Why does everyone hate Luguiru? :(
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:05
As the title suggests, this has been bugging me for a long (long long long long long long long) time. Why does everyone hate Luguiru? Why does Luguiru believe that everyone hates him? And that he lives in [the opposite of heaven] ?
Here a few reasons that I know of (why people hate him):
-Nearly always, disagreeing with suggestions
-Cold sarcasm?
And that's all I know of :P Come on people! I rarely agree with suggestions myself! As for sarcasm, well, I just randomly heard that one day.
Again, please tell me why everyone hates him! (And if you are reading this Lugu, please tell me why you think so)
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:21
#2
Maybe he just hates himself
Maybe he just hates himself to the point where he believes that everyone else does the same.
Otherwise I have no clue.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:25
#3
Everyone doesnt hate Luguiru.
Everyone doesnt hate Luguiru. Its the nubs with the dumb suggestions that hate him.
EXAMPLE:
Nub: i wunt sum col 10 starr armer. it wil mak meh lok soo col.
Luguiru: No.
Nub: WAAHHHH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:30
#4
You've heard of the Random Number God. Luguiru is the Random Phrase God.
EDIT: Dat acronym
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:31
#5
Luguiru is different........
You don't know about this, papaya. But Luguiru is happy when he's hated.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:05
#6
Artistbma's right, only noobs hate Luigi.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:07
#7
.
Because they are jelly from his logical sense and writings ?
Or wait ! They are jelly because of his JigglyPoopy Pants that he wears everyday, every time, every night....
Or because of his ability to produce ideas faster than a a Professor in any movie ?
Or because of Voltaire's Songs he spreads here and there ?
Darn... too many things...
Wait a sec.... is Luguiru even a human ? Maybe he is a humaniod ? Or a Heartless Cyborg ? Or... or.... even an Alien ??
Guess I should stop thinking... it hurts.... arghh... Lu- ... Lug-
And nothing was heard about Xxdragneel since that day...
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:18
#8
who the heck is luguiru?
who the heck is luguiru?
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:27
#9
Luigi's funny, is effectively the Suggestions forum's part time overlord, and alright in general.
People just don't like him because he busts their stupid suggestions using Logic and Reason as opposed to mindlessly agreeing with them even though the devs would just say no.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:31
#10
.
If you don't know Luguiru, then you don't know the Spiral Knights Forums.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:36
#11
@Quakeman
Your worst nightmare...
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:43
#12
We........
We the people(not noobs)do not hate Luguiru.He is a decent man(player/forumer) who critisizes the new(noobs/newbies)people.
Thats All Folks!!!!
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:43
#13
This title should have been
This title should have been changed to "Why does fleet hates Quakeman so much?"
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:53
#14
Usually, when anger's directed at Luguiru, it's because someone's suggestion got an honest review from him, and said honest review was unfavorable. This combined with the completely random nonsense he throws into every post makes a newbie with an ego pretty angry.
Sometimes Lug criticizes a little too harshly; that fifty billionth person suggesting dual wielding, healing, or spells might not have known at the time that all of these things are a no-go. However, I can usually say that the one who's at fault is the suggester. Usually.
@Quake: Luguiru is someone on the Suggestions forum that reviews a lot of suggestions and has also made a massive thread of his own. He generally mixes completely random stuff into his posts. He also has an affinity for TF2 references, and has made his own fanfic in the Treasure Vault that may or may not impede your sleeping at night.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 06:54
#15
Luguiru's criticisms...
Are sometimes misinterpreted since newbies sometimes don't see the blatant inherent flaws in their suggestions, are not familiar with the forums so don't realise how often the subject matter's been discussed and they think he's just being mean.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 07:09
#16
Luguiri is a cool cat.
Not sure about his cold-hard-truth though.
Very harsh if his comments are directed at you, not so much when its directed to a total noob.
I stopped putting stupid suggestions up so i guess his ideology is working :3
Now, if he could only put all his 'rude' comments down in a book and sell it....
