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FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:13
#1051
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Iamnoone
Hey you double posted and

Hey you double posted and your smart bomb doesn't count.

/fires poop bomb.
and if that doesn't count
/fires poop bomb @all and kills you with shi...

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:34
#1052
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
So

I did that before.

Besides, he has to beat my record that he wins more CE than me

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:44
#1053
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/kicks Art and Ben in the

/kicks Art and Ben in the head with one big kick exploding both of their brains

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 18:46
#1054
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Varminttwotwothree
I believe that art on that page (fairly)

283 pts or 233 pts without it.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 19:01
#1055
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I know Art was the spam king on that page either way xD

/slices Varm's throat as he turns to leave the thread, leaving him for dead bleeding out on the floor

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 19:01
#1056
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Artistbma
:D

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone

I grab your heads and smash em into each other. Blood goes everywhere.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 19:04
#1057
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Art, Ben and Varm /runs you

@ Art, Ben and Varm

/runs you over with a street sweeper car kill you and throwing out your dead bodies like yesterday's trash in one move

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 19:11
#1058
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Benightz,

@Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone

I fill up a pitcher with dew and pour it in your sink pipes. You drink it and later burn your tongues. Ouch.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 19:16
#1059
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Art, Ben and Varm I hide on

@ Art, Ben and Varm

I hide on top of a building with a sniper riffle equipped with a silencer and shear your heads off with the shots I take at you.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 19:27
#1060
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Iamnoone shall get a penalty :D

No seriously. He did a kill after the 1st or 51th post.

@LoN, Artist, Varmint

I grab a drill and zap it at your heads

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 04:53
#1061
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Art, Ben and Varm Hands you

@ Art, Ben and Varm

Hands you a glass of cherry kool aid. After you drink it I say, "never forget Jim Jones".

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 13:25
#1062
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
I barf at your face

@LoN, Artist, Varmint

I grab a pine tree and poke it at your faces. After that, I drop it at you guys. SMASH!

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 17:42
#1063
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Art, Ben and Varm I make

@ Art, Ben and Varm

I make you a turkey dinner with all the trimmings. The table is nicely set. Soft music is playing in the background. We have nice conversation. I clear the table and start to do the dishes. As each of you come in and ask if you can help, I stuff you down the garbage disposal. You die well fed and happy.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 18:23
#1064
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
But you threw my dummy. I dump you inside

@LoN, Artist, Varmint

I grab a poison scorpion and make him bite each of you. You get a very bad kind of sickness that made you die

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 21:13
#1065
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
The fat lady comes back.

@LoN, Artist, Varmint

She puts you under her armpit. You disappear in a fat roll, never to be seen again, and die from starvation.

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 21:16
#1066
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Good thing I was wearing a mask.

@LoN, Artist, Varmint

I grab a hole puncher and made holes on you. SNAP. You offically slipped into round pieces

Sat, 09/08/2012 - 21:20
#1067
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Fat lady round 2

@LoN, Artist, Varmint

She makes you dance with her. She steps on your toes and you fall. She lands on top of you. SQUISH!!!

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 03:41
#1068
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I hold you by the necks

@All

I hold you by the necks and squuueeeeezzzzeee.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 06:28
#1069
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@LoN, Artist, Varmint I poke

@LoN, Artist, Varmint

I poke you with pins until you fie from the pain.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 06:48
#1070
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Iamnoone, Artist, Varmint

I push you off a canyon and pushed a boulder at you. You got on the boulder and smashed the wall to death. Then a bunch of rocks smash on you and you weren't able to breathe

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 09:49
#1071
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Porcrhind
@Art, Noone, Ben, Varmint

I nail your hands to a wall, then pull out a hot poker and burn your eyes out.
You all scream in pain as I start cutting your arms off starting with the fingers,
And to put you out of you misery I impale you with a pike.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 16:30
#1072
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Iamnoone, Artist, Varmint,

@Iamnoone, Artist, Varmint, Porcrhind

I throw razor blades at your arms and they get chopped off

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 17:40
#1073
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varminttwotwothree,

@ Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind

I duct tape you eyes open and your bodies to the front of a building just before a wrecking ball hits it for destruction. SMASH!!! And you saw it coming.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 17:50
#1074
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@All I eat you.

