I jump into the portal as you throw the cookie in and manage to grab it. I throw it at the sun
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Tue, 07/09/2013 - 16:39
#2452
I jump into the portal as you
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 18:30
#2453
Oh I forgot... NEW PAGE!!!!
I use my extra long grabbing hook to catch cookie.
Then I Put it on my desk.
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 21:14
#2454
darn you all im the cookie thief
Use recon shield and stole the cookie when thowardz wasn't looking now its with me and I'm hidden somewhere in SK hint hint:its a place that you have to pay to get in.
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 04:27
#2455
<3 Ominous
I tell the guild what Oldberry has done to the cookie. Half the guild detains Oldberry in the hall, horribly abusing him, while the other half goes and retrieves the cookie for me. Once I have it in my hand, I place it on the table in front of Oldberry. I dare you to try that again.
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 14:24
#2456
A THREAD NEVER DIES!
And I swoop in out of no where and grab the cookie with my cyborg mecha arm! SURPRISE!!!
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 15:40
#2457
never!!!!!
Takes fang of vog out and burn everything around me and use my hail driver to freeze tedmes mecha arm and takes the cookie ( bacon I'm not in ominous anymore)
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:42
#2458
A THREAD NEVER DIES!
But then, I pull out the Great Sacred Treasure (Link: http://www.kidicaruswiki.org/Great_Sacred_Treasure ), and enter "Ultra Light Mode" And blast you off the face of this Universe into another Dimension!!!
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:43
#2459
Then...
If it isn't guessed... I take da cookie
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:53
#2460
mwahahahha
I dashed which made me invincible but u didn't see me so I took the cookie back
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 19:10
#2461
erm...
Did you read the link in "Ultralight mode?" It does say how incredibly quick it is... but.... *shrug* Whelp, following my dimensional joke, I open up the Chaos Vortex (Link: http://www.kidicaruswiki.org/Chaos_Vortex ), sending you into the dimension of the Chaos Kin. As it totally rips out your spleen, I steal the cookie, run out side, and let the entrance close behind me. Bye!
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 19:26
#2462
meh
I teleport back and stabbed you in the back with a btb and while you were dead I fed you to lava and took the cookie :D BTW you broke the rules not alternative dimensions
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 20:14
#2463
really? Pshhh, who needs rules?
Then My alt runs up, and grabs his BTB, and stabs you, stealing the cookie. And yes, my alt (Hcone) has a BTB
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 20:20
#2464
PEEKABO!
I emerge from cloak (as i am currently carrying an experimental spiral active camo module), stab you in the back with a "your eternal reward" (i traded for it over steam for a shockburst brandish); causing instant death (and also allowing me to appear as a skolver clone and so indistingushable from about 1/2 of the people here), and I take the cookie
Following this, i have my army of F2P Skolver clones blockade the doors; and post an AT thread that causes fellar to overload the central power grid. Thus preventing any physical attacks or digital ones. You cannot deny the validity of these countermeasures.
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 20:24
#2465
A THREAD NEVER DIES!
However, I do. I'm pooped.
Who wants to actually try!
Hello, I'm the Doctor.....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/medialibrary/images/main-promo/s4_00_wal_...
He steals the cookie with his TARDIS and gives it to me. And yes, it is Tenant, not Matt Smith
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 21:16
#2466
I RETALIATE WITH MY OWN REFERENCE!
...But during transfer, i apply speedhacks and proceed to run past and take it mid-transfer betwen you and the Doctor, while also damaging the Tardis's wiring, destroying it's ability to further see use until repaired. Additionally, i leave the following note in it's place (you get to figure the rest out):
Oh, and in case you did not get it, i now have the cookie. Guarded and in my possession. Additional note: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, then you really don't deserve the cookie anyway; but check out the enclosed (in a chest hidden in the shadow lair sanctuary) instruction book.
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 23:48
#2467
A THREAD NEVER DIES!
pssh, I bake another cookie. Eat said cookie. I got a cookie, you got a cookie.... got milk?
