If capital letters and commas are offensive, then I apologize, but I just simply can't understand why you'd think that. Don't let your own premonitions and bias mess with the way you perceive other people.
Do you realize how abrasively condescending this statement is? I'm hoping it's just an honest mistake, something that happens because no one's ever called you out on such behavior before. (This is, of course, ignoring the strawman you've constructed.)
Since when did correct spelling and punctuation sound "stiff" and convoluted? Whenever I see correct spelling and punctuation, I never think anything besides "This guy must have passed his 8th grade English test".
There's a difference between "typing as you speak" and "typing as you write", but it doesn't have anything to do with spelling words correctly and putting punctuation in the right places. Typing as you speak means what you're typing is exactly what you would say if you spoke to the person face-to-face. Typing as you write is generally the same thing, except it's a bit more formal and elegant. Correct punctuation and spelling can be used in both styles.
I type an average of 80 WPM (I can go up to 120 WPM if I want to type something fast), so I kinda' know what you were trying to say. What I type is almost always what would come out of my mouth if I was talking to you in person, but I still use punctuation and correct spelling.
If capital letters and commas are offensive, then I apologize, but I just simply can't understand why you'd think that. Don't let your own premonitions and bias mess with the way you perceive other people.
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Let me elaborate a bit, just so I can be sure that there is no misunderstanding. There are quite a few different "styles" that people use to type their messages.
Take this sentence, for example.
"huy dud waht cr do u gots? i borro 3 ce plz." (copied from the original post)
That is the average level of communication I've come to expect from the Spiral Knights community. Those two sentences are very convoluted, and require extra mental processing to be able to figure out what they are talking about.
Now, wouldn't it be easier for everyone reading that message if it was typed like this?
"Hey, how many crowns do you have? I'd like to borrow three crystal energy, please."
That sentence is very easy to understand, and looks nice as well. However, that is "typing how you write", so I wouldn't expect that level of formality in the chat. Not only that, but it would take a considerable amount of time to write every message in that same style.
This sentence is a good middle ground: "Hey how much cr do you have? Can I borrow 3ce?" This is easily understandable, and requires almost no extra effort to type. This is the level of communication that I admire in a (in-game, not forum) community, but there are very few communities that bother to type like this.
The average level of communication that I see in most video game communities looks something like this: "hey how much cr do you have? can i borrow 3ce" While the lack of any periods or capital letters makes it a bit rough around the edges, it's still easy to understand, and is more than satisfactory.
And once again, this is what I see from most people in this game: "huy dud waht cr do u gots? i borro 3 ce plz." The only words that are actually spelled correctly are either one or two letters long, there are typos everywhere, and the unfinished words and chat-speak abbreviations makes this a particularly complicated message. Although it's not so bad that it is impossible to understand, it still requires a bit more time to be comprehend, and can often require you to re-read the sentence once or twice to make sure you understood everything. I honestly cannot imagine what is going through someone's head when they talk like this. There is no way that this is their best attempt at typing a message, and why they need to shorten a three letter word like "you" to "u" is beyond my imagination.