Command? (MS paint adventure-type story)

WARNING: if you wish to reboot/shutdown, you must contact a system administrator.

Lordofnecromancers's Command:Identify what has breached the Core. Define BaneRock. History, origins, creator(s) of Core + BaneRock.

There are no core breaches at the moment. There is no history on the core breach causes.

Definition of Banerock: Classified
All information on related topic is visible to the following user(s): NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL

Kaijuhunter's Command:
Command 1: then make cake the truth. MAKE IT THE TRUTH!
Command 2: open errrr.... hentai errr... Websites search on google. Also, get squidward. I want calamari today. Bet you dont know what hentai is, :p
Command 3: go buy me a vog set, valkyrie helm, skolver coat, BTB, Levi, Aegis, and a Barbarous thorn shield. Also buy me every other 5star weapon and every accesory in the whole game. Oh and your last command.
Final command: shut off forever and ever, if unable to, self destruct. If unable to do that, commit suicide. If your not emo, then go sleep in a hole. That will be all.

WARNING: malicious command detected. Will ignore further key presses from user: Kaijuhunter. Contact system administrator if you wish to allow this user to have use again.

Gingermace Command: Perform search "Almire"

Searching
Searching

This system does not hold such data. The data you are looking for most likely within this system: HisArchive. If you wish to access this system, please run: COM HisArchive.

Command?

Let's see...

>This Command is false

I shall now observe the results.

Display Com HisArchive.

>Does a list of all lists, contain itself?

If a command is false, it will be skipped. Skipping.

Cannot display a communication channel until opening that channel. Opening...
Trying a second time...
Trying a third time...
Trying a fourth time...
Trying a fifth time...

Error: connection timed out. Please check to see that the system in question is online.

Cannot answer question: "Does a list of all lists, contain itself?" It is a request that is on the list bad_request.lst. Contact system administrator if you wish to have this question answered.

Command?

Now to try something else.

>GET YE FLASK

I REGRET NOTHING.

Check if COM HisArchive is online.

Command below is true
Command above is false

I had to try...sorry.

Start sifting through possible ciphers to decrypt projects if possible

This is me trying to make up, with bad spelling ._.

Time to retype my command, as the prompt didn't acknowledge at first:

Analyze the relation between current BaneRock status and administrator NULLNULLNULLNULL.

@Artist: The command is COM HisArchive, with all caps for "com".

Zydrate simply comments, "bad_request.lst? Well played."

Apparently they built it to be paradox proof. Darn.

>GET YE FLASK: no such command.

Check if COM HisArchive is online.: Syntax error.

Command below is true
Command above is false
......ERROR: memory overload. Adding this statement to bad_request.lst.

Start sifting through possible ciphers to decrypt projects if possible:
Error: this action is not allowed for the following reason: security risk.

Analyze the relation between current BaneRock status and administrator NULLNULLNULLNULL.
NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL is the owner of BaneRock.
No further information found.

Command?

Incoming communication request from Glave (user). This request has encryption enabled. Please input encryption code: (A hint has been detected from the requesting user: I have set the code to the name of the unbinding gremlin in binary, with dashes between letter codes.)

01010110 - 01101001 - 01110011 - 01100101

01001111-01110000-01100101-01101110-0111111-00100000-01010000-01101100-01100101-01100001-01110011-01100101-00111111

>You get an odd look from the other Knights.

What? This is hard science people.

Z looks over to the code the other one entered.

"Open? Classy!"

Identify creator of computer model

Zydrate pokes the last enter-er person a few too many times.
"I think you mean module?"

accept communication request, translate all non-english languages.

Delete all pornographic material. Example: Hentai.

List all internet browsing applications.

Trying code: 01010110 - 01101001 - 01110011 - 01100101

Success!

Detecting language...language = native. No translation required.

Opening sound channel.

ERROR: no sound device detected. Switching to closed caption mode.

{Footsteps} Hello? Identify yourself. Which side are you on?

Reply?

Command: Decode:
திரள் வருகிறது

Uh...the side where there's life?

Cannot decode திரள் வருகிறது: Unsupported format.

Reply: Uh...the side where there's life?

COM channel Glave: What the heck does that mean!? It's worse than hell down here, and you're just wasting my time!

Reply?

My name is Myqpalzm. I'm a knight of the Spiral Order that has crash landed into planet Cradle. What is your location?

>"Worse than hell"? Care to elaborate?

"Displaying Core-Status.txt

Defense: Functional
Breech Count: 2
Energy Value: 99%
Drain Rate: 0 parts per hour
Corrupt Rate: 0 parts per hour"

Elaborate of 'Breech Count: 2'

We are here to eat you, Glave.

Reply: My name is Myqpalzm. I'm a knight of the Spiral Order that has crash landed into planet Cradle. What is your location?

COM channel Glave: {Gasps} Either I'm hallucinating again or there are some rockin hackers up there. I haven't been contacted by a sane person in a week. I'm the recon of the beta squad. My group was one of the first sent to find the alpha squad. Right now, I don't really know where I am. I'm pretty sure I'm somewhere near the core, but I really could be in space.

