL then I ended up rev’ing myself and we cleared the run. Welcome to Eos with Muppet.
Snarby = Evil:
So one day we are all just chilling in guildhall about 8 of us, and I see Muppet wearing her ugly snarby set, so I yell at her take that crap off Muppet its ugly just like you <3. All of the sudden Rep yells everyone wear snarby suits now (funny part is I helped rep get his snarby suit dam me)…Suddendly about 5 or 6 of them are wearing full snarby and chasing me all around the guild hall…I was so scared. Thus snarby = ugly and evil.
The Story about Sketti aka Skeet Skeet:
Sketti is no longer active in this game, and it is all due to one evil person Cootiecakes. Cootiecakes told Sketti that she loves her, and will one day be apart of Eos just for her. Sketti was so happy to hear this since Sketti trusted Cooteicakes she never understood why Cootiecakes broke her heart, and due to that she quit this game, but before I get too ahead of myself. Cootie and Sketti were a cute couple even though all of us warned Sketti about Cootiecakes. Sketti was all nice, and said no guys this is different Cootie loves me she even makes out with me while I am killing Vanna for laughs. Skeet skeet did not know that the end of this relationship was coming soon, but when she found out her poor little heart was crushed. One day Cootie tells Sketti and all of Eos guys I will join you if I ever leave Active (her guild at that time), and suddenly two weeks later she left Active for this guild called Unity. Poor Sketti went up to Cootie and asked “Cootie my sexy sexy cootie why aren’t you Eos?” Cootie replied because I am Unity now, and poor skeet skeet said, but you promised you be Eos once your not active, and cootie turned to her and said I lied to you and laughed. Poor Sketti was so sad, she ran to the Eos guild hall and was crying so many tears were running down her face, and two boxes of tissues were gone along with some ice cream. I asked Sketti what was wrong, and she said Nj she lied I asked Sketti who? What? She replied Cootiecakes she lied to me she not Eos she not even Active. I looked to Sketti and try to calm her down, and explained to her Cootie is just a liar, but she didn’t want to hear it she said Nj no…she said she loved me she touched me in the no no parts…..I turned to Sketti, and said this is how my parents taught me about people, and Sketti looked up teach me nj. I said Sketti there are two types of people in this world good people and bad people. You and I are good people we don’t lie, and we don’t break peoples heart, but Sketti that Cootiecakes lied to all of us, and broke your heart she a bad person. Sketti looked up with tears and said, but Nj she use to be good, I looked at Sketti and said she changed into a bad person nothing we can do about that. Sketti cry some more, and said nj my heart still hurts what can fix it? I replied time will heal all wounds, and till this very day Sketti has not logged into Spiral Knights since her heart is still broken.
Kiwi Kiwi Kiwi:
Now, most kids in Echo of Silence never knew what a Kiwi was until we meet Fallout and Milkman these two taught us the ways of the Kiwi’s, and this is why Eos loves them. Fallout actually manages a whole sweater company in Australia, and Milkman provides Fallout with the labor and wool from his sheep farm back in NZ. From this day we all look at Milkman and feel sorry for him being a kiwi =(.
Static Flash:
So a few of us got bored playing Spiral Knights, and decided to try a t3 run with only a static Flash I have to be honest this is one of the best runs you can ever try in the game builds great endurance for sure.
Bring a Noob to Fsc:
So, Aedium, Ahly, and myself were doing FSC with an anti-social person, but luckly that person Dc’ed now, Aedium was like Nj how can we make this run HARD, I was sitting there wondering I mean FSC and Vanna is just a joke, but why don’t we bring a NOOB in our party. It wont make the run as hard (Ahly was lagging bad), we had 1 blitz, and well 1 shiver, but the person who had the blitz also had the shiver lol. So, this guy joins our party none of us know him I asked my guildies to give us random names of people in proto gear , so they did. He joined the party and asked why me? We replied you’re the chosen one, and took him into the last depth before vanna, and he died a bit, but was epic with his vials of pain he also killed a skele with his proto sword. After, we decided to do vanna with him we headed down, and Vanna did take awhile for us to beat not going to lie. I got bored mid-way since the first two stages took us about 3 minutes to beat I started making vanna charge into people in my party, but ended up dying like 2 times due to that, but got some nice kills as well Ahly and Aedium got owned <3. So, I think we will ruin endgame material for new players on and off when we are bored. We told him to take screenies so he can brag to all his friends as well.
Vanna Dodgeball?
Dodgeball class is so much fun when you’re a little kid, but since Three Rings cant provide us with mini-games I guess we need to get creative and make our own mini-games up right? So, Mup Mup and myself created Vanna dodgeball while Xerox (I think it was Xerox) poorly was that unfit guy who cant dodge at all. We would make vanna target us and do his charge attack and point him over in Xerox’s direction for giggles. You can also do this with Trojans, but its not as fun since Trojans are pretty easy to dodge (Even though Aedium almost killed me with two Trojans dam him).