(cmon, we all have rotfl at a noobs retort. Who wouldnt buy a book with the best insults?)
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 07:09
#17
moo
Luguiru posted the second most funny post on the forums. http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/70404#comment-594895
This is the funniest. http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/48217#comment-320334
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 07:59
#18
Oh great
I better stay away from this topic /runs
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 08:32
#19
What?!
People hate Luguiru?! I love Luguiru! He's the best thing to happen to these forums!
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 08:32
#20
Luguiru's my favourite box.
He's in Shard Squad like all the cool people are.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 08:50
#21
BTW Zeddy can i join your
BTW Zeddy can i join your guild? I'm planning to make shard bombs you know.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 09:13
#22
wat.
I have no idea what your concept of 'everyone' is, but I suggest it could do with some tweaking.
The reason he attracts so much rage is because he frequently trawls the suggestions threads and points out that some ideas are... unviable, shall we say, and his comments can be considered as unnecessarily harsh in some cases - although the same can be said to be true of quite a few people on these forums, like Psycho for example. He also likes talking about the god of BLT for reasons that are unclear.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 09:19
#23
I've sent an invitation to a Fleet-Miss-Gun!
I used to do screening with questions about things but I've found that people who want to join a guild about hipster gear are awesome 100% of the time.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 09:30
#24
Because I smell bad. Like a cat vomiting two elephants, one rhinoceros, and at least five and a half hexagons.
The short real answer is I enjoy making fun of stupid too much, make too many naughty jokes, and stuff other people have been saying.
Now who wants juice?
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 09:40
#25
@Luigi
I do, I do!
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 09:38
#26
...
If there was no Luguiru, I would flip my table and rage quit from this game.
(P.S Juice is fine)
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:17
#27
boop
Everyone hates him because he is not my alt. xD
Truthfully he rips apart people's suggestions. I like reading his posts except against my ideas. He is great and good at filtering suggestions, but... people don't see that.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:23
#28
@Lugi
I would like some apple juice please.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:36
#29
I'm thirsty
I'll take orange please.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:46
#30
I don't "hate" anyone.
I just strongly dislike his writing style and his tiny links to youtube videos... I'll be sitting there, having a good time, listening to music, and then I see a blue link, like so- . -And I think "Ah, there is something relevant to the post here that I should click on, like the subtext in xkcd. So I spend a minute opening it, and I do mean a minute, it's hard to click on a period or a dash, and then am immediately subjected to the overlap of his music over mine.
Just like I strongly dislike it when people condemn or otherwise reject me, no? Not to call anyone out, of course <69.
Disliking something about someone is not a reason to hate them though, regardless of their offense.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:50
#31
@Fehzor
"Not to call anyone out, of course <69."
For the first time I get one of your references, and it made me laugh.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:00
#32
@Fehz
Would you still accept juice from him if he offered you some?
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:09
#33
Depends on what kind of juice it is. I dislike apple, but most other kinds would be alright.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:50
#34
Luguiru makes me happy. He
Luguiru makes me happy. He has a unique personality to his posts.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 13:52
#35
I swear his crash course equipment tutorial in new recruits is the only reason I hung out on the forums until today.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 13:59
#36
He's a box... but not the one that drops coins. It's always empty, even tho it has a crown symbol on one of it's sides.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 14:03
#37
I like his posts,
I like his posts, yes.
Luguiru's a cool guy. Eh rips apart suggestions and doesn't afraid of anything.
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 15:50
#38
Luguiru is a rockstar born from hell.
(YAY)
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 16:52
#39
Well duh!
Because he's my clone. And everyone hates clones.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fried chicken to give paper cuts to.
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 00:08
#40
.
Darn it ! I have to meet Luguiru, but how....
Let's choose a date and we all meet with Lug in Haven, and we dance, party, and... kill some beggers...
I WANT TO SEE YOU LUGUIRU !
/takes a pill and goes to sleep...
