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FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:44
#1001
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Varminttwotwothree
Pushes post button

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4

the winner is art. (sorry Iam, your post added 51 points out of 89 needed to win)

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:58
#1002
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Iamnoone
BLAH!!! I never win. /Does a

BLAH!!! I never win.

/Does a round house kick and knocks everyones heads off sending them across the room and smashing into the wall. Brains and blood drip down the wall. A puddle forms on the floor.

All well. I never try to win any way.

/Kicks the smashed heads for fun.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 04:27
#1003
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
YES! *giggles uncontrollably*

@all (I checked, its been exactly 12 hours. Teehee)

I stick my shoes in your mouths until you gag and throw up your insides. Can't live without organs!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 13:06
#1004
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Heh. I won more times than you. MUHAHAHA

@Iamnoone, Artist, LoN, Varmint

I become a surgeon, do surgery on you and planted a bunch of needles and bombs. You guys wake up, and moved. The needles hurt you so much you stayed on the bed. While then you were sleeping, woke up and the bombs exploded.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 12:26
#1005
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Iamnoone
@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben I

@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben

I find a grenade launcher and wonders if it works. I shoot grenades at you and it did work.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 18:59
#1006
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@all I stick my hand down

@all

I stick my hand down your throats and squish your lungs into dust so you can't breathe.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 19:19
#1007
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
This thread is still alive :O

@all

I grab a cannon, and instead of shooting a cannon ball at your heads, I smashed the cannonball launcher at your heads. A big lump was at your heads so I chopped it off and you died

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 19:47
#1008
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Iamnoone, Benightz, Varmint,

@Iamnoone, Benightz, Varmint, LoN

I stab a pencil into your hands. Ouch, that oughta hurt.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 06:32
#1009
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint,

@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint, LoN

I get a pet crocodile and I feed you guys to my crocodile.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 09:01
#1010
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I prod you with a stick

@All

I prod you with a stick when you sleep. You wake up to the metal smell of a bazooka. Boom.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 10:34
#1011
Shovelheadmcgee's picture
Shovelheadmcgee
Stuffs

@All I show you this.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 10:46
#1012
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
A blue message? I laugh so hard. xD

@Artist, Shovel, LoN, Varmint, Iamnoone

I get a construction machine, get this thingy that smashes things and I put your faces and heads on the target area. I get the thingy to smash you and you become flat. So I keep flatting your body and I bury you in the cement. You died from having no oxygen, being flattened and being buried in the cement

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 14:40
#1013
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Lol I kept trying to click on it for like 2 minutes till I read

Bens Post.

@Benightz, Shovel, Varmint, Iamnoone, LoN

I grab your ears and pull them so hard they rip off your heads.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 15:34
#1014
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Shovel, Varmint, Iamnoone,

@Shovel, Varmint, Iamnoone, Artist, LoN

I pull your hair out to death and your head was read. So I added oil, and make you stare at the fire for 6 hours straight, your eyes burn, and I push you in the fire. I threw more oil and you burned

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 20:24
#1015
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Varminttwotwothree
kill count,

Iamnoone: 26

Benightz: 39

Art: 75

Shovel: 23

Im playing the xbox for a while. I will be MIA for a few days at the most.(and school)

Good news is that i still have CE left over.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 04:29
#1016
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I slit your necks and

@All

I slit your necks and pour your oncoming blood into my fake dog's water bowl. Drink up!

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 06:07
#1017
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben I

@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben

I point my death ray gun at you and fire.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 06:34
#1018
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
We all have school now.

@all

I grab some claws, and rip your whole body to death. I then cut each bone out, and throw them out to a unknown dimension

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 07:22
#1019
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
I start Wednesday.

@Varmint, Benightz, LoN, Iamnoone

I tie you to a wall and shoot arrows at you.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 08:17
#1020
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben I

@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben

I lock you in a cage with 1000 scorpions.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 17:54
#1021
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I lay bear traps all

@All

I lay bear traps all over the floor in your houses.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 18:00
#1022
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Art, Varm, LoN, Iamnoone I

@Art, Varm, LoN, Iamnoone

I grab your heads, and smash it at the bus wall until your wall hurts to death

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 21:53
#1023
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben I

@Art, Varm, LoN and Ben

I chop you up into thousands of little pieces and seal you in cans marked dog food. Then I take the cans to a corner store and ask for my money back. The grocer puts you on the shelve where you sit waiting for the next person to buy you and feed you to their dog.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 06:42
#1024
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I put you in trash cans.

