Keep them coming guys I know 1 of you will create a godly yo mamma joke =0
Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest *RESULTS POSTED*
Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:50
#102
Keep them coming guys I know
Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:53
#103
YO MAMMA!
Yo momma so fat, OOO made an ENTIRE accessory class JUST for her...
Heavy.
=D.
Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:41
#104
Yo mamma
Yo mamma is my third grandmother every day with pie in hand and cigarette play spiral knights it. Yo mamma with big hero boasts of his grandfather, he was a big man. Yo mamma, Vanaduke killed her and became angry. Took a credit card and immediately bought 10000Ce, Revived and pummel him with Avenger. Yo mamma 30 token finally gathered , then buy sword. But grandfather on the sofa crying again , because on him computer spiral knights did not start.
Thanks this is for the contest from me i try do somethink cool i think u will like it :)
Its not very good but want try make somethink
Thu, 08/30/2012 - 19:52
#105
Yo momma so fat that she's the reason the skylark crashed.
Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:19
#106
Yo mama so gross, when she
Yo mama so gross, when she farted she created the poison status
Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:01
#107
Ooo I see some funny jokes =0
Ooo I see some funny jokes =0
Fri, 08/31/2012 - 21:19
#108
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Yo momma so stupid she put a sprinkle aura on groundbreaker.
:-)
Fri, 08/31/2012 - 21:45
#109
I win.
Yo momma so fat, when she fires a Callahan, the knockback bounces the gun off of her further than the bullet itself.
Baddum-tshhhhh
Sat, 09/01/2012 - 01:07
#110
WAIT 4 MEH!
Sorry if it's been used I didn't read all the pages -_-
Yo momma so dumb she can't cross the chasm with a team of 986 peeps!
Sun, 09/02/2012 - 02:30
#111
Yo mama
Yo mama so gross, when she equipped a Twinkle Aura it turned into an Unclean Aura
Sun, 09/02/2012 - 09:44
#112
=) Nice jokes so far guys
=) Nice jokes so far guys competition is ending these jokes are nice, but I want to see some more mean n funny jokes <69
Sun, 09/02/2012 - 22:26
#113
:D
I love these kinds of threads.
Yo Mamma so strong, she makes Vanaduke look like a wimp
Mon, 09/03/2012 - 00:34
#114
Looks like Fun, Let's give this a shot...
Your mother is so slow, I can best her in a foot-race...IN ANCIENT PLATE ARMOR!
Could be worse, but there you are.
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 01:56
#115
The papaya is confused
Mon, 09/03/2012 - 19:37
#116
IGNORE MY Other post i ONLY
IGNORE MY Other post i ONLY REPOSTED MY NEW JOKE For Njthug to see :3 sorry if u already saw my repost Njthug
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Mon, 09/03/2012 - 22:09
#117
Lick
Yo mamma so fat, she got hit by all the shards of a nRSS.
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 04:01
#118
ya mamma
ya mama so phat, knghts cud onyl tak propr picters of her frum da skylerk.
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 05:06
#119
Yo Mama so [b]HUGE[/b], that
Yo Mama so [b]HUGE[/b], that she can withstand the banhammer from the GMs.
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 06:25
#120
Yo mamma
Yo momma so sexy she got sold for 5 millions crowns in the Auction house.
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 21:26
#121
Yo momma looked so stupid and
Yo momma looked so stupid and ugly like a d***, that she made the world end and Njthug's eyes burned (Sorry, no offense). The world was in bad condition because of her and the world started to end by breaking into pieces. She went through the whole world and everything broke into pieces. She ended the world at December 12, 2012 and she died because she was so stupid that she forgot her astronaut suit. She crashed through the sun and burned into pieces of uglyness
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:49
#122
Jokes jokes jokes
Jokes jokes jokes
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:41
#123
Not for the contest, but for Njthug
This isn't for the contest, but since Njthug wanted some more "MEAN" jokes I'm going to put it down
Yo momma so ugly, when Vanaduke saw her he was like *Takes mask off* "Mother of grotesques"
Yo momma so ugly, the core gave her a tearium core so they could go back to Iisora.
Yo momma so ugly, Iisora sent a disturbance through the magnetic field so that the she couldn't get back to Iisora
Yo momma so ugly, all the Grimalkins were wondering why she isn't afraid of light (You might not understand this when you first read it)
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need to shield-bump
Yo momma so fat, King Krogmo told her "Sorry, no shields allowed"
Yo momma so ugly, when I submitted an insult about her, Njthug told me "Sorry, no experts allowed"
Yo momma so ugly, Spiral HQ claims that they didn't recruit her
Yo momma so fat, OOO and Sega banned her from Spiral Knights saying that she used "3rd party programs to create a character"
Remember, these aren't for the contest :P Just for Njthug
UPDATE: Now I'm wondering why I didn't use one of these for the contest -_-, the thing we realized too late............
