Laws and Civilizations: A Rule-Based Game
Wed, 07/15/2015 - 05:43
Hello! I'm bored right now, so I've decided to start a new forum game! I probably won't post for the next few days since I am on vacation.
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There was an implosion.
Then there was nothing.
And then the universe began all over again.
This universe has been restarted numerous times as the gods battled fruitlessly over several eternities. Across all existences of the universe, there have been a few rules that always repeated. They are known as The Seven. The acronym AELIAD means Across Every Location Including All Dimensions.
1) Rules CANNOT be changed or destroyed AELIAD.
2) Rules CANNOT contradict each other AELIAD.
3) Gods CAN create new rules AELIAD.
4) All rules MUST include AELIAD.
5) Rules need not be relevant AELIAD.
6) Gods CANNOT be changed by ANY means from a source other than themselves AELIAD.
7) The universe WILL implode once 40 rules other than The Seven are made AELIAD.
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To play, just create a god and begin! The point of this game is to use rules to improve your own civilizations and screw over others.
I am Teh, god of epics and winning. I create humans on the North Pole.
1) All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
My humans start making axes out of snow.
2) Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
My humans call themselves the Roamers of Epics, much to my gratefulness. They settle into daily life, surviving using axes.
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1) All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2) Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
At the end of your turn, list ALL rules other than The Seven so we can keep track. I'll check back on this as soon as possible.
Sat, 07/18/2015 - 21:06
#2
Back
You can make as many rules as you want, but don't be a jerk and make 30 rules at once. I recommend a max of 3 rules per post.
With my humans slaughtered, I restart my civilization on the plains of Canada, which is north of the USA for the information of the sheltered few. I grow a forest.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
I then grow 10 more forests, bringing the total stealth bomber count to 11.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
I send the 11 stealth bombers to bomb the hell out of your people who just killed my own guys.
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Rules:
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 00:04
#3
Robo-gods allowed?
I AM MATIKCLOCKER, THE GOD OF ROBOTS!
My people are Destroyers, they destroy anything!
I start building a base in Europe.
7. Every base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
I make my humans go to forest to make a Wood Plane.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big firepower AELIAD.
Then my humans fly to Canada and attack Teh's people with Machine Guns.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
Destroyers salvage axes from Teh's people.
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1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 07:18
#4
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
10. My people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of my civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
My people equip themselves with tesla guns, lightning swords, ect.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
My army uses their new lightning infused weapons to destroy all the stealth bombers. They then march towards Europe where they begin attacking Matikclocker's army with their lightning infused weapons.
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 08:40
#5
13. Megaturret deals extra
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
Megaturret blasts away the Pi's Lightning Forces.
Wood planes are made of wood. Wood doesn't conduct electricity so OVC Air Forces remain unharmed.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
Destroyers equip flamethrowers, flame cannons, fire rays, Subatomic Machine Cannons, Rocket Multilaunchers and Clock Drives and they proceed to build a Fire Fusion Shield protecting their base from Pi's threats.
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1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 09:07
#6
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
My army disables their Megaturret.
17. My army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of my army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
My army comes back and attacks your base with their lightning weapons with help from your megaturret.
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 09:44
#7
*Luggy vs. Matikclocker rivalry intensifies*
((I feel like Luggy was plundering me... By the way having Luggy in game will intensify it.
Explaining rule 20... This means that Pi Army is immune to Matikclocker weapons wielded by Destroyers but not immune to real Matikclocker weapons. So that means Pi Army can be defeated by Matikclocker itself.))
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
Matikclocker materializes!
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
Megaturret does nothing to Destroyers.
Matikclocker deals with Pi army solo.
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1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 10:29
#8
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((We really don't need Luggy in everything.))
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of my army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
My army defeats Matikclocker with their incredibly raised power.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
My army continues to win against your army.
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of Pi's army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 10:51
#9
GOO GLOBBER!!!
I am kian-slime-master! The god of slimes!
1.everything but me that comes to my civillization is turned into a slime AELIAD
2. despite shovels having only 1 durabillity they instakill AELIAD
3. Anything turned into a shovel has 1 durabillity and instakills AELIAD
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 10:33
#10
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
@Kian-Slime-Master You can only make 3 rules at a time, that shovel rule contradicts with the swords being the strongest weapon rule, so you need to change it, and rule 18: you can't resist lightning.
