Spiral Knights - The Fail and Epic Fail game

The Fail and Epic Fail game

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Sun, 09/22/2013 - 17:18

Pipipipipi

what you do in this game is make up a epic fail for the poster before you, and a fail for yourself
NOTE: the fails/epic fails do not have to be true things you did, and can just be made up
MORE IMPORTANT NOTE: it does not have to involve sk
EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NOTE: I was kidding about that post saying SK is banned from this fourm, but please don't just talk about SK flix
EVEN EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NOTE: it HAS TO BE a FAIL

EXAMPLE:

Poster 1: FAIL: made holes in sweater with strike needle

Poster 2: EPIC FAIL: made holes in Ferons bed using Strike needle
FAIL: got killed by ghast
poster 3: EPIC FAIL: got killed by big baby
FAIL: did something bad

You see the pattern?

It starts now

FAIL: forgot to bring a shield to a jk run

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 18:03

Deleted-Knight

EPIC FAIL: Also only brought

EPIC FAIL: Also only brought an autogun as weapon to the JK run.

FAIL: Accidentally sold prismatic wolver tail for 100 crs.

Sun, 09/22/2013 - 18:08

Isekuube

Derp. :3

EPIC FAIL: The person you gave it to his alt. And after a couple of months later, deleted his alt, forgetting about his Prismatic Wolver Tail.

FAIL: I lost against the Snarbolax in full 5* armour.

Mon, 09/23/2013 - 02:04

Thowardz

EPIC FAIL: You also joined the party with noob. And he killed the boss without you.
FAIL: Forgot to Make snapshots for 20+ Impostocube...

Mon, 09/23/2013 - 06:27

Flix-The-Ninja

Epic Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!

EPIC FAIL: You also forgot you were in a spike while you were trying to remember the button to take a snapshot, and you also has 1% health...
FAIL: Forgot that i was in my proto set when attempting Elite Shadow Gloaming Wildwoods

Mon, 09/23/2013 - 12:49

Popoixd

EPIC FAIL:Also forgot to take

EPIC FAIL:Also forgot to take a shield and a weapon...

FAIL:Take shadow weapon against Lord Vanaduke in a solo. (in his last form vana imune agaist shadow.)

Mon, 09/23/2013 - 14:49

Pipipipipi

you know, it doesn't have to be sk related

EPIC FAIL: You found out you accidently were instead in JK's throne room, and he beat you up easyly

FAIL: Built a wool house on first minecraft world

Tue, 09/24/2013 - 01:09

Thowardz

EPIC FAIL: You also pour lava around your wool house.
FAIL: Ate dog food.

Tue, 09/24/2013 - 03:34

Flix-The-Ninja

Pipipipipi, Vana is IMMUNE to shadow

Pipipipipi, Vana is IMMUNE to shadow in his last phase. Its possible to beat JK with shadow wep, but its not possible for vana. So you just made that fail LESS failish (Or whatever its called)
Now, back to topic:
EPIC FAIL: Which was actually dog droppings...
FAIL: Tried to do vana in proto set (Proto Sheild and Wep, too)...

Tue, 09/24/2013 - 21:07

Sandwich-Hero

Hahaha

EF: Used 200 sols on vana, then finally beats him, but before he can get his seals, the server reboots.

F: Idles on spikes (I actually did this today in a t2 arena)

Wed, 09/25/2013 - 04:16

#10

Flix-The-Ninja

EPIC FAIL: With a lumber

EPIC FAIL: With a lumber behind ready to do some pro smashin...
FAIL: Couldn't think of another fail...

Wed, 09/25/2013 - 18:16

#11

Pipipipipi

@Flix umm, it is a epic fail, read it again
keywords: "he beat you up easily"
Having being beaten up by jk easily with shadow weapons is more fail then bringing only shadow weapons to vanna, so my epic fail is more failish then your fail

EPIC FAIL: read above
FAIL: attempted parcore, fell on first jump

Thu, 09/26/2013 - 13:18

#12

Doctorspacebar

It's a Concrete Jungle out there

EPIC FAIL: At the same time, you misspelled Parkour. It's spelled... well, Parkour.

FAIL: You try to fight a Sentry Gun as a Scout.

Thu, 09/26/2013 - 18:08

#13

Pipipipipi

EPIC FAIL: (for the sentry) you easily beat it up before it does anything to you and it is a level 3 sentry
FAIL: I tripped

Thu, 09/26/2013 - 20:30

#14

Sandwich-Hero

Oooh

EF: You tripped and fell off a cliff.
F: I fall off a cliff.

(You made Dr 's fail MUCH LESS FAILISH.)

