Kill the toaster!
Sat, 11/16/2013 - 18:55
#52
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
I fight my away out of the Underworld, (i've done it in food fight!) and call in a precision AC-130 150 mm gun strike to pulverize the toaster. Unfortunately it did nothing except destroy Dekuinanutshell's house.
Sat, 11/16/2013 - 19:10
#53
/puts the toaster in the microwave, puts the microwave in the oven, puts the oven on top of the stove, shoves the oven and the stove down the kitchen sink. And I throw in a few Thunderballs and buckets of water to do the trick.
/sparks fly everywhere, everyone dies but gets revived from the high amount of electricity (energy).
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 19:25
#54
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
In the ruins, of the kitchen i do something crazy... i eat an english muffin instead of toast. Its delicious and the toaster pitches itself out of an office bulging rather than be the creator of B-list breakfast.
Sat, 11/23/2013 - 04:31
#55
this thread......must .....SURVIVE!
well,i make myself a mecha knight and let it destroy the toaster.
after 5mil. years: IT IS STILL ALIVE!!!!
Sun, 11/24/2013 - 13:40
#56
1. toasters must die. 2 Error: pokemon detected in thread.
time to use mah EXPLOUD
Uses Sound Bomb
and WIGGLYTUFF!
Uses YOOM TAH!
toaster is defeated!
Exploud gained 301 exp. points!
Wigglytuff gained 128.5 exp. points!
Sun, 11/24/2013 - 14:48
#57
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
looks at other toaster
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU DESTROYED MY MUFFINS AND MY OTHER TOASTER, YOU SHALL DIE FOR THAT
/hits Kbloowit with hammer and into toaster along with all his/her pokemon
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 16:08
#58
I shatter the fourth wall so that it falls on the toaster.
Still not broken.
Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:14
#59
THIS THREAD NOW MINE
Maklakalakalakaalakalakalakaalakalakalak:
1) TOASTER used RFLECT ! MAKLALAKLALASOMETHING died !
2) Your england muffin became a FRENCH muffin.
Usevnsevnsixfivfor:
Herm........ he have electric power now.....
TOASTER use THUNDERBLOT on USEVNSEVNSIXFIVFOR it s super effective !!!
Kbloowit:
TOASTER used REVIVE.
TOASTER used TOAST. Everyone got killed by EVIL TOAST.
EVIL TOAST take control of PI.
EVIL TOAST evolved into DEMONIC TOAST.
Tue, 11/26/2013 - 19:26
#60
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
DEMONIC TOAST evolved into poccessing TOAST
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/smashes everything
Sat, 11/30/2013 - 13:34
#61
solutuion:
i looked up some pokemon and found this:
RAYQUAZA! use EXTREEMSPEED and get the toast out!! (he is so fast that the toaster has no time to react)
now use HYPER BEAM! (toaster expoldes)
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAA!
(i won)
Sat, 11/30/2013 - 16:42
#62
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/looks at Jungle
oh, thanks for getting my french toast out of that toaster, if you were looking for the toaster with the toast, it's over there.
/points at other toaster
By the way, it's stats are:
Att: 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Def: 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Spd: 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Int: 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Acc: 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Eva: 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
have fun!
/eats french toast
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 07:01
#63
VANADUKE MASTERBALL!!!!!!
VANADUKE MASTERBALL!!!!!!
Sun, 12/01/2013 - 10:46
#64
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster can also change type, the toaster changes to water type and beats Vana up
Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:19
#65
It changes back to a toaster
It changes back to a toaster and I get a crack squad of gremlins to disassemble it.
Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:28
#66
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster turns to dark type kills all your gremlins with a dark type move
I ask the toaster nicly to give me the toast
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 20:20
#67
No kill like overkill.
I run in with a charged Warmaster Rocket Hammer and use my charge attack on the toaster while shouting "Constructs are weak to elemental damage!"
Tue, 12/03/2013 - 20:34
#68
.
*breaks out the mig and welds twin 50 caliber Vulcans on toaster*
the greatest wartoaster to ever roam the eggoland...
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 05:16
#69
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
I hit it with a charge FoV attack. YES I HAVE A FIRE UV
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:33
#70
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Chill it changes type to gremlin right when you attack it, making it very ineffective
@Pv the toaster electrocutes you and kills you
@Malk it has immunity to fire
@Me it decides to engage in pleasent conversation with me, after all, I'm the only one who has been nice to the toaster
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 03:16
#71
I hire the mercs to destroy
I hire the mercs to destroy the toaster with my Australium weapons.
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 04:04
#72
lord of the... TOASTER!
i build myself an orc army with sauron and saruman (=1mil orcs) and defaet the toaster :P
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 08:14
#73
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I continue pleasent conversation with the toaster, and fire a bazooka at the orcs and the mercs
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 10:31
#74
The mercs survived due to the
The mercs survived due to the Medic's Projectile Shield. I tell them to kill Pipipipipi, just in case he continues shooting bazookas at them.
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 14:49
#75
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I smash all of your MERCS WITH MAH HAMMER WHICH NOTHING CAN RESIST (they are all dead now) while continuing pleasent conversation with the toaste
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:07
#76
You burn because you touched the Projectile Shield.
So, you never got to smash them because you're dead.
