@Pow: Is there something you want from us? I'm sure we can sort this out somehow.
I wish Eurydice was here...
Everyone needs to read forum rules so no one loses their sanity on this thread: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/30933
A fanfic i made. (prequel to the battle for haven)
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 01:37
#102
Just came back
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 01:38
#103
It's NOOBSLAYA ARMOUR!
It's NOOBSLAYA ARMOUR!
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 01:40
#104
I shoot one-hit-kill lasers
I shoot one-hit-kill lasers at everyone in JANEF. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAYHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 01:43
#105
Now get pow'd. I POW ALL OF
Now get pow'd. I POW ALL OF YOU WITH MY CANNON ON MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 02:33
#106
Black rock shooter will fight for justice! no one can beat her
Well I guess someone just let their sanity go esle where.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:21
#107
stop
STOP FIGHTING
OR HEROBRINE
WILL GET YOU
Okay <
NEVER!! X
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:53
#108
*stabs Phantom in the stomach
*stabs Phantom in the stomach with an energy sword* The energy from my sword is bad for knights.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 09:28
#109
.... Im tired of you, Pow
@Pow: DONT MAKE ME GO SEERUS ON YOUZ! Y U SO SEERUZ, POW! Get off my thread if you re gonna keep spamming. If you dont stop, i will report you to the devs/GM's, and they will unleash the WARMASTAH BANHAMMAH ON YOU. SO STOP SPAMMING. JERK.
IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU. LIKE I SAID, IF U KEEP SPAMMING, I WILL KILL OFF YOUR CHARACTER
@ everyone: Sry guys cant do any chapters for a while but i will post the links to chapters 7-10 once i have time. Ok, seeya!
Kaijuhunter, out.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 09:39
#110
Pow takes off the vita
Pow takes off the vita deluxe, solid cobalt helm AND proto set and reveals his true impenetrable armour and a ship lands near Haven containing Pow's real troops!
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 10:58
#111
>.>
SOmebody BAN, dun't make me get out my Banhammer! D:<
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:32
#112
[Insert Title Here] @ariasky
hurrah for anime!
We need a giant mecha to fight other giant mechas. It's only fair.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 13:06
#113
@Kaijuhunter
i would like to joine JANEF and also*use ma powers of time travel i set exploses right ware Powpowpowpowpowpow's troops land detanateing them on inpact!*(yay i coined the term troll punk and now im populer!)
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 16:58
#114
I am VERY SERIOUS
EVERYONE BETTER STOP OR I GET EVERY GAME MASTER IN HERE AND BAN EVERYONE FOR FIGHTING. YOU ARE CLEARLY BREAKING THE FOURM RULES. I AM DEAD SERIOUS AND ALL OF YOU WILL BE BANNED IF YOU DO NOT STOP. I WILL EVEN GET NICK. AND YOU WILL HAVE NO SK ACCOUNT.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 17:03
#115
I even have the rules RIGHT HERE. From Eurydice's post.
This is the DO NOT section.
DO NOT:
•Post personal attacks, or anything intended to insult or belittle another person (this includes both players AND staff members).
•Use foul, abusive, or offensive language. If a swear word is filtered in-game in Spiral Knights, do not use it on the Spiral Knights forums.
•Post spam or other nonsense that disrupts the forum's formatting, functionality, or usability, including quote pyramids or "bump" posts.
•Re-create threads that have been Graveyarded, locked, or unpublished.
•Post other people’s personal or private information. This includes posting screenshots of in-game mail, chat, or other private communications without the permission of the other participants.
•Post exploits, spoilers, or other sensitive information about the game. If you find an exploit, notify us via the Support Email form.
•Use the forum to protest a support action, such as a ban. Use the Support Email form to report disputes regarding staff actions so that your issue can be escalated quickly and appropriately.
•Use images as signatures. This includes images manually pasted into your posts in order to look like a signature.
•Impersonate other players, or impersonate Three Rings staff members.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 17:05
#116
^
Have you even READ the rules?
EDIT: I stand corrected...
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 17:08
#117
Kaju, for the sake of this thread
ICE THIS FOOL!!
Kill off his char.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 04:27
#118
BNZZARGHTLNF (my troops
BNZZARGHTLNF (my troops survive)
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 04:44
#119
fdsfgghsf
@phantom
•Post spam or other nonsense that disrupts the forum's formatting, functionality, or usability, including quote pyramids or "bump" posts.
