LOL. This thread is hilarious.
Vanaduke solo, no deaths, no exploits, on video.
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 12:32
#252
Seriously?
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 14:19
#253
This thread...it's back....
This thread...it's back.... http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfcikvUcSb1qbvc38o1_500.png
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 12:42
#254
oh wow
oh wow, he bumped it again. I guess it's time for your daily dose.
Three solo videos with no deaths or exploits posted over a month ago that are all faster by 3-5 minutes.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mo1d45NqB8
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im2gZBUxLFE
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWofAMybryA
Chris' "fans" which comprise half the comments and are just obvious sockpuppets that share similar join dates and connections to Runescape keylogger vids. Seeing this wouldn't surprise me if the view count wasn't legit either.
- comments: http://i54.tinypic.com/2eeenfp.png
- accounts: http://i53.tinypic.com/xb007k.png
Oh, and Chris lying about when he started playing SK.
Thread's over guys, go home.
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 14:35
#255
+1 Franiel
Some nice detective work Franiel.
You poked his balloon and revealed that the "fans" posted in his own videos were simply his own alternate accounts.
All I have to say is, Chris, you are really one sad person to pad your own videos with imaginary fans. And the fact that these accounts are connected to keylogging proves once again you are lying through your teeth when you are saying that you despise using exploits.
And I do remember you saying you played Halo 2 Professionally. If that is the case, can you provide me and everyone else on this forum with proof that you attended just one of the large e-sports championships (an example being the World Cyber Games) with large sums of prize money. Proof of PARTICIPATION is sufficient. Or is this claim full of hot steam as well?
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 17:49
#256
lol, he bumped his own topic
lol, he bumped his own topic for attention.
~Spag
Mon, 10/10/2011 - 22:17
#257
I think it's that time of
I think it's that time of week againnnnnn!!!! Time forrr " WHO HATES EACH OTHER MOREEE!"
Okay but seriously. Just everyone take a deep breath and just back away. Normally I'd try a defuse this with some joke or something but this is kinda beyond that. Yes I realize that you think they are taking shots at you Chris, but really you can just ignore them and go on your merry way. Changing havens or going to different places etc. Same goes with you Twili/Biznasty/Kham I have no arguments with any of you really and it'd be awesome if we could just forget about everything :) I realize that you feel attacked and called out by Chris but like that old saying goes " it takes two to tango".
Just for a future reference of sorts: there is no best player or best guild. There may be a sexiest (me) but beyond that there is no "best". Some of you may look at Magnus and say "say he's uber awesometadtic" while others may be like "ughhh him" but it's all opinion and if you think voicing that opinion is gonna cause arguments etc then just keep it to yourself. Easy :)
The SK community is really a nice place to be and it's one of the reasons why I've continued on with this game (that and insulting pooet, lowercase, and numerous others) and it's a shame to see some of the best equipped/longest playing players/friendliest/most active people arguing.
Beyond what I just said there really isn't much more to this. The rest is up to you guys to buy some earplugs or make up or something in between (maybe just one ear plug?)
--Cobriliant
Mon, 10/10/2011 - 22:21
#258
Stop bumping this rancid
Stop bumping this rancid $#!^hole of a thread that should have been locked before it got past page 1 by any sane definition of moderation.
Mon, 10/10/2011 - 22:28
#259
I love you
I love you Chris!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!1!!!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!1!!!!!!1
Haters gonna hate.
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 05:01
#260
<3 you too doom
Haters gonna
<3 you too doom
Haters gonna hate
Haters also gonna die in ultimate fsc :s
Silly haters
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 05:14
#261
Next time without
Next time without autotarget.
Actually solo-ing vana is insanely easy. Easier then with a party, since you have full control of what's going on. Just make sure you don't remove the lava at all, unless it's in your way all the time. When the max amount of lava drops is reached the easy stuff starts: keep shooting. The guards will miss you anyway. Solo'ing the final room/phase of FSC D27 is harder.
<3 Polaris
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 05:16
#262
Dear god Chris, why are you
Dear god Chris, why are you adding fuel to the fire?????
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 05:37
#263
Most people in the game
Most people in the game cannot solo vanaduke without getting killed many times, which proves that is definately not easy, lol...
