Command? (MS paint adventure-type story)

Error: the user($ŵ∆ям) has closed the COM channel.

Error: Falcon: no such command.

Cannot create a list: cannot compute the difference substantial and unsubstantial information.

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): {Far off} This place is huge. Everything here is so evil, too. {Yawns} I wonder how the others are doing, up in that fiery place. Oh well.....hello? What's this? Oh dear, I've seen some who have been corrupted, but this one isn't corrupted all the way. Oh dear, how can I stop the corruption? I know! The Sun Stone! Oh but where is it? Oh dear, who ever your are, don't let them get you yet! I'll be back in a few minutes, or maybe hours, or days, or weeks, or-whatever! I'll be back! {Running}

Reply?

ReMute User: $ŵ∆ям

Computer, locate all data on User: $ŵ∆ям.

Hello? Who are you

Error: cannot mute user($ŵ∆ям). No COM channel open.

All data from the user($ŵ∆ям) is not readable by the current user. The only users who may read this data are: $ŵ∆ям

Reply: {No reply for 30 seconds}

Reply?

Command:
Search for "Sun Stone" within database and report findings. Attempt to identify source of secondary voice if voice recognition is possible.

Searching for Sun Stone....Definition found.

Sun Stone: A golden rock said to be made from the core of a dying sun. An asteroid made of the stone typically falls to Cradle every 5 to 30 centuries. It is prized by certain tribes and clans for its radiance. This radiance is caused by the mist energy in Cradle's air; the energy reacts with its molecules to create light. Gremlins collect any Sun Stone they find, as it makes a great harvester of mist energy to power robotic creations.

It is stained silver when it is used as a constant power source for extended time, thus giving it the name (among Knights) of Sun Silver. Sun Silver has a weakened ability to collect energy compared to the Sun Stone. After extended usage, Sun Silver may turn dark brown. This substance has no name, and has no ability to conduct electricity. This substance can be burned to create Brimstone.

Cannot detect speaker. Unknown speaker.

Command/Reply?

Reestablish COM channel connection with user $w/\rm.

Allow me.

Reestablish COM channel connection with user $ŵ∆ям.

Also show list of all other files in the computer.

Command:

Display every user that are online

A voice comes from somewhere...

QUIT ASKING MY COMPUTER TO DO THINGS THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE!

Myqpalzm turns into a frog.

Now, if you want not to be a frog, you must kiss the Jelly King's daughter.

AND YOU! THERE CAN BE MILLIONS OF FILES IN A COMPUTER! YOU CAN KILL A SYSTEM DOING THAT!

Lordofnecromancers turns into a Chroma Welp.

Now you must kiss a Snarbolax. SHOE!

Attempting to open a COM channel with user($ŵ∆ям). Error: user is offline.

Command/Reply?

A mini printer on the monitor prints a note that says:
Hang on people. That person is who spoke of the Sun Stone will come back next post. I can't administer this right now. ~~¾ξ⬱℘∧◊

Note: By the way, EternTerm, very creative way to utilize the "unsaid" history of Sun Silver. I'm very impressed. :) This might finally explain how the Swarm hasn't spread beyond the area around the Core, and only up to Basil's Tier 3 area.

Now let's see...

What we know about Glave:
- He's the Beta Squad recon.
- His group was one of the first sent to find Alpha Squad after they disappeared.
- Smashed all geograhical sensors accessible to EternTerm.
- Currently has a Cloaking Swift Strike Shield (Shield), Vitasuit Deluxe (Armor), Divine Veil (Helmet), badly damaged Leviathan Blade (Sword), Nova Driver (Gun), and Irontech Destroyer (Bomb) equipped.
- Doesn't have updated Spiral Tech (is unable to warp back to Haven).
- Mist Tank is broken, all energy has been absorbed by BaneRock.
- Has been infected with a slow-processing Swarm virus; requires Sun Stone for corruption to stop spreading.

What we know about Beta Squad:
- Stiletto, tricky leader of Beta Squad. Fell through clockworks levels with gremlin origins early on in mission, could have been infected.
- Kris, tanky guardian of Beta Squad. Fell through with Stiletto, has been infected.
- Kalis, cautious technician of Beta Squad. Was taken from Glave by Swarm and infected at last appearance.

What we know about BaneRock:
- Is capable of absorbing energy.
- Is carefully guarded by Swarm.
- Controlled by the Swarm.

I'm liking this history...however, I have no commands to give. Here's a compilation in case we'd rather not go back and reread everything! :) I'm thinking that based on what EternTerm gave us, the voice came from a gremlin.

Research Beta Squad.

I kissed the Jelly King's daughter with a sword and a gun.

Now, for the command:

Send a warp device to Glave

R:I see, is there anything we can help ye, sir?

C: /search ($ŵ∆ям)

This system has no Definition on the Beta Squad. Listing related keywords: Alpha Squad, Squad.

Error: no receiving device to collect warp device.

