A wild MISTER TOASTER reappears, now with 0% more graphics!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum

What do you do?

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Gbot-Vtwo
Dey see me rollin, dey hatin.

I DANCE THE DANCE OF DANCES (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER watches you dance.

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Gbot-Vtwo
"`~`"''''< SH! I'm hiding in the grass!)

Oh yeah. Dance party. Oh yeah! σ̑ᴗσ̑

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER is inflicted with bored (3).

An arm stretches out of MISTER TOASTER and trips Galax, causing MISTER TOASTER to be relieved of the bored status effect and Galax taking 22 damage, which means absolutely nothing btw.

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Gbot-Vtwo
HOW DARE U

Galax grabs his Rocket Hammer and SMASHES THE TOASTER! Galax takes a potion and heals!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

An arm comes out of MISTER TOASTER and grabs the rocket hammer before it hits it.

MISTER TOASTER equips the rocket hammer to the weapon slot.

The potion heals Galax for 22 damage.

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GALAX DEFENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER whacks Galax-Forums with the rocket hammer.

It deals 37 damage!

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GALAX USES CONFUSION!

MIST TOASTER IS CONFUSED!

MIST TOASTER HITS ITSELF! IT DEALT 30 DMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Please don't attempt to control MISTER TOASTER.

MISTER TOASTER uses a remedy!

MISTER TOASTER is relieved of its status effects.

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Gbot-Vtwo
DONT ATTEMPT TO OP MISTER TOASTER!

GALAX USES ICE BREATH!!!!

MISTER TOASTER IS FROZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER is immune to freeze!

It's too toasty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MISTER TOASTER whacks Galax with the hammer, it deals 58 damage.

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GALAX HEALS!

GALAX USED SLASH! IT DEALT 30 DMG to MISTER TOASTER!!!!!!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Actually, MISTER TOASTER takes 27 damage instead!

Galax is now at full health!

MISTER TOASTER starts summoning ROBOCACTUS 2000...

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GALAX CALLS IN THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!

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Gbot-Vtwo
DP X.X

THOMAS APPEARS!!!!!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER whacks THUMAZ for 55 damage!

MISTER TOASTER continues summoning.

THUMAZ DA TENK ANGANE: 45/100 HP

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Gbot-Vtwo
:|

THUMAZ DA TENK ANGANE USES CHARGE!

MISTER TOASTER TAKES 28 DMG!!!!!!!!!

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Matikclocker
1250HP Matikclocker X with

1250HP Matikclocker X with 100 all defenses and upgraded stats going to pull off the toaster's hands!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER doesn't take 28 damage, he takes 25 damage. Silly rabbit!

MISTER TOASTER whacks THUMAZ, THUMAZ DA TENK ANGANE was defeated!

MISTER TOASTER is about to summon ROBOCACTUS 2000...

Also, MATIKCLOCKER X joined the fight!

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GALAX USES SHEILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pipipipipi
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER smacks Galax for 31 damage!

MISTER TOASTER summons ROBOCACTUS 2000!

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 300/300 HP

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Gbot-Vtwo
THE BANANA DANCE FAILED

GALAX HEALS!

GALAX SUMMONS G.B.O.T.V2!

G.B.O.T.V2: 300/300 HP

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Matikclocker
Summonin'

Summonin' Energyload!
Energylod: 500hp

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Pipipipipi
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

G.B.O.T.V2 has too much health for the amount of turns that was spent summoning him!

G.B.O.T.V2 suddenly lost 200 max health!

MISTER TOASTER and ROBOCACTUS 2000 attacked G.B.O.T.V2, G.B.O.T.V2 was defeated!

MISTER TOASTER started summoning NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER!

EDIT: Energyload suddenly lost 400 max health due to lack of summoning time!

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Matikclocker
Who to gun? You, Toasterhead

Who to gun? You, Toasterhead or Galax? Charge cryotech at Toaster. But: Energylod doesn't take time to summon, because she is MY ALT KNIGHT AND IS ALWAYS WITH ME! Instadeath reversed.

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Pipipipipi
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Matikclocker X starts charging his cyrotech for a more powerful attack!

Energyload attacked ROBOCACTUS 2000 for 22 damage!

MISTER TOASTER and ROBOCACTUS 2000 attack Energyload, Energyload was defeated!

@Matikclocker Sorry, but that's just how it is. You need to be summoning it for longer in order to get better stats.

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 278/300

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!

GALAX BEGINS SUMMONING G.B.O.T.V3!

GALAX SHEILDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!

DP!

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Pipipipipi
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER and ROBOCACTUS 2000 attack Galax for 74 damage!

MISTER TOASTER continues summoning the NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER!

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GALAX HEALS!

GALAX CONTINUES SUMMONING G.B.O.T.V3!

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Pipipipipi
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

@Galax I'm sorry, but you can either heal or attack, but you can't do both. For now I'll just keep the ROBOCACTUS 2000's health and your health the same.

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Gbot-Vtwo
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GALAX ATTACKS ROBOCACTUS! 20 DMG!

ALAX CONTINUES SUMMONING G.B.O.T.V3!

