I sneak behind cupcake and take the cookie

I run to a random place in the Arcade, take out a card, shove it in the ground and an elevator comes up. I go in. It's a secret clockworks level still on Cradle but it is secret and only I can access it and all the monsters are OP inside and ur armor is mysteriously debuffed (xpt for one). 100000000CE per floor unless ya got special pass. All the monsters are under my command, and their AI was stolen from many of the best games ever.

I hide it on the last floor

U have to start at depth 1

I get a crowbar and use it to get the crows the bar is made of to open the core

I get on a rocket to go to anouther planet called *******

my army is COMPLETE, now what should I do with them, I know!

rides on destroyer into core, passes Use and grabs cookie, makes destroyer fire lazors at use, he/she gets pelted with lazor, I make a evil laugh

gos to dungeon and throws cookie deep down it, (it's at the bottem) makes skeletron invincible, now no one can get the cookie, because if you go down there, you will be destroyed by the dungeon gaurdian who instant kills everything and anything, has 9999 health and hit on it deals 1 damage, critical deals 2, even if you defeat it, anouther one will come at you when you go in

so your going to have to get the cookie, without going in the dungeon

I kick u down whatever your climbing up and you throw the cookie up in surprise. I use my bug net to catch it.

I slowly start nibbling on it when...

I accidentally Doom-Xx and I grab the cookie.

I poop on Use and take the cookie

I slap U77654 with dead fish
Then I take cookie and thrown it off cliff

You are about to fall into a volcano. You attempt to release your parachute but you realized that you made the parachute out of synthetics so you can't break or rip it. You try to shake away, but you almost forgot that the parachute super-glues the user once put on. You die a slow fall into the volcano. You and the cookie burned up. Someone must make another cookie.

I take it back, go to the secret dungeon and make mod so its unhackable and elevator passes will break when used there

Only a secret elevator pass can let you go in (and I have it, and you'll never know where it is, it's hidden in the a place in my favorite iPad game)

And I hide the cookie at D29, and its locked in a secret room in 213912380912389012 safes, which are made of titanium alloy, and when you break the last one a drone inside it grabs the cookie and ultraglues it to the ground

Monsters are OP like I said

And anyone who comes in will receive a mysterious de-buff (except one armor in particular, which gets a boost, but only if that one has a freeze UV. It's not fallen set btw)

Actually, you go into Clash of Clans but suddenly a dragon comes out of the Clan Castle and burns you to ashes

but lets just say ya got the pass

uhh, ya can't experiment, btw, once ya go in there is no arsenal station. Also once ya go in the pass gets teleported to a different location, and you realize the dungeon is making you hallucinate and then when you wake up you realize all ur bones are broken and you are lying in the Arcade injured

Now you'll have to find out my 2nd favourite iPad game. (clue, It's not just for iPad, it was originally made for PC)

no rules broken lol

i found 9001 loopholes

congrats on saying something right Popoixd, for doing that, you get a cake

gives cake

runs away

cake goes boom

Pop goes unconscious

takes box from Pop

runs away

I call GM and tell him to ban popo for hacking and popo gets banned. The GM returns the cookie and I take it back into the secret dungeon where I put the pass somewhere else after. The place to activate the portal has also been moved to a heavily guarded fortress. I put the maximum security hack guard on the dungeon and if anyone enters with a pre hacked character all of their items are lost instantly (even Proto gear).

Inside the monsters have wayyyy to much health and they have AI that lets them even dodge sword slashes. Also all gear is weakened except for one set in particular...

Also there are invulnerable battle sprites that try to hunt you down. And I lie at the bottom with an armor that's indestructible and I have the third troika and ban stick. And if you get pass me there is a drone attached to the cookie and it teleports it away to *******

PS if you somehow manage to get pass fortress defenses then you'll have to figure out this question: What level TH(town hall) level am I in clash of clans??? Ya have to go to clash of clans forums to find out TrollololololLol.

Hahahahaha loophole exploits lololololol. I will only stop if iamnoone tells me to (I mean lord-bacon-eater)

nope

Actually, when you go to the fortress, All the cannons start to screw you. When you finally manage to destroy them you have barely any health left. Then the same dragon comes outta the clan castle and screws you

And there are 800 Battle sprites down there and all monsters are now invulnerable to all status conditions. Also since ur not wearing the armor that gets buffed, you get pwned in 1 hit after a landmine detonates. There are also hidden landmines that detonate without warning when you step on them.

Also there are many indestructible defenses down there and also dungeon guardians that chase after you and screw you (PS they're immortal). And the only way to even stand a chance against me is to figure out the armor (none of you tried lol)

Oh, and monsters now know where bombs are and they try to avoid the bombs you plant

Also, the drone teleports the cookie the SECOND the gate starts to open.

Still have cookie dude

And if ya wanna pass this time, you have to guess who I sent the hat to when I was trying to hide it from Pipipipipi (yeah, I had a Stranger hat and we were fooling around and I mailed to some one else. Ask Pipipipipi via in game mail for it lol)

If ur thinking about how I get away with this, It's cuz:

I have no superpowers, I'm just immortal
The dungeon is still on Cradle.
No fake cookies
He didn't say no armies
The armor I have is an armor is SK
He didn't say ya couldn't own a dungeon

And of course, I'm exploiting every loophole there is trololololololol

Doom-Xx...
I have no superpowers, I'm just immortal
Immortal Is Super power!
This can prove me true

I drive my car then I found Boodo.
I use my pokeball to catch the cookie
*thrown pokeball of the car*
Aw....
Boodo got caught instead
So I snatch cookie before Boodo breakout the ball

I walk up to popoixd, punch him in da face which get's him stunned and I stole the cookie by removing the flag and i just walk away.

To get the cookie, you have to figure out what guild i'm in! Hint: It starts with a B.

You used a nuke and broke the rules lololololol

I kick lord bacon eater and take the cookie

Takes the cookie and starts to dump on his fainted body...

After I waking up...
I hit Oldberry with my keyboard. then he knocked out...
Then I use cookie detector.
And found COOKIE!
*thrown cookie into a pack of wolver*

Double post

Giygas has a big weakness, and if you're able to use PSI, you must (instant dead)

OH REALLY...

Hops on a Wolfen to Distract Giygas while Paula Prays to defeat him.

And the cookie is STILL in Doom-Xx hands.. Whoops.