Spiral Knights - Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest *RESULTS POSTED*

Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest RESULTS POSTED

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Mon, 08/27/2012 - 09:43

#51

Darkshaodw

Yo momma so stupid, she was

Yo momma so stupid, she was the one that posted the idea of pets, dual wielding, and houses just now!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 09:48

#52

Starlight-Serenade

@_@

Yo momma so dumb, she entered 50 times in a competition that allows 1 entry!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:12

#53

Redlawlsy

Hmm.. time to make fun of myself

Yo' mamma's so dumb she friended me.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 10:58

#54

Achicken

Yo mama

Yo mama so crusty, knights try to mine minerals off her.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:06

#55

Thewach

Yo momma

Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in the core and even Nick couldn't pull her out.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 11:31

#56

Ecchi-Kun

My joke (;o 3o)

Before I post my joke, I just wanted to state that people should really stop posting more than one joke because it hinders others from using a similar, if not the same joke that they might have also thought up. Were it up to me I would simply D/Q those who post more than one joke because everyone should take the time to read everything carefully, and use a little common sense FFS.

My entry:

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she smiles to light her way through candle stick keep.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 15:32

#57

Marazo

Yo momma so stupid and

Yo momma so stupid and careless, she almost posted as many jokes as Tennis did.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:23

#58

Pepperonius

Yo Mamma is so skanky

she is just like this game; Free to play.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:25

#59

Kingvageta

uuuuuugly

yo mamma so ugly that people bug report her

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 17:37

#60

Pballs

gah

Yo mamma so ugly...they decided to put Petrode next to Nonna because it is more visually appealing.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 17:59

#61

Yongchi

hmmm...

Your momma's so fat when she got on the elevator, it went past the core.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:03

#62

Cobalt-Spiral

EoS "Yo Mama Contest"

Yo mama is so OLD that, she ruled the Skylark as the Original Wolver Clone with her pet.... the Snarbolax (Sir Fluffykins).

P.S - School is starting up again so that means i have to actually DO something with my life. Thanks for the excuse to not do my homework!!!

@_o

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:05

#63

Kraanx

Yo mama so fat and so dumb

Yo mama so fat and so dumb she ate up the core so the OOO staff had to lock her in its place and are still trying to make up an excuse, and in the meantime were stuck at cradle and they keep giving us CE promos to entertain us... >:(

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:32

#64

Xairathan

Entry

Yo momma so fat, she farted and crashed the Spiral Knights servers.

Other entries I made that didn't make the cut

-Yo momma so fat, she makes Vanaduke look like a retrode
-Yo momma so ugly, a Zombie tried to dance with her
-Yo momma so ugly, I fired my Blitz at her
-That fat snipe in Haven during April? That was yo momma
-Yo momma so dumb, she got to Depth 25 of FSC, then left the house and bought a 6-pack of Sprite.
-Yo momma so ugly, even Love Puppies avoid her
-Yo momma so fat, when Vanaduke slammed his mace down she fell from Depth 27 and landed on him
-Yo momma so fat, OOO made the mission system since she couldn't fit into the Arcade door.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 19:14

#65

Yomigama

my real one

Yo mamma so ugly, that when she went to Blast Networks everyone switched to Lockdown * (its a star ok)

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 19:32

#66

Blodiah

This wasn't a popular show

This wasn't a popular show with that guy from the 70s show. At least with my friends cause it's so 90s.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 19:38

#67

Captain-Chunk

MY ENTRY ^-^

YO MOMMA SO FAT, Cradle orbits around HER!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 19:57

#68

Kitty-Cat-Powa

Yo momma

Yo momma is so good at dodging not even one shot hit her from a love puppy before killing it.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 19:58

#69

Kitty-Cat-Powa

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 20:01

#70

Njthug

Yo Mamma is so ugly not even

Yo Mamma is so ugly not even a final flourish will go inside of her...

^
Oh wait I'm not suppose to participate. Lol I just wanted to have fun with you guys keep them coming honestly there a few good ones so far =0 this will be tough to judge.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:11

#71

Mr-Baldy

My Submission

Shall I compare thine mother to a Clockworks Run?
She is more heavy than twice Cradle's weight.
'Breaks wind that makes a zombies breath seem fun.
Tortodrones ran away when they saw her face.
The Owlites went extinct when she wanted to dine.
So large is she that the crowned Jelly seems slim,
And her looks so frightening that even Grimalkin cry.
The ancient set was made when she turned ten.
Vanaduke prefers blitzing than to meet the beast.
And danger rooms are nice compared to her breath.
Her voice can be heard b'for the twins you meat.
and her brain must need CE to recover from death.
So long as Knights will battle and fiends will cheat.
Yo' Momma will be stupid, old, and Uuuuuuugly.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:47

#72

Blueberrymuffin

Yo Mama's SO dumb she stared

Yo Mama's SO dumb she stared at a can of orange juice because it said "CONCENTRATE".

