I did that before.
Besides, he has to beat my record that he wins more CE than me
I did that before.
Besides, he has to beat my record that he wins more CE than me
/kicks Art and Ben in the head with one big kick exploding both of their brains
283 pts or 233 pts without it.
/slices Varm's throat as he turns to leave the thread, leaving him for dead bleeding out on the floor
@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone
I grab your heads and smash em into each other. Blood goes everywhere.
@ Art, Ben and Varm
/runs you over with a street sweeper car kill you and throwing out your dead bodies like yesterday's trash in one move
@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone
I fill up a pitcher with dew and pour it in your sink pipes. You drink it and later burn your tongues. Ouch.
@ Art, Ben and Varm
I hide on top of a building with a sniper riffle equipped with a silencer and shear your heads off with the shots I take at you.
No seriously. He did a kill after the 1st or 51th post.
@LoN, Artist, Varmint
I grab a drill and zap it at your heads
@ Art, Ben and Varm
Hands you a glass of cherry kool aid. After you drink it I say, "never forget Jim Jones".
@LoN, Artist, Varmint
I grab a pine tree and poke it at your faces. After that, I drop it at you guys. SMASH!
@ Art, Ben and Varm
I make you a turkey dinner with all the trimmings. The table is nicely set. Soft music is playing in the background. We have nice conversation. I clear the table and start to do the dishes. As each of you come in and ask if you can help, I stuff you down the garbage disposal. You die well fed and happy.
@LoN, Artist, Varmint
I grab a poison scorpion and make him bite each of you. You get a very bad kind of sickness that made you die
@LoN, Artist, Varmint
She puts you under her armpit. You disappear in a fat roll, never to be seen again, and die from starvation.
@LoN, Artist, Varmint
I grab a hole puncher and made holes on you. SNAP. You offically slipped into round pieces
@LoN, Artist, Varmint
She makes you dance with her. She steps on your toes and you fall. She lands on top of you. SQUISH!!!
@All
I hold you by the necks and squuueeeeezzzzeee.
@LoN, Artist, Varmint
I poke you with pins until you fie from the pain.
I push you off a canyon and pushed a boulder at you. You got on the boulder and smashed the wall to death. Then a bunch of rocks smash on you and you weren't able to breathe
I nail your hands to a wall, then pull out a hot poker and burn your eyes out.
You all scream in pain as I start cutting your arms off starting with the fingers,
And to put you out of you misery I impale you with a pike.
@Iamnoone, Artist, Varmint, Porcrhind
I throw razor blades at your arms and they get chopped off
@ Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind
I duct tape you eyes open and your bodies to the front of a building just before a wrecking ball hits it for destruction. SMASH!!! And you saw it coming.
/deploys poop bomb
If not you die from a poop bomb anyway.
Iamnoone: 74
Art: 53
Benightz: 39
Porcrhind: 15
@Varmint, Iamnoone, Benightz, Porcrhind
I slice you in half,
feed your two halves poisonous berries,
and laugh as you choke and die.
I smile crookedly as I light you on fire.
I douse the fire with gasoline, oh wait that's flammable.
You run around screaming in pain, this time I actually douse the fire.
I hang you from the walls with wire, then cut you.
I start pouring lemon juice on your wounds. You scream in agony. I laugh.
I take a barbed knife and run you through with it. I drag the knife down, cutting you in half.
You will die in pain, slowly.
@Varmint, Benightz, Porcrhind, Iamnoone
I stick a small dirk into your mouths and it off your lungs. Have fun!
@all cuts you up with a razor blade
A quick update for kill count.
Iamnoone: 85
Art: 61
Benightz: 39
Porcrhind: 18
@ Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind
/shoves socks in your faces
Kills you with a stinky pair of sock
I KILL YOU ALL WITH MY FLAMETHROWER. DIE FROM THE FIRE!!! -_-
I snipe you all through the head, then desecrate your corpses. BLOODY WANKAS
@ Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind
I put you in an xray machine. I turn it up to full power and leave you there until you are cooked. Your eyes pop out. Then your heads explode.
I TRAP YOU IN A ISLAND AND KILL YOU AND SINK YOU ALL TO DEATH!
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind
I get a mad cow and he punches the life out of you.
i just joined this thread but i dont like you so i put a double-bladed battleaxe up your spine.
you die, by the way.
Hi Kraanx
Ouch! That hurt.
/shoves a grande down your throat and blows you up from the inside.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind
/gets a fire breathing dragon and sets you on fire with him.
You run screaming until you drop to the ground in a pile of ashes.
I push you guys in a traveling machine and I set it to July 13, 100. The dinosaurs eat you to death
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind and Kraanx
I paint you to look like potato chips and she eats you.
But I was in a plastic costume so she ate everybody but me.
I smack you all with a pen to death
I revive.
@ benightz->i break your jaw, rip it off and throw carnivorous fly larvae into your gaping, bloodred mouth. i laugh maniacally while they eat their way to you lungs and heart, and you die painfully.
@Iamnoone-> i split your skull with a double-bladed battleaxe and offer ur brains to the gods.
I get the sword from Spiral Knight's Icon and slash it at each of you
@benightz i tell your pit boss youve stopped working and he fires you. you and your family die of starvation.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind and Kraanx
One punch and she knocks your heads to the moon.
(You knew she had to be strong if she messes with a fat lady)
i come back from the moon.
@Iamnoone i hit you multiple times in the head with a double-bladed batleaxe that wasnt sharpened. you die of smashed brains
@Benightz i leave you in outer space where you explode into bits of meat.
@Kraanx
I come back with no braunz and rip your head off. I pull your brainz out of what used to be your neck and shove them in my butt. (Ya I have no brain)
You die and I become a smart @ss.
so i die in an @ss and suddenly you turn into one?
DAFAK, BRO. here, have a brain repair ticket, see if punch accepts it.
Hey you double posted and your smart bomb doesn't count.
/fires poop bomb.
and if that doesn't count
/fires poop bomb @all and kills you with shi...