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 10:50
#11
GOO GLOBBER!!!
4. All my people (my colony isnt slimes) are the only ones who can wield curse based equipment, fausts, gran fausts, e.t.c, anyone who isnt mine gets killed if they try to wirld curse based equipment AELIAD
Edit:dont worry, shovels can only make ome attack then they disintegrate so it is inferior to swords
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 11:06
#12
((Wait a moment, I must to
((Wait a moment, I must to revise Rule 22.
You CANNOT power up your army to the equalivent of the god! It's just like your army is indestructible or if your army is specialising in cheating. I will going to ignore this rule.))
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 11:08
#13
Lolwut
I leave for half a day and I already lose track of wtf is going on. Lol im just going to sit this one out and wait until this world implodes.(two days at this rate)
Sun, 07/19/2015 - 12:21
#14
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
@Matikclocker You can't change rules as that's against the rules.
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 03:39
#15
I am Nanonizer, the god of
I am Nanonizer, the god of Nanotechnology!
25. Nanotech can heal, repair, alter and construct very fast AELIAD.
I place my humans where Matikclocker is and I heal their army.
26. Destroyers and Nanobots are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
My people Nanotech overheated.
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1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of Pi's army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
25. Nanotech can heal and construct people very fast AELIAD.
26. Destroyers and Nanobots are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 08:33
#16
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
28. Nanotech can only be used once before it no longer works AELIAD.
29. Lightning based items will always work AELIAD.
30. Everything that uses nanotech is incredibly weak towards lightning.
My soldiers kill Nanobot before continuing to destroy the destroyers.
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of Pi's army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
25. Nanotech can heal and construct people very fast AELIAD.
26. Destroyers and Nanobots are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
28. Nanotech can only be used once before it no longer works AELIAD.
29. Lightning based items will always work AELIAD.
30. Everything that uses nanotech is incredibly weak towards lightning AELIAD.
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 13:46
#17
There is some interference!
There is some interference with the rules.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
28. Nanotech can only be used once before it no longer works AELIAD.
"No longer works"! HA! Nanotech is indestructible and indestructible means "can be used infinite amount of times and cannot be destroyed"
And Nanotech already overheated so it takes one turn to reload.
Let me digest this...
Nanotech...
can be overheated -> infinite amount of time but with reload periods
no longer works -> One use and low use
So, following my protocols, Nanotech cannot overheat, reload and stop working. This is just hilarious.
Nanonizer will just ignore the post.
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 16:57
#18
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I didn't say that it would break, I said that it wouldn't do anything after you use it once.
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 17:42
#19
Your god name doesn't have to be the same as your user, right?
I'm Voltan, god of Voltails.
31. All Voltails can shoot lighting bolts and fire at the same time (this isn't a lighting or fire-based WEAPON/ITEM), AELIAD.
32. Nothing can be resistant to both fire and electricity at the same time, AELIAD.
33. All Voltails can teleport anywhere they want, AELIAD.
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of Pi's army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
25. Nanotech can heal and construct people very fast AELIAD.
26. Destroyers and Nanobots are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
28. Nanotech can only be used once before it no longer works AELIAD.
29. Lightning based items will always work AELIAD.
30. Everything that uses nanotech is incredibly weak towards lightning AELIAD.
31. All Voltails can shoot lighting bolts and fire at the same time (this isn't a lighting or fire-based WEAPON/ITEM), AELIAD.
32. Nothing can be resistant to both fire and electricity at the same time, AELIAD.
33. All Voltails can teleport anywhere they want, AELIAD.
Thu, 07/23/2015 - 04:30
#20
((Fire-Overheat-Reload-No
((Fire-Overheat-Reload-No effect method is also hilarious.))
34. Voltails can shoot fire & bolts only once AELIAD.
I restart the civilization where Voltails are and I destroy them.
35. Lightning cannot be OP AELIAD.
Your lightning weapons are weakened to prevent overwhelming me and Nanobots.
36. References from other games can be used AELIAD.
I spawn GLaDOS.
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1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of Pi's army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
25. Nanotech can heal and construct people very fast AELIAD.
26. Destroyers and Nanobots are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
28. Nanotech can only be used once before it no longer works AELIAD.
29. Lightning based items will always work AELIAD.
30. Everything that uses nanotech is incredibly weak towards lightning AELIAD.
31. All Voltails can shoot lighting bolts and fire at the same time (this isn't a lighting or fire-based WEAPON/ITEM), AELIAD.