The last room in fsc is only hard if you let 3 trojans spawn at once or you fail to kill the trojans before the zombies all get to you.
Both of these things are easy for experienced players to avoid, so the room is extremely easy.
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 06:01
#264
"Most people in the game
"Most people in the game cannot solo vanaduke without getting killed many times, which proves that is definately not easy, lol..."
how many ppl of those who think they cant solo it have actually attempted a solo more than once in their whole life?
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 10:05
#265
lol...
Magnus sucks.
Also I
lol...
Magnus sucks.
Also I am the best player in SK. FACT! So shush please.
Any response to this will be filed under J for Jelleh.
>:D
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 10:27
#266
"Dear god Chris, why are you
"Dear god Chris, why are you adding fuel to the fire?????"
Burn, Chris, burn. Just let him burn, he's enjoying the feeling of being hated. Forced to admit that's THE thing he's being best at..burning himself, in his own threads, all the time. General discussion, Test server feedback...even on youtube comments.
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 10:42
#267
lol
just look at chris's picture
he's jelly xD
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 11:21
#268
Im posting here to pretend
Im posting here to pretend like I cared and read this whole thread.
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 11:38
#269
Reading this thread i dont
Reading this thread i dont think people nesceseraly hate u out of envy and jealousy. I think it's your lack of modesty more than anything. Nobody likes constant braggers. And even if you're so good(which i believe you are), let people praise u instead of being a self centred jerk
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 11:53
#270
That's pretty bad ass. Excuse
That's pretty bad ass. Excuse me if I'm not allowed to say that. Surely I'm nowhere near that point, just yet. Though I am almost Tier 3.
*100% Free Play gamer, here.*
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 19:06
#271
Thanks again to all my fans,
Thanks again to all my fans, you always have a place in my heart, as usually, feel free to add me in-game for tips or if you just want to chat.
Knightmare is also recruiting one or two more members, you can find our thread in the guild recruitment section.
Happy spiraling!
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 21:23
#272
I Did It On Luck
I did solo vana only because my team mate left right before without telling me.
I used: http://steamcommunity.com/id/buzzbomb8/screenshot/596949433733639687?tab...
Feel free to look at other screenshots of the armor and weapons.
Sorry no screenshots of the fight before, I didn't think I would get that far, but once vana went to his 5th form I was going nuts.
Me going nuts lol: http://steamcommunity.com/id/buzzbomb8/screenshot/596949433733429990/?ta...
I only got 3 tokens because I died before I got to vana =[ but not at =]
Wed, 10/12/2011 - 02:04
#273
Interested in your "No Damage" challenge.
I look forward to your "No damage" solo, when and if you can post one.
Its tough to do because the fight is usually long enough to cough up a mistake or two.
But if you don't do it...I'll have one up soon enough.
Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:12
#274
Nice one buzz
And @ zinqf I'm
Nice one buzz
And @ zinqf I'm going to be ordering my computer from newegg in like 2-3 days so I should have the video uploaded in a week or so after I get my computer
Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:45
#275
I think the best player in
I think the best player in this game is Bieberfever I remember during Preview he beat two Vanna's at once with 2 deaths. Vanna was bugged and two of them would appear at once. From what he showed me and told me those bullet stages were like HELL....I agree since in preview Vanna Bullet stages were much harder to dodge.
Wed, 10/12/2011 - 13:11
#276
wut
wut
Wed, 10/12/2011 - 19:16
#277
All spam aside, this is a
All spam aside, this is a very impressive video, nice job chris, good to see you are still godly at vanaduke xP
Wed, 10/12/2011 - 20:15
#278
The e-peen is strong in this
The e-peen is strong in this one
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 04:41
#279
Thanks exe, hope to take you
Thanks exe, hope to take you to vana again soon
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 04:58
#280
Please seek some help...
Reading this train wreck of a thread I can only conclude you are suffering from 'Delusions of Grandeur' as you clearly display many of the symptoms listed here:
Delusions of grandeur are the manifestation of a psychopathological condition in which a person has fantasies of power, wealth, and omnipotence. These people often also have an inflated sense of self-esteem, and may hold an obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions. Even when presented with evidence contradicting their delusions, they will still cling to their erroneous beliefs. The term is sometimes used by people to refer to someone who exaggerates the amount of power and importance that he or she has, but this downplays the seriousness of an actual medical diagnosis.
