Laws and Civilizations: A Rule-Based Game

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Falminar's picture
Falminar

14. All parts of my army create a huge explosion that kills/destroys everything on the planet except gods and the planet itself when they die AELIAD.

One of my sentient bombs does a thing, then dies. Nothing except the planet and gods exist after the explosion.

15. Nothing is immune to instant kills or explosions AELIAD.

16. All sentient bombs instantly respawn after dying AELIAD.

(I create some more sentient bombs. They do nothing for now.)

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
wait, wha!!

NO you Decayed because only Kian Slime Master can equip curse gear, and names cant change that you know!

*uses Magick to ban Crazee Pi*

Now that Crazee is banned be wont be trying to takeover rules....

Also rule 9 and 2 interfere with eachother and therefore rule 9 must bs ignored.

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Kian-Slime-Master

And gods are immortal meaning explosions and instant kills still dont affect fhem, just non gods and non planets

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Sorry but only I can use Magick as said by you, so your attempt to ban me didn't succeed, not that you CAN "ban" me without being the OP.

But even then I'm not technically banned and can still post as much as I like.

Also what? How do they interfere.

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Matikclocker
Waiting at a New Kind of

Waiting at a New Kind of Roleplaying Game.

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Kian-Slime-Master
True dedication takes hard work, effort and a whole lot of tea

They interfere besause only kian slime master can use curse stuff and 2 also means you can post however you want so your thing with proper posts interferes with it, and last, names cant effect rules so being named I doesnt mean you can use Magick

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Sorry, but you said only I can use curse stuff, not Kian-Slime-Master.

If names don't effect rules then literally everybody can't do anything and will die if they do anything anyway, including you, seeing as rules 6 and 7 could mean anybody as the names have no effect on the rule.

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Kian-Slime-Master

Edited my post so its a proper rule, Kian Slime Master (can be shorted to KSM) doesnt wnat people taking over what he does

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Falminar
17. Kian and his colony/army

17. Kian and his colony/army is EXTREMELY weak to Curse, and Curse deals 5x damage when used by I AELIAD.

18. I is able to troll Kian AELIAD.

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Are you allowed to edit rules like that?

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

As said by The Seven, you are not allowed to change rules, so no, Kian isn't allowed to edit rules like that. We shall count them as still saying I.

19. The next rule must be about how delicious cheese is AELIAD.

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Falminar

20. Cheese is the best tasting thing on the planet, but I will explode if he eats it AELIAD.

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Matikclocker
Is there stated that Gods can

Is there stated that Gods can change names?

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

It doesn't state that we can't.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
hmm...

Pi, you know that "i am" means that the rule applies to the poster, if i had done "I is the only one who can use curse items" it would"ve been you, if it was "i am the only one who can use curse stuff" it would've applied to me, you see?

Falminar's picture
Falminar
^

Maybe it means you have bad grammar instead?

If you want to prevent trolling, say

"Kian-Slime-Master is ________"

instead of

"I am _______".

You'll have to wait for the universe to be reset now.

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Kian-Slime-Master
ok then...

21. The universe will implode early if Kian Slime Master swings his SUHDB once AELIAD

I swing my SUHDB, imploding aka ressettimg the universe

1. Kian Slime Master is the only who can use Magick AELIAD
2. Anyone can post however the want AELIAD
3. Only Kian Slime Master can use curse and lightning stuff, anyone else who attempts to use this stuff will instantly die AELIAD
4. Only Kian Slime Master can teleport things to other dimensions
5. The grim reaper deals 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage AELIAD
6. Kian Slime Master always instant kills AELIAD
7. Gods are immortal AELIAD
8. Vana Destroyer cant do anything no matter what AELIAD
9. Pi cant add any rules or do anything no matter what AELIAD
10. Matik instant kills and as gods are immortal, Matik is never his enemy, so he cant suicide AELIAD
11. Icecream is the most powerful weapon in existence and can only be held by the Flying Icecream House Monster AELIAD
12. Curse wielders go ethereal, meaning there immortal, and umm... yeah AELIAD

I equip half my civillazation and myself with curse weapons

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Double post.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

13. You must use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization when posting AELIAD.
14. Curse and lightning stuff deals -1 damage AELIAD.
15. Magick is useless AELIAD.
16. The universe cannot implode early AELIAD.
17. Other dimensions do not exist AELIAD.
18. The grim reaper dies in one hit to anything AELIAD.
19. The Flying Icecream House Monster is immune to instant kills AELIAD.
20. The Flying Icecream House Monster exists AELIAD.
21. The Flying Icecream House Monster can only be defeated by the most powerful weapon in existence AELIAD.
22. Immortality only means that you are immune to aging and disease, not to damage AELIAD.

