Laws and Civilizations: A Rule-Based Game
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 16:41
#52
Seeing as Vanaduke has made a
Seeing as Vanaduke has made a rule past 40, they automatically lose regardless of rules, therefore I win.
1. Cheese is delicious AELIAD
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 17:02
#53
2. Voltails can make whatever
2. Voltails can make whatever they look at explode (if they want it to explode) AELIAD.
3. It's impossible to make a voltail unable to see AELIAD.
4. Cheese will explode if it comes close enough to Crazee-Pi that he can pick it up AELIAD.
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1. Cheese is delicious AELIAD.
2. Voltails can make whatever they look at explode (if they want it to explode) AELIAD.
3. It's impossible to make a voltail unable to see AELIAD.
4. Cheese will explode if it comes close enough to Crazee-Pi that he can pick it up AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 17:11
#54
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
5. Voltails are controlled by Mister Potato Head, who cannot be controlled AELIAD.
6. Vanaduke-Destroyer's god is always the great smelly sock AELIAD.
7. I do not have a god, for I am my own god AELIAD.
8. Ice cream is the most delicious weapon in the world AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 17:23
#55
I'm Voltan in this game
I also still have the Alphas.
9. Alpha Voltails can't be control except by Voltan AELIAD.
10. Voltan can't be controlled AELIAD.
11. Ice cream is the most powerful weapon existing, and is indestructible AELIAD.
12. Alpha Voltails are the only ones who can wield ice cream AELIAD.
I arm my Alphas with ice cream.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 17:53
#56
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
Seeing as your god is the great smelly sock and not Voltan, it doesn't matter.
13. Any rule applying to Voltan does not apply to the great smelly sock AELIAD.
14. Popsicles are the most delicious weapons in existence and cannot be wielded by anyhody other than the flying popsicle house monster AELIAD.
15. The flying house popsicle monster cannot be defeated or controlled AELIAD.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 20:36
#57
Error
Rule 8 and rule 14 interfere with each-other, please try again later.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 21:30
#58
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
World =/= existance.
Tue, 07/28/2015 - 16:13
#59
illegal
I created niflheim in another dimension, SORRY, oh and......
16. All of my other rules, (my colony being the only one that can wield lightning and curse, e.t.c)
Tue, 07/28/2015 - 16:23
#60
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
You never said it was in another dimension in a rule, therefore it's not illegal.
Tue, 07/28/2015 - 17:57
#61
ok then.....
I have teleported niflheim to the underworld which is another dimension MUAHAHAHAHAHA now me nor my army will leave the underworld EVER!!!!
Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:01
#62
GOO GLOBBER!!!!
I send my ethereal (completely invulnerable) curse wielders to investigate what the grim reaper has created
Wed, 07/29/2015 - 21:32
#63
God statistics
God name- Outsider
Appearance- Foppish, unusually fancy clothing, head happens to be a killer whale, has 15 arms that trail behind him like a squid.
Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:52
#64
Call the AntiCheat SERVICES!
Until universe is reset I will keep an eye on cheating and send Nautical Aeronautics Nullifying Ordinaries (NANO) if cheating is present. Vana-Destroyer, I see youuu...
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:05
#65
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
17. You cannot teleport things to other dimensions. Anything teleported before this rule will be in the same place it was before the teleportation AELIAD.
Fri, 07/31/2015 - 12:09
#66
I am Arylide, goddess of saegsjtswthfdgre&(gbbb*ec@vk
I lost track of the rules, so:
18. 2 + 2 = 5 AELIAD.
Just to clear that up.
19. The universe will implode early if and only if Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (AELIAD).
I put buffalo in Buffalo. Please do not disturb.
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 18:52
#67
pi, you cheater!
Sorry, here is something that will totally kill that rule
20. Any city teleported to another dimension before pi's rule will still be in its same dimension it was after it was teleported AELIAD (also pi, you didnt make it affect all dimensions! Meaning it stayed in its dimension!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:09
#68
GOO GLOBBER!!!
21. Pi is controlled by me, i cannot be destroyed, controlled, or changed and nothing can change this rule! (My colony can still be killed) as i am ethereal because i wield an eternal faust, AELIAD
22. Pi's alt god (if he has one) has turned into the great smelly sock and nothing at all will remove or change this AELIAD
23. Rules that apply to pi dont apply to the great smelly sock AELIAD
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:11
#69
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
We're going to have to ignore rule 20 seeing as it conflicts with rule 17.
Also I don't have a god this round, so you're technically controling nobody.