- Post spam or other nonsense
/looks pointedly at powtherobloxiannaziwhocantwriteworthcrap
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 07:08
#120
@Phantomhamachi
Phantomhamachi i serten we would all obay the rules asoming you get Powpowpowpowpowpow baned (also ive ben meaning to ask this how do you ad/cange a pic on the forms?)
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 07:14
#121
OK THAT IS IT! EVERYONE, STOP
OK THAT IS IT! EVERYONE, STOP FIGHTING OR I WILL GET A DEV TO BANHAMMAH YOU ALL! STOP FIGHTING ON MY THREAD!
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 07:19
#122
@Kaijuhunter
Just get an admin. Stop threatening everyone, and just get an admin. It won't stop, we all know it won't. Delete ALL comments if you have to (you might wanna back up your chapters first by copy-pasting them into Notepad or something), just do something. Please.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 20:10
#123
Chapter 11
Chapter 11: A Death in the Night
Pow stared in fear at the oncoming shadows and shivered. Out of the shadows came a lone Knight. He wore a Seraphic helm and
Sunset Duster. His red eyes gleamed, the look of a madman evident in them. Pow gulped. He quickly took out his Calibur and
Defender.
Pow shouldn't have had his weapons out in Haven. In fact, he shouldn't even be outside at this hour. The lone knight
dragged a Silent Nightblade along the ground and had a Sentenza in his hand. He disappeared into the darkness and reappeared
behind Pow. He kicked him to the ground and slammed the butt of his sword into Pow's skull. Then he delivered a coup de grace blow
into Pow's brain with his gun. He smiled grimly. Pow was dead. Kodokuna quickly took Pow's gear off and stole all his items. He nabbed all of Pow's money and walked away. Koda strolled away, ready to collect the bounty from his assassination mission.
He turned around and shot Pow in the chest, just to make sure his target was dead.
Then... He faded into the shadows.
_______________
Done. I tried ti have an air of suspense and death in this chapter. Hope you liked it.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 20:30
#124
[Insert Title Here]
the prodigal annoyance is dead~! REJOICE! 'Tis a time for a feast! We shall roast a wolver on a spit and do such tribal dances the likes of which have not been danced before!
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 02:48
#125
Pow then revived with a
Pow then revived with a powerful energy blast killing all of his enemies nearby. Then he shouted across all of Cradle, reading "Treat me well, have an ally. Treat me bad, have an unstoppable enemy." Then he just unsheaths an energy sword and fight all who stand in his path. He wins against all of the knights there.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 02:52
#126
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I teleport behind Kodo and stab him in the back with my energy sword)
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 02:55
#127
And his real armour
And his real armour illuminates with a godly glow. He ordered all his unstoppable troops and got them to kill Pow's new enemy. Pow, once his job was done, then got back into his ship, The Swift Hawk, and flew back to his homeworld, Cutus. He killed all knights going in.
(You pronounce Cutus cute-us)
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 02:57
#128
I then send a fleet of
I then send a fleet of Noobslayer ships, X-202s, and the knights there get wiped out completely. The end. Of you all.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:25
#129
HAHAHHAHAHA!
HAHAHHAHAHA!
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:27
#130
And, Pow is very brave. He
And, Pow is very brave. He always fights his enemies. I made a fanfic showing how much Pow feels about the Knights overtime.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:29
#131
Seeyaz
Sry guys gtg to school now. Be back in a few hours. Im going topost more links to the chapters later.
Ill also hopefully make a POW WALL OF MY OWN. and make the new chapters.
Posting links to chapters 7-12 soon.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:30
#132
Also, I revived and killed
Also, I revived and killed Kodo. (Yes, I do have infinite energy)
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 08:36
#133
WOOT
YAY Pow died!! Lets all rejoice!! :D
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 13:58
#134
@Powpowpowpowpowpow
POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW YOU SHAL NOT POST!!!
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 17:35
#135
Whatever, Pow
@Pow: yeah, well too bad. I, Sawada Seinaru Tsunayoshi, banish you from this thread. Return to your hellish lair, demon, or i shall smight you with my awesome sword of awesomeness. Also, i will get RAWRKAKES (yes, THE Rawrkakes) to assist me in my quest to destroy you. Cretin.