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:56

#73

Cobalt

Yo momma so stupid she hired

Yo momma so stupid she hired me to do a guild photo.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 00:18

#74

Nightscloud

Haha

Yo mamma so fat when she lagged into vanaduke the boss instantly fell to it knees! >:D

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 01:56

#75

Xxpapaya

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 05:58

#76

Tersakaff

Yo mamma so dumb she joined EoS.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 19:37

#77

Keveiin

LOL

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 20:23

#78

Cobalt

Yo momma so dumb, she asked

Yo momma so dumb, she asked Ters how to create a good looking costume :(

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 21:51

#79

Venomousbiohazard

Yo mamma so fat, that she made the game crash for months.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 22:23

#80

Vaclavv

@Ters

An interesting joke to make since you applied thrice.

Yo momma joke to come as soon as i think of one.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:54

#81

Havenihaveaproblem

Yo momma so ugly, the rocks

Yo momma so ugly, the rocks in the clockworks turn to jelly when they see her.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 04:29

#82

Rewolverine

Yo momma So Fat That..

Yo mama so fat that knights think she is Lord Vanaduke !!

Yo momma so fat that the elevator skips levels when she is on !!

Yo momma so fat that She thinks Snarbolax is a small mouse!

Yo momma so fat that she rides the trojan when she is slow !

Yo momma so fat that she uses the grand flourish as a toothpick !

Yo momma so fat that her fart is enough to poision the Jelly King !

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 04:31

#83

Rewolverine

Yo momma so fat that..

Yo momma so fat that she ate what she made out of a recepie !!

Yo momma so fat that she keeps snarbolax as a pet !!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 04:33

#84

Thunderbog

@Choobski

This is the only Ters that made his joke once, if ye're talking about the comment #48 and #50, it was Tennis, who did twice, actually more than twice.

Unless ye're talking about old thread, I raise my hands and surrender! pichun!

Otherwise, DERP.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 05:39

#85

Myqpalzm

LOLOLOL

Yo mamma so fat, she want to marry vana.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 05:55

#86

Statiicz

Yo momma so fat she rolled off the edge of D29, Got stuck and people started calling her the core.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 06:23

#87

Coneykrab

How is this so hard?

ONE joke per person. Even if you're 'just posting ones that didn't make the cut'.
Read the other jokes on here! If your joke has already been posted, your odds of winning are zero.
It doesn't seem like too much to ask.

My entry:
Yo momma so stupid she spent her life savings on the Hunter Promo

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 06:37

#88

Vaclavv

@thunderbog

It was in reference to the number of times he has applied to EoS, not this contest.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 08:07

#89

Enclavean

Not rocket science ._.

I agree that no one should be allowed to post more than one entry regardless if its "extra" or not. As stated earlier it makes it harder for others participating since they might have come up with something similar to one of the "extras".

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:15

#90

Yanos-Aldrin

Hah

Yo momma so fat, she emerged from her pod with piercing resist MAX on her spiral culet.

May not be the funniest but at least it makes a lot of sense in terms of game mechanics.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 12:27

#91

Beginning

Entry

Yo momma so fat, she's the one who broke the elevators at the clockworks terminal.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:26

#92

Arctifice

Yo momma's so ugly,

Yo momma's so ugly, Howlitzers fly away from her.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:02

#93

Munuver

Nyan Cat

Yo momma so stupid she thought goldfish were Asian mermaids.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:33

#94

Dvntbjh

I want to play!

Your mamma is so fat that she lost to vana and maulos in a running contest.

Your mamma so fat that haven 1 isnt available because she took up all of that haven.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:03

#95

Grittle

Yo mama is so old, she knew

Yo mama is so old, she knew how tortodrones were created!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 22:20

#96

Vaclavv

Your momma is so gross,

Your momma is so gross, Compound 42 is made from her sweat.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 02:43

#97

Aphenphosmphobia

Yo mama...........

You mama's so ugly the Snarbolax gets stunned by looking at her

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 02:57

#98

Georgezemonkey

You momma is soooooo gross,

Your mommas is so gross, when she farted all the Spiral Knights had to leave Isora

*Just in case you don't know, Isora is the home planet of all of the Spiral Knights*

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 03:41

#99

Metaalpha

Well yo momma

Yo momma so fat she Makes the core jealous. :P
Dis is good contest,thx njthug for hosting it :D

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 04:20

#100

Thunderbog

choob, i fail at logic, ye win this time.

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Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest *RESULTS POSTED*

Echo of Silence Presents: Spiral Knights Yo Mamma Contest RESULTS POSTED