32. Nothing can be resistant to both fire and electricity at the same time, AELIAD.
33. All Voltails can teleport anywhere they want, AELIAD.
34. Voltails can shoot fire & bolts only once AELIAD.
35. Lightning cannot be OP AELIAD.
36. References from other games can be used AELIAD.
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According to my calculations, the universe will implode right after Crazee Pi will post. Or Nanonizer. Or even me.
((Crazee Pi I already posted in New Kind of Roleplaying Game))
Thu, 07/23/2015 - 07:35
#21
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((Ignoring the Lightning cannot be OP rule because that's breaking the second strongest rule.
Also I know that.))
36. Spears are the third strongest weapons in the game, and will always deal a trillion more damage then fire, sci-fi, Matikclocker preinstalled items, and references from other games no matter how much they're buffed AELIAD.
37. Lightning based items and weapons wielded by my army can shoot an infinite amount of lightning AELIAD.
38. Spears cannot be wielded by anybody or else they'll instantly die AELIAD.
My army get bored of randomly fighting and decide to finally completely take over the city. They kill every last destroyer in the city and disable the megaturret. New civilians from my old city eventually come into the new city and repopulate it.
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of Pi's army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
25. Nanotech can heal and construct people very fast AELIAD.
26. Destroyers and Nanobots are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
28. Nanotech can only be used once before it no longer works AELIAD.
29. Lightning based items will always work AELIAD.
30. Everything that uses nanotech is incredibly weak towards lightning AELIAD.
31. All Voltails can shoot lighting bolts and fire at the same time (this isn't a lighting or fire-based WEAPON/ITEM), AELIAD.
32. Nothing can be resistant to both fire and electricity at the same time, AELIAD.
33. All Voltails can teleport anywhere they want, AELIAD.
34. Voltails can shoot fire & bolts only once AELIAD.
35. Lightning cannot be OP AELIAD.
36. Spears are the third strongest weapons in the game, and will always deal a trillion more damage then fire, sci-fi, Matikclocker preinstalled items, and references from other games no matter how much they're buffed AELIAD.
37. Lightning based items and weapons wielded by my army can shoot an infinite amount of lightning AELIAD.
38. Spears cannot be wielded by anybody or else they'll instantly die AELIAD.
Thu, 07/23/2015 - 08:25
#22
39. Destroyers and Nanobots
39. Destroyers and Nanobots can respawn infinite times with the same stats as normal.
Destroyers respawn.
40. Megaturrets cannot be disabled.
Megaturret resumes it's functionality.
----------UNIVERSE IMPLOSION IMMINENT----------
((We are just going to wait for Tehepicwin))
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 10:58
#23
GOO GLOBBER!!!
No one said anything about being unable to resist spears and be able to wield them and there is no rule of there being 2 things you are the only one who can wield so....
5. My colony is the only one who can wield spears safely AELIAD
6. I am vulnerable only to lightning AELIAD (my only vulnerabillty would've been fire but that would interfere with the rule of bing unable to resist lightning, rules ALWAYS completely kill ideas i have)
Also, im gonna make my own thing of this so i can have MY OWN lightning immunity
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders AELIAD.
5. All forests have a stealth bomber with fuel and bombs AELIAD.
6. All humans are experts at flying all kinds of aircraft AELIAD.
7. Each base has a Megaturret AELIAD.
8. Wood Plane is the most fragile plane but with big power AELIAD.
9. Items from dead people can be salvaged AELIAD.
10. Pi's people are the only ones who can wield lightning related items, any person who tries to wield lightning related items that isn't part of Pi's civilization will be instantly struck with lightning and die AELIAD.
11. Lightning related items never break, AELIAD.
12. Lightning related weapons are the second strongest out there, and also deal extra damage to anything flying AELIAD.
13. Megaturret deals extra damage to lightning wielders AELIAD.
14. Only Destroyers can wield fire-based, sci-fi and Matikclocker preinstalled items. Any civilization other than Destroyers that equip this kind of equipment will be thrown into space AELIAD.
15. Every weapon stated in rule 14 is indestructible and deal lots of damage. Flamethrowers deal additional damage to Elemental weapons/mages AELIAD.
