Ztype :WAHOOO!!! IM FREE!!! The gremlins freed me when they took over the high-security prison yesterday! Also, I've been appointed Second-In-Command, a target for you Spiral HQ, if you ever catch me! Anyway, I'm interviewing the team of gremlins who freed me. So, what makes you so feared, C****** O****? (sorry to protect ourselves we have to cover our names)

C*******: We may be small, but we are powerful. You see, its all about the axes. We prefer to use proper weapons, rather than the knights "swords", "guns" and "bombs"

Ztype: Ok, I see. Well if you don't recognise me, viewers, it is because I am now a Void Thwaker. Oh yeah, by the way Random Jockey, what do you mean by YTP?

It has just come in that Ztype was shot by an antigua.This has beenreported as a suiside*hides antigua* in other news- *studio door breaks down* NO BODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBERY!! Void-O-O rober-oh this isnt the auctin house...er...CYA!!! Void-... what just happened here?!

When this sentence is said on something, generally any type of social network, it means that something turned completely upside down in a ridiculous manner, just like how YTP's (YouTube Poops) represent the characters they include in ridiculous ways.
-gets pushed into SNN- Oh, yes, the news report, well uh... The scared gremlin order has now reported that Ztype had no Antigua and it was probably an asassination.
And the weather... (>:L) *whispers* what's the weather? *cameraman* beats me, it's always fake... *me* oh well, it will be slightly hotter than usual due to one of my SAT cards failing causing an alchemy machine to catch fire. I've already headed into solving the bug that caused this, and I'll install the new SAT tommorow.

Good afternoon, and welcome to SNN. This is Mightyputty with the latest headlines from the world of Cradle.

CE Prices have officially raised above 7000cr per 100 ce for the first time since scores of rockets suddenly crashed on April 2011. The general cosensus is negative, with knights seeing a reported decrease in playtime due to running on only mist energy. More and more knights have considered suicide as the only solution to leaving a world that they feel is crushing them from all sides. Gremlin scientists have researched on the effects of having low ce within a knight's system, noticing that knights experience depression due to a lack of mist energy travelling within their systems. The raise in ce prices has left the Clockwork faithful happy since knights are plundering less booty from their realm.

King Krogmo has stated concern for the lack of players in blast network. On a recent interview, Krogmo has stated that the release of Lockdown has become too successful, undermining the potential that Blast Network had. Throughout the past few months King Krogmo placed initiatives to garner more players to Blast Network Such initiatives include better bribing prizes, decreasing idle knights within a match, and starting blast network tournaments. All his actions have come to no avail as knights voiced their concerns of wall hits, clear misses, and bias against certain knights with a lower reputation.

Now for the weather. It seems that more and more knights are noticing a decrease in the temperature of FSC. Reports of freeze bomb debris have been seen throughout the citadel, lowering the fire concentration with it. On an interview with an anonymous knight, the cooler temperature was welcoming indeed as it "made FSC that much easier".

These are the latest headlines from SNN. Tune in next time for indepth coverage of the Auction House.

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