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Arsenal Podcast Gear Discussion - OCH DLC Gear - How you contribute: Tips and Poems!

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Mon, 03/11/2013 - 16:28

Latisan-Sklay

Welcome to another week in the world of life!

Our discussion this week is on the Operation: Crimson Hammer Downloadable Content Expansion (OCH DLC) gear. That is to say:
• Dark Retribution*
• Warmaster Rocket Hammer*
• Perfect Mask of Seerus*
*and smaller family types.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a poem or five about any of the OCH DLC gear. Limericks are preferred, but all types are good. Get creative!

For example:
I once tried to play PVP.
And I know you might think differently
But because of the spammer
Who wielded his Hammer
I rage quit and left angrily.

The reach of the Hammer is strong,
And the distance you cover is long
And its so good on Pups
And on PvP nubs
When I use it I just feel quite wrong. :(

Also, as always, feel free to give general notes, tips, or five-letter descriptions of the gear in question. Have fun!

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 18:21

Iron-Volvametal

Stable Rocket Hammer 3* Poem-Thingy

This hammer
Gives the name "Spammer"

But I don't mind
Because they were never kind

So if they won't hold back
They shouldn't mind the smack

Because it really was their fault
For not planning their assault

And after their defeat
They consider me a cheat

But even after I triumph over their death
They utter a word from their dying breath

And that word makes me lose control of it all
That word is "lol"

/me drops microphone.

Mon, 03/11/2013 - 18:44

Zeddy

There once was a gremlin named Seerus.
He wanted tostrike other gremlins with fear-us.
He made a bomb most sublime
to use against slime.
He was not the best bomb engineer-us.

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 13:53

Klipik

I skip the poems because I am bad at poems.

Seerus mask: meh. Comparable to Gunslinger lines, no distinct advantages.
DR: Great vs. jellies, mediocre vs everything else. Useless in PvP because of invincibility frames and that fact that hey, there's a big freaking gap in the middle. ¬.¬
Hammers: I could go into an essay-length rant about this, but no one wants to read that. So instead, I say, "spam >.<"

But here, have some links:

Hammers
Things about spam

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 14:10

Juances

Dark Retribution was really good
The money was well spent
But now it's time to move
A single nerf, and down the drain it went.

Tue, 03/12/2013 - 15:19

Njthug

This is history and your kids will book book report me =0

Why do you always leave a shadow copy in the general discussion? I mean you been at this podcast for awhile I would guess by now you would know where topics belong.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 01:35

Wulfeknight

Hopefully not too much harm

Hopefully not too much harm in people seeing a shadow topic in the General forum.

The podcast is good stuff and you guys do a great job. Keep it up!

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 05:38

Latisan-Sklay

If you end up in a book report Nj, I will be pleasantly pleased.

Why do I leave a shadow copy in the general discussion?

Feh. Mainly because I forget. I spend most of my forum time in General Discussion. When I hit the New Topic button, I forget to change the Topic Location until after I post the post.
Why do I leave a shadow copy at that point? ...why not? These podcast threads of ours are getting quieter and quieter and I'm happy if more people get to see them. Sure they come as a product of a mistake, but they are not causing harm.

/shrug

And thanks, Wulfeknight. :3

Sat, 03/16/2013 - 19:04

Sir-Greenlink

The Warmaster Rocket Hammer

The Warmaster Rocket Hammer is definitely my favourite weapon; it's rather rare for me not to use it. What can I say? I like the mechanics of it. I've managed to get pretty decent at using it in PvP (yes, I actually have a strategy - one that involves the use of the guardian shield). I honestly couldn't care less if people were to complain about me using it.

I don't have much to say about the mask of Seerus, other than the fact that it has become a replacement of the Vog Cub Cap in areas such as Firestorm Citadel (my hammer has an ASI-VH UV so the sword ASI of the cap is redundant).

I now to present to you a poem about the Dark Retribution that I wrote using what little creativity I could find xD :

This bomb was made by gremlins
It causes a few tremblings
It works on slimes
Most of the time

Use it on the Jelly King
Make it hurt and make it sting
Watch the purple orbs spin round and round
Hear them making their delightful sounds

Drop this bomb again and again
Hopefully you can count past ten
And with its super fast speed
You will most surely succeed

This is just a little something that I cam up with. I tried to make the poem meaningful. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't, I apologise for wasting your time as well as mine.

Sat, 03/16/2013 - 23:00

Ubernerd

I'll give it a go, to end up on your show.

There's a large hammer called the Warmaster
Swing 2 causes knights to dash faster
When used in LD
'Tis a fine sight to see!
But often ends up in disaster

Also, in five words:

Complaints about spam? Just excuses.

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 10:56

#10

Ubernerd

Yes, I am going to nitpick. I ain't even mad, bro.

I'd just like to clarify that "LD" in my limerick actually should have been read as "el-dee," not "Lockdown." Because "Lockdown" doesn't rhyme with "see." See? K. I'll leave now.

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