Reply: >"Worse than hell"? Care to elaborate?

COM channel Glave: Oh, don't get me started. There are all sorts of nasty things down here. Fire Storm Citadel was a clone of hell. This place, as I have said, is worse. For pete's sake even my own shadow is against me. There are some creatures here that can cause you to hallucinate, often making the next thing trying to kill you look like something friendly. I'm beginning to shoot pretty much darn anything. The guards here aren't even physical things. They're all shadows. Rarely I come across something that looks like a corrupted creature. Once I even saw a knight that was covered in something like a shadowy soot.

Reply: Elaborate of 'Breech Count: 2'

COM channel Glave: Huh? Oh, that might be referring to the alpha squad. But when I looked last time, it said 1. Why is it 2 now?

Reply: We are here to eat you, Glave.

COM channel Glave: YOU THINK THAT WOULD PHASE ME!? AFTER THE GUARDIAN OF MY SQUAD TRIED TO EAT MY BRAIN!? {sobs}

Reply?

We are attempting to locate your co-ordinates, Glave

>Locate Geographical co-ordinates of user Glave

Do you still have much energy? I can give you 100 energy, with a price of only 50k crown or if you don't have enough, give me your best weapon that are still unbinded and have many perks. If you don't have it, I can give you 20 energy for free. Anyway, I have a question. Can you tell me all the name of your friends in your squad? Reply or I won't give you energy.

Glave, we're trying to help you. We need to know more information, do you think there is any way you can help us? Is it possible you are the second breech?

how do you write in italic?

before it, and after, but without the spaces.

< strong> bold
< em> italics
< code> weird text
< a> blue link form, still don't know how to use it though...

glave give me money!

Command: Locate Geographical co-ordinates of user Glave
Error: no geographical input devices detected. Cannot carry out command.

Reply: We are attempting to locate your co-ordinates, Glave

{Nervous chuckle} About that. Umm, I maybe sorta smashed those sensors to try to keep them from detecting me so fast. I am a recon, after all. I rely on them not knowing where I am.

Reply: Do you still have much energy? I can give you 100 energy, with a price of only 50k crown or if you don't have enough, give me your best weapon that are still unbinded and have many perks. If you don't have it, I can give you 20 energy for free. Anyway, I have a question. Can you tell me all the name of your friends in your squad? Reply or I won't give you energy.

HECK NO ENERGY! I would gladly except, but this bane rock thing drained all of mine. If you send some down, I think it will just get swallowed up by that rock. I will tell you about the squad anyway.

The leader's name was Stiletto. To be honest, he was the only one who I didn't like so much. He would tease me every time things were boring. At this point, I wish he was still here, even if he was constantly poking me. I never realized how helpful he was. We lost him when the floor gave out when we were up on one of clockwork paths. I am still a little shocked at how fast we lost him. I can almost hear his cry for help...

Kris was the guardian. He was an awesome warrior. When no one else had made such a shield, he created a shield that could dispense bombs even when he had his hands full. The descriptions of Grantz sound similar to what I would say of Kris. He fell with Stiletto... For some reason, before then, I thought that his indestructibility would some how save him from such a fall.

And the technician, Kalis, was the only one (Besides myself) who didn't fall. We eventually reached a point with several computers in it. She couldn't figure them out. We found a elevator, but it would only go down. I was hoping we could get to the core on it, but that didn't happen. We found ourselves within what I think is a base. I'm still in this place.

But what did happen to Kalis is the worse than what happened to the others. One of the shadows pulled her off somewhere, and I didn't see her for a while. The next time I did see her, she looked more dead than alive. It was horrifying. Her eyes had no color whatsoever. And the worst part is that I don't have the heart to kill her. And speaking of which, I saw Kris too. He was in a similar state. Both of them rushed at me, and both times I had to run. I just really, really want to get out at this point.

Reply: Glave, we're trying to help you. We need to know more information, do you think there is any way you can help us? Is it possible you are the second breech?

Maybe. I'm not really sure. I expect the halls to be a little more...shiny than this. Oh, and also I would probably-OH CRAP BACK OFF! {stabbing sounds} Ignore that. That was my shadow. As I was saying, I would probably be overloaded with energy if I was in the core.

Reply: glave give me money!

Wha? How? I don't even have much really.

Reply?

>What kind of equipment do you have on you currently?

Good point. How about in some sort of devilish core of shadow lairs where some boss is out there, unknown to us as of yet, and your just entering it's area?

Isekuube Replies, " Glave, in order for us to help you we need to ask you a few questions. I have a couple I need to lay on you. First question, do you know who left this note on the computer we're using?"

Glave, the only way for you not to die is to kill you friends. They're gone. Live with it. You must go onto the rock. Use your awesomeness to suck back all your energy.

Reply: >What kind of equipment do you have on you currently?