Boswick Kidnap:
Boswick is such a fine specimen Eos wanted to kidnap him for our own amusement. So, Tantarian and I found Boswick with his cool minner hat on with a giant B on it, so we wanted his hat for ourselves, and Boswick to be our pet. So, my logic was if I tell Boswick in public we are going to kidnap him he will be ready for it, but wont be certain when it will happen (its kinda like a slap bet you don’t know when you will get slapped, but you know it can happen anytime). So, we end up taking Boswick to a corner in the arcade and beat him up, but sadly he owned Tantarian and myself with his god-dam charm…The next day we found rocks in the corner we attempted to kidnap Boswick in….forever those boulders in the arcade will be a spot of mourning our failure to steal Boswick.
Eos Presents Peta:
(Peta thread has been removed from the forums due to flames)
Peta has been around in Spiral Knights for ages, we did make a thread about it. Eos is a proud supporter of PETA we do not support Sega or Three Rings with there cruel nature to allow Npc’s to have snipe shoes on, to allow us to kill the poor defenseless wolvers, fiends, chroma’s, and most importantly MAKE ARMORS and weapons out of them. This is disgusting, and I blame this all on Three Rings to not care about these poor defenseless creatures they did nothing but live on this planet in peace, but us being the horrible knights we are enter this planet, and caused havoc to this peaceful place. So shame on us, PETA is the only protest that has been doing well in this game, and will live on forever.
Changing-Rooms:
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/10487 ← Thread
Now this whole thing happened when Dogrock and myself were changing infront of each other in Spiral Knights getting ready for our run together. All of the sudden a Saphy appeared and laugh at our man parts (by man parts I mean our legs). She was like omg guys your legs are so gross you need to shave them. I was like Saphy go away, and stop looking at our man-parts (this story might of never happened, but might of happened in beta so we will never know).
The Adventures of Njthug and Repartee:
The adventures of Repartee and Njthug or Njthug and Repartee started when Repartee joined Echo of Silence this young knight was such a nice player, but eventually we realized both of us together causes heinous amount of trouble. With that in mind, we got bored one night and decided that we have way too much Ce, and have to make an account for the ultimate troll, so we created Heinous the official Eos mascot. He is the best account ever has an ancient set with uv’s and a Fov and argent peacemaker with uv’s as well. He just chills and rescue camp because he has no clue how to get out of there.
The next adventure or shenanigan Rep and I did is called Operation Cootiecakes:
This plan was one of the best plans ever. In the world today we have walks to cure breast cancer and much more which is well lets be honest a horrible disease, and I hope one day a cure is found, but in Spiral Knights we have an evil virus which kills, brainwashes, and attacks the heart called the Cootie Virus. Rep, and myself run laps all the time in Spiral Knights around the fountain just to raise money to find a cure for the Cootie Virus. Whenever we do see Cootiecakes (the reason most knights are infected with this virus) we chase her until she goes down and does a run, and harass her until she feels the pain she causes to poor naïve knights in Spiral Knights. Repartee and myself sworn to each other we will remove the Cootie Virus from Spiral Knights we fight hard by making fun of the cootie cakes, running laps, chasing her until she gives up, and most importantly by trolling her. To any fellow knight who suffers from the Cootie or wishes to stop the cooties from spreading join this mighty cause.
Christina Love <3:
Rep logged on one day I haven’t seen him in about a month now, so I wanted to well cause havoc and heinous amount of destruction with him, so we started doing what we do best making fun of Xerox, recruiting only 7’s on the hotness scale in Eos (must be girls), and ridding the world of Spiral Knights from Cootiecakes, but we found our biggest fan Christina sleeping in the middle of the AH. Now, boys and girls Christina is a great person, and an amazing lovemaker, but you always have to watch out what you say in public. I have a tendency to type up song lyrics and stand behind someone while doing that, so I paid the price that day by getting the BEST WARNING EVER. Rep and I started standing behind Christina while she was sleeping and well made love to her like no other man has ever made. Milkman joined in later, and rubbed his rear on Christina’s face since he kinky like that. All and all its was a fun time since people joined in we had a giant group of people (idk if I can say the real word) making love to each other and the center piece of this whole lovefest was Christina.
Oh due to this lovefest I got my first ever warning in this game which well I have to admit might be the best warning ever:
Rep cures Njthug of his OCD:
So guys sadly, I have OCD in Spiral Knights before whenever I saw a ironlock box (prize wheel gave me one) I would have to open it up. So, this got me to waste bit of ce in this game, but what Repartee would do for fun was collect a bunch of those iron lockboxes and then mail them 2 me, and LAUGH. Since he knew I would have to open them all up due to my OCD. Due to rep I wasted over 20k Ce since he a mean friend to have, and would laugh every time I would rage and be like dam you Rep. Eventually he sent me so many I just gave up.