Characteristics:
When a person has delusions of grandeur, he may believe that he has extraordinary powers or is famous. Some people with this condition think they are famous historical figures; the mentally ill person who thinks he is Napoleon may be one of the most common media references to this delusion. Patients who firmly possess such unrealistic beliefs may eventually harm themselves physically, mentally, or emotionally. A person who thinks he has special powers, for example, might jump off a building because he genuinely believes he can fly.
Causes:
In clinical terms, delusions of grandeur can be a symptom of a number of different psychological conditions. Also called megalomania, it is frequently associated with narcissistic personality disorder, a condition in which a person is extremely preoccupied with himself and has inflated feelings of self-importance. These delusions are also sometimes found in patients with varying degrees of dementia and psychotic or depressive disorders, such as bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. In some cases, delusions of grandeur are accompanied by other delusions, including those of persecution, in which the patient thinks others are out to get him, and of control, in which the patient believes an outside force is controlling his thoughts or actions.
I recommend you stop posting on these forums and seek some help - for your own sake, and for ours...
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 05:27
#281
Ummm...
I am not the one who feels the need to constantly validate himself with videos and self praise, I have displayed no delusional behaviour whatsoever. I didn't 'state' anything, I copied that text from a medical site - also note the word 'may' near the start of that particular paragraph.
Your highly defensive behaviour is intriguing though, adding weight to the symptoms of persecution and only serves to reinforce my diagnosis. I am truly disturbed by the depth of your narcissism and only wish to see that you get some proper help and care with this debilitating condition.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 05:38
#282
I've run out of popcorn for
I've run out of popcorn for this thread.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 06:02
#283
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Thought
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Thought you weren't a troll in your first post Bindi
0/10 in your second one though
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 06:09
#284
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Huh!?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Huh!? Wat?!
OI! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 08:28
#285
Troll?
On the contrary Chris, I am showing genuine concern for your mental health. I am saddened that you feel the need to insult me with your erroneous speculation of my age and knowledge (double your higher estimate and you are somewhere near) when I am merely trying to help you save yourself further embressment and social isolation.
Perhaps if you start by acknowledging the possibility that you may be a raging narcissist we could work together to find other sources of validation in your life. I can only help those that help themselves Chris, but you have to stop fighting and admit that you have been lying to yourself. Maybe some fresh air and real human contact may help you, perhaps find yourself a girlfriend (or boyfriend, whatever you are into)? Some encouragement from your peers may be all you need to develop some humility and modesty...
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 08:16
#286
Hey guys breaking news
2 years makes a difference in maturity. It's obvious.
You might want to wait a few more years before you chastise someone for being 17. Just a thought.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 09:29
#287
Bindi-Bagdi
Eloquently put sir, delusions of grandeur would be an adequate description. I would also like to know your opinions on an individual who's self affirmation is sought by posting comments on a forum where his usual input is to either attempt to glorify himself by claiming he is something worthy of merit.
What interested me most from this thread so far is Chris's ability to thank the people who have good things to say about him (thereby massaging his ego) and either attempting to insult or just flat out ignoring people who do not agree with his approximation of 'being great'.
Numerous times I have noticed in this thread Chris where people have given reasoned answers and in some cases put forward a credible rebuke for some of the things you have stated and you have flat out ignored their comments instead of trying to correct their stance or to pick holes in the evidence that they have shown against your actions.
And on the topic of Magnus, I have neither seen him in game or here on the forums claiming himself to be the be all and end all or the benchmark that all others should measure themselves against, the only person I see (continuously) doing this is you.
I fully expect you to either come back with some rebuke about me being some 'child' who does not have a reasonable education as you did with Bindi or to be ignored entirely; I could care less. I will go from here in the knowledge that I am at best an average Spiral Knights player, but also comforted by the fact that I'll never be as vilified by a large proportion of a game community as you sir.
Thank you for your time, I wish you luck in your endeavour to post a no damage Vanaduke run.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 09:37
#288
Trolls filling my thread
0/10
Trolls filling my thread
0/10
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 09:47
#289
You ought to be the one
You ought to be the one filling it at most Chris.
