bland, without any
hidden admins inside
Of its succulent
Scrap Metal core
Which a gremlin
swapped for a
hot air balloon
Propelled by a
midget wearing bright
papaya flavored shoes
So he smashed
His teeth on
A wooden sled
Ignore this...
that crashed into
monks chanting prayers
and gave them
went the storyteller
The measles, but
they never got
Derrick Rose to
Doom-Xx and v
pose for pictures
The Victorian steamboat
Crashed into a
a tiny duckling
...And a giant...
Lord Vanaduke filled
with candy and
Cinnamon. But when
he exploded on
The jelly mice
They suddenly became
Giant Zombie Rats
That got eaten
By evil cat
Who regurgitated them
And grave It
on their owners'
Unusually large earlobe
and large toenails
Jammed with dirty
finger nails and
Mustard sauce. Suddenly,
the evil cat
Pounced on the
Unfortunate weasel, and
viciously tore his
Big fat stinky
Spleen out of
bland, without any