Spiral Knights - Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest *RESULTS POSTED*

Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest RESULTS POSTED

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Sun, 08/26/2012 - 11:32

Njthug

Boys, Girls n Jail-baits of all ages Eos is hosting its 2nd Yo Mamma Contest. So which one of you can make the best Spiral Knights related Yo mamma joke?

Example of yo mamma joke (Sk Related):

Yo momma so big, she makes Magnus's ego look like a small mineral.. (This was 1 of the submissions of our last contest)

Rules:

1. One entry per person
2. Dont post anything that can get you in trouble
3. Do not copy a joke that someone already posted
4. Do not use any jokes from our old topic: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/13901
5. Eos Members are allowed to compete (Myself, Dogrock, Moonsoon, Saphy, and Repartee are not allowed to partake).
6. Dont moan if you lose.
7. Have Fun
8. All submissions must be posted on this topic!!

Prizes:

1st Place ---- 2k Ce

2nd Place ---- 1k Ce

3rd Place ---- 500 Ce

4th Place --- A night with Hadn

5th Place ---- A fountain race against Repartee

6th Place ---- Ice-cream Paintjob

7th Place ---- Wow you really suck you get nothing.

8th Place ---- You must give all your ecto drops to Providence

69th Place ---- You sir really do suck, but don't worry you won since you have 69 next to your name.

*All Submissions must be submitted by: September 10th 2012 11:59pm Eastern Standard Time*

Enjoy <69

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 11:41

Avenged

Sometimes monkeys take my laundry to the pizza hut

Yo momma so hairy, she makes Snarby look like Mr. Clean

Mr. clean because he's freakin mr. clean

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:24

Trying

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:51

Skenderbeu

I got one

Yo mamma so fat, she brought a spoon to the Royal Jelly Palace. XD

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:00

Asukalan

So, EOS members only

So, EOS members only exclusive contest hosted on public General discussion forums? Seems legit.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:04

Flamaxe

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she fell to cradle because her pod wouldn't fit and killed boost on the way down.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:09

Deltikon

Shouldn't be this on gremlin chatter?

It's about a stupid competition about some guild no-one cares about cluttering the forum, and not about the game itself.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:16

Njthug

@Trying

My bad it was suppose to be read as Eos members can compete but only: (Njthug etc.) can not.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:17

Njthug

@Everyone

Sorry guys if I wasn't clear its open to everyone in this game =) just closed off to (Saphy, Rep, Moon, Dog, and myself).

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:23

Artistbma

Wait, so everyone is allowed to play this thing or not?

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:31

#10

Njthug

@Artistbma

Yup open to all only the judges can't compete.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:33

#11

Asukalan

Still it fits more to

Still it fits more to Treasure Vault than General Discussion

"
Treasure Vault
Post your creative endeavors of a Spiral-y Knight-y nature here! Art, fiction, events...this is where the magic happens.
"

This is contest, a spiral knights related event where users post SK related fan fiction in form of SK related jokes.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:36

#12

Njthug

@Asukalan

Enjoy your shadow copy baby <69

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:40

#13

Artistbma

Let's hope this has never been used before.

Yo momma so ugly, she thinks Vanaduke is handsome.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:47

#14

Mouth-Aids

@Asukalan Is that an entry? I

@Asukalan Is that an entry? I want to see your entry.

Yo momma so fat because she consumed Choobi's left breast. Thus I call him Boobi.

The mystery is solved.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:52

#15

Ecto-Bank-Two

I already give all my ectos to providence :c. But.... Yo mama so fat she sit on vana and he spit out all his alms ;D. Ecto isnt very creative D:

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:52

#16

Asukalan

See, it wasn't so

See, it wasn't so difficult.

Also,
"Yo mama is so old she knew Lord Vanaduke while he was still alive king of Almire."

ps. Even if GM would move this topic, they always leave shadow copies, so whatever.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:01

#17

Retequizzle

Yo mamma so dumb she mistook

I EXPECT TO WIN 5th, BECAUSE I WANT TO STOMP REPARTEE IN A FOUNTAIN RACE OF CHAMPIONS. And if that's not possible well then we better find a lot of contestants because I want 69th place.

ps i had to change this so this spot's a place holder for when i actually do think of a joke until then tata

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:01

#18

Extra-Water

Yo mama is so nice, that I

Yo mama is so nice, that I don't wana make jokes about her.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:28

#19

Riodaisho

Yo momma is so big, you can't

Yo momma is so big, you can't miss her with Winmillion.

I actually love that weapon.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:35

#20

Yomigama

Yo momma is so big, she

Yo momma is so big, she cushioned the skylarks crash

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:36

#21

Pawn

<3 yomigama. Miss ya buddy (in spiral knights terms). Sorry i don't have more time to chat, but you're great :D

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:39

#22

Yomigama

Wait can i redo my entry

Yo momma so big, she opened the core when she stepped on it.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:40

#23

Mouth-Aids

Yo dawg

Ret: I've been promised 69th because of my double fat reference. Psh

Your mamma so fat that all of cradle went to the core when she fell from the sky.

