SK Bad Pun thread

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Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
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I can't think of any puns here so I'm feeling quite stranded...... But maybe not alone (hopefully)?

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
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I can't think of any puns here so I'm feeling quite stranded...... But maybe not alone (hopefully)?

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
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I can't think of any puns here so I'm feeling quite stranded...... But maybe not alone (hopefully)?

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
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What's a spiral knights favourite drink?
Sprite!

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
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So sorry might computer is very laggy

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Shear-Force
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Ultimaknightz's picture
Ultimaknightz
PUNS

I was wondering why a vial was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
from now on im just saying

from now on im just saying random sentences that contain puns that i dont really mean
:IM THE BOMB!
like that^
:what is the snarboloxs favourite superhero?
wolver-ine
TA-DA

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Shear-Force
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@sir-wuddles
in your starting sentence its supposed to be spelled komza not kozma so that one isn't technically a pun

Jes-Turr's picture
Jes-Turr
@Zero-Master It's

@Zero-Master
It's Kozma.

Gotta look in-depth at a game like Spiral Knights.

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
Huh

Isn't Kozma a knight so why is there a mugshot of her? Aren't mugshots for criminals
& sorry guess I was wrong

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Snarby-Lover-Me
bad pun alert

just trying to revive the thread

what do you call mini jokes? dust punnies

lumber lee lumber bop welcome to the lumber shop
tell me if you know where i got that from

grave scarabs suffer grave consequences

i told a gun puppy a rude joke, it became a red rover

did you here about the slime that wanted my stuff? he was jelly

which knight survives in deserts? Bechamel

did you hear about basil? he has a terminal illness

seerusly though, this is punbelievable

can't find the energy for more, time to call it a knight

Malemaan's picture
Malemaan
I feel like I'm on Facebook sharing my STATUS!

Some of these puns are so shocking that I froze in place when I read them; the amount of humor in them is stunning. Puns are so poisonous that here I am posting. Pls don't flame or curse me out, cuz it's time for me to go to sleep.

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
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Hmmmm I'm starting to run out of puns maybe I should delve deeper

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
If your sad don't be afraid

If your sad don't be afraid to shed some tiers

Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
Why don't slimes make good

Why don't slimes make good friends?
Because there always so gelous

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Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Nothing to see here

Man, these puns give quite a good Punch. Maybe with a variant.

Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Yeah, but my computer has a

Yeah, but my computer has a Trojan!

Ultimaknightz's picture
Ultimaknightz
The Pun-Master has returned!

With less and less people posting here, this is just Work for Idle Hands.

~~~

What do you call a lizard that has speech problems?

A chroma-lisp!

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I'd love to cradle my laptop in my arms right now, but I don't think it would make much of a difference.

Thurderwing's picture
Thurderwing
If spiral knights were

If spiral knights were babies, I'd cradle them in my arms

Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
Alas, it seems we have

Alas, it seems we have reached the core of this thread. It seems to have lost its health and will take someone of great energy to revive it

Validous's picture
Validous
Don't worry. Someone will

Don't worry. Someone will come in with a energy blast and rev this thread back up to speed.

Hearthstone's picture
Hearthstone

I hope yet doubt it, because no people vana do it.

Hexlash's picture
Hexlash
Haha

Abusing varient names to transmute a Punch of puns really gets old after awhile... Yet this 'exchange' of hue-mor is quite funny. I lumber if there Knight be any more puns down there.

Duskstrike
wall o' puns of fun

my mother is the queen of puns. I can keep doing these all knight.
But, how many variants can you forge is the question? In fact, doing these puns for to long might leave you unbound. I really don't mean to heat you up, but your not even on my level. It's like i'm on a whole different tier then you guys. You might even give my puns 5 stars. In other words, all others will fade like mist, while i keep energized. My energy level is so solid, it's like a crystal. In fact, I think i'm the coolest Kat here. Wolver you are, you can appreciate these. (read that last one aloud. It's a bit of a stretch..but you'll get it.)
Can i when i prize for all that? I have to clean my mouth out now.

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Xtweeterx
@Duskstrike

... All of my mind = blown.

Scorcheir's picture
Scorcheir
Brinks of disaster!

I have so few tokens to buy materials with, I'm on the Brinks of disaster!

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Pow-Posts-Again
A PUN INBOUND, APPROVED BY THE KING OF ALL JOKES

What do you call it when somebody with a Searing Edge fights someone with a Firetech Alchemer on these forums? A FLAME war!

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Viorayne
FSC Line...

"Hey Vana, Let's Duke it out".

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Levenzaa
These are punny :3

Shadow Lairs are really hard. There Knightmares to complete :3 (Not really :P)