Random Convo’s in Eos:
Ret joins Eos and walks in on this convo:
Njthug: So Aedium don’t you hate when you got to shave?
Aedium: Yes, man especially manscaping.
Njthug, and a few others: Dude manscaping is brutal at times so scared I will hurt something down there.
Ret: Dude I remember one time my gf waxed my legs painful.
Njthug: Use nair its good its foamy and dosent hurt I use it on my chest.
Muppet Presents why we don’t have pets in Sk:
Noobowns: I want a pet in spiral Knights
Muppet: Why?
Noobowns: I really want like a wolver or something
Muppet: ….
Noobowns: Omg having a fiend will be so cool…
Muppet: Do you really want pets in sk?
Njthug: We shouldn’t have pets in sk be useless
Noobowns: Yes muppet I really want a pet..
Muppet: Go get a dog irl stop complaining
Njthug: Lmao <3 Mup Mup
Moonsoon is my hero (Takes place in officer chat):
Moonsoon: Dam nj I am broke again
Njthug: Didn’t you have like 80k ce yesterday?
Moonsoon: Ya…
Njthug: Wtf did you waste it on you don’t even have any max uv’s or anything…
Moonsoon: I wanted to buy ancient plate sets for all my noob accounts
Njthug: Lmao wow you so would do that…
Moonsoon: I regret nothing
Provi and Rep Love:
Providence: Wtf I cant kick or demote Repartee wtf nj
Njthug: Yes you been abusing him so much
Provi: Fu Nj now I have no reason to be in Eos.
Rep: Lmao
Provi: Nj demote Rep or I hurt you
Nj: Crap got the provi mad demotes rep.
Provi: Demotes Rep to recruit =)
We need a noob to join us in Vanna:
Njthug: Guys I need a noob to join us in vanna proto gear plz
Retro: Robthedestroyer
Retro: Some other names I cant remember
Ahly: Xerox
Xerox: Hey….
Nj: This is why you’re an officer Ahly.
Well I will be adding more stories to come honestly, there so many stories about Eos I can go on and on about, but I rather have the rest of Eos tell you stories as well so if your Eos feel free to post your little adventures or as we call them in Eos shenanigans.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:19
#52
Ofine NJ
Buy a Monkey!
Korakc: What should I get with 700 CE? oh wait actually I'm gonna get a monkey :)
Gwen: Republican or Democrat?
Digitalartificer: *laughes*
Korakc: definitly Republican monkey.
Gwen: at least that way the monkey comes with a suit
Korakc: epic win
Korakc imagines his monkey in a suit
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:20
#53
another one
Sprites hate Moonsoon
Moonsoon: man
Moonsoon: I have a sprite stuck on a leadge or something
Moonsoon: It's right next to me but I cant pick it up
Aedium: It doesn't like you :P
Moonsoon: :(
-a few minutes later-
Moonsoon: lol that sprite didn't like that GM either
Aedium: spriteful little tard
Moonsoon: lol
Moonsoon and I like how I called in a GM instead of doing the other rooms
Aedium: that's pretty awesome
Korakc: which GM?
Moonsoon: coriolis
Korakc: ah
Korakc: was hoping it was boswick so I could kick him
Demonicsothe: lmao
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:45
#54
This thread is hilarious.
This thread is hilarious.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:05
#55
Well duh.
BTW contribute if
Well duh.
BTW contribute if ya can.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:29
#56
I don't have any worthwhile
I don't have any worthwhile stories yet, but I will when I get some.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:22
#57
Ret Gives a Lecture
Retequizzle: All the ladies in EoS bossing me around lately its sadface
Tiggerlver: i am not lol
Tiggerlver: I quite enjoy chilling eith you:P
Demonicsothe: is that what you guys call it?
Demonicsothe: I mean, we just call it bdsm
Tiggerlver: Demonic i kinda dont like you right now
Demonicsothe: sorry >.<
Retequizzle: Its okay sothe, thats just nother of their tactics
Tiggerlver: No u ruined it
Tiggerlver: Ret you are blaah XD
Retequizzle: They make you thing you wrong and then make you apologize
Oolon: Thats because you are!
Retequizzle: See they already took over his mind
Demonicsothe: women confuses me so much
Demonicsothe: so complicated >.<
Retequizzles: see tigger's especially complicated cuz if u dont listen to her she'll just tkd you into listening
Tiggerlver: This is true
Retequizzle: what she cant accomplish with womenly wiles she makes up with brute force and its scary
Retequizzle: i saw her do it to nj once
Demonicsothe: o.o
Retequizzle: man that was a sad day
Tiggerlver: But i loves nj
Retequizzle: See? she says she loves him so this way she can all be "hyaaaahh" and go kick him later when no one's looking
Retequizzle: typical woman psychology
Tiggerlver: yuppers you speak the truth
Retequizzle: now i'm not even sure what shes doing anymore, she just said a guy was right. what women does that without an ulterior motive
Moonsoon logs off
Retequizzle: No moon come back i cant do this alone
Tiggerlver: hugs ret
Retequizzle: tiggers converting everyone now aaaaaaa
And then Poul logs on and nukes Haven 15.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:52
#58
LOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOL
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 00:37
#59
Poul didn't nuke Haven 15 I
Poul didn't nuke Haven 15 I did.
