Spiral Knights - FINISHED! Fan Non-Fic: If Tinkinzar Excavated the Clockworks, Where did the Dirt Go?

FINISHED! Fan Non-Fic: If Tinkinzar Excavated the Clockworks, Where did the Dirt Go?

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Tue, 11/13/2012 - 19:54

Latisan-Sklay

Latisan Sklay here, posting on behalf of the PhilosoSnipes.

I'm the publisher for the book they're writing called:
If Tinkinzar Excavated the Clockworks, Where did the Dirt Go?
Suggested Explanations for some of the Clockworks's Darkest Secrets

In all seriousness, this is an ongoing project and will be added to continually. The table of contents is expected to grow, as will the number of links below.
This goofy book is being entered into Tev's Great Big Contest. Check it out here (time is running out - if you're planning on entering, do it now!!): http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/61257

The book: https://www.dropbox.com/s/hi8qludkxpovstf/If%20Tinkinzar%20Dug%20the%20C...

Random shtuff:

Tev's GBC (again): http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/61257

The Arsenal Podcast: www.sklayelite.com/arsenal

Community Costume Petition: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/67861

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:49

Thunderbog

stares at latisan-sklay and his philososnipes

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 20:56

Latisan-Sklay

Stares back at Thunderbog, unsure of what to think of his stare

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 22:04

Thunderbog

if philosodragons are true, how are philososnipes related to? XD

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 02:40

Critzer

Just walked in

Critzer walks down a stange alley that she found herself in after getting lost in complex of intangled alleyways. She sees an open door with light shining from it. She quickly but quitely walks over to the doorway and pokes her head over so she could see inside. She gasp in awe at Latisan-Sklay and the group of...philosnipes...
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"Amazing..."

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 07:18

Latisan-Sklay

^.^

Aww thanks! :)

If you have any ideas or questions of your own (talking to anyone), I'd love to write them in!! ^.^

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 08:14

Thunderbog

Honestly thinking, I think this project ongoing seems awesome and special. We* solve the curious knowledge for our fellow knights!

* = ye, being the publisher of all

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 09:10

Latisan-Sklay

*We

Hey, *we is better than *me.

I'd be glad to use you guys as sources as well if you have some silly theory on any of these questions - it's obviously a goofy project, not a silly one.

Someone suggested to me that Tinkinzar shoved the dirt from the Clockworks into the underworld and forced all the fiends out. That's why they're out and mad and etc. XD

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 09:43

Thunderbog

Oh, I thought as much that ye would forget that I said 'you'. From the '*' reference of 'we'. :x

Guess what Tinkinzar did was legit? :x

Very legit, Tinkinzar must be an adventurer as well to did this. :x

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 10:38

Latisan-Sklay

Update!

Chapter 2 has been added. Enjoy!

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:57

#10

Latisan-Sklay

Update!

Chapter 3 linked above! Have fun.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 14:19

#11

Latisan-Sklay

Update!

Chaptah 4! ...anyone actually reading these as I put them out? xD

Edit: Chapter 5 as well. Awesome!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 14:24

#12

Shadowknifer

Where's the 'Like' button?

Where's the 'Like' button? Hurrdurr, SK forums must be brokeren. =P

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 14:40

#13

Latisan-Sklay

I like that idea.

Can I suggest a Like button on our podcast? XD
It is sorely needed (and not just for me, don't get me wrong. >.<).

In other news, thanks so much! Enjoy and have fun!

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 19:29

#14

Latisan-Sklay

New chapter!

Chapter 6 if you're following along!

Wed, 11/21/2012 - 15:41

#15

Latisan-Sklay

Here you go!

Chapter 7 is my favorite! Now it's yours to read!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 17:32

#16

The-Alt-Oftruth

'Nother guy in this 'ere reading orgy.

'Nuff said.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 18:05

#17

The-Alt-Oftruth

Not to be raunchy or anything.....

....but how do knights reproduce, after all they're not entirely organic.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 19:33

#18

Hexlash

Says Who?

Of course Knights are... somewhat.... organic? Okay.... who knows.... but hey, love it!

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 05:59

#19

Latisan-Sklay

Well, in all technicality in the lore, knights actually are humans sent from Earth on an exploration mission. That's how I understand it anyways.

...and I'd assume it's the same as any other species. Gremlins reproduce (http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/44330#comment-286683 third to last paragraph of that post), as do wolvers, snipes, and Almerians... /shrug XD

And hey, thanks for the support, you guys! Last chapter and epilogue coming hopefully by Tuesday.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 07:02

#20

The-Alt-Oftruth

Thanks

Thank you for explaining.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 17:09

#21

Dmatter

I just read chapter 5 and now

I just read chapter 5 and now I'm imagining a snipe holding a blitz needle. good job, you distracted me.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 18:49

#22

Latisan-Sklay

@Dmatter XD

Hey thanks. That's my job.

Btw, here's what that section was based on. These came out last month.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9qruT43x1rv5ezyo1_1280.png
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9qruT43x1rv5ezyo2_1280.png

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 11:56

#23

Latisan-Sklay

The Final Climax

It's finished!! Enjoy all 8 chapters + an epilogue that I added just for fun. Two days to spare. XD

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 07:14

#24

Latisan-Sklay

Stayin alive.

Goodbye, thread. You may now relinquish your final breath.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:36

#25

Tedme

I got an Idea for were the dirt goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we say "earth"?

I can! "Gremlin dump site".

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FINISHED! Fan Non-Fic: If Tinkinzar Excavated the Clockworks, Where did the Dirt Go?