23. Bowties are cool AELIAD.
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:26
#70
actually
attacks from colonies that have left their dimension will be significantly weaker, meaning me nor my colony will never leave niflheim EVER
As stated in the above rule, it has an obvious saying that i took over niflheim in another dimension
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:26
#71
actually
attacks from colonies that have left their dimension will be significantly weaker, meaning me nor my colony will never leave niflheim EVER
As stated in the above rule, it has an obvious saying that i took over niflheim in another dimension
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:27
#72
actually
attacks from colonies that have left their dimension will be significantly weaker, meaning me nor my colony will never leave niflheim EVER
As stated in the above rule, it has an obvious saying that i took over niflheim in another dimension
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:27
#73
actually
attacks from colonies that have left their dimension will be significantly weaker, meaning me nor my colony will never leave niflheim EVER
As stated in the above rule, it has an obvious saying that i took over niflheim in another dimension
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:28
#74
the above 4 were not spamming
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Thu, 07/30/2015 - 19:38
#75
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
As said in another rule in the previous universe, Niflheim is a city in this dimension.
Fri, 07/31/2015 - 05:20
#76
Well
If you teleported MY dimension before your rule it is now in the same place it was before the rule, pi, nobody will like you for this round, because you, YES YOU, are disrupting everything everyone is doing by making rules that will make it like before, pi, you........ are................ TERRIBLE (for until you stop disrupting OUR rules)
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 18:02
#77
Remember: don't shoot food.
I didn't teleport your city, lol. Even if I did the rule would still be interfering with rule 17 and thus we have to ignore it.
The only one here who appears to have a problem with me is you.
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 18:07
#78
yes..... YOU....... DID!
I worked hard to make it to the underworld and..... and find niflheim so i could be nearly invulnerable and safe and you DID THIS!?!?!?!?!? Pi, STOP........ DISRUPTING......... MY.......... SAFETY! I WILL CALL ARCTIC HUNTERS TO AID ME IF YOU DISRUPT ME...... ONE........ MORE...... TIME!!!!!!!
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 19:20
#79
Remember: don't shoot food.
Wow, I bet it was so hard for you to post something! You must have worked really hard on writing that one sentence stating that you restarted there.
*Ahem*
24. Arctic Hunters will instantly explode upon doing anything. It is impossible to resist the explosion or respawn after exploding AELIAD.
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 19:08
#80
PI!!!
Sorry, i am TIRED of you pi, and.......
BEEP! BEEP! CALLING MATIK CO. ENFORCER SQUAD FOR ASSISTANCE, BEEP! BEEP!
Sun, 08/02/2015 - 05:39
#81
i feel insulted
NOW YOU SARCAS ON ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!? oh boy, i take sarcasm very seriously, and i mean serious! You, yes you, pi, have disrupted me and everyone else.just by writing rules to make it normal, i am annoyed, so i summon the grim reaper to instakill anyone who attacks niflheim, to prevent my dangers......
25. The grim reaper cannot be harmed, removed, banned, corporealized, or controlled, and deals 999999999 damage AELIAD
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 19:19
#82
Remember, don't shoot food.
26. The Grim Reaper does 0 damage AELIAD.
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 19:21
#83
AGAIN???
Matik co. Crazee pi is disrupting everything i do for safety! Help!!!! Also seeing that rule 26 interferes with rule 25 it cannot be followed and the grim reaper still instakills
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 19:31
#84
Remember, don't shoot food.
Rule 25 says nothing about how much damage the Grim Reaper does.
27. You must use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization when posting AELIAD.
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 23:17
#85
Matik Co. Enforcers and
Matik Co. Enforcers and Blammers, aka Enforcer Squad.
We received the request.
You can call Tehepicwin for help.
Crazee Pi takes the "screwing over other civilizations" seriously.
Maybe try to survive this?
28. LCIN, LAST and NANO are involved into this battle AELIAD.
29. Every anti-cheat service listed above is indestructable in any way. It cannot be banned, removed or controlled. In every of these HUMANS work AELIAD.
30. Every action is made instantly and has large influence. Also it deals mass amount of damage piercing through everything AELIAD.
Local Clockdown International Network shoots Crazee Pi's civilization.
Nautical Aeronautics Nullifying Ordinaries powers up Kian's army
Sun, 08/02/2015 - 05:37
#86
Now pi, since matik co. is here, lets see what you can do!
Local Anicheat Slimedown Toxilargo has lowered pi's army Strength, and then Nullified his "City Move"
Fri, 08/07/2015 - 17:20
#87
And i also did no damage number because instead of dealing damage he was ginna just utterly destroy whoever he hits
Wed, 08/19/2015 - 21:43
#88
I quickly make a bunch of sentient bombs (I am now the god of sentient bombs) before making the next rules...
