EF: Its the LAST page.
F: I eat the jelly king and get sick.
The Fail and Epic Fail game
EF: You then ate the Ice Queen and got a cold.
F: Apocrea Sigils must be bought with CE or found in Obsidian Boxes instead of Lost Souls or puzzles, and 6 Eternals are required to craft the weapons.
Epic Fail: And the crown cost pass from 2k to 2500k.
Fail: I eat a Develite and get sick.
EF: It turned out to be Devil-IT and you get zapped.
F: Herobrine appeared right in front of me :(
EF: your fail isn't a fail at all
F: ate 2 much candy and got sick
EF: You ate 2 much candy 4 wanting to get 6 so all the candy you 8 would be gone and 10 you want to go trick or treating again.
F: Found a Sloombargo in a Fiend arena.
EF : Discovered it was not a sloombargo but a used condom
F: My nose drank coffee
EF: that is not a fail
F: some people arn't doing fails anymore.
EF: They actually do fails on making fails.
F: I goes to the hospital because of banana peel
EF: The hospital is a mental asylum.
F: I put my dog under the sun calling it a "hot dog".
EF: It roasted to death, and somebody came and ate it when you were grabbing the tanning oil.
F: I left my thermos at the gym.
EF: You then realize it was glued to your face the entire time.
F: I though Justin Bieber was a guy.
EF: Justin Bieber
F: I poked a hobo with a stick to see if he was alive
EF: The hobo was actually a bomb in disguise and you blew up the world.
F: I let my sister beat me in checkers.
EF: it was really a war where you commanded your army through the checkers pieces.
F: i played T3 lockdown in my proto gear.
EF: You need a 4*/5* piece of equipment to do that.
F: My dog ate my homework.
EF: It changed into your teacher.
F: Can't imagine a fail.
EF: That was a double post, and the dog was a kat.
F: I don't know how to not have the subject line.
EF: You also don't know how to type.
F: I didn't come up with fail for a long time.
EF: dat not ah fal
F: cant spel sempile wrds
EF : Found a mewtwo
E : Internal server error. Server crashed, and the mewtwo de-spawn
EF: And you cant play anymore.
F:I eat Pipipipipi and he bite my belly from the interior.
EF: you realised you accidently ate yourself instead of me, and that not a fail
F: ate a porcupine by accident
EF: The porcupine was a spiked bomb, and ripped you to shreads.
F: Apples have socks.
EF: Apple are PINEapple in reality.
Fail: I discover i'm a man/woman (The opposite of what you think I am.)
EF: I don't get it...
F: a snake thought it's tail was a tasty snack and tried to eat it
EF: It turned out that was the tail of a dinosaur. Which is entirely immune to its venom and is now angry at something that bit its tail. Oooooops.
F: You're slicing a cucumber and accidentally knock a majority of the slices onto the floor.
EF: The floor is riddled with mines and the slices set one off.
F: My hand is a dog.
EF: Your other hand is a cat. Your hand chases your other hand, rendering both hands unable to do any work.
F: You forget to turn off your cell phone ringer and it goes off, at full volume, in the middle of your school/workplace.
EF: He vomits on you with it.
F: Got killed by ricoshet.
EF: The ricochet was really a water bubble.
F: ... I forgot how to breath.
Epic Fail: Scout in front of you.(I don't play TF2)
Fails:Everyone only write F and EF instead fo Fail and Epic Fail.
EF: Well You're A NERD!
F: Played the knife game.
EF: Thought it was "catch the knife in your vital organs" game. Would've won that one.
F: Voted for a grand piano in a presidential election.
EF: It reciprocated by being thrown at you from 10th floor.
F: Got killed by telefrag.
EF: Because you stood on the enemy exit. For ten seconds.
F: Caught trying to hijack a water bottle shipment.
EF: It was a lava bottle and it was leaking.
F: I post too much about lava.
EF: you post underwater
F: I bump this thread
EF: ...into death pit.
F: I'm sinking...
EpicFail: In lava.
Fail: Do bad dream because of My little ponie freindship is magic !
EPIC FAIL: discovered a python in bed.
FAIL: drank chocolate milk that had ladybug in it.
EF: you drank so slow that the ladybug drank it all before you did
F: HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERS ARE NOT LOVED BY EVERYONE, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
EF: But they love you... to be bonked by them.
F: I had a task to destroy a Sentry being a Scout.
EF: I don't get what is so failish
F: THE FAIL IS ABOUT HAMMAHS, WHY?
EF: I dunno, but one hit your head with a hammer.
F: Not many people play Team Fortress 2, shamely.
@ Pipipipipi Scout practically has no combat power, especially vs. a Sentry.
EF: That is not a fail. You should be grounded >:(
F: made a page worth of double posts on the cookie game
EF: everyone is obsessed with bacon
F: I acidently make a new page