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 02:05

#15

Flix-The-Ninja

Wait, one sec... Ok, I just

Wait, one sec... Ok, I just found out that my brain was off limits and JK is actully weak to shadow, not resistant to shadow. Now i get what you were sayin.
Back ta topic:
EPIC FAIL: Right into the sea... With 34 sharks for company...
FAIL: Server rebooted while doing Elite Shadow Gloaming Wildwoods...

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 04:46

#16

Doctorspacebar

It's a Concrete Jungle out there

EPIC FAIL: You had just shot open a box that dropped a Darkfang Shield right before the reboot, and if you had noticed you could have crossed brambles to get it.

FAIL: You dig straight up while renovating your base and get a faceful of gravel.

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 06:55

#17

Flix-The-Ninja

Assuming your fail is based on minecraft...

EPIC FAIL: With half a heart.
FAIL: Used a DVS charge on the FRONT of a about-to-attack trojan with 4% health...

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 15:50

#18

Pipipipipi

@sandwich-hero keyword: (for the sentry)

EPIC FAIL: you got killed by a random wolver before the trojan touches you

FAIL: nobody except me and doctor seem to know you can make fails about other stuff then sk

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 19:26

#19

Doctorspacebar

It's a Concrete Jungle out there

EPIC FAIL: Doctor then begins posting all his fails referring to himself in third person.

FAIL: Doctor accidentally clicks a link that leads him to a YouTube video of Rebecca Black's "song" "Friday".

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 19:37

#20

Sandwich-Hero

...i don't get it

EF: You accidentally buy the song on iTunes for no reason.

F: I fail to commit suicide in real life.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 00:00

#21

Flix-The-Ninja

I just like ta make ma fails SK related...

EPIC FAIL: And you tried to commit suicide again by drinking a bottle of poison, not knowing that it was a bottle of immortality, and now your gonna have to deal with yer life for the rest of you immoprtal life
FAIL: Cant log in to SK...

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 08:08

#22

Pipipipipi

EPIC FAIL: you then get SK

EPIC FAIL: you then get SK related stuff banned from the fourm (I'm not kidding)
FAIL: tried counting to 100, couldn't get past 9

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 11:36

#23

Intelchapster

WTFLOCKDOWNH4X!1?

EPIC FAIL: you realize that you are Gabe Newell, and didn't even get past 2.

FAIL: you have disturbed a wild vagineer in its natural habitat.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 12:54

#24

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

they will kill us they will kill you

EF: you also woke up the Snarbolax and you have to fight it in real life with no weapons or Beast Bell.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 21:46

#25

Sandwich-Hero

SITUATION RESOLVED. PLEASE EXIT THE FACILITY.

EF: You idle in the top of the room in front of which there is the message you put in your subject line twice, once in minuscule and once in majuscule, for 30 seconds. (Here's a hint: Ghosts, machines, bombies, bullets, left.)
F: U77654 exists.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 07:26

#26

Popoixd

I will ignore your Fail because its offensive and i dont want

I will ignore your Fail because its offensive and i dont want to be offensive.

Fail: Draw a develite and its look like a potatoes...

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 07:36

#27

Pipipipipi

Epic Fail: you realised you

Epic Fail: you realised you drew it in maxwell's notebook so it came to life and started throwing stuff at you

Fail: made this thread (jk)

Thu, 10/03/2013 - 20:32

#28

Sandwich-Hero

Dude. DUDE. DUDE WHAT IS WRONG

Making Usevnsevnsixfivfor exist. Yes, calling it a "fail" is offensive.
But.
Here's the problem.
YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILY
YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILY
DO YOU SEE THIS TEXT
YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILYYOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILYYOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILYYOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILYYOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILYYOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILYYOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILYYOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE LESS OFFENSIVE BY MAKING IT MORE FAILY
Like, for example, you can say "EpicFail: Sandwich-Hero didn't think his fail out properly. Therefore, random missile strike. On him." The epic fail does not HAVE to be directly related to the other person's fail (though it usually will be).
Also.
EVER
HEARD
OF
SARCASM
What if I wasn't really being offensive?
What if I was subconsciously random typing and accidentally hit those keys?
WHAT IF I WAS SARCASTIC?
WHAT IF I NEVER REALLY MEANT FOR IT TO BE OFFENSIVE, OR FOR ANYONE TO TAKE IT AS NOT SUCH, AND HAVE TO REPLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS?
WHAT IF I FORGOT THE WORD "not" IN THERE?
WHAT IF I JUST FORGOT TO PUT "No offense meant" AFTER IT???

God. Forget those three words and I end up wasting 5 minutes of time typing this up.