31. Sentient bombs can't be controlled by anything except their creator AELIAD.
32. Gods MUST use their Spiral Knights characters and can't create anything after this rule is posted (previously made things will not be affected) AELIAD.
I attract the aggro of, then obliterate, all of Kian's Toxilargos using my Volcanic Pepperbox.
33. Sentient bombs are instantly recreated after being killed/destroyed AELIAD.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 08:39
#89
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, post 86 does not follow rule 27 so we have to ignore it.
34. LCIN, LAST, and NANO are not anti-cheat services AELIAD.
35. I am the only one able to use actions AELIAD.
I load up two Uzis with actions.
I largely influence the battlefield by killing literally everything.
36. Dual Uzis loaded with actions can kill gods AELIAD.
37. Dual Uzis loaded with actions are the only way to kill gods AELIAD.
38. Only I can wield dual Uzis when they're loaded with actions AELIAD.
I largely influence the battlefield by killing Kian and Matik.
39. Everybody is either a kid or a squid AELIAD.
40. I win the game AELIAD.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 08:02
#90
You stated it yourself, we
You stated it yourself, we will ignore the post.
LCIN, LAST and NANO are anti cheat services by default.
34. Any kid or squid created in the game will instantly explode AELIAD.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 08:39
#91
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fixed.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:47
#92
Ha!!
35. Gods are immortal, any gods who were killed before this rule will be revived
36. Gods CAN create things, Vanas rule interferes with God policy,
37. All curse wielders cannot be corporealized making them completely immortal
38. When the universe implodes every rule i made will be in back in,
39. Butt
40. UNIVERSE IMPLODED
*adds all rules Kian added to the game*
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:49
#93
so....
1. Every rule i added is back in this universe AELIAD
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:50
#94
Remember, don't shoot food.
Sorry but the universe doesn't implode on rule 7, plus even if it was in the previous universe your post wouldn't be following rule 27.
8. You must use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization when posting AELIAD.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:00
#95
silly
You did rule 40 meaning universe imploded. And i teleported niflheim to another dimension and......
You cannot "skip" rules, i will ignore your post
2. I am the only one who can teleport things to other dimensions and nothing can changr this no matter what AELIAD.
3. You can type however you want AELIAD
4. I am the only one who can use magicks AELIAD
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:11
#96
Remember, don't shoot food.
I'm not, considering that the universe already imploded before Matik posted. Assuming you and Matik fixed their rule number, then the next rule would be 9 considering that post 95 isn't following rule 8.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:14
#97
But wait,
Rule one does nothing because those rules no longer exist.
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5. I am the only one who can use Magick AELIAD.
6. Magick is the strongest thing in existence, can kill gods, and I can't be stopped from using it AELIAD.
7. magicks are useless AELIAD.
I use Magick to kill every other player here.
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You clearly said "magicks", not "Magick", Kian. You can't say this doesn't work.
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:30
#98
Remember, don't shoot food.
Okay should we just start back from rule 1 since everyone keeps messing up the number.
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 20:30
#99
yeah
1. Kian Slime Master is the Only one who can use Magick, thid cannot br changed no matter what. And universe implosion will not reset this rule AELIAD
2. You can post however you want AELIAD
3. Gods are immortal even to magicks AELIAD
4. Kian Slime Master isthe only one who can wield curse and lightning, anyone else who wields these things will instantly die AELIAD
5. Curse wielders go ethereal, making them completely immortal AELIAD
6. Pi cant do anything and nothing can change this no matter what AELIAD
7. Vana and his army die instantly upon doing anything (well.... this wont aply to Vana since gods are immortal) AELIAD
8. Matik and his army instant kill any of his enemies and nothing can change this no matter what AELIAD
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Yes i know 8 rules at once is alot..... dont blame me!
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:19
#100
Remember, don't shoot food.
I am I, the god of things.
Equips curse gear since only I can equip curse gear.
9. You must use proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization when posting AELIAD.
10. Matik's army is Matik's enemy AELIAD.
11. Matik's army always targets the closest enemy AELIAD.
Matik's army kills themselves since they are now the closest enemy.
12. Matik's army is not immune to instant kills AELIAD.
13. I is allowed to do things AELIAD.
36. Gods can multiply AELIAD.
I multiply. I don't need spirals - I am my own colony!
37. The universe will explode after this post is made AELIAD.
38. You must read rule 34 again AELIAD.
39. Cookies are invulnerable AELIAD.
40. I win the game AELIAD.
41. Wait, what AELIAD?
Universe reset. Spirare is downgraded from a god back to my in-game character. Voltan is my god again. Trolling is over.