I ban you for banning me while im in heaven
The ban game.
I ban you for not taking me to heaven with you.
I ban you if we aren't still there.
I ban you, because I have a nuclear warhead of mass destruction.
< strong (because i can) > banned every one in Spiral Knights (because i can)
I ban you for banning someone who banned me. Didn't feel like going further. that's later...
I ban you for banning me, who banned someone, who banned me, who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone,who banned someone, who banned me, who banned someone else, who banned someone else, who banned someone else, who banned me. I banned someone else, who banned someone who banned someone, who banned someone, who banned someone, who banned someone, who banned someone, who banned someone, who banned someone, who banned someone, who banned me. Happy?
I ban you for making me count how many "who banned me"s in warriorrogues post.
I ban you for counting the "who banned me"s in warriorrogue's post.
I ban you because no-one wants me to do that again.
I ban you so everyone will forget you. Then I can lock you in a closet and abuse you and know one will care.
I ban you for not joining me in the kidnapping and abuse.
I ban you because my neighbors are up all night spamming fireworks earrape.
I ban you...
Problem?
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I'm gonna have to ban myself for no reason whatsoever. also want to ban my mum and dad for no reason at all other than just because i feel like it
I ban you for not writing excalibur fast enough.
I ban you for my New Year's resolution.
I ban you for having a very annoying username.
I ban you because your user name would be much funnier if it was Falleninpoop.
Alertninja bans Canned-Bread because canned bread is a dumb idea.
Canned-Bread bans Alertninja because Squidward says otherwise
I ban you because yop are a jellyfish fisher.
You are banned because you are so therefore it must be.
i banned u for coming back to the forums after u got BAN!
I ban you for being a boring person.
I ban you for banning that typically boring person you are speaking of. BAN THOU!
I ban you because EW GET AWAY FROM ME
I ban you for making me die in boredom.
I ban you for not being a zombie, superhero or something special and being able to die.
I ban you because my attempt to apply the cursed kat skin to regular kats was screwed up by paint. Also because special skins are creepy and now every T1 gremlin i see is one of the walking dead.
Also I fight emberlight menders
I ban you for dying while laughing.