Oh, um, I have a Cloaking Swift Strike Shield, the armor is a Vitasuit Deluxe, and then I also have a Divine Veil. Right now, I'm holding a Leviathan Blade, but it's in bad shape. I hope it doesn't break. I also have a Nova Driver, but I'm letting it recharge. The rest is either broken or lost. Oh, and I also have a couple of Irontech Destroyers, but I'm saving them for a pinch.

Reply: Glave, in order for us to help you we need to ask you a few questions. I have a couple I need to lay on you. First question, do you know who left this note on the computer we're using?

Note? What note? What computer? I have no clue what you are talking about.

Also, I need to know something. When we left to look for the alpha squad, the knights were beginning to group up, making rescue camps. What your current status now? How many rescue camps are there?

Reply?

Reply: Glave, the only way for you not to die is to kill you friends. They're gone. Live with it. You must go onto the rock. Use your awesomeness to suck back all your energy.

That's the thing: I simply CAN'T kill Kris. He will chop me in half after my first attack just bounces off. Heck, he might not feel my strongest attack. About Kalis, I'm not really sure. I just can't really do it.....maybe they are gone. But maybe not. I don't know. And going into the rock sounds better. There is a super thick layer on the outside. Going on it wouldn't help. I don't even know why they have it here. I don't know why they even have it guarded so closely.

Reply?

Glave do you know what a Mewcat is?
A mewcat is a cute little creature that mews
I am Currently murdering some baby mewcats slowly and painfully

We have all camped into a small town called haven, and the strangers are helping us. Meanwhile on are decent to the core we have to safe places:

Moorcroft: An undead hotel.

Emberlight: Refugee gremlins camp here.

Isekuube Replies, "Are you sure you have no idea what computer I'm refering to? You are a previous user of this computer before the previous memory wipe. Anyways, I'm not sure how many Rescue Camps there are but there are several of them. So, more questions *chuckles lightly* do you have any idea who NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL or KT20 might be? And this rock, they are obviously guarding it for a reason, does the name BaneRock mean anything to you?"

Reply: lave do you know what a Mewcat is?
A mewcat is a cute little creature that mews
I am Currently murdering some baby mewcats slowly and painfully

You are sick and twisted my friend. At least the ones I killed were hallucinations.

Reply: We have all camped into a small town called haven, and the strangers are helping us. Meanwhile on are decent to the core we have to safe places:
Moorcroft: An undead hotel.
Emberlight: Refugee gremlins camp here.

Ah, alright. well, Moorcroft and Emberlight have been around for a while, so I already know about them. I'm glad things are being built back up. {sighs} But I can't witness it.

Reply: Are you sure you have no idea what computer I'm refering to? You are a previous user of this computer before the previous memory wipe. Anyways, I'm not sure how many Rescue Camps there are but there are several of them. So, more questions *chuckles lightly* do you have any idea who NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL or KT20 might be? And this rock, they are obviously guarding it for a reason, does the name BaneRock mean anything to you?

Oh, well, I think I know what you are talking about. You are on a terminal and you are connecting to a computer down here. I logged in down here. Hmm, how many nulls are there in that name? When I checked there wasn't any user with null in their name. Maybe that terminal can't handle the format of the name. I don't know about KT20 though. Oh, and bane rock. Yea, I've seen it. I said it sucked up my energy. Actually, I have to say it hurt when it did that. It is weird on the inside. There seems to be a vacuum on the inside, so that is why the shell is so thick. It sucks up anything that steps inside the shell.

Reply?

Glave, stay calm. You need to enter the bane rock. No buts. Its the only way. If you don't do it, your friends will most likely eat you, you will only gain 1 energy every 13.2 minutes, and you will die alone. You MUST go into the rock. Forget about the terminal. Half of the games I play end real crazy like this. There is probably the Crystal of Regeneration in that rock.

Wait, dont do what I said last yet. Tell us the users that have used your computer. We can compromise and see who this NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL really is.

eat the bane rock!
although nothing beats the taste of mewcat pie

The darkness you are speaking if, we have researched it, it is called "The Swarm". We have no idea what it is, but we think it is trying to reach the core, your friends seem to be corrupted by it, if you stay there much longer you may be corrupted to. You MUST relocate somewhere where it is in lower concentration. If you don't, it WILL kill you... Or worse.

*sips some Devillite Blood from a Mug of Misery* this is interesting... Very interesting indeed. Oh well, might as well help.
*logs onto PC that he took from the 5billion dead devillites he just killed*

Transmission start- Glave, you really think that a brown and blue invincible, undestroyable hunk of metal and swhirling, destructive energy that annihilates all in its path, will beat YOU?! YOUR AN ELITE! Dont die! Or at least dont eat my cup ramen! After you beat the crap out of the swarm using all proto gear, u should come over to JANEF headquarters and have some nachos with us. Then Isis and i will go find out who these Null and KT20 characters are. Dont worry, we got you. -Trnasmission end