Unfortunately, the half of Kian's civilization who were equipped with curse weapons die due to not being Kian.

The Flying Icecream House Monster snipes the grim reaper from afar before killing the rest of Kian's civilization. It then kills Kian and takes over the world.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
pi...

I will ignore your post, you are cheating.

13. Immortality means nothing hurts you AELIAD
14. The grim reaper is unkillable AELIAD
15. Other dimensions exist AELIAD
16. My colony can also use curse stuff AELIAD
17. The Flying Icecream House Monster has 1 health AELIAD
18. Pi will implode upon doing anything and nothing can resist the implosion no matter what AELIAD
19. Vana destroyer dies wheneber he does stuff no matter what AELIAD
20. The universe will implode early if and only if buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo AELIAD

Falminar's picture
Falminar
@Kian

First, you ignored my rule 20.

Second, I don't think you're allowed to make the universe reset early.

Anyways...

21. Kian-Slime-Master is cheese.

22. Cheese instantly explodes after this rule is made AELIAD.

23. If something explodes then it can't do anything AELIAD.

24. P AELIAD.

25. Pi AELIAD.

26. Pie AELIAD.

27. Pie AELIAD.

28. Pie i AELIAD.

29. Pie is AELIAD.

30. Pie is AELIAD.

31. Pie is d AELIAD.

32. Pie is de AELIAD.

33. Pie is del AELIAD.

34. Pie is deli AELIAD.

35. Pie is delic AELIAD.

36. Pie is delici AELIAD.

37. Pie is delicio AELIAD.

38. Pie is deliciou AELIAD.

39. Pie is delicious AELIAD.

40. The universe is reset after this rule is made AELIAD.

The universe resets.

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1. Kian-Slime-Master is cheese AELIAD.

I eat Kian-Slime-Master.

2. Vanaduke-Destroyer is able to do things AELIAD.

3. If a god makes more than 3 rules in a turn, all rules past the first 3 will have no effect and will be ignored AELIAD.

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Kian-Slime-Master
heh..

4. After 5 rules are made the universe implodes
5. Universe imploded aka reset

1. Kian Slime Master can do everything and Kian Slime Master is immortal and nothing can hurt Kian Slime Master AELIAD
2. Pi and Vana cant do anything no matter what AELIAD
3. Cheese is useless AELIAD
4. Magick is never useless AELIAD
5. The grim reaper is immortal and deals 9999999999999999999999 damage AELIAD
6. Only Kian Slime Master can use Magick AELIAD
7. Every player may only have one god at a time AELIAD
8. You do not need to post with proper grammer, capitalization and punctuation AELIAD
9. Only Kian Slime Master can use things influenced with actions AELIAD
10. Kian Slime Master can make the universe implode early AELIAD

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Sorry, but The Seven say otherwise, so I'm ignoring your post.

4. The universe cannot implode early AELIAD.
5. You must use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization when posting AELIAD.
6. Immortality only means that you are immune to aging and disease, not to damage AELIAD.

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Kian-Slime-Master
???????? ^

@Pi copy and past the rule i didnt follow

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

7) The universe WILL implode once 40 rules other than The Seven are made AELIAD.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
wait...

7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
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36
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38
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40

Universe reset

1. Pi cant di anything nor can Vana AELIAD
2. Kian Slime Master can di everything AELIAD
3. Gods are immortal AELIAD
4. Immortality means you cannot be killed AELIAD
5. You may own only 1 god at a time AELIAD
6. Kian Slime Master is the only one can use curse, lightning, and Magick, anyone else who uses these things will instantly die AELIAD
7. I is dead AELIAD

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Sorry but you're breaking rule 3. We're going to have to ignore rules 10 through 40.