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): {Far off} Hang on! I'm coming! {Running} {Panting} Ok.....I'm......I never knew.....or....have....ran so far....in my....life. I hope a.....a shard will suffice, Mr. passed our....erm, out guy. Um, let's see....I forget how to use these. Um, um, um.....do I?.....No, not right....let's see....ummmmmmm.....do I thrust it into the ground? Noo, that's for a Shadow Sun Shard Bomb. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....naw, I think shoving it down his throat won't work. Where the heck is his mouth anyway? Uhhhhhh, weellllll....... drat what the heck was it? Umm, it wasss........... {Snoring}

Search complete: found $ŵ∆ям: administrator user of current system.

Command/Reply?

Search: How to uncorrupt a Spirilian with a shard of a Sun Stone

Reply: Uhh, hello? You there?

Error: that information has been deleted by the administrator for the following reason: security risk.

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): No....no.....no one's here.... {Snoring} but....I did bring....the dagger.....do you....like it? {Snoring} I....made it....using your favorite....berries.....the berries....so tasty......so hungry..........Unng.... {Stab} Ack wha huh? NO! I dozed off! NONONOCRAPCRAPCRAP I JUST SHOVED THE SHARD INTO HIS HEART! {Straining} Out of him I say! Erk! Get out! {Thump} Owy. Just come out! {Panting} The first person I find who isn't lost, {Slap(Facepalm?)} I kill. I MUST REALLY-

Reply(Glave): Ah! A Devilite freaking stabbed me! Off me!

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): I'm sorry! Don't- {Clonk) oof! (Smack) ow ow ow......I've never been....punted....before......

Reply(Glave): Darn, this glowing thing is....is really weird. It doesn't hurt much at all...even though it is three inches into me. Well, it's out now. Talk about a huge splinter...gah that dream was odd...wait, is anyone still there?

Command/Reply?

Reply:
Yes, Glave - we are still here. Good to know that you have recovered, at least for now. You had us scared for a moment there, and we could do absolutely nothing about it. Tell the Devilite that we owe him our thanks; ironically, he was the one who saved you after running to get a Sun Stone shard to impale you with.

R: Hello, can ye still hear me? Do ye need any assistance?

Reply: glave i need you to stay right where you are im going to try to pin point the location of the com sistem you are useing all sk communicatetion equipment has a beacon that sends a signal that can be picked up by sencers hear at haven hopful we can get you out of there but i sent a report to Captain Ozlo so you will be Quarantined at Emberlight

/reply: Hey, so from what Glave said, it appears you are a devilite, do the names, NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL or KT20 mean anything to you?

Darn, did the computer died out or something?

C: /request system reboot

The computer makes a whirring sound, then a beep.

Restoring video. The video driver crashed, preventing anything to be shown. The system will try to redisplay anything that was attempted to be displayed after the crash. Please be patient....

Reply: He was? Well, it's hard to thank someone who you just knocked out cold, especially when they are knocked out. Um, I'll do that when (or if) he wakes up.

Well, I would certainly like some assistance, but I don't think it's possible for anyone to come down here at the moment.

Yes, I know there is a devilite right here, but like I said, I think I kicked him a little too hard. Also, I need to say, after pulling that shard thingy out, I expect to be, um, bleeding. The creepy thing is, not only am I not bleeding, the armor around that area looks like it was just repaired, or something.

Error: only $ŵ∆ям can reboot the system for security reasons.

Reply: Gee, what is this shard thing, anyway? Um, anyone happen to know where the devilite got-

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): Did you just call me a devilite?

Reply(Glave): I thought you were-

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): YOU JUST CALLED ME A DEVILITE!?

Reply(Glave): May-

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): I {Smack} AM {Smack} NOT {Smack} A {Smack} DEVI {Smack} LITE!! {Smack}

Reply(Glave): Ow! Quit slapping me already! If you aren't a, um, I mean, what are you then? {In a wisper} I think he looks a lot like a yesman wearing a mask to me.

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): I am a sprite, and a sprite is far from what you just called me.

Reply(Glave): Well, that's nice and all. Now I know I won't get a pitchfork to the knee. {Laughs} Ack! Lum-{Smack}

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): Ieeee!

Reply(Glave): -berrr.....guys, I'll get back to you in a minute.

Command/Reply?

Reply: A lumber? How did that get down there?

Well, it does appear to be Swarm-infested down there, or wherever Glave is right now. We can only assume that there are other creatures down there as well.

Reply:
Okay, Glave. We'll be paitent. Also, to our new "friend"...apologies from all of us for the assumption. But I wouldn't worry about mentioning that until after you defeat the lumber. *smiles*

Reply:What is a Sprite doing down there? DId you get lost or something? :S

#include < iostream >
using namespace std;

1)int main ()
2){
3) int a(This System);
4) int b(bruteforce hack);
5)
6) if a can perform b goto 10 || if a cannot perform b goto 7
7) cout>> "no";
8) return 0;
9)
10) cout>> "yes";
11) return 0;
12)}

COMPILE and RUN above C++ code
// I wonder how many will will understand the intended function of this code?

Reply(Glave): Yes a lumber. And this one has two-{Swosh}-two arms on it.

Ho ho, yes I'll fell this tree first. By the way, I should-{Swoosh}-let you know-{Gunfire} {Swoosh}-that only I can hear you. It's the way this com unit is configured. I'll ask the sprite how he got down here in a moment.

