The killing spree continues.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind and Kraanx
I throw you under a train. WOO! WOO! THUD! THUD!
The killing spree continues.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind and Kraanx
I throw you under a train. WOO! WOO! THUD! THUD!
Iamnoone won that round.
@all zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
He never won anyways.
@all
I tie you up on the subway train tracks and you guys laughed and said "How will this kill us?". So I turned on the power and you guys got shocked badly
@all I speak unnecessarily loud on my cellphone causing someone to become annoyed and confront me causing someone else to defend me and proceeding into a riot. Hehe, disruptive cellphone conversations...
I'm back. :3
@ALL
I grab a Lost Soul and stuff it down your throats. It blows up and rips your heads off your shoulders.
Wait LoN you have enough time to play frag fest and yet you can't write more chapters?
I was working to much to win. I went into that page dedicated to win without a job and came out with two. It could be my one and only win.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind and Kraanx
I lock you in the tread, pour gasoline on it and set it on fire.
@All
I um... poke you. Uh, in the eyes!
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
I send you Jack in the Boxes. When you open them, Jack pops out with an a glock in the hand and blows your faces off.
@Iamnoone: i force you to have a dental operation (performed by me) to remove all your teeth. my tool is a double-bladed battleaxe.
@LONM: i open your body, put fragile glass in your limbs & neck and close you up. then i make you run, jump & breakdance.
@snarfalarkus: i take your account and make you say youre pro-snipe abortion.
@Varminttwotwothree: i marry you to a sloombargo. the next time you sleep with it, youll sleep FOREVAH.
@Benightz: i throw you in an oven, make a pie out of you, dress up as a delivery knight and tell your family you sent them this pie and give them a note that says youll be sleeping over at a friends house.
@Artistbma: i poke you in that place under your ribcage on the side of your abdomen that makes you spasm. 5 TIMES.
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I get a ghost catcher machine and I suck your souls in. You became a dead person forever
@ benightz. dude, youre a pie, sorry.
if that wont convince you, my body is posessed by the spirit of my dead cockatiel (no, not a cocktail). it headbutts the lights out of you and destroys ur ghost machine. everybodys spirits are free, and you get the privilege of being hit by my double bladed battleaxe while im not me, im a bird(doesnt happen to everyone)
bouns points are added for perfromance in lockdown.
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I BRING YOU TO A CURSED TEMPLE AND YOU GET CURSED. YOU DIED
Kill count coming...
@Varminttwotwothree,
Count this. Opens fire an automatic machine gun.
@Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
/turns around with my machine gun
/puts it down and hands you cookies
You eat them
MHAHAHA
They were poisoned.
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I spill some poison syrup and I poured it at your heads. You then washed you hair, went to the kitchen to get water and replaced it with poisoning. You died
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
I give you a puppy. It's a pitbull and it bits you over and over until you die.
I throw a bowling ball at your heads
Nah nah you missed me.
/throws a Chinese star a Ben, hits him between the eyes and it sinks into his brain killing him instantly
Making a chapter takes a lot of time. Killing someone here takes 15 seconds.
@all
I shove your faces into a computer monitor. You get a facefull of electrocutions.
Wait why am I getting killed, I'm not even partaking in bloodshed?
@Gzilla
cuts off all of your skin with a razor blade and you slowly die from an infection.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus and LoN
Sends you out into the forest to go snipe hunting. I follow behind hunting you. One by one you get shot in the back of the head.
@Iamnoone: i make a trap that- AWW HELL SCREW THIS I MAKE YOU RUN NAKED ON A FIELD OF DOUBLE-BLADED BATTLEAXES. WITH A RAIN OF DOUBLE-BLADED BATTLEAXES.
@lonm: i make a hand puppet out of a skelly mask and that jaw part of the skelly suit. the puppet noms your chest, and you die.
@Benightz: i smash your spine with a 15 kilo warhammer. then i throw you into a pool for you to swim out.
@gzilla its too late. youre part of this now.. there is NO ESCAPE! so i hit you with a juicy bit of meat untill you pass out and when you wake up youre in a wolver den smelling like a barbecue and all tied up. (so there actually might be an escape. lol)
@Varminttwotwothree I throw you into the ocean and feed you to the sharks.
@Artistbma I shove you in a piranha tank.
@Benightz I feed you to the lions in the zoo.
@Porcrhind I cut you up and feed you to my dog.
@Kraanx I run you over with a car turning you into road kill and leave you for the turkey vultures to eat.
@Snarfalarkus I put you in a food processor and turn you into mystery meat which I feed to school children in the form of burgers.
@LoN I use you to make a minced meat pie which I put in the freezer to save for Christmas.
@Gzilla I cover you with sugar and feed you to the ants. After billions of bites you die.
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
YOU ALL BECAME IDIOTS WITH MY IDIOT GUN. YOU GO ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND DIE.
YOU ALL DIED NO MATTHER WHAT. YOU DIDN'T DODGE IT, SO YOU DIE! -_-
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
Gets a mad bomber to choke you to death. He was mad because he was out of bombs.
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I GET SO MAD, THAT I PULL OUT YOUR THROATS OUT TO DEATH. -.-
@all
I take a turkey and whack you guys with it. It breaks your necks.
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I get a bird and I stab it at your faces
@Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I take a steamroller and run you feet and hands over, so they're as flat as paper. Then I use thumb tacks and tack you guys to the wall through your flat feet and hands. Then I use your bodies for target practice with my bazooka. :3
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
I cut your heads off with a sword fish.
@Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I saw your heads off with a saw fish.
and she is drunk.
She opens the front door pushing it wide open to get through the door way.Varminttwotwothree gets squished behind it and dies. She staggers down the hallway and comes across Artistbma, She thinks it is her dog and kisses him to death. She makes it to the bathroom but doesn't see Benightz sitting on the toilet. She sits on him and he falls into the bowl. FLUSH! She gets up and sraggers back out into the hall where Porcrhind is standing. She falls on him. SQUASH! She makes it to the kitchen and makes a lunch meat sandwich. Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla get layered on a piece of bread and covered with cheese and mayo. MUNCH!
@Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
._.
I play Justin Bieber songs all day long, 24/7 on the radio, while wearing heavy-duty earplugs. You guys go insane and suicide.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
/uses sun shard bomb
/uses sun shard bomb
/uses sun shard bomb
/uses sun shard bomb
/uses sun shard bomb
/uses sun shard bomb
Dang nabbit.
/kicks you to death
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I AM SO ANGRY, THAT I PUT YOU ALL IN A OVEN AND SET IT TO HEAT FOREVER
@Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I eat you guys.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
I tie you to a fence and use you for target practice with my sniper riffle.
@Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
i use the power of the blank topic header and kill you guys.
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
Your hearts stop when I post a link in the we got a problem thread. xD
@Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I shoot you with lightning.
/holds up mirror
/deflects lightning back at LoN
@Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I stick you guys full of lightning rods and shoot more lightning. ZAP. And I dodge the lightning Iamnoone reflected back at me. BLAH
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
I bury you alive and leave you there to die. I post a sign above you saying, "WARNING- Gas line" so one one else will dig there and find you.
@LoN, Iamnoone, Varmint, Artist, Kraanx, Gzilla, Snar, Porchind
I dump you in a poisoned and abondoned sewer. You died
@Varminttwotwothree, Artistbma, Benightz, Porcrhind, Kraanx, Snarfalarkus, LoN and Gzilla
I set a cat on fire then throw it at you. It scratches you to death venting it's pain.
:/