EF: You will get banned.
F: I have lots of lags lately.
The Fail and Epic Fail game
EF: that is not a fail, as it is not your fault
F: I'm too lazy to come up with a fail :P
EF: Being lazy while being on SPK made you die by a Dust Bunny.
F: Crash because of stupidity.
EF: Not only crash, your whole computer got trashed.
F: No avatar I found on website suits me.
EF: You couldn't find an avatar from ANY website.
F: I got killed by someone I dominated JUST after I dominated him.
EF: Later he dominated you.
F: I engaged a cluster bomb but I forgot to throw it.
EF: I don't get it
F: I don't know what "SPK" is
EF: You also don't know what the radiant drought is and you just cradted all your stuff to 5*.
EF: you forgot a fail
F: I tried to blend teh internet
EF: You lost the connection.
F: I fell from map in Haven.
EF: nobody considered that a fail and everybody teleported to you to get out of the map
F:
EF: There's no text!
F: I received an ignited pipe bomb.
EF: you thought it was a warp pipe and went in
F: lazy
EF: So lazy that you didn't want to eat, and you starved to death.
F: Clusters of cluster bomb are falling at me!
(cluster bomb is a bomb composed of lots of smaller bombs that explode after the mother bomb explodes, being scattered all over the battle field)
EF: that is so not a fail
F: anouther failish thing happened
EF: An epicfailish thing happened.
F: I found myself flying into bottomless pit.
EF: It was a foam pit
F: not knowing that they give you the stuff for hall of heroes 1 and you don't have to alchemize it, you wasted materials and alchemy orbs alchemizing it.
EF: You thought that you can pass Hall of Heroes 5-2 with 2* stuff.
F: I was launched along with a Space Shuttle.
EF: it ran out of fuel and crushed the Core
F: Taking on Grand Arsenal of Seerus with proto gear and no freeze bomb
EF: (for Serrus) you won easily
F: I made stuff
EF: badly
F: not everybody likes cupcakes
EF: You threw it into lava.
F: I found Vanaduke while being Recruit.
EF: you ran off not realising he only wanted hugz
F: something
EF: that wasn't a fail
F: You think you're Glados
EF: He tried to get advance...
F: I tried to eat a vacuum cupcake.
Epic fail
It sucked your guts on themselves.
Fail
I tried walrus whispering, only to be crushed by walrus blubber.
Epic fail
You got crushed by a walrus stomach
Fail
I blew up an orphanage and got arrested
You got really popular in a good way
I SMASH DOOM WITH HAMMERZ
EF: It recoiled and smashed you instead.
F: Everyone with apprentice are going to arcade instead of rank missions.
EF: The arcade got closed because of the renovation but they still go there
F:You think you're Number Four
EF: The arcade got closed because of the renovation but they still go there
F:You think you're Number Four
EF: you think someone would think they are a number
F: I thought I was playing the before and after game on post 129
EF: this was BEFORE you noticed Justin bieber was the only thing on your playlist and AFTER you realized you liked it
F: I sometimes forget I haven't got a brain and attempt to use whatever is actually inhabiting my skull cavity
EF: because of that, you think I would record JB songs and like them and also made a very bad epic fail
F: again, I thought I was playing the before and after game on post 129
alright he's your epic fail: and you thought before and after had to do with transgender operations, so you described your own experience
fail: I was born...
EF: That's what you think
F: Pipipipipi's hammer finally breaks.
EF: you don't know MAH HAMMER NEVER BREAKS, AND THAT WAS YOUR HAMMER
F: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *starts smashing Kmarts, and makes a absoulutly random fail that is not a fail*
EF: That was an epic fail instead.
F: I got showdowned by Heavy while creeping to backstab him.
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Showdown
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Backstab
EF: I don't get it
F: I'm too lazy to read wiki links
EF: You're also too lazy to breathe.
F: I tried to set up a Sentry on cp_degrootkeep.
EF: IDGI
F: this fail is not a fail, which makes me fail at this game, making this a fail, thus creating a paradox...
EP: the paradox crashes spiral knights and deletes everyone's accounts so you receive so much hate mail and your house it burned down and everybody is fighting each other over who gets to slit your throat.
F: Vana smashed me with mace...
F: I got a 12 out of 50 in my English test while 35 is the passing grade.
EF: you don't realise it is acually 70 the passing grade and the max is 100
F: I tripped
EF: on a surface you can't trip on
F: Sacred thinks OP things are cool
EF: He thinks proto gear is OP.
F: I forgot Pi doesn't play Team Fortress 2.
EF: You accidentally play with him. He dominates you in half a minute.
F: I foolishly run into a mob of robots in MvM.
EF: Double posted again...
F: made a page worth of double posts on the cookie game