No I think he was just being sarcastic..or he's really putting up HUGE efforts to fake some kind of russian accent coupled with purposely wrong ortograph..no, couldn't be..
Vanaduke solo, no deaths, no exploits, on video.

@Lavatein, ты действительно считаешь, что я пишу по русски используя транслейт программу?)
Так или иначе, ты в проигрышной ситуации, мой друг :)
Or u just can leave here ur skype, and i can prove, that russian - is my main language. Otherwise, if u so scary verbal communication, i can cite as an example my detailed messages at unofficial russian site, which created for the help russian people learning this game.
By the way! Chris's Fan Site currently in the making! I hope, we will get more peoples, who wanna become The Chris's fans!

I'm certainly not interested in hearing some russian proving himself to be one. Also if you want to prove so badly you're russian, just say you like drinking vodka, it would suffice to convince me lol.
I'm curious, what would you exactly put on a Chris fan site? "This website is dedicated to some guy playing the crap out SK. Here are 2 youtube video links of that same narcissic "The Chris" showing his virtuel self off to a community just as virtual, who doesn't seemingly gives a damn except when it comes to laughing at "The Chris". Have fun visiting the 3 links displayed on the website!"
PLEASE keep me up to date about this website. I really can't wait for it; I feel like its gonna be legendari..wait for it..ly laughable.

Chris is a Russian. Interesting. I thought commies were against capitalist things like spending money on video games.

Things were a lot better when this thread was dead.

I'm just surprised that KoE never seems to have any antagonists or rival guilds. That's all.

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/27384?page=5#comment-170624
lol, I remember Bieber.
@Ben
Ah, I suppose that's true.
Why does this stupid thread keep coming back from the grave? Can we get this locked?

Searched for "Chris" to find one of my bazar threads and noticed this had like 15 more comments. Rofl'd at people thinking I'm Russian.
just German and western European, but that doesn't matter much as most of my ancestors have been in the US since before the civil war :P
One of my ancestors even signed the articles of confederation :D
Proud to be an American
Inb4 some foreign people rage. Lol

Wow, epic necro bumping of your own thread there Chris...
/sigh

Good to see you are still lurking it!
Cheers~!
Remember that Flawless Boss kill video thread? You told me you'd have one up a day or two after you got your new computer...we are weeks after that, and after seeing no video from you I've decided to start attempting it.
Well I actually did attempt it 4 times in the last week...all no death no exploit solos...and two kills done without the use of items. Here is one of them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5t0XgiD8wA
Think of it as something to let you know that if you don't defeat Vanaduke without getting hit once, I'll have it very soon.

I never seen Magnus solo vanaduke before, i just see him and his friends kill him that all.

Already posted a video where I took no damage except it cut to a black screen because my sony vegas messed up somehow while rendering about 8 minutes in. It came back a few minutes later though. Didn't notice this until after I had uploaded it. Another person who has access to the KnightmareSK removed the video because they thought I was going to re-upload it fixed (but I had already deleted the first one before I saw this problem.
The reason I haven't bothered uploading one is because I have now soloed vanaduke 4+ times without taking damage on livestream.

I know this may be a bit out of date within the entire thread. But I thought - hey! Why not?
Looking at post #38 - you claim your guild is mature right? Lets see...
'20+ members online at all times and our guild is always full.'
That does not show your guild is mature, all it exemplifies is that you possess a bunch of addicts within your so-called 'Mature' guild.
'We have the oldest and strongest vanaduke team that has been doing vanaduke since october of last year when we were in full 2* gear.'
Again, but not with the same result. It shows your guild has skill! Not maturity!
'No need to bash my guild because you are upset about a little conflict on the forums, you clearly know nothing about Knightmare, it's members, and it's achievements.'
Er...that's also got nothing to do with maturity or anything else you've been blabbing on about. That's just you bragging. Pathetic.
And yes, I know that the thread is a 'bit' dead, but this guy deserves to know what most people think nowadays.
Well, no-one gives a damn whether you're the 'best player' or not. They're just bored of your endless bragging about so called 'skill' which is nothing more than your boring old swagger.
I'm in neither Guild nor Knightmare, and I'm not choosing any 'side'. I'm just requesting you to stop. It's pathetic. It's annoying. It's stupid. It's immature. It's pointless. Get my point? If not - just look it this.
#15 - 'They are jealous that I am a better player and cant help themselves.'
You just gave me a gazillion reasons to point out your immaturity.
Referring back to Biznasty's post. 'It's a game' 'We're just here to have fun'. Indeed, that's the whole point of Spiral Knights if you look closely.
Just a game. Yes Chris, Just a game. Get that into your head, before you go much too far.

Biznasty said quite a long time ago:
""a top player"? Not sure if such even exists, honestly. Skillful players do, sure. Magnus claims he's the best? Who cares, it's really mostly a general silly thing of his that everybody apparently falls for.
Now, seriously Chris. Let's put aaaaall this bullcrap apart; I'd like to make a single request out of you.
Stop constantly harassing me, my officers and my guild because of a simple silly thing you have with Magnus, and stop going so low and lying so much about all this ridiculous and stupid crap nobody really cares about just to make yourself and/or your guild look "better". If you got something with Magnus, really, just deal with him in private and stop getting everybody else involved in this, most specifically, our guilds.
I'm seriously tired of all this harassment you have been causing to us recently, and how you just love showing off, saying Knightmare is better than Guild, or whatever. There is no best guild, every guild is the best in its own way. A guild can't be skilled in itself; It can have skilled and experienced members. Etc, etc.
Don't even get me started with "the best player" thing.
This is a simple request. Stop involving our guilds and players in this, and going as low as to just do direct insults like that, and just chill out. This is just a game, and we're just having fun."
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it should have /thread there, no need to bring this back any more from the dead

aaaaanyway...
if you want a challenge Chris since I foresee this thread being revived again, how about a speed kill? :o this'd keep us busy and out of fighting, so far i think Exileddread had the fastest or something? I don't know you can check that video out bet you could find it...

Lol I wasn't really going for speed in that video. Vietcongcss has Blitz speedruns up but they're bugged runs. Fastest I've ever done solo was in the late 3 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkUrALD7rTQ
That's probably the only speedrun I'll ever upload and that's because it was originally for a competition that was held by Aecarus.
Anyway, nice videos Chris. Lockdown was fun to watch. I just recently started playing it last week and having a blast.

Just saying, if anyone was 'upset' upset that I may have resurrected the thread, you wouldn't have posted after. Simple logic. Yet if I have upset by doing that then I apologize :)

My face grows a big smile when i read subversions posts on page 2. */agree*
@Chris
How can you even compare yourself to Rits?

Lol this is funny this thread pops up now. This clears up something that happened earlier.
Today at FSC in the Totems Room:
A: "I hate this room"
Me: "It's alright, I hate the last one more"
A: "Everybody does"
B: "Not everybody, Chris can solo this"
Me: "Who the heck is Chris?"
A: "Chris? Wtf, did u mean Jesus Christ?"
B: "No, Chris, he's like the best player in SK"
Me: "Wtf are u talking about -.-"
This is true story.
I remembered this thread now and well, Chris too xD.

I dislike Chris and Magnus so I'm not biased when I say Chris won this from page 1.
another alt.