Btw, Pow, your charcter is no longer in the story. And you cant stop me. Spam this thread again and i will report you in game to the GMs. STOP HAVING GOD MOD CHARACTERS. I HATE THEM ALL, YEESH.
cant post chapter 12 for a while. Pk, gtg guys, cya later.
Kaijuhunter, out.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 17:58
#136
Screw it
I'll just send the email because Pow^6 has already done enough damage.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:36
#137
[Insert Title Here]
OH GOD KILL HIM WITH FIRE THE MULTIPLE POSTS THE GODMODE CHARACTERS IT ALL BURNS WITH HORRIFYINGLY TERRIBLE QUALITY AUGH MY EYES
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:45
#138
Chapter 12
Chapter 12: The First Strike of the Void
spat onto the ground. His employer handed a briefcase over to him. Koda inspected the case and peeked inside. "Twenty, thirty, forty... Fifty. Good. All of my money is here." The employer nodded. "You done good, my boy. Now, go buy something nice." Koda smiled coldly. The employer nodded and said "Must be hard on you, kiddo, having your parents killed by those demons..." Koda started and walked away. Without turning around, he drew his Sentenza. He whispered softly. "Say that again, old man, and you will be my next victim." The employer gulped and motioned for Koda to leave. A ring came on Koda's com unit. He nodded a couple of times, Them walked quietly out of the room, ready for his next kill. He stared into the dark night. He whispered to the air, "Cloud... Hehehehe. I am coming for you... Prepare to die..."
Pow woke up from his sleep. Standing over him was a knight in an Ash tail cap and Divine Mantle. He wore a crazy expression on his face, like a madman or something. A Silent Nightblade hung at his hip. Pow looked down at his armor. Great, now he was in newbie proto gear. He winced and looked at his shoulder. It was almost completely severed, and shadowy bullets burned cursing damage into his body. The slashes from his assailant's sword stung with dark energy. Crap, he thought. The crazy knight looked at him and said "Uuuh... You might wanna get that fixed." Pow twitched and yelled "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT, YOU MORON?!" The other knight growled and glared at him."Fine, I guess I can just leave you here in the Gloaming Wildwoods, jerk. Have a nice time trying to survive, bastard."
The knight pulled an Energy capsule out of his pocket and tapped a button on it. He immediately burst upwards towards Haven. Somewhere, Pow heard a noise. A pack of Void wolvers jumped out of the bushes, their shadowy fangs and fiery claw glowing evilly. They lunged towards Pow. One scratched Pow in the back as another one tore his leg. One jumped on him and ripped his arm off. Pow screamed in pain and fell into the grass. A final figure came out of the woods. It was a black Snarbolax with purple eyes and stripes. Its claws glowed with shadow power. It lunged towards Pow and he sighed. Great. Now I'm going to die here, he thought. The last thing Pow saw was the pack of Void Wolvers and the Void Snarbolax bearing down upon him, ripping him apart, bit by bit.
"AAAAAAAH!!!"
The Skolver pup raised her head. Somewhere in the deeper depths of the Clockworks, she was sure she had heard a scream. She barked softly and resumed her hunting. She pounced on top of a fully grown Chromalisk and bore her fangs on its skull. She was double it's size, but the thing still managed to push her away. Suddenly, a bellow came from the distance. The Chromalisk became invisible and scooted away. The Skolver pup looked up, only to see a huge adult Vog towering over her. She barked softly, "Please don't hurt me..."
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done.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 19:07
#139
I expected Koda to do
I expected Koda to do something just like the Good, The Bad, and the Ugly: Kill his employer to finish the job.
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 14:11
#140
LOL
I thought I knew spam... then I met pow! :D
~Referring to posts 126-131 and 133. Which is a total of 6 posts describing how "awesome" pow is, (it just added to your reputation as a troll) in 45 mins :O! Also, I revived and killed Kodo. (Yes, I do have infinite energy) <
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 13:43
#141
OMG
(YOU SHAL NOT POST) it... it... worked!
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 15:36
#142
Stop, Or I REPORT EVERYONE INGAME
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So STOP!
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 07:42
#143
Cloud: DON'T YOU DARE
Cloud: DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN POW! *kills all of you*
Pow: Thanks Cloud for saving my life.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 08:00
#144
Oh wait. HERE'S CLOUD!