Also, a follow-up to that. I got back on a few hours later, Tigger and everyone else was still on, I decide to go do "recon" on her since I just knew she was plotting something.
Retequizzle: she clearly enjoys her sleep if the Zs above her head are any indication
Demonicsothe: you should take the opportunity and give her a ki- drug
Retequizzle: swashbuckler sothe, i am not a clever man but there is a thin line between reconnaissance and voyeurism and i think that crosses it
Needless to say she was boring for a good 15 minutes. I think she knew I was there. But oh well, today will be remembered forever as the day she almost took over EoS without even doing anything.
Vive la resistance.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 10:19
#60
She was spying on your
She was spying on your pitiful recon behind those misleadin z's.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 12:14
#61
Hey I was cleverly hidden
Hey I was cleverly hidden behind a wall that you can't see past from where she was at.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 17:23
#62
Where's all the posts? =(
I
Where's all the posts? =(
I must ask this question. What would you not do for a Klondike Bar?
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:19
#63
He Talks to
He Talks to Himself...
Korakc: Dammit died any1 selling CE?
Korakc: uh 50 CE for 3.5k CR?\
Korakc: wtf why u guys not answer?
Korakc: hello?
Korakc: oh LMAO no1 online
Geez you guys rly are slackers =/
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 18:39
#64
Picked on and Abused
After a few people had been calling out a spammer but not by name I couldn't help but ask what was going on.
...
Jssr: You there, stop spamming!
Hollows makes a rude gesture at Jssr
Choobski: I'm confused, who is spamming?
Jssr: Hollo
Choobski: ??
Choobski: Is it in trade [chat]?
Jssr: Bleache anime kids.
Choobski: [Because] I don't even see it...
Hollows: I DO NOT watch Bleach!!!
Hollows: That's because Jssr is lying.
Choobski: Oh, so you are the Xerox of your guild?
Choobski: We make him look bad a lot...
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 21:28
#65
A Demon is Blasphemous
Fallout: hnnnng
Demonicsothe: The power of constipation compels thee?
Fallout: yyeeeees
Gwen: LMFAO
Fallout: ghoonoreaaa
Gwen: Did you just do a blasphemous "the power of christ compels you"?
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 04:50
#66
Choobski takes back english
Sir Choobski of Failington succeed in halting the bastardization of the english language, for quite some time, a fortnight ago.
There was some sort of time warp that brought him, his computer, & wifi with him to a time before dreadful slangs & when people showed respect.
I proceeded to follow sir choob through this phenomenon & we spent a jolly day bromancing about, with class.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 10:34
#67
A night of shenanigans
Great night last night, had more fun playing than in a while.
- Did many runs hunting for cake and the race to join before the slots filled up. Damn you, Korakc and your join speed.
- Lots of old-timers joined up on Mumble and a party ensued. Moonsoon's music selection was eclectic but very enjoyable.
- Repartee showed us how he is the king of running laps around the fountain, wasn't even a contest.
- Got some great players to join up on EoS; Becs, Sunless (finally!) and we tricked Dirt into coming back and he was stuck since no one else was around to invite him back into Guild. Sorry, Dirt :(
- Flabbergasted in the sheer amount of time and resources spent by Nj and Moonsoon in buying confetti. Apparently buying it 10 at a time is way too slow when you're shooting for 10K confetti.
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 16:44
#68
http://imgur.com/0tDwK
^
Auss
^
Aussies Eat Grilled bannans
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 06:48
#69
More shenanigans to come very
More shenanigans to come very soon. <3
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 08:26
#70
I <3 grilled banana! :)
I <3 grilled banana! :) Actually that night i actually ate it with rainbow icecream :D
So awesome!
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 19:58
#71
Sexy time for EoS now
Sexy time for EoS now involves "ice cream paint jobs" (confetti!).
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 02:42
#72
A sneaky dwarf and his subsequent mumble invasion
@Aedium yessss moonradio ♥ - in fact, listening to it as I write this 'cause Moon plays amazing stuff
This shenanigans is dedicated to all you guys who insisted it be a novel: Moonsoon, Mr-Mini-Dwarf and Retequizzle.
A sneaky dwarf and his subsequent mumble invasion
The thing I love most about this guild, hands down, is how everyone has such a great time in-game and on mumble. Mostly, this can be attributed to the GM & officers' good eye for players who are super friendly and have a great sense of humour. Sometimes though, we are simply such a close group that we invariably end up pulling friends of friends into our guild circle.