@All

I put you in trash cans. The trash truck comes and picks you up. You get emptied into a landfill and die from getting covered with trash.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 07:17
#1025
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
The trash truck doesn't hurt. I take a shower

@all

I grab a lobster, and I make him snap you. SNAP SNAP SNAP. You get cut to death

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 07:44
#1026
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone,

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, LoN

I poke you in the eyes with pointy sticks. They go through your eyeballs and you die.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 07:46
#1027
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
I use them as swords and slap your face.

@Varmint, Iamnoone, Artist,

I shove you under a bus and it sprayed smoke on you. You turned black so I claimed to McDonalds that you were burned chicken. They revived you and cooked you as chickens

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 07:59
#1028
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Benightz,

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone

I drop an anvil on your heads.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:13
#1029
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Varmint, Iamnoone, Artist

I smash my hammer at your private part and your head and you were KO'ed litterally.

By the way, LoN commented on other threads, but didn't come here. I guess he isn't going to play here anymore

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:16
#1030
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varm, Ben and Art Throws

@ Varm, Ben and Art

Throws you of a cliff. SPLUT!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 08:35
#1031
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Iamnoone, Benightz,

@Iamnoone, Benightz, Varmint

I stick swords in your ears. Ouch!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:22
#1032
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint I

@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint

I grab a sharp cutter and slice you in millions of pieces

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:32
#1033
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Benightz,

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone

I shove spoons up your noses. You can't breathe and die.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 09:32
#1034
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Benightz,

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone

I shove spoons up your noses. You can't breathe and die.

Edit: Crap double post.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 10:47
#1035
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint I

@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint

I grab a flower, gave it to you guys and you smelled it. The nectar from the flowers attracted bees, and they went up to your nose. They stinged you inside, went through your body and made holes. You suffered and died

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 13:40
#1036
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Benightz, Varmint,

@Benightz, Varmint, Iamnoone

I sell you poisonous ice cream. You eat it and die.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 14:18
#1037
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint I

@Artist, Iamnoone, Varmint

I trap you in a cage, got a bunch of CE and crowns and threw them everywhere in the room. Then Iamnoone started to hit artist with a pointy bone while Artist slapped Iamnoone. Varmint pushed them back, and you guys fighted. The fight took 1 hour, so I shot randomly in the fight dust ball. You guys died from my gunshot, and kept all my stuff.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 14:33
#1038
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Benightz,

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone

I superglue iron horseshoes to your eyelids while you sleep. I cut off your hands as well. You can't open your eyelids and die.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 14:40
#1039
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@artist, Iamnoone,

@artist, Iamnoone, Varmint

While it was at night, I get you guys outside in a scary forest and scary creatures eat you. You suffered and died forever

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 14:48
#1040
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Nice one.

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone

I get a big boot and step on you.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 05:21
#1041
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varm, Ben and Art I give

@ Varm, Ben and Art

I give you guns that have a round lodged in the chamber. When you try to shoot the gun, it explodes in your face killing you.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:31
#1042
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I cut off your tongues

@All

I cut off your tongues and feed them to my T-Rex.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:29
#1043
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
I was able to taste the T-rex. It was good.

@artist, Iamnoone, Varmint

I grab a huge scissor and cut your necks off

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 20:29
#1044
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varm, Ben and Art I expose

@ Varm, Ben and Art

I expose you to a antibiotic resistant form of Necrotizing Fasciitis.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 04:28
#1045
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I dump a gallon of

@All

I dump a gallon of Chlorine down your throat. Your stomachs hurt a ton and you go cry while sitting on the toilet.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 04:55
#1046
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varm, Ben and Art I take

@ Varm, Ben and Art

I take you to the circus and an elephant sits on you.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 14:59
#1047
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Varmint, Art, Iamnoone I

@Varmint, Art, Iamnoone

I drive a plane and drop you in a forever fall cave. 2423432 hours later, you fall down, and cut and break your skull

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:04
#1048
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varm, Ben and Art The fat

@ Varm, Ben and Art

The fat lady is back but this time she just eats you.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:07
#1049
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I kick you in the bad

@All

I kick you in the bad place.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:07
#1050
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Smart Bomb Deployed.

:D

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