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 07:04
#2468
i got milk
Takes out milk now which one shall we eat?
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 09:48
#2469
A THREAD NEVER DIES!
Oh yeah.... cause Destroyer still has the cookie, and I ate mine. Whelp.
*Steals the cookie at night with no add on, vehicle, nothing*
Ah, yes. Good old fashion thieving.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 11:58
#2470
trolololol
While you were walking home I bumped into you and snatched your cookie while you were trying to stand up
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 14:03
#2471
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooo Mah cookie!!!!!! D':
Fine.... fair and square, got it whiole i wasn't on.
Now, i must regain my delectable treat.
I order an airstrike on your household. Luckily, you kept the cookie in a blast-resistant box; as such, i dig it up from the rubble and take the cookie.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 14:56
#2472
becomes a ninja
I become a ninja and slit you throat with my silent night blade and take the cookie
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 15:31
#2473
I become a
I become a hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm knight and i slash you in piece whit my Levihatab Blade and take the cookies than i give it back to Lamno...hermn i said Lord-Bacon-Eater cause this game is hum not the same thing i knowed.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 15:57
#2474
SUDDENLY:
Christian Brutal Sniper appears and decides to see how much blood is in you. I take advantage of this and, while he is not looking and you are being maimed, take the cookie. I now guard it in the federal reserve money vault, still waiting to eat it until such time should come that it is appropriate. Now if you break in, you become a government enemy even if you survive.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:17
#2475
I kill him with my Gran Faust
I kill him with my Gran Faust and run away and crash on mercury
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 03:31
#2476
I knock out Magolor and slap
I knock out Magolor and slap doom-xx with him until he wakes up and sends doom-xx to another dimension while i prance away :3
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 05:06
#2477
I duct tape everyone to the
I duct tape everyone to the wall and take my cookie. I stand in front of you licking the cookie.
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 07:47
#2478
.
I'd mash your face into the wall with my hammer with the spikey end, then take the cookie and stamp on it!
>:D
-Potato
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 13:08
#2479
A THREAD NEVER DIES!
I time travel back, steal the cookie I baked from myself, changing all of time and space, and leaving you guys not doing anything, while I'm about 20,000 years in the future, slowly eating my cookie.
Ah, I love my Vortex Manipulater....
Another Doctor Who reference, btw.
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 18:01
#2480
What's up, Doc?
My time-travelling Delorean nails your time travel vehicle. In the ensuing mayhem, I reach out the window, grab the cookie.
But left without my trusty Delorean, I begin my descent through space with a jetpack.
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 18:27
#2481
Your jetpack wasnt working because I just Sudacharged you in the neck. I take the cookie and run away.
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 23:04
#2482
erm...
a vortex manipulater is a glove device that allows for single person time travel and.... shrug, anyways, I pull out my Dragoon (Kirby reference) and fly through you, stealing the cookie on the way through. I give it to my favorite Nintendo character.... you have to guess who, but I'll give you two hints....
1. He only has four games he's been in, including Super Smash Bros. Brawl. and he will be in Super Smash Bros. For Wii U and For 3DS.
2. He has wings, but can not actually fly.
If no one gets this, I'm going to go bury myself in a hole.....
There, I threw in an extra hint... please someone get this...
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 01:38
#2483
Meta knight right ^^^^^^
Is it Meta knight or Pit?
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 09:59
#2484
It's Pit.
Discuises (how ever you spell it) himself as Mario, walks up to pit, punches him in the face and finishes him off with a dead fish and snatches da cookie
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 14:45
#2485
Curses!
of course, I did make it incredibly obvious....
Anyways, I ride on the Flash's back (as in, the DC hero) and steal the cookie in passing.... I then leave Chuck Norris guarding the door to my giant fortress. Anyone going to even try against that?
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 20:12
#2486
Heck no! Fortunately your Dragoon broke into three pieces but you kept one of them. I sneak past Chuck Norris whilst he beats Doom-Xx to a pulp and challenge you to a fight for the last Dragoon part.