Fallout and Mr-Mini-Dwarf (why do I always end up writing about the Aussies?) are kinda like this, 'cause they know each other in real and we all know that Mini-Dwarf applied to EoS just so he could keep up the bromance with Fallout ;) Now, Fallout's headed west over the Easter break so naturally he can't collect cake slices to trade in for frosted helms, right? So, Mr-Mini-Dwarf, being the awesome bff he is, was running around today on Fallout's account helping him out with the tokens.
Meanwhile, Nj had just come back from being in Unity and was being promoted through the ranks.
Dogrock promoted Njthug to Member.
Dogrock promoted Njthug to Veteran.
Dogrock promoted Njthug to Officer.
Dogrock promoted Njthug to Guild Master.
.. all in the norm. Everyone's welcoming Nj back in mumble chat and asking about what it's like to be in Unity, when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw this:
Fallout promoted Mr-Mini-Dwarf to Member.
Fallout promoted Mr-Mini-Dwarf to Veteran.
The sneaky dwarf! I was laughing my silly shorts off for a good minute or two because nobody had suspected anything at all. Everyone had either been so encapsulated by Nj's storytelling or so busy running in-game that Mr-Mini-Dwarf's ingenious plan to rise up through the ranks to overthrow the GMs had gone unnoticed. (Get ready for the takeover guys, I'm tellin' ya!)
Anyway, so I was laughing my silly shorts off, genuinely amused at how oblivious everyone was. Even Dogrock hadn't picked up on it! But since I was playing it safe, I had to tell Nj.
Nj: (laughing) omg that sneaky Fallout
Njthug demoted to Fallout to Veteran.
Cava: No nj! That's Mr-Mini-Dwarf on Fallout's account! Fallout's gone somewhere for his Easter break.
Nj: (laughing) omg that sneaky Minidwarf
Njthug demoted Mr-Mini-Dwarf to Veteran.
Rep: Why would you give your password out to anyone in SK?
Njthug demoted Mr-Mini-Dwarf to Member.
Cava: yeah, they know each other IRL.
Rep: Yeah? I still wouldn't give it out.
Njthug demoted Mr-Mini-Dwarf to Recruit.
Nj: wait wait i got an idea but he's gonna hate me
Njthug removed Mr-Mini-Dwarf from Echo Of Silence.
I could just picture in my head Minidwarf going 'WHAT!' like he always does when he's outraged by something.
The best thing though was the fact that Minidwarf wasn't in Mumble when all this happened, so to the typical bystander it almost appeared as if Nj was mad at what happened. Not only this, but because Nj had originally demoted Fallout to a Veteran, Minidwarf couldn't send himself an invite back into the guild. Poor Minidwarf, I wept for my fellow Aussie friend ;(
But Minidwarf was not to be deterred by this minor hindrance. Already, he was falling back on Plan B. Like the saying goes, 'If you can't beat them, join them.' .. or in this case, get them to join you by turning everyone in EoS into a dwarf. It started with Repartee who turned darkside loooong ago when he changed his name to MR-LARGE-DWARF, but my good friends, on this occasion Minidwarf really outdid himself.
Exhibit A - http://i.imgur.com/jNF37.png
Where Minidwarf pits our two GMs, Dogrock and Njthug, against each other. Admins in Mumble can't change their names, even if they want to, but this didn't phase Minidwarf at all.
Exhibit B - http://i.imgur.com/XjdJO.png
Where Minidwarf incites so much anger and hate into Nj that he starts kicking guildies for their inadequacy: I bet you that he was working on trying to make Nj so crazed that he'd ban our entire group from Mumble.
Exhibit C - http://i.imgur.com/qfZfN.png
Where Minidwarf brainwashes Repartee with recurring images of dwarves and tries to get him to indoctrinate the rest of us with his dwarven history and beliefs.
I'm telling you right now - one day, Mr-Mini-Dwarf is going to single-handedly take control of this guild. Not only has he begun to scheme all sorts of ways in which he can fuel hate between our usually-lovely GMs, but I bet right now - those gargling/platypus noises he makes when he greets people in Mumble? SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING.
By the time he takes over, I'll be seriously crossing my fingers in the hopes that he'll spare me because I'm Aussie, hahaha.
Love you Minidwarf, love you all xx
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 12:48
#73
@Saphy and Cava
@Saphy ---
@Saphy and Cava
@Saphy --- Ice Cream Paint Jobs Ftw <3 especially when you speak in you say naughty words to them in French (its not naughty, but lets be honest each word in the French language is sexy excluding Cootiecakes).