16. Megaturrets have a 100% chance of hitting the people who own the base their megaturret is in AELIAD.
17. Pi's army is immune to fire items, sci-fi items, and Matikclocker preinstalled items AELIAD.
18. It is impossible to resist or be immune to lightning unless you're part of Pi's army, whether it be through equipment, natural abilities, or more rules AELIAD.
19. Gods can materialize to fight alongside their armies AELIAD.
20. The army of Pi isn't immune to Matikclocker AELIAD.
21. Destroyers are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
22. When a god is on the battlefield the power of Pi's army is raised to the power of said god AELIAD.
23. Lightning based items have the longest range of any weapon AELIAD.
24. Lightning based items move the fastest out of all items and weapons AELIAD.
25. Nanotech can heal and construct people very fast AELIAD.
26. Destroyers and Nanobots are immune to friendly fire AELIAD.
27. Nanotech is indestructible but can be overheated and they must to wait 1 turn to cool down AELIAD.
28. Nanotech can only be used once before it no longer works AELIAD.
29. Lightning based items will always work AELIAD.
30. Everything that uses nanotech is incredibly weak towards lightning AELIAD.
31. All Voltails can shoot lighting bolts and fire at the same time (this isn't a lighting or fire-based WEAPON/ITEM), AELIAD.
32. Nothing can be resistant to both fire and electricity at the same time, AELIAD.
33. All Voltails can teleport anywhere they want, AELIAD.
34. Voltails can shoot fire & bolts only once AELIAD.
35. Lightning cannot be OP AELIAD.
36. Spears are the third strongest weapons in the game, and will always deal a trillion more damage then fire, sci-fi, Matikclocker preinstalled items, and references from other games no matter how much they're buffed AELIAD.
37. Lightning based items and weapons wielded by my army can shoot an infinite amount of lightning AELIAD.
38. Spears cannot be wielded by anybody or else they'll instantly die AELIAD.
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 11:41
#24
Btw
When someone writes rule 40, feel free to restart the game immediately. I'll be sure to join next time :3
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 11:58
#25
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
@Kian-Slime-Master Rule 6 interferes with rule 38 therefore it cannot be added.
Also the universe has reset.
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 12:24
#26
Reset! Still Voltan, still god of Voltails.
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
I create Voltails in an area where they can easily survive. They should be ready for an attack, with their respawning ability.
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 19:04
#27
oh boy.....
No one made a saying that there is no resisting spear instakills, and therefore it CAN be added
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 19:13
#28
OH, BUT WAIT!!!!!!
NOW THAT THE UNIVERSE HAS RESET AND ALL THE RULES SEEM TO BE RESTARTED ITS MY CHANCE OF LIGHTNING AND CURSE WIELDING OMG, HERE I GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. i am the only one who can wield curse and lightning based items AELIAD
5. Lightning and curse cant be resisted by anyone but me and my colony AELIAD
6. My colony is vulnerable only to its own attacks, to reflect my attacks you must use a guardian turret AELIAD
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
4. i am the only one who can wield curse and lightning based items AELIAD
5. Lightning and curse cant be resisted by anyone but me and my colony AELIAD
6. My colony is vulnerable only to its own attacks, to reflect my attacks you must use a guardian turret AELIAD
Sat, 07/25/2015 - 00:46
#29
As a Matikclocker alt, I am
As a Matikclocker alt, I am dropping out until next implosion. Matikclocker also drops out.
Reason: Vanaduke-Destroyer's rules are contrary to Matikclocker's Respawn Policy.
Sat, 07/25/2015 - 16:06
#30
Can I post again this quickly?
7. Non-elemental weapons can't be resisted by anything AELIAD. (Kian still resists lightning/curse based weapons) (If this rule doesn't follow one of Kian's rules add "except Kian's colony" to it)
8. Nothing except Voltails that isn't under the control of Voltan can hold weaponry AELIAD.
9. Weaponry can't negatively affect the wielder in any way (Voltails can still burrow, move as quickly as they could before, etc.) AELIAD.
I give my Voltails some non-elemental guns/swords/etc.
Is this "Screwing over other civilizations" enough?