But what I wonder is: how do you fill things with your VOID? Every single of your post here, or in any of your other boasting threads, is a total void.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 09:58
#290
Lol...
"Trolls filling my thread"
Is this the best you can do when losing an argument Chris? It's the metaphorical equivilent of sticking your fingers in your ears and shouting lalala - and you had the cheek to imply that I was childish...
At 19 you really are in no position to be calling anyone a child/childish as you haven't even finished maturing as a human being, let alone gained any wisdom regarding social nuances and respectable conduct. Yet in this and several of your other threads you dismiss many people as children simply because they disagree with you. What you pass off as pride, comes accross as arrogance, what you see as jealousy is in fact constructive critism, what you see as trolling is in fact peoples lack of tolerance for egomaniacal 'strutting'. One day you will enter the adult world and realise that arrogance, boasting and a general lack of modesty & humility will get you nowhere in life.
If you don't want people to post in your thread then stop bumping it to the top every day.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:45
#291
Attempt at making a Vanaduke movie...
In your words 0/10, not worth the bandwidth it occupies =)
Thankyou for proving my point about ignoring comments when they don't further inflate your ego. Point made, I'll leave it to others now to continue haranguing you, I've made my point, you're not worth my attention.
I would suggest others do the same, only way to deal with over-inflated egos, ignore them.
Thank you, and good luck to you all.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:28
#292
I had to click on this thread
I had to click on this thread to see why it got 250 posts in. Decided just to read the last page because it sounds like a bunch of people getting a circle jerk and trying to show of who has a bigger e-peen. Kind of sad.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 16:14
#293
This is the internet, talking
This is the internet, talking down about somebody elses achievements without doing something greater than them is pure envy.
@ Bindi, I think a clarification of the definition of the words envy and jealous is in line, as you clearly do not know.
-Jealousy is a secondary emotion and typically refers to the negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over an anticipated loss of something that the person values, particularly in reference to a human connection. Jealousy often consists of a combination of presenting emotions such as anger, sadness, resentment and disgust. It is not to be confused with envy.-
You see, jealousy is what a person who is afraid to lose the things they have would experience. The only people in this thread who would be jealous are people who have videos uploaded better than mine and are afraid I will soon upload one better than their best one. Jealousy would be what I would experience at all these people trying to be better than the standard I have set in my video, which few of them have even tried. They just flame and rage saying I'm not a great player when they aren't better than me (or at least they cant prove they are). I can say I soloed vanaduke without deaths with my monitor turned off, it doesn't make it true. You must record a video if you want your statements to be taken as fact.
-Envy (also called invidiousness) is best defined as a resentful emotion that "occurs when a person lacks another's (perceived) superior quality, achievement, or possession and either desires it or wishes that the other lacked it."
This means that all the people in this thread who are resentful about my video and me in general not only percieve me as superior, but also lack the achievement/possession of the skill I have and desire it themselves. This is why nobody here posts a video better than mine, they know I am superior, otherwise they would not be posting in a resentful way.
You tell me I have not gained any wisdom because of my age, yet you don't even know the difference between jealousy and envy.
This makes it very hard to take anything you are saying seriously.
I sincerely cannot tell if you are trolling extremely hard, or if you are a 30 year old who is actually trying to make a serious post about the mental health of a 19 year old in an online video game.
One of two things is happening here.
A. You understand the internet very well and are trying to enrage me with your posts.
B. You don't understand the internet at all and have taken everything I said in this thread seriously and are actually trying to not only diagnose the attitude I display in this thread but also recommend I get help for it.
Either way, you have no place posting in my thread, if you don't like how I'm acting, move on with your life and ignore me, don't give me more attention, bump my thread up again, and fuel the fire.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 16:48
#294
a) chris, your logic with
a) chris, your logic with envy is so wrong it hurts...just proves everyone's point
b) everyone else, can we stop posting here? all he wants is attention/a chance to troll, just don't post and he can't do that
c) chris, if you are trolling, i applaud your success. if you aren't trolling, i have to wonder what's wrong with you
~Spag
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 16:58
#295
I posted pure facts.
Thank
I posted pure facts.