@Cava -- Lol great story Cava =) it made me giggle that Mr-Mini-Dwarf seems to be another Fallout moving up in the ranks without us even realizing it lol...We should so add the story of how long it took you to write it up lol <3 you even tho you hate me, but good news is you hate Cobby more =0.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 06:47
#74
Dammit I missed it 0=
Dammit I missed it 0=
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 20:28
#75
I <3
Ice cream paint jobs, Snipe poop showers, Snipe Sprinkles, & tossin that bank in the air so the ladies start dancin
oh baby oh baby
e: also, i'm counting this thread as a shenanigan
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/50123
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 02:53
#76
Milk and drapes
I'm not allowed to spend lots of time on my Shenanigan posts anymore because Nj and Ret abuse me and make fun of me for it.
MILK
Njthug: MISO
Milkman: shut up
Njthug: u Stfu Milky
Milkman: no u smelly face
Cavalries: nj <3
Cavalries: is milkman a kiwi? :O
Milkman: i am kiwis
Milkman: multiple
Milkman: plural
Cavalries: can you come into mumble, i wanna hear you say some words <3
Milkman: Only if NJ leaves forever
Njthug: ill leave forever
Milkman: no ur a liar
Misonguyen: throw milk on Milky's face
Milkman: I seen what u done to jen
Njthug: U stfu Milky
Milkman: no way ur worse than cootiecakes
Cavalries: that's great - throw milk on milky's face - i love it
Milkman: thats perverted
Milkman: ur a gross
Zafirbel: milkman you're like the biggest kiwi in spiral knights
Milkman: big kiwis taste better
Misonguyen: naughty Milky
Njthug: Milky is a kiwi for life
Milkman: thug lyf
Misonguyen: Milky come come give me some milk
Cavalries: milkman you're like the biggest cutie in spiral knights
Njthug: Miso his milk is sour
Cavalries: ewwww sour milk
Njthug: Cava dont lie
Milkman: no u shut up no more das boot
Cavalries: ok yeah nj is the biggest cutie hahahaha
Retequizzle: always das boot
Milkman: no more das boot for nj
Njthug: Dude we fill our das boot with beer or whiskey or wine no f'ing MILK
AND
DRAPES
Ret, Choobski, Moonsoon and I were hanging around Haven when we saw this guy in front of the Auction House with a blue toupee and moustache so Moon dared me to go up to him, eye him up and down and say, 'Do the curtains match the drapes?'
So I went up to him and shouted it to all of Haven. He didn't respond but we had a good laugh.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 11:08
#77
Lmao wow Cava another nice
Lmao wow Cava another nice one I think I will type up a few pretty soon =0
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 21:14
#78
Okay some stuff what went on
Okay some stuff what went on our mumble:
Nj: So dude does the water in the toilet in Aussie land flow the other way?
Avenged: You got that from Simpsons
Nj: Yes, so I still don't know....
Moon: Fallout
Fallout: Yea?
Nj: Go run to your bathroom n tell us what direction the water flows in when you flush your toilet...
Fallout: Naw I wateched a documentary on it matters which way the water is going in...
Moon: A documentary on toilet water...
Nj: He Aussie...what do you expect?
Fallout: It was very entertaining =0
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 01:32
#79
JEBUS
GUYS, jen is offering 3kce for anyone who can do the hokey pokey upside down' gogogogo.
~~~~~
dancinjen: someone asked for money
dancinjen: and i asked them if they could to do the hokey pokey upside down and put it on youtube i would give them ce
Fallout: =o
Fallout: did they do it yet?
Fallout: how much ce? i'll fo it
dancinjen: not yet
dancinjen: lol
Fallout: no.... legit
Fallout: how much?
dancinjen: you would really do it
Fallout: watch me =o
dancinjen: LOL
dancinjen: oh god
dancinjen: how are you going to do the hokey pokey upside down?
Fallout: tie a rope to my feet and to the fan
dancinjen: oh my gosh
dancinjen: lol
Fallout: the fan would aid the turn around part
dancinjen: 2k ce
dancinjen: i think
dancinjen: would be worth it
dancinjen: lawl
Fallout: 3....
dancinjen: okay okay 3k
Fallout: =D
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 02:00
#80
I call shenanigans!
that's
I call shenanigans!
that's totally worth 3k ce.
Also, in the event that there might be a video on youtube that actually has someone upside down doing the hokey pokey you must write, on your body, dancinjen is sexy and njthug smells like butt to prove your identity.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 03:59
#81
I do have one nice stuff :3
So, I met up with my friend Externalknight one day and we said hi. I told him I'm bored, and she said she's bored too. I suddenly recalled why I added her as my friend... she was asking something about plate shields, and I went up to her and helped her out. I played some jokes just to be funny, and she added me. Well I guess she was funny too so I added her.
Since we can play jokes, why not make a prank on someone? So we decided to disguise ourselves as a full proto newbie, and execute a prank to a random tier 3 guy (let's call him A). I call it the "Rock Energy Prank".