@All

I eat you.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 17:53
#1075
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I think it's time

/deploys poop bomb
If not you die from a poop bomb anyway.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 18:01
#1076
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Kill count

Iamnoone: 74

Art: 53

Benightz: 39

Porcrhind: 15

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 18:08
#1077
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Iamnoone, Benightz,

@Varmint, Iamnoone, Benightz, Porcrhind

I slice you in half,

feed your two halves poisonous berries,

and laugh as you choke and die.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 18:23
#1078
Porcrhind's picture
Porcrhind
@Art, Noone, Ben

I smile crookedly as I light you on fire.
I douse the fire with gasoline, oh wait that's flammable.
You run around screaming in pain, this time I actually douse the fire.
I hang you from the walls with wire, then cut you.
I start pouring lemon juice on your wounds. You scream in agony. I laugh.
I take a barbed knife and run you through with it. I drag the knife down, cutting you in half.
You will die in pain, slowly.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 18:27
#1079
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
@Varmint, Benightz,

@Varmint, Benightz, Porcrhind, Iamnoone

I stick a small dirk into your mouths and it off your lungs. Have fun!

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 18:46
#1080
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@all cuts you up with a razor

@all cuts you up with a razor blade

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 19:10
#1081
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree

A quick update for kill count.

Iamnoone: 85

Art: 61

Benightz: 39

Porcrhind: 18

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 19:17
#1082
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varminttwotwothree,

@ Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind

/shoves socks in your faces
Kills you with a stinky pair of sock

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 13:17
#1083
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
YOU STAYED UP?! I CANT WIN THIS ONE

I KILL YOU ALL WITH MY FLAMETHROWER. DIE FROM THE FIRE!!! -_-

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 14:27
#1084
Porcrhind's picture
Porcrhind
@Art, Noone, Ben, Varmint

I snipe you all through the head, then desecrate your corpses. BLOODY WANKAS

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:52
#1085
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@ Varminttwotwothree,

@ Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind

I put you in an xray machine. I turn it up to full power and leave you there until you are cooked. Your eyes pop out. Then your heads explode.

Tue, 09/11/2012 - 17:39
#1086
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Varmint, Iamnoone, Porchind, Artist

I TRAP YOU IN A ISLAND AND KILL YOU AND SINK YOU ALL TO DEATH!

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 04:27
#1087
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@Varminttwotwothree,

@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind

I get a mad cow and he punches the life out of you.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 08:29
#1088
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
@Iamnoone

i just joined this thread but i dont like you so i put a double-bladed battleaxe up your spine.
you die, by the way.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 13:57
#1089
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
YAY!!! Someone new to kill.

Hi Kraanx

Ouch! That hurt.
/shoves a grande down your throat and blows you up from the inside.

@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz and Porcrhind
/gets a fire breathing dragon and sets you on fire with him.
You run screaming until you drop to the ground in a pile of ashes.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:07
#1090
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Varmint, Iamnoone, Porchind, Artist, Kraanx

I push you guys in a traveling machine and I set it to July 13, 100. The dinosaurs eat you to death

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:15
#1091
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
The fat lady is back again.

@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind and Kraanx

I paint you to look like potato chips and she eats you.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:21
#1092
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Varmint, Iamnoone, Porchind, Artist, Kraanx

But I was in a plastic costume so she ate everybody but me.

I smack you all with a pen to death

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 14:58
#1093
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
I revive.@ benightz->i break

I revive.
@ benightz->i break your jaw, rip it off and throw carnivorous fly larvae into your gaping, bloodred mouth. i laugh maniacally while they eat their way to you lungs and heart, and you die painfully.

@Iamnoone-> i split your skull with a double-bladed battleaxe and offer ur brains to the gods.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 15:07
#1094
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
@Varmint, Iamnoone, Porchind, Artist, Kraanx

I get the sword from Spiral Knight's Icon and slash it at each of you

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:01
#1095
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
@benightz i tell your pit

@benightz i tell your pit boss youve stopped working and he fires you. you and your family die of starvation.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:15
#1096
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
The fat lady's gf comes in.

@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind and Kraanx

One punch and she knocks your heads to the moon.
(You knew she had to be strong if she messes with a fat lady)

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 16:30
#1097
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
i come back from the

i come back from the moon.
@Iamnoone i hit you multiple times in the head with a double-bladed batleaxe that wasnt sharpened. you die of smashed brains
@Benightz i leave you in outer space where you explode into bits of meat.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 17:23
#1098
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@KraanxI come back with no

@Kraanx
I come back with no braunz and rip your head off. I pull your brainz out of what used to be your neck and shove them in my butt. (Ya I have no brain)
You die and I become a smart @ss.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 17:52
#1099
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
so i die in an @ss and

so i die in an @ss and suddenly you turn into one?
DAFAK, BRO. here, have a brain repair ticket, see if punch accepts it.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 17:57
#1100
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
btw that ticket explodes

btw that ticket explodes after use XD

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