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
4. Kian is the only one who can wield curse and lightning based items AELIAD.
5. Lightning and curse cant be resisted by anyone but me and my colony AELIAD.
6. Kian's colony is vulnerable only to its own attacks, to reflect his attacks you must use a guardian turret AELIAD.
7. Non-elemental weapons can't be resisted by anything AELIAD.
8. Nothing except Voltails that isn't under the control of Voltan can hold weaponry AELIAD.
9. Weaponry can't negatively affect the wielder in any way AELIAD.
Sat, 07/25/2015 - 13:40
#31
Vanaduke-Destroyer this is
Vanaduke-Destroyer this is for me craziness. Stop or else I will call Matik Co. Enforcer Squad to come.
Sat, 07/25/2015 - 16:25
#32
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Sun, 07/26/2015 - 03:56
#33
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:31
#34
GOO GLOBBER!!!
@vana rule 9 Interferes with rule 4 and therefore cannot be added, as you negatively die when you try to wield lightning or curse and not in my army, also rule 8 cant be followed due to all colonies having weaponry.
Sun, 07/26/2015 - 19:37
#35
GOO GLOBBER!!!
10. Curse wielders will become ethereal, making them immune to everything except the decay kill from using curse weapons when not in my colony, make them corporeal by using the ancient magick Corporealize AELIAD
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
4. Kian is the only one who can wield curse and lightning based items AELIAD.
5. Lightning and curse cant be resisted by anyone but me and my colony AELIAD.
6. Kian's colony is vulnerable only to its own attacks, to reflect his attacks you must use a guardian turret AELIAD.
7. Non-elemental weapons can't be resisted by anything AELIAD.
8. Nothing except Voltails that isn't under the control of Voltan can hold weaponry AELIAD.
9. Weaponry can't negatively affect the wielder in any way AELIAD.
10. Curse wielders will become ethereal, making them immune to everything except the decay kill from using curse weapons when not in my colony, make them corporeal by using the ancient magick Corporealize
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 08:25
#36
Okay
Change #9 to "non-elemental weapons can't negatively effect the wielder in any way" then.
And rule 8 -
Nobody said they had weaponry in this universe lol. And just because they have the weaponry doesn't mean they can't follow it - They have weapons, the weapons are just useless.
11. All Voltails can hold tools and build objects AELIAD.
My Voltails build (mobile) guardian turrets.
12. Non-elemental weapons are stronger than any other form of attack AELIAD.
13. Voltails can use armor and helmets without being negatively effected (slowed down, taking more damage from certain things, etc.) in any way AELIAD.
I give my voltails armor and helmets.
My Voltails attack and easily destroy Kian's colony, then take over that land. Now Kian has to restart his colony somewhere else. (You don't have to wait until the next reset.)
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
4. Kian is the only one who can wield curse and lightning based items AELIAD.
5. Lightning and curse cant be resisted by anyone but Kian and his colony AELIAD.
6. Kian's colony is vulnerable only to its own attacks, to reflect his attacks you must use a guardian turret AELIAD.
7. Non-elemental weapons can't be resisted by anything AELIAD.
8. Nothing except Voltails that isn't under the control of Voltan can hold weaponry AELIAD.
9. Non-elemental weaponry can't negatively affect the wielder in any way AELIAD.
10. Curse wielders will become ethereal, making them immune to everything except the decay kill from using curse weapons when not in my colony, make them corporeal by using the ancient magick Corporealize AELIAD.
11. All Voltails can hold tools and build objects AELIAD.
12. Non-elemental weapons are stronger than any other form of attack AELIAD.
13. Voltails can use armor and helmets without being negatively effected (slowed down, taking more damage from certain things, etc.) in any way AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 01:30
#37
Zorp
14. All humans under control of Fight Beetle can use agriculture, whaling, and nuclear farming AELIAD
15. All humans can build cities, and a single human can at least build a one story building. AELIAD
16. 50% of them have an innate, unquenchable desire to build and maintain cities. AELIAD
17. The other 50% all contribute to society. AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 08:24
#38
Okay, I won't post until one more person does.
@Fight-Beetle
You're supposed to put a list of all rules so far at the end of your post. Also -
You can make as many rules as you want, but don't be a jerk and make 30 rules at once. I recommend a max of 3 rules per post.
So 4 rules is still okay, but 1-3 on each post would be best.
(Also, shouldn't you post your god name and what you're the god of?)