Error: COMPILE: only compiles C programs.

{Swoosh} {Gunfire} {Swoosh} Huh? Where did the lumber go? It just vanished? No mechanical tree can go that fast! ....Hmm, odd. Oh well, must have gone some-{Smack}-ack! {Thud} Ow ow ow. Is this a cloaking lumber? {Gunfire}

Command/Reply?

Fine.
Query: Can This System perform a bruteforce hack?

Reply:
Good to know, Glave...certainly something to keep in mind as you progress. Although, I might suggest asking the sprite for some help - maybe he'll impale the lumber with that Sun Stone shard and destroy it the same way it healed you?

Run java.exe.

A brute force hack on what?

Reply(Glave): Um, yes, just {Swosh} just a second. Hey mister sprite, can you lend me a hand?

Reply(Unknown Speaker B): Oh no...I'm.....not......not eating....your.......dagger that......that I made......for you.........

Reply(Glave): Excuse me? {Swosh} What the heck is wrong with him? {Swosh} Ack it's gone! Drat, where is that **** walking tree?

Error: no such file: java.exe

Command/Reply?

Can this system perform a bruteforce hack on the password for users "NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL" or "KT20"?

R: May I ask what's the sprite's name?

Sprite take us to the mother spirit.
The spirit mother is who we need to destroy the swarm and the gremlins

Look the mother spirit up on the wiki if you don't know who I'm talking about.

Sprite take us to the mother spirit.
The spirit mother is who we need to destroy the swarm and the gremlins

Look the mother spirit up on the wiki if you don't know who I'm talking about.

Talking to the computer does nothing, my good Ghret.

Reply(Glave): Yeah, I would love to ask him, if he would wake up. My gosh, mister lumber, where are you? Gwa! {Swoosh} Hah hah! Missed! {Swoosh} Woah! There are two! Um, this will take a little while. {Gunfire} Yes, I can ask him several quest-{Swoosh}-questions soon, I hope. NO NO SHADOW GET AWAY! {Gunfire}

Command/Reply?

Query: Can this system perform a bruteforce hack on the password for users "NULLNULLNULLNULLNULL" or "KT20"?

Peform search on Luigi

R: Glave, do ye have Knight-Vision Goggles with ye? It can help very much for ye if ye have one, otherwise, use something that lights the place up temporary.

My good Ghret, slamming your head on the keyboard wasn't a good idea. In doing so, you typed some obscene, anit-ToS things without trying. I am going to ignore this for now.

Searching for Luigi: definition found:

Luigi: a fat plumber who always wears red. His brother is Mario, but Mario is always in his shadow. Luigi has served Bowser many times, and always foils Peach's plans to take over things.

Definition end.

Reply(Glave): Night-vision {Swoosh} {Smash} {cannot detect} {IDENTIFY was been activated by the user.} wouldn't help here {cannot detect} at {Lumber swing} all! Woah! {Lumber swing} {Lumber swing} {Lumber swing} Ack! Not again! Cloaking lumbers sound like a joke but they- {Smack} Gack {Thud} {Metallic clank} Hey, {Chuckling} Hey lumbers! I have a present for you! Are you going to come get it or will I have to deliver it myself? {Beeping}

Command/Reply?


Reply:
Glave, what are you up to? Are you planning on using your Irontech Destroyer - it might be useful in this situation...

Command:
If possible, display current relations/diplomacy between the Spiral Order and the Sprites of the Clockworks.

Another curiosity...as well as a double post edit. -_-

Command:
Display current BaneRock-Status.txt.

Reply(Glave): Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM! {Metallic clank} Any last, um-{Lumber swing} forget it. {Explosion} I think they're gone. I suddenly got the urge to say, got blown up by an Irontech; could have used a recon cloak. {Laughs} Ok, now it's time to check on- {cannot detect} {Yelling}

Connection disrupted....attempting to reconnect.....

The only known place in which Knights and Sprites have met is in the Fire Storm Citadel.

Displaying BaneRock-Status.txt:

Recharge Completion: 0.003%
NULLNULLNULLNULL NULLNULLNULLNULL Status: Hibernating
Drain: False
Shell Thickness: 3.35km

Command?

Hibernating + "Shell" Thickness... Tortodrone?

[Detect: Tortodrones] in vicinity

Discover current status of species "Vog Cub".

There are no trotodrones in the vicinity.

Searching for Vog Cub.........

Displaying VCT.txt:

Total Held: 376
Current Total: 97
Current Awake: 26
Trained: 38%
Behavior: Normal

Attempting to reconnect to the user(Glave).....

Command?

Command:
Determine most likely communication error; siphon all processes towards reestablishing connection with User:Glave.

Cannot detect reason for breach.

Attempting to reconnect...

Reconnected.

Reply(Glave): {Heavily breathing} I....just....want to....to get....out....of here....

Reply(IDENTIFY: detecting speaker.... Sprite): Gee, I've never known a shadow could get so angry... anyway, I think you should sleep, or something.

Reply(Glave): No......can't.......too many......

Command/Reply?