I.... am..... so...... very..... confused......
I beat the one who has the real cookie with a dead goat.
Then I steal the cookie and hide in another secret location so secret you all can't find me!
Nyahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!
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![Green-Neko's picture Green-Neko's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-clerk.png)
![Popoixd's picture Popoixd's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_fan3.png)
To everyone:PLEASE STOP MAKING OTHER PERSON FAIL.When someone do something to you ITS HAPPEN.If it kill you you revive,if it destroy your arm you get a robotic one,etc.Thats why the game have pratyclly died ok and pleeeeeease respect rule.Stop playing on the word: i rage into a tortodrone (which was caused by a scientific experament and is therefore not a superpower). Okay seriously.
Ho and cannot being sniped or attacked is a superpower so the cookies return to lamnoone.
![Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-sam2.png)
Because Doom-Xx is confused, I beat up Iamnoone with my Combuster. Now I has cookie. Does that clear it?
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
Yeah
I beat you up with my ipad and take the cookie
![Iamnoone's picture Iamnoone's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-liz1.png)
While the two of you fight, I get a long rope and tie a cookie magnet to the end. I use my hot-air balloon and lower myself over you, getting close enough to score the cookie. I hoist it up and off we fly, into the sunset.
![Dementia-Praecox's picture Dementia-Praecox's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-hood0.png)
I shoot Iamnoone and his balloon down with a high-caliber sniper rifle, watch them fall down, trot over, and take the cookie.
![Peinewood's picture Peinewood's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-torta.png)
I make cookies for EVERYONE! But when you try to come and take them, I eat them all and take teh cookie from Dementia-Praecox after beating him with a dead sardine (stings, doesnt it?)
I covered myself(well this plan looks stupid but oh well) with skunk "special" parfume make you fainted and stole the cookie. Watch out i'm stinky.
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
I Successfully Stole The cookie In secret way....(Can't tell Ya!)
I hide the cookie in safe With a password *********
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I hack this iPad with special mods and I use the cookie detector app and find the cookie. I use the laser app and crack the safe and get away
I calmly trip you, then I say,"oh I'm terribly sorry for that." Then I take the cookie (you don't notice), and I tell you to have a good day. Then I quickly walk away.
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I notice the cookie is gone and I hunt you down and blast electricity from my iPad knocking you unconscious and I take the cookie
I snipe you with a laser sniper, run up, and steal the cookie.
Then I stare at the little hole in your body.
Hmmm.
So that's how this thing works.
Nice test run :D
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I bandaid the hole.
You try to shoot me again but I reflect with my iPad and you get shot in the pocket causing the cookie to fall out
I take the cookie and activate muscle stimulators (With my hacked iPad) and jump to the moon
My grappling hook hooks to your leg and as we land I'm flying behind you really fast and I slam my fist into your face.
Steals cookie. Gives it to a dragon.
/sleep
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I kill Dragon
Takes cookie
The end need I say more
/e kicks doom-Xx
I take cookie.
/sleep on cookie
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
Sneaks on lord and takes cookie
Throws iPad at him giving him a nasty bump and it comes back to me like a boomerang
![Popoixd's picture Popoixd's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_fan3.png)
/KILL DOOM-XX AND LORD-OF-DRAGOS WHIT A ...............................................DEAD FISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/TAKE COOKIES
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I turn my Ipad into Gauntlet mode and spikes come out of the front and i punch you with it and I take the cookie and I get away
![Waffleconecake's picture Waffleconecake's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-skel1.png)
-taps doom's shoulder from behind-
-doom terns around to see a anthro greaver right before s/he rescives a swift punch to the jaw.-
- picks up cookie off dazed/confused doom-
-dances-
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
I Hit Waffleconecake With Final Frouish
I take the cookie and say "Hey anybody want a free cookie?"
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I say yeah, and you give cookie and I hold my iPad up generating a force field
![Popoixd's picture Popoixd's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_fan3.png)
I use my ipod app:Ungenerate force field and and i hit you whit a dead fish and take the cookies and give it to an angry tortodrone.
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
A DA comes out of my iPad and I slice the Tortodrone and take cookie
![Popoixd's picture Popoixd's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_fan3.png)
Then i revive the Tortodrone and he crush you.
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I revive and send a gale force wind from my iPad that causes the tortodrone to stagger but then he trips over the ledge and falls into FSC
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
You can't. It's my signature weapon. You try to destroy it but you get shocked.
I whack you with it causing you to land in D27 Devilish Drudgery
/e snipes Doom-Xx
/e takes cookie
/e gives cookie to Popoixd
HEY! EVERYONE KILL THIS GUY!
HE HAS IT!!!!!!!!
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
I hit Popoixd With A Mac
He Dizzy
Then I stole cookie from him
And Thrown It To The Next poster
"Catch It And Run"
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
I changed My mind Because He didn't give me anything
I Hit Doom-Xx With my Gluey Sword
And Take The cookie
![Popoixd's picture Popoixd's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_fan3.png)
Then i it you whit a dead fish and I give the cookies to lamnoone.
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
I snatch cookie From lamnoone With Grabbing Hook
I hide Cookie In The Dog Fur
![Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-sam2.png)
I then gave the dog some steak so that it would join me.
The dog joined your party!
Ability: A Primer.
Press X to make the dog bite. The dog's bite can even activate switches!
The dog can use Bite and Charging Tackle in battle.
Change the dog's name to: Wilson
I'll do my best to make sure Wilson isn't OP.
I command Wilson to use Charging Tackle on Doom-Xx, which hits and deals 3 damage.
![Popoixd's picture Popoixd's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_fan3.png)
I use my megablastercannon and blow up wilson. I then turn around and blast Usevnsevnsixfivfor. I take the cookie.
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I blast Popo with a Polaris shot fired from my iPad. I fire many more shots knocking Popo out and I take the cookie
![Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-sam2.png)
Wilson uses Bite and then I use Ground Pound. Popoixd then flees and gives me the cookie. I then use Hammer Throw on Doom-Xx's iPad to debuff its attack.
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
Oh wait,I haven't tell you What is my wolver name.It's name Is "Wolfy"
Wolfy Attack!
*Wolfy make Wilson Busy*
Now I use grabbing Hook To grab cookie From your hand.
Wolfy Come BacK!
We run to the supermarket To Eat some Burger and Fried Chicken.
![Green-Neko's picture Green-Neko's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-clerk.png)
I steal your burger and fried chicken and then eat them.
I then whip you with a dead squid.
I steal the cookie.
I run and run until you guys can't reach me.
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
When You stop.I run after you
Then I successful use my grabbing hook to snacth Cookie From his hand
Hide Cookie in um.... I FORGOT!
![Iamnoone's picture Iamnoone's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-liz1.png)
/does a nudy dance
While everyone is in shock and awe...
/grabs the cookie and runs like *#&%
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I shoot iamnoone with polaris shots from ipad and steal cookie
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
I Thrown Big Butter At Doom-Xx make Him Stop.
I walk toward him and take the cookie.Before I walk away I said "Hey! That Butter Will gone If someone Eat it all!"
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I melt the butter, and ride on iPad as hover craft and swoop and take cookie and fly away
![Thowardz's picture Thowardz's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat2.png)
I snipe Your Ipad Then You started To falling down
You drop cookie
I snatch It whit my grabbing Hook
I give it to Wolfy
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MARIO CRAP.
THIS IS NOT MARIO.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT (within a limit)
I
Shot
You.