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 09:08
#39
/walks in
18. Voltails can
/walks in
18. Voltails can only belong to Mister Potato Head the potato god and nothing can change this AELIAD.
Mister Potato Head goes and takes all the voltails before throwing them in a volcano, killing them all.
19. Humans can also only belong to Mister Potato Head the potato god and nothing can change this AELIAD.
Mister Potato Head goes and takes all the humans before throwing them all in a volcano, killing them all.
20. Whenever one of Kian's army attacks, a guardian turret will instantly appear and deflect the attack AELIAD.
I'm on a phone and I'm too lazy to copy-paste right now.
/walks out
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 09:29
#40
lol
My army didnt even start attacking so you were unable to reflect my attacks, and the gran faust wielders were ethereal so they attacked and they didnt get reflected because they were ethereal because you didnt learn and use corporealize
Edit:Pi your rule of guardian turrets is too OP and therefor cant be followed and has not been added, you must use a tool built guardian turret, so.....
21. Only tool built guardian turrets will work on my army, summoned guardian turrets will do nothing to me and the attack will go straight through them AELIAD
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 10:13
#41
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
/walks back in
Clearly it does count if you just posted the 21st rule.
22. All guardian turrets count as tool-built AELIAD.
/walks back out
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 10:40
#42
Lol.
23. All potatoes and potato heads are under the control of Voltan AELIAD.
I control Mister Potato Head so everything is back to normal... For the Voltails. I make Mister Potato Head throw all humans in a volcano. Also, the Voltails that were thrown in a volcano respawned right outside of the volcano (Rule 1). TROLL WAR
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
4. Kian is the only one who can wield curse and lightning based items AELIAD.
5. Lightning and curse cant be resisted by anyone but Kian and his colony AELIAD.
6. Kian's colony is vulnerable only to its own attacks, to reflect his attacks you must use a guardian turret AELIAD.
7. Non-elemental weapons can't be resisted by anything AELIAD.
8. Nothing except Voltails that isn't under the control of Voltan can hold weaponry AELIAD.
9. Non-elemental weaponry can't negatively affect the wielder in any way AELIAD.
10. Curse wielders will become ethereal, making them immune to everything except the decay kill from using curse weapons when not in my colony, make them corporeal by using the ancient magick Corporealize AELIAD.
11. All Voltails can hold tools and build objects AELIAD.
12. Non-elemental weapons are stronger than any other form of attack AELIAD.
13. Voltails can use armor and helmets without being negatively effected (slowed down, taking more damage from certain things, etc.) in any way AELIAD.
14. All humans under control of Fight Beetle can use agriculture, whaling, and nuclear farming AELIAD
15. All humans can build cities, and a single human can at least build a one story building. AELIAD
16. 50% of them have an innate, unquenchable desire to build and maintain cities. AELIAD
17. The other 50% all contribute to society. AELIAD.
18. Voltails can only belong to Mister Potato Head the potato god and nothing can change this AELIAD.
19. Humans can also only belong to Mister Potato Head the potato god and nothing can change this AELIAD.
20. Whenever one of Kian's army attacks, a guardian turret will instantly appear and deflect the attack AELIAD.
21. Only tool built guardian turrets will work on Kian's army, summoned guardian turrets will do nothing to him and the attack will go straight through them AELIAD.
22. All guardian turrets count as tool-built AELIAD.
23. All potatoes and potato heads are under the control of Voltan AELIAD.
Also, Kian, you only said they're weak to their own attacks. You never said they can't be hurt by other attacks. (This is turning from a battle of gods to a battle of trolls.)
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 10:37
#43
ILLEGAL!!!
Sorry, i am still completely immune to summoned guardian turrets, and you need to corporealize a curse wielder by learning corporealize and using it at a curse wielder
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 10:45
#44
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
24. The muffin man controls Voltan and cannot be controlled AELIAD.
25. Voltan will never disobey the muffin man no matter what AELIAD.
Mister Potato Head throws all the Voltails back into the volcano and the Muffin Man makes Voltan command them to not respawn.
@Kian they may be summoned but they count as tool-built as said by one of the rules, therefore they work.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 10:50
#45
oh and....
My colony restarts at Niflheim after defeating the grim reaper, and here is something that will be super powerful
24. Any attacks from enemies that left there dimension will be significantly weaker, meaning i will never leave niflheim and nor will my colony
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 10:57
#46
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
25. Niflhem is a city in this dimension, and it is the only Niflhem in existance AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 11:45
#47
I am suddenly renamed to
I am suddenly renamed to Voltane by an unknown force.