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:40
#124
Yo mama so fat even 10
Yo mama so fat even 10 million snipes could never lift her from the ground.
Thu, 09/06/2012 - 21:16
#125
Yo mamma
Yo mamma so big, I think you could be vanaduke's brother
(this is not directed to the reader)
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:53
#126
@Maxwing
[REDACTED]
Thu, 09/06/2012 - 07:47
#127
Yo mama so stupid she thought
Yo mama so stupid she thought snipes were rotisary chicken
Thu, 09/06/2012 - 09:44
#128
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yo mama so ugly shes the reason the snipes scatter
Thu, 09/06/2012 - 15:26
#129
@Leroy-Jethro-Gibbs
But.... they taste just like 'em.... NOMNOM
Thu, 09/06/2012 - 20:40
#130
@Yanos-Aldrin
I know right?
Fri, 09/07/2012 - 12:28
#131
Oo only 3 pages of judging
Oo only 3 pages of judging this wont be that hard at all =0 I thought you guys wanted us to work =(
Fri, 09/07/2012 - 13:10
#132
Question
Are we only allowed to post 1 yo mamma joke in a post or several in a entry?
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 14:40
#133
Sneaking in a few after contest momma jokes for fun
Yo momma so ugly, that The Swarm won't go near her.
Yo momma so sleazy, that King Krogmo is your real poppa.
-Edit-
@Njthug
OMG! I just checked your contest rules again only to find out that I posted after contest jokes a couple of days too early \(@v@)/
Please just disqualify all of my jokes, sweetie. All the 69 is making me blind.
*All Submissions must be submitted by: September 10th 2012 11:59pm Eastern Standard Time*!
Keep em coming if you haven't already done so! \(^o^)/
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 02:52
#134
@Njthug
I have a baaaaad feeling about what you just said. Good luck to everyone :D (Cause I'm not gonna win for sure, if I do then the 2012 apocalypse has come)
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 16:19
#135
Your mother is so fat that
Your mother is so fat that Vanda orbits her.
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 16:28
#136
Yo momma so fat that Seerus's
Yo momma so fat that Seerus's hammer bounces off her.
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 16:31
#137
You momma so fat that she
You momma so fat that she make the Jelly King look skinny.
Sat, 09/08/2012 - 19:34
#138
@Oolon, Quentra, Sastra
*Stares at the time which the 3 insults were submitted*, *Stares at the title for each one*
Not to be rude in anyway but I can't help but feel a bit, troubled about multiple accounts.....................
Maybe its just me being paranoid.......................
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 01:59
#139
Final submission (Ignore all others)
Ignore all of my other insults I submitted. I was playing with my guild (In the Jelly) earlier today when an idea popped into my head. This will be my final submission
Yo momma so fat, all of the Tortodrones stopped trying
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 04:25
#140
Renewed Submit
Yo momma so fat she gave birth to a fat snipe and it became popular among Haven as a snipe queen
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 12:32
#141
The papaya has something to say
Everybody has submitted their best insults (in my opinion).
I wish everyone good luck, a few more hours until the results come out ^^
Finally, thank you for hosting this Njthug
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 13:33
#142
yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got to the planets core!
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 16:17
#143
LOL
BENIGHTZ, that was sooooooooo hilarious
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 16:09
#144
yo mamma's like the elevator,
yo mamma's like the elevator, everyone gets a ride
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 16:16
#145
Yo mamma is
Yo mamma is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, that SHE is the reason three rings made a promotion allowing everyone to change their eyes.
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 16:17
#146
Yo momma so fat she got hit
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a frozen Gremlin Mender.
~Gwen
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 16:31
#147
The Jempire <69
Yo mamma is like the Jempire, everyone gets in. :o
Sun, 09/09/2012 - 22:28
#148
Ok kiddos!
As of this post there is a whole 10.5 hours to get your submissions in
So move, think, & post fast & funny style before it's too late
~*A night with hadn*~ is still within your grasp!
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 02:03
#149
Dat momma
My entry.
Yo momma so fat When she got to lord vanadukes throne room, he started singing " we are family!"
Hope I win!
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 05:27
#150
@Iwasdropped
I don't think she could've gotten into his room anyways XD
Yo mamma so fat, she pressed the party button before the party arrived.