Thank you for your troll response.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 21:20
#296
#297 from our favorite hero
#297 from our favorite hero Chris was pure gold. So much good stuff there.
"The only people in this thread who would be jealous are people who have videos uploaded better than mine and are afraid I will soon upload one better than their best one. Jealousy would be what I would experience at all these people trying to be better than the standard I have set in my video, which few of them have even tried. They just flame and rage saying I'm not a great player when they aren't better than me (or at least they cant prove they are)."
You are so, so wrong. There is no one jealous of your video. The reason why the fighting has started is because you called out Guild in your video and original post. Let's not get mixed up here. Why do you always have to pat yourself on the back, no matter what it is we're talking about? You're going off about jealousy, which instantly turns into "I will soon upload one better than their best one," "saying I'm not a great player when they aren't better than me?" C'mon, Chris. If you are as intelligent, "mature," and old as you say you are I expect you to be able to build a well-constructed argument. Not one that mostly involves calling out other players and trying to make yourself look good.
"This means that all the people in this thread who are resentful about my video and me in general not only percieve me as superior, but also lack the achievement/possession of the skill I have and desire it themselves. This is why nobody here posts a video better than mine, they know I am superior, otherwise they would not be posting in a resentful way."
This right here is probably the stupidest thing you could've said. There are several hundred people in this thread who are resentful, and like I already said, it's because of how you went about advertising. You blatantly ripped Magnus and Guild. People are hating because you lit the fire. Not because of your "amazing" video. Let me just say I have soloed Vanaduke without dying, so you can't call me out for that. You want a better video? Talk to Sick or Nivlam. Sick has a 6:45 Vana and Nivlam has at least 5 different videos with similar times. Much better quality than yours.
"You tell me I have not gained any wisdom because of my age, yet you don't even know the difference between jealousy and envy.
This makes it very hard to take anything you are saying seriously."
He's the one that's hard to take seriously?
"I sincerely cannot tell if you are trolling extremely hard, or if you are a 30 year old who is actually trying to make a serious post about the mental health of a 19 year old in an online video game."
I'm surprised you can't detect trolling, Chris, since you seem to know how it works pretty well. It seems like a common trend in your posts to instantly quit making sense and start name calling whenever someone of a higher intelligence starts posting arguments against you that make sense. Franiel exposed your little Youtube fan club (pathetic), Bindi has put forward some very convincing arguments, and countless others have proved you wrong time and time again. Guess what you do? Call them a child and tell them to grow up.
"A. You understand the internet very well and are trying to enrage me with your posts."
This is all of your posts in a nutshell, Chris. Bindi was not trying to troll you at all.
"Either way, you have no place posting in my thread, if you don't like how I'm acting, move on with your life and ignore me, don't give me more attention, bump my thread up again, and fuel the fire."
On the contrary, you welcome posts like that. You'll like this post too, because I gave you a free bump. Also, nobody really likes how you're acting. If this was any other forum this thread would've been closed and you would've been warned/suspended several times by now. If you're really self righteous, why don't you make a video that's actually worth lording over people, instead of a mediocre Vanaduke solo.
I dare you to try to respond to this post in an orderly manner, Chris. I can almost certainly guarantee that you won't.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 22:28
#297
No one hates Chris for being better.
I'll let that sink in.
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 05:43
#298
!!
Я ч0та просто тут мимо проходил и вообще фз, но...
Haters shoulda hate!!!
И да, я люблю энту тему <3 Its a lotta funny read this all.
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 06:20
#299
>o>
Is that Russian?
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 10:06
#300
!!!
Im just dont know how to say with different language (english for me), how i love The Chris.
He is my God and He is my Emperor. He is my Pride and He is my Wise. He is my Destiny and He is my Fate. When He is sad - im sad too.
I cannot eat and i cannot sleep while he will not allow me this privilege.
Im the truest fan of The Chris's World Community Fan Center in Russian segment. Im just hope then one day He is accept us into his Elite Fan Clab.
Chris, im i deserve being ur biggest fan?
1500 views, in other words, the amount of times you refreshed your own youtube page in a week :3
Go take a video of yourself commenting you're "awesomeness" in Spiral Knights, you'll reach a million views in a week dude.