26. Voltane can't be controlled by anything AELIAD.
27. All rules applying to Voltan also apply to Voltane except for any rules that are related to the muffin man AELIAD.
28. Anything in Niflheim will instantly self-destruct AELIAD.
1. If a Voltail is killed it will reappear in 5 seconds unless Voltan says otherwise AELIAD.
2. Nothing except Voltails can reappear/respawn without being remade by its original source AELIAD.
3. Anything that reappears/respawns will be in full condition (unharmed, not damaged or injured in any way) and have all abilities recharged (if they have abilities) AELIAD.
4. Kian is the only one who can wield curse and lightning based items AELIAD.
5. Lightning and curse cant be resisted by anyone but Kian and his colony AELIAD.
6. Kian's colony is vulnerable only to its own attacks, to reflect his attacks you must use a guardian turret AELIAD.
7. Non-elemental weapons can't be resisted by anything AELIAD.
8. Nothing except Voltails that isn't under the control of Voltan can hold weaponry AELIAD.
9. Non-elemental weaponry can't negatively affect the wielder in any way AELIAD.
10. Curse wielders will become ethereal, making them immune to everything except the decay kill from using curse weapons when not in my colony, make them corporeal by using the ancient magick Corporealize AELIAD.
11. All Voltails can hold tools and build objects AELIAD.
12. Non-elemental weapons are stronger than any other form of attack AELIAD.
13. Voltails can use armor and helmets without being negatively effected (slowed down, taking more damage from certain things, etc.) in any way AELIAD.
14. All humans under control of Fight Beetle can use agriculture, whaling, and nuclear farming AELIAD
15. All humans can build cities, and a single human can at least build a one story building. AELIAD
16. 50% of them have an innate, unquenchable desire to build and maintain cities. AELIAD
17. The other 50% all contribute to society. AELIAD.
18. Voltails can only belong to Mister Potato Head the potato god and nothing can change this AELIAD.
19. Humans can also only belong to Mister Potato Head the potato god and nothing can change this AELIAD.
20. Whenever one of Kian's army attacks, a guardian turret will instantly appear and deflect the attack AELIAD.
21. Only tool built guardian turrets will work on Kian's army, summoned guardian turrets will do nothing to him and the attack will go straight through them AELIAD.
22. All guardian turrets count as tool-built AELIAD.
23. All potatoes and potato heads are under the control of Voltan AELIAD.
24. Any attacks from Kian's enemies that left their dimension will be significantly weaker, meaning Kian will never leave Niflheim and nor will his colony AELIAD.
25. Niflhem is a city in this dimension, and it is the only Niflhem in existance AELIAD.
26. Voltane can't be controlled by anything AELIAD.
27. All rules applying to Voltan also apply to Voltane except for any rules that are related to the muffin man AELIAD.
28. Anything in Niflheim will instantly self-destruct AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 14:40
#48
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
29. It is impossible to change your name. Anybody who changed their name prior to this rule will have their name changed back AELIAD.
Voltane is changed back to Voltan.
30. Cheese is delicious AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 15:19
#49
31. Players who don't have
31. Players who don't have control over their god can create another one AELIAD.
I am now Spirare, god of spirals.
32. Rules can't affect Spirare in any way (they can affect his colony though) AELIAD.
33. All who oppose Spirare and his colony of spirals will instantly explode after this rule is created AELIAD.
34. Cheating is allowed until the universe is reset AELIAD.
This needs to end.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 15:32
#50
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
35. Anybody who is under the control of a god created by Vanaduke-Destroyer will instantly explode. This explosion cannot be resisted in any way and kills them pernamently (so no respawning) AELIAD.
All of Spirare's minions suddenly explode leaving them with no army. Mister Potato Head explodes as well into a million potatoes.
So we make two rules per post?
I AM PI, THE GOD OF, umm, THINGS!
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders.
My humans invade your town with their swords.
1. All humans are resistant to cold AELIAD.
2. Any item, when turned into an axe, is indestructible AELIAD.
3. Despite being indestructible, axes are the weakest items weapon-wise out there AELIAD.
4. Swords are the strongest weapons out there, and also deal extra damage to axe wielders.