Wed, 07/17/2013 - 08:53
#2487
I convince Chuck Norris to be
I convince Chuck Norris to be my loyal minion forever and he beats ya all up. He now guards me 24/7 and no one can convince him. I throw the cookie into ***** ** ******* 2
Wed, 07/17/2013 - 10:44
#2488
Back in time..
I went back in time and became friends with Bruce Lee and brought him to defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris losses again like in the movie Return of the Dragon a second time~ XP I have the cookie now..
/thinks, "The cookie is all mine!"
/gently rubs the cookie. My precious...
[Nice to be around for a forum once in a while and say a warm greeting to all my friends~ I miss ya guys.. BTW, my email is leslinace@gmail.com. I forgot to tell this to everyone before I left. I have so much to tell you guys! I am pretty sure most of you can recognize of who I am talking to. XP Untill we meet again..~ /hug]
Wed, 07/17/2013 - 11:32
#2489
ya still don't have cookie.
ya still don't have cookie. here's another clue: Its in Anc**** ***** in ***** ** ******* 2
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 16:32
#2490
I need something more.
Appear.............again.
Read the last post.
Say ''Hum i think i will need more than one hammer to act now.I know !!!''
Take out another hammer.
Say ''Now im ready !!!''
Thu, 07/18/2013 - 20:07
#2491
/takes out WRH
/beats up Popoixd
/goes to these ancient ruins Doom-Xx is talking about
/leaves with cookie
/cookie get!
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 13:18
#2492
/digs for the cookie
/finds
/digs for the cookie
/finds bones
/gives the bones to my dog
/digs more
/finds a mummy
/uses mummy's rags to wipe the sweat from my forehead.
/digs more
COOKIE!!! I found the cookie.
/trips over the mummy running away with mha cookie.
/cookie flies through the air.
NO!!!!
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 13:41
#2493
I'm Back!!!
and a strange figure in the distance catches the cookie, then sends Ike in with Aether (from Fire Emblem), Mario (I think everyone knows him...), and Sonic the Hedgehog to pown. You. All. While I sit back, and enjoy a cookie... Om Nom nom nom.....
Fri, 07/19/2013 - 19:38
#2494
You guys forgot that I still have the cookie.
Sat, 07/20/2013 - 07:48
#2495
^ Pfft
Luckily... Tedme didn't ate the cookie. I snatch it before he does.
I run and kick Usevnsevnsixfivfor. Because he lying that he have cookie.
I thrown The cookie into the Big angry bomb trap.
Whoever dare to get the cookie will got blow up to the sky!
Sat, 07/20/2013 - 13:28
#2496
what did I miss?
gets portal gun
puts portal under cookie
puts portal above me
grabs cookie
replaces cake in portal with cookie
Sat, 07/20/2013 - 16:41
#2497
Several BABs also went through your portal and blew up your face and the cookie which launched off to the Isle of the Ancients right before several Subspace Bombs detonate. The bombs detonate so if you want the cookie you will have to go into the Subspace and defeat Tabuu. Oh and you were launched to Asia in a pile of durians not even close to the Smash world.
Sat, 07/20/2013 - 17:47
#2498
well I am
I go in and defeat
well I am
I go in and defeat Tabuu, and I then go to animal crossing where I hide the cookie in a villager's house in a feild of villiger houses so you will never find the cookie (HINT: their catchprase is kerPOW) you have to guess which villager it is then you get the cookie
Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:39
#2499
I re-team up with PPPPP and
I re-team up with PPPPP and make Yiazmat (AKA boss with 5000000000000 HP and takes 5 hrs to kill) guard us
Sun, 07/21/2013 - 09:37
#2500
new page
I make dungeon guardian who has 9999 health, takes only 1 damage per hit, and instant kills anything to guard us
but we don't even has cookie
After giygas is dead ( BTW I love the mother series) I use the cookie detector and found the cookie and then threw it inside a portal which teleports it to where the alpha squad is.