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Matikclocker
CRYOTECH CHARGED TO MAX! FIRE

CRYOTECH CHARGED TO MAX!
FIRE AT TOASTER HEAD

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

ROBOCACTUS 2000 uses DEFENSIVE DANCE. (Increases defense and gives attacks against others a chance to hit ROBOCACTUS 2000 instead.)

/rolls die

The Cyrotech hits ROBOCACTUS 2000 instead! ROBOCACTUS 2000 takes a total of 42 damage!

MISTER TOASTER begins crafting a POTATO SWORD!

MISTER TOASTER's NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER will be summoned next turn!

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 236/300

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Gbot-Vtwo
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GALAX USES SLASH! ROBOCACTUS 2000 takes 27 damage!

GALAX CONTINUES SUMMONING G.B.O.T.V3!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

ROBOCACTUS 2000 takes 23 damage instead. Galax takes 12 damage from the thorns!

ROBOCACTUS 2000 commits cannibalism (A.K.A. taking one of the fruits off themselves and eating it). ROBOCACTUS 2000 gained 25 hp!

MISTER TOASTER smacks Galax for 45 damage.

MISTER TOASTER summons the NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER!

MISTER TOASTER continues crafting the POTATO SWORD!

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 238/300

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 500/500

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Gbot-Vtwo
...

GALAX Summons G.B.O.T V3!(How much health?)

GALAX USED DEFEND! G.B.O.T. AND GALAXY'S SHEILD RAISED BY 2%!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

So, I'm assuming that means you both defend...

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER revives THUMAZ DA TENK ANGANE as a zombie!

ROBOCACTUS 2000 commits cannibalism and is healed for 25 damage!

MISTER TOASTER finishes his POTATO SWORD and equips it to his second weapon slot.

MISTER TOASTER strikes G.B.O.T V3 for 38 damage!

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 263/300

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 500/500

THUMAZ DA TENK ZAMBY 50/50

G.B.O.T V3: 462/500

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Gbot-Vtwo
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GALAX BEGINS CRAFTING GALAXY HAMMER!

G.B.O.T V3 ATTACKS THUMAZ DA TENK ZAMBY!

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ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER revives G.B.O.T V2 as a zombie!

MISTER TOASTER strikes G.B.O.T V3 for 79 damage.

THUMAZ DA TENK ZAMBY charges at G.B.O.T V3 for 14 damage!

ROBOCACTUS 2000 attacks G.B.O.T V3 for 61 damage!

G.B.O.T V3 attacks THUMAZ DA TENK ZAMBY, THUMAZ DA TENK ZAMBY was defeated.

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 263/300

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 500/500

G.B.O.T Z2: 50/50

G.B.O.T V3: 272/500

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Gbot-Vtwo
Woah!

GALAX USES HEALTH SPELL! GBOTV3 AND GALAX RECIEVE HEALTH POINTS.

GBOTV3 ATTACKS GBOTZ2!

GALAX CONTINUES CRAFTING GALAXY HAMMER!

EDIT: HI VOHTARAK!

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

Vohtarak walks in, looks around, then leaves

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

An arm extends out of MISTER TOASTER which locks the way out before Vohtarak can leave. "No no no," it says.

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER revives Energyload as a zombie!

MISTER TOASTER strikes G.B.O.T V3 for 80 damage.

ROBOCACTUS 2000 attacks G.B.O.T V3 for 58 damage!

G.B.O.T Z2 attacks G.B.O.T V3 for 12 damage!

G.B.O.T V3 attacks G.B.O.T Z2, G.B.O.T Z2 was defeated.

Galax and G.B.O.T V3 are healed for 50 damage!

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 263/300

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 500/500

Zombieload: 50/50

G.B.O.T V3: 172/500

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G.B.O.TV3 ATTACKS NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER!

GALAX USES MEGA HEAL SPELL! GALAX+GBOTV3 Heal!

GALAX CONTINUES CRAFTING GALAXY HAMMER!

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

MISTER TOASTER strikes G.B.O.T V3 for 81 damage.

MISTER TOASTER begins summoning grinder!

Zombieload attacks G.B.O.T V3 for 9 damage!

ROBOCACTUS 2000 uses defensive dance!

/rolls die

It wasn't very effective...

G.B.O.T V3 attacks NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER, dealing 93 damage!

Galax and G.B.O.T V3 are healed for 50 damage!

ROBOCACTUS 2000: 263/300

NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER: 407/500

Zombieload: 50/50

G.B.O.T V3: 132/500

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Gbot-Vtwo

GALAX USES MEGA HEAL SPELL! GALAX+GBOTV3 Heal!

G.B.O.TV3 ATTACKS NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER!

GALAX CONTINUES CRAFTING GALAXY HAMMER!

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Matikclocker X activates the

Matikclocker X activates the Big Crunch (falling on somebody like on wrestling) on NECRONOMNOMNOMICONQUERER...
Using my Tractor Beam to pull Zombieload and reconfigure her to fight by my side. And to increase max health to 500.
T-Beam (.) RECONFIGURE [....] ENERGYLOAD {..}

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

Vohtarak turns invisible and sneaks out

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Xteri
<This is blank... if you perceive otherwise, check your eyes>

I cover Vohtarak's escape with Grim repeater fire