Yo momma so intelligent that she doesn't comprehend forum rage.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 13:44

#24

Yomigama

Haha thanks

Haha thanks pawn, i miss you too, hope we can chat more often :)

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 14:12

#25

Whatthefreak

Derp

Yo mamma so stupid she didnt lick the cream off the Oreos.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 16:56

#26

Takendown

Are we allowed to post multiple ones?

If so, I own all of the below (take your pick, EoS):

Yo mama is so fat, she arrived in conjoined pods.
Yo mama is so fat, upon crash-landing on Cradle, she was relocated to Planet Bed!
Yo mama is so fat, she tried craft a fitness bike only to realize she had no energy for it! (If you're smart, you'll get the joke) ★
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought "Punch" would be the physical pain she'd endure upon redeeming a ticket.
Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason why Baazar Vendors wear masks.

If we're not allowed to post multiple ones, let me know. I'll pick the best one out and possibly leave these ones up so they're not used again. :)

EDIT:

★ = The one I will use. The rest is left up so that no one else can use 'em. Thanks Njthug.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 14:33

#27

Artistbma

You could've read the OP...

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 14:38

#28

Njthug

@Takendown

Just one joke per person =) pick the one you wish is the best and put stars next 2 it so we know, or just make it noticeable its the one you wish to enter.....the rest feel free to leave them up no1 can use them

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 15:06

#29

Takendown

@Artistbma - 1. One entry per

@Artistbma - 1. One entry per person isn't clear enough. It confused me. Had it have said 1. One joke per entry per person, I probably would've posted just one joke.

...Oh well.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 15:10

#30

Narfle

hmm ok

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a Combuster was a new contraceptive.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 15:35

#31

Red-Lightning

Give the stuff to my Steam account if I win. Nightcapd is it.

Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to buy mist energy!

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 18:34

#32

Raspberry

Ummm, please don't throw cupcakes at me for this awful one...

Yo mama so Boswick that her Chroma Whelp pokemon makes all YOUR CE go invisible.

Ow, ow, week old cupcakes hurt ; ;

How about I change the punch line to:

Yo mama so Boswick that her Chroma Whelp pokemon makes Dogrock's towel go invisible.*

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 19:39

#33

Auto-Knight

Dunno if anyone thought of this before me...

Yo momma so fat...jellies want to use HER as mail.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 19:55

#34

Tantarian

How about I just take prize #4, no questions asked?

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 20:13

#35

Pokermint

BOING BOING BOINK....plok plok plok..pshhhhhhh

Yo Momma is so BIG that she uses her fats as her shield!
Spoiler Alert: But WATCH OUT! A Pierce Dmg would deflate her. HHHAHA*

~BOINK BOINK BOINK!
HAHA

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 20:24

#36

Dark-Flare

Yo momma so fat that the only

Yo momma so fat that the only unbalanced thing forumers talk about is HER.

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 21:06

#37

Kaijuhunter

Yo mama so weak, she got

Yo mama so weak, she got scared of a silkwing.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 03:28

#38

Aureate

Processing Thoughts of You Always

Your momma so fat that people mistook her for Vana

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 03:29

#39

Sir-Greenlink

This seems interesting

This seems like a pretty interesting competition. Despite the fact that I don't particularly have a talent for jokes, I think I will enter. :)

Yo mama so good she soloed 'Securing the Camp' in Proto Armor.

(This is the part where you cue the cricket chirps.)

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 04:32

#40

Thunderbog

[redacted]

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 04:13

#41

Zeddy

Yo mama's so big

she's immune to shard bombs!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 05:14

#42

Enclavean

Yo momma is so old her first Jelly King run, WAS the first Jelly King run.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 05:20

#43

Souris

Yo mamma so fat, she has a Maximum! resistance to freeze

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 05:52

#44

Raisinfist

...

Yo momma so fat, if we used a see-saw, we could get the Skylark off Cradle.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 05:58

#45

Cootecakes

yo momma you sat on my chair

yo momma you sat on my chair you broke it sniffis

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 06:53

#46

Scamall

This seems interesting.

Your maternal figure is of such an unhealthy circumference, Recon Knights mistook her as an escape pod upon recovering from the crash. Needless to say, things got out of hand quickly.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 07:42

#47

Trabias

Yo mama so stupid, she tried

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to eat the royal jelly !

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 08:08

#48

Tennis

Yo momma so stupid, she

Yo momma so stupid, she brought a Shivermist to GvG.

Yo momma so old, she sat behind Boswick in Knight Training.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought capping in Lockdown actually did something! AHHAHAHA

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 08:09

#49

Strikerk

Yo mamma

Yo mama so lazy, she only goes down the elevator when it takes no energy

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 08:25

#50

Tennis

^ Well, YO' momma is so FAT,

^ Well, YO' momma is so FAT, she doesn't even need energy for the elevator to go down!

Yo momma so dumb, she actually went to the Suggestions Forums to make a suggestion! LOLOL

Yo momma so "wanna-be-forum-mod", she turned out to be Asukalan in disguise!

Yo momma so fat, she needs a Striker boost to play as a Guardian!

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Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest *RESULTS POSTED*

Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest RESULTS POSTED