Name: Cloud
Gender: Male
Race: Knight, part angel like Tsuna is.
Weapons: DA, Argent and FF (when he fights an enemy resistant to elemental)
Armor: Valkyrie Set with Divine Valkyrie Wings.
Shield(optional): Sometimes has a Grey Owlite Shield.
Personality: Pow's bodyguard and best friend, he will do anything to save Pow's life.
Bio: Born in the heavens of the Spiral homeworld themselves, Cloud was the very first knight ever to befriend Pow.
Twist degree(this is how ur character develops over the course of the story):
Good or evil? He is good, but when Pow goes against knights, Cloud does as well.
Role: Pow's friend and protecter
Misc: His arch-enemy is Kodo.
Energy: He uses DE (Divine Energy) which is Mist Energy that can be stored up to 150000!
POW REVIVED AND NOW THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN RE-KILL POW NOW!
Pow also has a new Cold Iron Carver. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Cloud dashed at Kodo, Pow following behind. Cloud, when he saw Kodo, unholstered his Argent Peacemaker, aimed it at Kodo's eye, and fired. Kodo could not see from that eye anymore. Cloud shot a bullet in the other, temporarily blinding Kodo. Cloud raised his Divuine Avenger, slammed, and Kodo died, sliced into two chunks.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 08:02
#145
WARNING! KAIJU! ISE! I WILL
WARNING! KAIJU! ISE! I WILL NOW MAKE MY OWN ARCHIVE! I INTRODUCE GREMMY, BLAST AND FIREBRAND TO THE FANFICTION UNIVERSE!
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 09:18
#146
Still alive and bumping. Also, Phantom,
You can't report anyone ingame if they done somthing on the forums.
There are admins here. If they haven't done somthing now about "Breaking the Rules", then they are not doing anything banable.
Also Kaiju, are you still doing this.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 14:25
#147
Chapter 12 coming soon
IM BACK, BABY! Starting chapter 12 soon. Also, Pow, guess what? Cloud is not accepted. Tsuna is an Archangel anyway, so it wouldn't be cool for u to trample on my parade of coolness. :P besides, I told you. NONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS ARE GOIN TO BE IN MY FANFIC, SO STOP. Also, I may revive Pow, but only to have him as a pinching bag. Ok, also this. Koda KILLED pow, so get over it. CLOUD ISN'T GETTING IN MY FANFIC. SO STOP SPAMMING ME.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 14:33
#148
@Powpowpowpowpowpow
Yeah. what Kai said. Besides, Cloud is an unoriginal name. Darnit, it's my name! I had to translate to my native language because there was a lot of difficulty finding a username for me! Not for you, obviously you just picked a sound effect and made it six times worse. Besides, who would translate a random word to Irish?
So, uh... yeah. Bit of trivia for you. "Scamall" is Irish for "cloud". Incase you didn't know.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 17:25
#149
@Powpowpowpowpowpow
Powpowpowpowpowpow Powpowpowpowpowpow Powpowpowpowpowpow you just never learn....-_-
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 01:53
#150
CLOUD MUST BE IN ALL FANFICS
CLOUD MUST BE IN ALL FANFICS WITH POW
POW IS A TIER 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 BOSS TO KNIGHTS
HE CANT BE DEFEATED BY SUCH A PUNY PERSON
NEITHER CAN CLOUD
CLOUD IS ALSO A TIER 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 BOSS TO KNIGHTS
SO YOULL DIE
ILL EAT YOUR WHOLE FANFIC IF UR NOT CAREFUL
VANA WILL SMASH YOUR A55
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
POW'S ARMY KILLS KODO
ILL EAT UR FANFIC WITH ALL UR CHARACTERS IN IT
POW AND CLOUD ESCAPE
AND THEY KILL YOU
DIVINE AVENGER KILL YOU
POW HAS 99999 STAGES AS DOES CLOUD
THEY ALL TAKE BILLIONS OF FANFICS TO DO
SO POW IS STILL ALIVE
HE JUMPS BEHIND KODO
AND HE STABS HIS ENERGY SWORD IN KODO'S CHEST
AND POW GO POW HAHA AND KODO IS TRUE DEAD
SEZ WALKS UP AND SMASHES KODO
HAH
The bullet bounced into your eye. Forgot what that proto armour really was huh? It was why he survived that pod boom, but nobody knows how.