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 00:33
#41
Seeing as I woke up in the middle of the night again from one of countless inhumanely strange dreams I wish to propose a little game for all you derps.
Find the guild hall with the silliest name which is open to the public, post the name up here, and I will pick a winning name for our little tea party to take place. The date will be decided the next time I have a dream that involves anything eating its own body parts, vomiting limbs onto other people, or large hairy men wearing ballerina dresses and tights while pretending to be satellite dishes. That probably means within the next couple days.
Before ingesting sleeping pills be sure to smell in the bottle, then check both your closet and underneath your bed. If you see a wood crate which is not normally there take appropriate action. Run! Get out of there! Why are you still reading this? Quick, you have to go to the store and pick up a smoked ham. Why are you questioning me? Just do it! Get the ham! Now go back home and cook it! The scent should delay the attack. When the ham is ready cut a few slices, put it on a plate, and set it on the table. No utensils required. It prefers to eat using only its face. If you hear your table being smashed against do not be alarmed. It likes to eat that way. I know, weird. Anyway, you can now escape without worrying about pursuit. The ham should satisfy its satanic hunger. Oh no, it seems to have entered the building where I am writing this on the sticker which is currently on your pill bottle. It seems to be approaching this room. I can hear my colleagues being turned inside-out with sickening snaps from their bones and muscle being reshaped into weird, red, fleshy trapezoids. God of BLT sandwiches help m-
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 01:50
#42
The papaya giggles
@Luguiru
My bed doesn't have an "underneath" :P What should I check ^^
@all
Time to change the title.......or graveyard this
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 05:41
#43
Found one.
Hippie Drum Circle's Guild Hall.
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 05:47
#44
And I thought that luguiru
And I thought that luguiru started his own fruit chew company....
http://i.imgur.com/afnJ6.png
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 06:33
#45
Hate? Whaaaaaa...?
Aside from some scrubs who got their bad ideas shut down, I don't think anyone here actually hates Luguiru. He always explains his reasons for disagreeing when some idiot says something like "I want a 5* armor with ASI High and DMG high (EDIT: I just remembered, Black Kat Cowl is eerily similar to this. Totally unintentional!) on both pieces and a gun that shoots full-sized Gran Fausts!".
I know I don't have that kind of patience.
Fri, 02/08/2013 - 08:44
#46
I think the title should be
I think the title should be changed to 'Why are we talking about Luguiru?'
But honestly, the guy can speak sense and sound silly at the same time. I think he's a great guy.
He failed to reply to one of my mails though, and for that I will never forgive him..
P.S.
Anyways I hope you get this, man
Hit me back just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:35
#47
Luguiru is the new Shoebox.
Luguiru is the new Shoebox.
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:32
#48
Shoebox is rather too harsh, while Luguiru is harsh, but in a funny way.
Dem toilet jokes...
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 13:11
#49
Shoebox is still Shoebox. I just happen to be another box sitting on the other side of the same room making bad puns while Shoebox rolls his crate-eyes and tries to call the asylum to take me back. Unfortunately boxes lack hands to use a phone.
Beyblade the weigh, I never respond to "fan mail" but I do take screenshots and treasure them always. Especially during lonely nights. Who said that? I appreciate mail I get but it costs crowns to reply and I would rather add you as a friend than send back a dirty joke or generic thanks. Just give me a hug. I promise not to eat your hair. I might eat the rest of your head, but no hair. That sounds fair. Are you wearing underwear? I should stop rhyming now.
Come on guys, I want to see those funky guild names. You know you want to. By that I mean I want to see them so I will take over your mind and make your zombified body post the names before frolicking in fields of carnivorous flowers that want to sing the Transformers theme. Are you going to deny the plants their hopes and dreams?
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 13:25
#50
You know the anime Beyblade Lugui O_o ? Never thought someone would know it....
And who is the one possessing you lately ? I am anxious about your mental state D:
I don't hate Luguiru, in fact he's just stating he's in hell :p.