Count to 8,000 from 7,006 then back to 0

I saw someone with a Leafeon plush at school today.
...I want one.
7310
Ah, these Eevee pokemons. :D Yeah, they're cute.
The number's 7311.
I thought you wanted only one...
The nubmer's 7313.

So I've noticed that the user scores for the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games are pretty much always 50% more than the critic scores (like Explorers of Sky has a score of 5.4 but a user score of 8.6)
anyway 7318

Hey, it's December now!
Gonna put something suitably Christmasy in my titles ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
7328

I'm still alive.
The number is 7330.
One more for reverse 1337.
Heh, I probably wouldn't notice.
Also, it's 10 days until Christmas. Or 11? In my country it's celebrated on Christmas Eve, but I know from films that Americans open presents on 25th in the morning. But still, it's Christmas Eve, so it should be 11 days. Even if the biggest celebrations here are on 24th, the Christmas holidays are on 25th and 26th, so technically, the Christmas starts on 25th, too. But 24th could be considered as Christmas holiday, too, because it's strongly connected with the other Christmas holidays and Christmas as whole. It also has Christmas in its name...
The number's reverse leet number (7331).

This place is more dead than usual, considering usual is just two people and a third one that occassionally pops in.
I wish SK would get a sudden influx of new players to help with this but I don't see that happening anytime soon.
The number is 7332.
Someone used Spark of Life!
Number of Sparks needed to fully revive this place: 7333.
Wait, shouldn't that number decrease?

I mean, the number of sparks needed could have been 7334 before you used one.
But I didn't use one. And it seemed to me that the number increased. But I can't find what the previous number of sparks was. Where did I get it?
...I suspect a plot hole.
The number's 7335.
P.S.: Originally misspelled previous as precious.

Oh, I thought you did but it looks like I read it wrong.
We probably shouldn't question this too much.
The number is 7336.

Why not?
The number is 7340.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
The number is 7342.
You feel it too, don't you?
The number's 7343.
I have an Android phone. I play a game on it. The game receives updates, but I often can't download these updates because the Play Store denies installation with error code 910. Later, the update installs just fine. But not this time. There's an event that requires the new update. I still have the old version and so I don't have access to this event. I decided to do something about this.
I found out that when I press the "return" button on my phone after receiving the error, another popup pops up saying that I don't have enough space. But I do have enough space. So I decided to unistall (revert to factory version) Google Play Store and Google Play Services (which take quite some space and also because of the error). As usual, these applications automatically updated themselves and accumulated the data they had before (~150-200 MB). However, I had less space available then when I deleted them (about roughly 100-200 MB). Now it really looks like "I don't have enough space", but this additional data isn't displayed anywhere, there appears to be no application they belong to. I don't have many applications installed but somehow my storage isn't enough despite I had more applications installed in the past which took more space than those I have now (I think).
Basically, I think this is fault of Google's "Services" which are trying to claim as much memory as they can. I'm now rather annoyed with Google, again.
That was my another unnecessary rant. This one has a label with number 7347.

I don't really know how to help you, sorry.
The number is 7348.
Actually, it would be a miracle if you could help. :D But I've managed to randomly update it. I didn't expect it to happen any other way.
Anyway, you have a chance of winning Cat Hiss Mask! A dice roll will decide whether you'll get it or not. And the number's... 7349! Uhh... (Jane? How are the nubmers divided? Who's the winner?)

I know you're trying to make me feel better about not getting Fehzor's Kat Hiss Mail but it's ok, I already have one. Or maybe I actually have 7350 hoods, I'd have to log in to check.
wait, what do you mean I never said anything about wanting fehzor's kat hiss mail???
EDIT: Oh, didn't see that post in the art contest where Zeddy mentioned that I mentioned that I wanted it.
But he didn't mention you wanted it, did he? He just said there should be a solely luck-dependant contest between him and you. Although, I found it weird that he chose only one specific person. I guess I can't read between lines very well...
Wait... mail? It was mask, wasn't it? ...No, there's actually nothing about whether it's a mask or mail, but mail would make more sense since it's more precious. I guess I can't read very well...
I can't foresee how things I say make people feel. Sorry in advance (or in retrospect).
The number's 7351.

I mean, kat hiss mask kind of makes sense since the armors are really hard to get and I don't often hear about people having non black kat kat armors, athough I'd imagine Zeddy would already have a kat hiss cowl
I was just joking around there because I hadn't looked at posts past the results and assumed that you were doing some sort of random joke offer and thought it was just a weird coincidence. Now that I read what I said again it was a little poorly worded in that it kind of implies that I already have the mail when I don't.
The number is 7352.
Heh, and in the end, we are both trying to be as considerate as possible. (Probably not a bad thing.)
I didn't came to the conclusion that you got the mail but I got to a thought that maybe you're friends in game or you had some sort of a meeting where you could say something along those Cat Hiss lines. You're all veterans after all. Who knows what's going on in those higher circles of Spiral Knights? (I'll have the nerve to say that you doesn't seem to be such legend as they are, though.) But I didn't include any of this in my last post as far as I know.
(But, ugh, I have to say, writing that bracket didn't feel very nice...)
...Aaaanyway, the number's 7353.
"Aaaa! New face! So exciting!"
(...And that's why he hasn't posted ever again.)
The number's 7355.
7306.
New page!
(as is said on the TBG forums, "king")