It went something like this:
Snow: Hello sir, I need some help over here.
A: Ok sure.
Snow: Do you have any rock energy?
A: What?
External: You have any rock energy?
A: Umm you mean crystal energy?
Snow: No, ROCK energy, not crystal.
A: Huh?
External: So you don't know?
A: I never heard of that...
Snow: Well, we really need some rock energy, but we didn't know where to find it.
External: Yeah, we thought we could ask someone if they have it. We really need some of them.
A: Do you mean crystal energy?
Snow: No seriously, it's rock energy.
A: I don't know what you're talking about.
Snow: Ok, so, I heard Wegner mentioned this rock energy to us.
A: Wegner??
Snow: Yeah he said that we could find some rock energy in the Clockworks, but I never find one.
External: That's why we came here to ask you.
A: Sorry I don't know anything about this.
Snow: Wait,I remember Wegner giving me a hint on where it is. He said I could find it with Vanaduke.
External: Yeah, he mentioned some citadel.
Snow: So, can you bring us there?
A: Uhh...
Snow: Oh I know... It's too hard there? We'll equip yourselves now...
*Snow and External dresses up in 4 star gear*
A: *shocked look*
Snow and External: GOTCHA!!! *laughs*
A: Woah dude you really got me there... :D
Maybe we should do this more often and scare innocent people around, just for fun XD
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 07:05
#82
Pimp canes
A story about being bored but looking good while doing it....
moon: I'm bored, all I'm doing is giving people ice cream paint jobs and I don't want to drop below 10k confetti
becs: Well I'm not staying on if we don't do anything, lets do JK with pimp canes
moon: I'm in, only bringing the pimp cane
becs: me too. RETTTT come?
Ret: You didn't even ask nicely....
becs: Please REETTTTT?
Moon: Only bring the pimp cane
Ret: fine...
Ret comes and we find out he brought his DVS.... the cheater....
Moon: It takes 4 hits to kill the mini jellies
Becs: But we look sexy doing it
Moon: Ret, put that thing away, PIMP CANE
Ret: I refuse to obey your rules
Becs: Fine... cheater
Needless to say Moon and I were the key components of the team the took out the might JK. Then we had peanut butter and jelly samiches... Ret refused to make them though :(.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 20:33
#83
Shenanigans by me? Never.
So it turns out the other day NJ was trying to get a hold of a "Toasty Birthday Candle" or something along those lines and had let everyone in mumble know of his desire to have this magical accessory. Lord knows what drives him to own what could be considered the single largest collection of every possible item that CAN be worn on a knight.
Well some terrible (valiant?) knight had put it upon themselves to drive the price of the candle to 10x it's original bid price in a matter of minutes. As NJ began yelling on about how it was me I felt the strongest desire to defend myself on the forums and prove my innocence.
However dear knight, what you did was terrible. But we know that you are the hero that Haven deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt you... because you can take it... because you are not a hero... you're a silent guardian, a watchful recon... a Spiral Knight...
-Repartee
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:02
#84
Who is Heinouz?
So, one day ShortnSkinny, Aedium, one of my friends Fiestaloco and I were doing a FSC run, and all of a sudden Repartee says to invite Heinouz to EoS. We did, and Heinouz was in rescue camp, so a couple of us(including me) grabbed an alt and hopped over to the rescue camp to see what was going on. I ended up in a run with Heinouz, but I personally have no idea who it is. I think it's Repartee, but can't be sure.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 15:22
#85
Most Active Guild In
Most Active Guild In Sk
^
WE got a few more screens of like 60/80 or 60/90 kids online as well =)
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 15:47
#86
There's no prophit here... I swear.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 00:22
#87
Repartee, angel of death? Or angel of mercy?
So. Our mumble talks about things that are usually entirely off topic. Our discussion was as such.
Avenged: I can't have sushi because I got food poisoning once. So I can't eat anything sushi like.
Repartee: So, if we were on a deserted island and the only food was fish would you let me kill you so I could eat you?
Avenged: No, I would do it myself.
Repartee: I would be your angel of mercy Avenged. I would get you with a rock while you were sleeping.
Avenged: No I still would do it myself.
Repartee: I would be your Dr. Kevorkian, only without a doctors license and with more rocks.
Avenged: No I would go for the jugular and it would be over in a little while.
Repartee: That's minutes of pain and confusion. Not a few seconds of confusion from sleeping. I would make a killing rock just for you.
Avenged: Now I know what that is!
Repartee: I would let you think it was art. Or to hang our clothes on. It would be quick. Merciful.
So my question is this. Would you help Avenged out by escorting him off this mortal coil? And how?
I say with a rock. Jugular wastes all that blood. So nutritious.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 00:31
#88
EoS meetup on a deserted
EoS meetup on a deserted island this summer!
RSVP List:
Avenged
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 07:36
#89
Coconuts
Ok, the convo went further than this...