Falminar's picture
Falminar
Also,

"rule" 7, 8, and 9 are also breaking the fourth of The Seven - They don't include AELIAD.

Ignoring those as well.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
stupid

The universe imploded silly.

Tehepicwin! We need you to implode the universe because Pi is cheating!

@Vana lol, only if you want it to affect everywhere including alternate dimensions

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Kian-Slime-Master
so..

10 AELIAD
11 AELIAD
12 AELIAD

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Falminar
Actually, you're the only one who's cheating.

Those break both rule 3 and rule 4 of The Seven, so they have to be ignored.

Stop cheating and play with the game, stop trying to do that.

EDIT: Wait, we're one rule behind where we are right now, rule 1 contradicts rule 6 of The Seven and has to be ignored.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
13 AELIAD 14 AELIAD 15 AELIAD

13 AELIAD
14 AELIAD
15 AELIAD

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Kian-Slime-Master
oh blast, DOUBLE.POST

Vana EVERYONE is being really unpolite, beating me around with silly rules and making me have a sad life ): really i have only 3 friends on the forums ): you would expect me doing that when people start screwing me up D:

EDIT:4 forums friends

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

16. You cannot post two times in a row AELIAD.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
heh..

17 AELIAD
18 AELIAD
19 AELIAD

that'll speed up universe implosion

Falminar's picture
Falminar
16.

(we're one rule behind here, my first rule didn't follow The Seven and has to be ignored)

20. Rules made after this rule have to include something other than AELIAD.

21. Only Vanaduke-Destroyer can make or use bombs AELIAD.

22. There is a voice in Kian's head that says, "leave the Laws and Civilizations game" over and over AELIAD.

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Kian-Slime-Master
hmm...

23 p AELIAD.
24 Pi AELIAD.
25 BUUUUTTT AELIAD.

Im trying to implode the universe now

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Seeing as rules 23 through 25 don't follow rule 5, they have to be ignored.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
?

What do you mean?

EDIT:Fixed that "mistake" Note that its nt editing the rule. But the typing

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

They're still breaking rule 5.

The only one that isn't is 24.

Falminar's picture
Falminar

26. Gods can't make rules simply to implode the universe faster AELIAD.

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Who are your 4 forum friends?

Matikclocker, and who else?

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
...

Blandaxt, Normal Pi, and Teddysmacker

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Remember, don't shoot food.

I don't know either.

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I'm probably going to implode the universe early, even if I made a rule saying I can't. If everybody really wants to continue this old universe then just count this rule as rule 27.

1. Bumps deal MASSIVE DAMAGE!

I toss a bump at the poster below me.

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Matikclocker
You didn't include AELIAD, but I will count anyways.

2. Only Destroyers can use armor AELIAD
3. Armor is indestructible, has infinite durability and blocks all damage regardless of piercing level AELIAD
4. Anyone other than Destroyers that tries to wear or craft armor will be smited AELIAD

My army wears armor, protecting themselves from bumps.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

((Whoops, forgot about that.))

5. Wearing armor causes the wearer to spontaniously dance, making them unable to attack in any way until they remove said armor. AELIAD

The Destroyers start a giant dance party.

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Markelu
REVIVE THE TOPIC!

I am Med, revivor of the Topics!

6. My people have the ability to heal people and when they do that, the healer and the healed person will get revived, and get healed of all wounds, scratches and other bad things. AELIAD
7. Anyone other than Med's people who try to heal will get killed because the healing turns into dark healing which damages. AELIAD

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1. Bumps deal MASSIVE DAMAGE! AELIAD
2. Only Destroyers can use armor AELIAD
3. Armor is indestructible, has infinite durability and blocks all damage regardless of piercing level AELIAD
4. Anyone other than Destroyers that tries to wear or craft armor will be smited AELIAD
5. Wearing armor causes the wearer to spontaniously dance, making them unable to attack in any way until they remove said armor. AELIAD
6. Med's people have the ability to heal people and when they do that, the healer and the healed person will get revived, and get healed of all wounds, scratches and other bad things. AELIAD
7. Anyone other than Med's people who try to heal will get killed because the healing turns into dark healing which damages. AELIAD

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Re: Dear people who type in bright letters

8. You can only be healed when you're at full health. AELIAD.
9. Every 10 seconds, lightning will strike everyone and instakill them, the only way to not be instakilled is by wearing armor or having an umbrella AELIAD.
10. My people are the only ones who can have umbrellas AELIAD.