Anyway
EF: It died, so your efforts would be in vain. :|
F: I will not allow my epicfail for you to happen, thus turning me into a Grand Reper(cussion) Of Depth And Deconstruction.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 16:01

#29

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

...what have I done?

EF: the above post happened.

F: My house burns down and sets off two tons of fireworks heading for Japan.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 10:15

#30

Mordenius

um.. fireworks would never

um.. fireworks would never make it very far anywhere... they're meant to explode in mid air...

EF: the fireworks turn around and hit whatever is left of your house.

F: my power went out as i was writing page 5 of a 5 page essay

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 16:22

#31

Pipipipipi

EF: it was acually page 1 of

EF: it was acually page 1 of a 10 page essay

F: tripped while attempting to steal cookie

Wed, 10/09/2013 - 19:25

#32

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

EF: You also locked the "I stole the cookie game". Way to go, hero.

F: I play the Song of Storms while drowning.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3FNRJlIZ89w&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3FNR...

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 00:08

#33

Bustware

Epic Fail: Called even

Epic Fail: Called even heavier rainfall, you're blamed for humanity death.
Fail: Failed to use Market Gardener properly when rocket jumping.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 21:49

#34

Sandwich-Hero

...

EF: Your rocket launcher explodes too, and you fail to reach your desired height, thus landing as a bloody, brutal, battered mass of bones, ripped flesh and blood.
F: I don't know what a Market Gardener is

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 01:51

#35

Flix-The-Ninja

Since my brain is hibernating, i guess i'll use my 2nd brain...

Epic Fail: You also don't know how to breathe...
Fail: Cant think of a fail other than SK, And SK is banned from the topic...

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 12:03

#36

Pipipipipi

Epic Fail: you don't even

Epic Fail: you don't even realise that I was just kidding about that and said I was in the origional post
Fail: you made a asdfmovie refrence

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 14:52

#37

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

EF: You got ran over by a train.

F: Your giant vault of 800 SoLs are wasted on a single Vanaduke run.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 16:35

#38

Pipipipipi

EF: you again realised you

EF: you again realised you were doing a jk run and not a vana run

F: took a arrow to the knee

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 00:23

#39

Bustware

Title

EF: it turned out to be a bomb...
F: frontstabed Engie with Your Eternal Reward...

@Sandwich-Hero this is Market Gardener: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Market_Gardener

Fri, 10/18/2013 - 21:37

#40

Doctorspacebar

It's a Concrete Jungle out there

EF: You Dead-ringed, used dispensers and ammo crates to get ready for another stab... and proceeded to butterknife said Engie four times, repeatedly failing and dying and Dead-Ringing until you happened to collide with the enemy Heavy while cloaked. Nice knowin' ya.

F: You decided to model your Facebook profile after an internet meme.

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 09:31

#41

Pipipipipi

EF: you modeled it after Nyan

EF: you modeled it after Nyan Cat, making everyone think you are a annoying person

F: attempted to eat the moon thinking it was cheese

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 14:22

#42

Popoixd

EF: Your moon was cheese. A

EF: Your moon was cheese. A no-more-good-to-eat cheese in your fridge...

F: Want to buy Pokemon Y bu

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 18:22

#43

Pipipipipi

EF: you buy it but then

EF: you buy it but then realise you never wanted Y, you wanted X so you delete Y

F: bored

Mon, 10/21/2013 - 23:14

#44

Bustware

EF: you wrote a novel about

EF: you wrote a novel about boredom.
F: have not enough elite orbs for Hall of Heroes 4...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:20

#45

Pipipipipi

EF: it was acually 1 F: bunch

EF: it was acually 1
F: bunch of people thought dropping trash on gremlin chatter was cool

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:52

#46

Popoixd

EF: Actually it was. (This is

EF: Actually it was. (This is false.)
F: Eat a Mc hamburger (hey its a gaming/joking thread)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 23:07

#47

Bustware

EF: It turned out to be a

EF: It turned out to be a cheeseburger, and I'm alergic to cheese, OMG :(
F: You wake up in the world of Minecraft...

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 06:00

#48

Doctorspacebar

It's a Concrete Jungle out there

EF: ...and promptly take your first step off the top of a jungle tree, falling 28 blocks. CURSE YOU, MOJAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

F: You somehow set off the smoke alarm pouring cereal.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 16:54

#49

Pipipipipi

EF: you then set off the blizzard alarm in greenland by making bacon

F: something failish happened

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 19:23

#50

Popoixd

EF:Something Epix Faillish

EF:Something Epix Faillish appen.
F: My friend say he dont like bacon.

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