NJ: Avenged, how 'bout I kill you with a coconut
Avenged: There is no fauna on the Island
Becs: Fauna isn't plants and you can't kill anyone with a coconut
NJ: You totally can... I'm going to google it
Becs: You guys are so silly
NJ: Google says "More people die from coconuts than shark attacks"
Becs: I stand corrected
Rep: Google rocks, I'm sure more people die from rocks
NJ: I'll distract him with the coconut and you hit him with the rock
Cava: What conversation have I walked into...
Avenged: So NJ, you always going to travel with a coconut from now on?
Now Avenged is afraid of sushi, rocks and coconuts...
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 13:20
#90
It's True
I've come to the conclusion that I'm never going to a tropical with anyone from EoS. They're all out to get me. Don't think I'm going to go to the EoS reunion this year. OH and let us not forget...
Njthug: No Avenged I'd just throw fish at you.
Avenged: But I only can't eat sushi and shrimp.
Njthug: Who say's I'd try to kill you with it.
Repartee: Wait What Nj?
Njthug: No Rep I thought this out. I'm going to throw the fish at Avenged to distract him...
Repartee: Then I beat him with the rock?
Njthug: Yeah if I can't get him with the coconut.
Avenged: I'm seriously beginning to fear for my life.
(Random Jibber-Jabber with Becs and Guun...probably Jade too)
[After Nj has confirmed more people die from coconuts than shark attacks]
Njthug: So rep we can just make it look like an accident.
Repartee: How?
Njthug: We'll just wait for Avenged to be a stupid kid and sit under a cliff. Then we'll throw the coconut and hit him in the head with it.
Repartee: Yeah then I'll throw the body off a cliff
Avenged: But wait if you throw my body off a cliff how are you going to get to eat me?
Repartee: No I'll go get it back, and it'll be tender then.
Njthug: Oh wait Rep if we wanna make some money. We can salt it and sell Avenged Jerkey because it'll be the only food on the island
Avenged: So then what are you going to do with the money?
Njthug: I dunno probably spend it on CE
Avenged: So let me guess, you're going to spend it and buy a White Chap just to smite me one final time
Njthug: Yeah with the money we made from selling Avenged Jerky
And thus I came to the conclusion that should I ever meet Rep in real life. It will only happen if Becs or Nj is between me and Rep for he could have a rock hidden somewhere.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 22:05
#91
Not on your life...
Well... I guess it is...
I am not coming between you and Rep, I'm sure he could kick my but.
Avenged Jerky doesn't sound appealing but Avenged sushi is intriguing.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 03:00
#92
Best part was this:
Becs:
Best part was this:
Becs: Guys what about the people who don't eat meat??
Nj: We are trapped on a dam island and your going to be picky??
Rep: its like when you go up to someone and are like here take this free slice of pizza, and they are all like is it vegan, or is it gluten free??
Nj: So true those ppl are annoying dude its free pizza stop asking questions and eat it...
Becs: so true...
Nj: Well, Rep if Becs is vegan or whatever and she can't eat Avenged I guess we will have more food =)
Becs: NO I will eat avenged or the dam coconut since if you find a coconut that means a tree must be around somewhere...
Nj: Okay, we won't kill Becs
Avenged: Wtf why can she eat the dam fruit...
Nj: Since only enough fruit for one person...and sadly your the weakest link
Rep: Lol
Im be honest I love our dam audio-chat (mumble) easily best place to be late at night....its 6am and we have like 6 kids on it wtf...
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 04:50
#93
This is amazing.
I must be in
This is amazing.
I must be in this guild. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:20
#94
Lies....
I never agreed to eat meaty pizza or Avenged.
Slandering my good name...
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 17:27
#95
Becs, You Lie
Don't say you've never wanted to eat meaty pizza. You would be that person who questions the validity of free pizza.... And, I know for a fact! If they had a line serving Rib of Avenged or AvengedChop. You would be first in line.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 23:08
#96
If you were there
Bagels and cream cheese
I also lapped Nj. His party hat is now a sad hat.
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:15
#97
Rage...
I inspired a rage thread.... wth...
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 20:37
#98
Morgan: what are these
Morgan: what are these helicopter chickens called?
Cava: What??
Morgan: These chickens that are flying around
Cava: Oh they are called snipes
Officially snipes are helicopter chickens lol
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 03:54
#99
Revelation
(in Mumble w/ Nj, moon and me)
Nj: guys oh my god!
moonsoon: what?
Nj: my horseshoe is a entrance!
my horseshoe is a entrance!
(to randoms in Haven)
Nj: guys guys my horseshoe is a entrance!
(the second Aedium logs on)
Nj: (in guild chat to Aedium) my horseshoe is a entrance!
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 03:54
#100
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!
[6:45am] Njthug: my horseshoe is a entrance!