Lightning strikes Med's people and they all instantly die.

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Markelu
YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?

11. When you create only 2 rules at once, you have 2 extra rules in the next post. AELIAD
12. Med's people come back to life 5 seconds after dying. AELIAD
13. Shields shoot back anything that attacks them, no matter what. AELIAD
14. Med's people can summon anything they want. AELIAD
15. Shields knock people and things back when touching them from the outside, doesn't apply for Med's people. AELIAD
My people come back to life, summon a Shield Aura around them, protecting from Pi's lightning. Then they knock the umbrellas out of Pi's people's hands using their shields, killing them.

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1. Bumps deal MASSIVE DAMAGE!
2. Only Destroyers can use armor AELIAD
3. Armor is indestructible, has infinite durability and blocks all damage regardless of piercing level AELIAD
4. Anyone other than Destroyers that tries to wear or craft armor will be smited AELIAD
5. Wearing armor causes the wearer to spontaniously dance, making them unable to attack in any way until they remove said armor. AELIAD
6. Med's people have the ability to heal people and when they do that, the healer and the healed person will get revived, and get healed of all wounds, scratches and other bad things. AELIAD
7. Anyone other than Med's people who try to heal will get killed because the healing turns into dark healing which damages. AELIAD
8. You can only be healed when you're at full health. AELIAD.
9. Every 10 seconds, lightning will strike everyone and instakill them, the only way to not be instakilled is by wearing armor or having an umbrella AELIAD.
10. My people are the only ones who can have umbrellas AELIAD.
11. When you create only 2 rules at once, you have 2 extra rules in the next post. AELIAD
12. Med's people come back to life 5 seconds after dying. AELIAD
13. Shields shoot back anything that attacks them, no matter what. AELIAD
14. Med's people can summon anything they want. AELIAD
15. Shields knock people and things back when touching them from the outside, doesn't apply for Med's people. AELIAD

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Your shields don't protect you from the lightning as rule 9 states that the only way to stop it from instakilling is with armor and umbrellas.

My people grab their umbrellas off the ground before the lightning strikes again.

16. When you make 5 rules at once, you can only make 1 rule in the next post AELIAD.
17. Whenever you revive, you are revived as a baby which can't do anything until they're an adult AELIAD.

Lightning strikes your army and they all turn into babies.

18. It takes 18 years for a baby to turn into an adult and be useful again AELIAD.

 

1. Bumps deal MASSIVE DAMAGE! AELIAD
2. Only Destroyers can use armor AELIAD
3. Armor is indestructible, has infinite durability and blocks all damage regardless of piercing level AELIAD
4. Anyone other than Destroyers that tries to wear or craft armor will be smited AELIAD
5. Wearing armor causes the wearer to spontaniously dance, making them unable to attack in any way until they remove said armor. AELIAD
6. Med's people have the ability to heal people and when they do that, the healer and the healed person will get revived, and get healed of all wounds, scratches and other bad things. AELIAD
7. Anyone other than Med's people who try to heal will get killed because the healing turns into dark healing which damages. AELIAD
8. You can only be healed when you're at full health. AELIAD.
9. Every 10 seconds, lightning will strike everyone and instakill them, the only way to not be instakilled is by wearing armor or having an umbrella AELIAD.
10. My people are the only ones who can have umbrellas AELIAD.
11. When you create only 2 rules at once, you have 2 extra rules in the next post. AELIAD
12. Med's people come back to life 5 seconds after dying. AELIAD
13. Shields shoot back anything that attacks them, no matter what. AELIAD
14. Med's people can summon anything they want. AELIAD
15. Shields knock people and things back when touching them from the outside, doesn't apply for Med's people. AELIAD
16. When you make 5 rules at once, you can only make 1 rule in the next post AELIAD.
17. Whenever you revive, you are revived as a baby which can't do anything until they're an adult AELIAD.
18. It takes 18 years for a baby to turn into an adult and be useful again AELIAD.

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Markelu
Just telling something

Rule 9 is a bit too OP.