I ban you for your horrible grammar, your use of a proto sword, and your use of an incredibly large number. Also, because you did not state a reason why you banned him/her.
The ban game.
I ban you for stating why you banned Torax. (An fr yoozing teh ryte speligz an gramorzzzzx111one11!111eleven111!!one!!!1111!!)
I ban you for your crimes against the English language.
I ban you for having an Ironclaw Mender avatar with a red background. Everybody knows that blue goes better with Gremlin skin tones!
^Banned for being the Fashion Police! D=<
I ban you for.....uh....you know, I really don't know. I just feel like banning you.
i ban you because you felt like banning someone :C
I ban Fallconn before he comes back in and has to ban himself.
Iamnoone has been banned for being no one, yet someone, thus breaking the laws of everything (and nothing).
Julianese is banned for understanding how every rule, law, social expectation and etiquette can be violated and no one did it. :D
I ban you for mentioning SOPA! ....and I think there's a rule against political discussion.
Opheicus had been banned for being legalistic.
Hmmmm, not gonna be evil
I ban Julianese for not coming up for a post title
I can guess what the next ban will be. :P
Banned for thinking that you can predict the future.
I ban Gzilla for biting my style.
I ban you for me not understanding what you just said
I ban you for lying about being a ninja then ban myself so the person behind me can't thus ruining everyone behind me's post!
I BAN YOU because your a noob and your proud
I ban you both for banning each other in a row 6 times
I ban you for banning the one who would ban and stop wars.
Breaks the ban. Gives a flying kick to chuckyboy. Then bans you for needing help to swing the hammer.
I ban you for beating up Chuck Norris and also double ban fallconn for needing help from Chuck Norris for a ban
You are banned for being a party pooper and trying to end the game.
you are banned for calling me a party pooper....thread ended
I ban you for riding a rainbow across the ocean (yes i'm mentioning the other thread!)
i ban you for not being creative making a reason to ban me
what is this i don't even.....you are banned because i can't understand you
You're banned for not having a dictionary.
I ban you guys for making me say Derrrrp in the subject line.
I ban you for knowing about a giant atomic nuclear fire spewing lizard!
Ooh! I get to ban another person for hypocrisy! (You seem to have known what he was talking about, thus violating your own reason for banning)
Anywho, banned for hypocrisy! (Again)
You forgot to click the keep ban on button before you went to sleep, so I banned you from playing SK for 16 years.
Have fun.
BUT i have a backup account so I ban you then ban myself and press the keep ban on button so hahahahaha!
I ban you for multi-accounting and block you from ever coming back.
i KO you using the proto sword (shame on you) and then ban you for 9999999999 years