They still attack the toaster. I tell them if Pipipipipi respawns, KILL HIM FIRST!
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:36
#77
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I smash the Sacred who thinks I died because I touched a losey shield and is talking to a bunch of dead bodys and thinking they are attacking the toaster.
The toaster decides to help me and grants my HAMMER electric powers.
Anyone who objects to what I said gets thrown in the torture chamber for 93507819571987489
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:41
#78
The Mercs can RESPAWN!
@Pi I am the Admin, which means I am not there, I am in the Admin's office in Mann Co.
They kill you, and continue attacking the toaster.
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:55
#79
no they can't, and you are not
The dead bodys don't kill me, I find you and put you in a torture chamber which can not be broke out of FOREVER!!! (I lied about the 93507819571987489)
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:56
#80
no they can't, and you are not
The dead bodys don't kill me, I find you and put you in a torture chamber which can not be broke out of FOREVER!!! (I lied about the 93507819571987489)
triple post and lazy to edit it out :P
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 17:55
#81
no they can't, and you are not
The dead bodys don't kill me, I find you and put you in a torture chamber which can not be broke out of FOREVER!!! (I lied about the 93507819571987489)
Sat, 12/07/2013 - 18:19
#82
Respawn means spawn again, which means they can live over and
over again. I enlist help from the BLU team. They have almost been killed, but they succeed nonetheless. They rescue me, and I get back to Mann Co. HQ. I then send them in to assassinate you. They succeed. They then attack the toaster under my orders.
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 11:41
#83
HAHAHA!
sacred i won't let you kill the toaster... I WILL! I destroy your mercs and send them into the nether......
I call the CIA and FBI they should kill the toaster for me. I win :P
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 11:52
#84
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Sacred I blow them up, they are all dead now. I also murder any other army of yours that comes to destroy the toaster with the enhanced ban hammer, which once you are smacked with you die FOREVER!!!
@Jungle me and the toaster electrocute all of the CIA and FBI, but not you since you got rid of Sacred's random overpowered stuff
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 11:54
#85
..thanks...
well,I get a GM with his ban stick and he destroyes the toaster :DD
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 11:56
#86
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I smack the GM with the ban hammer before the GM smacks the toaster with the ban stick, I kill the GM with the ban hammer only, so I use my ban hammer powers to make the GM not a GM and ban the GM
I make a deal with the Florans and they protect the toaster
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 12:01
#87
you killed A GM!!!!
you are so mean.....i am going to tell that to nick......
i sing this to the toaster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
the toaster now commits suicide
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 12:09
#88
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster makes you stick a fork in it instead of commiting suicide, you die a dumb way
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 12:12
#89
man you are REALLY mean!
*sigh* i guess I die....
BUT because i died with the toaster's electricity, I am a part of him.
I try to take control......will it work?
Sun, 12/08/2013 - 12:17
#90
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
it doesn't work, as you are not part of the toaster acually
/puts Jungle's dead body 50 feet away and revives it with a spark of life, then goes back to the toaster, who decides to give me some toast, which I eat then put more bread in the toaster
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 02:41
#91
In that case....
I send in TONS of robots. They all act like the mercs. They have all the enhancements. They kill Pipipipipi and Jungle-Sword to prevent them from protecting and destroying the toaster, respectively. They then dump a bomb at the toaster. They do it until they destroy the toaster.
I want to destroy the toaster because it is made by Mann Co.
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 09:28
#92
*trollface*
They are attacking nothing because I teleported Pi and the toaster to the core yesterday
*sets up a anti teleport feild around the core*
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 09:35
#93
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/plays go fish with the toaster
Tue, 12/10/2013 - 02:58
#94
I order the robots to go to
I order the robots to go to the core of Cradle to find the toaster and Pi. They bomb their way through to the core. Then they find Pi, playing go fish. They kill Pi, and bomb the toaster until it is destroyed.
It didn't say anything about TELEPORTING!
Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:48
#95
DDDD:
cupcake,y didn't you teleport me D:
/e is dead because of sacred and has no sparks. !HEELLPP!
Tue, 12/10/2013 - 18:15
#96
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Sacred I smash them all with the ban hammer before they lay a scratch on me
@Jungle you are protecting the toaster?
/goes to Jungle and revives with a spark
Tue, 12/10/2013 - 19:02
#97
No kill like overkill.
I summon Darkfire Vanaduke to attack the toaster while I smash Pipipipipi with a charged warmaster rocket hammer.
Wed, 12/11/2013 - 05:51
#98
umm..thanks...(again)
umm,no, i was DEAD. how should i protect a toaster while i am dead?
/ty for the SOL
gives the toaster back to dekunanutshell and shrugs.
'we can't help you man. buy a new toaster'
Wed, 12/11/2013 - 18:10
#99
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Chill he decides to instead smash you and play goldfish with me and the toaster, also, I TAKE YOUR HAMMER AND SMASH YOU WITH IT, AS I AM IMMUNE TO GETTING SMASHED
@Jungle have you tried asking it nicly and having pleasent conversations with it? It works
Thu, 12/12/2013 - 03:46
#100
I send in MORE robots!
They attack Pi from afar. They run when needed. When they have finally killed Pi, they go to the toaster and bomb it 'till it is destroyed.
except the powers of a new page protect the toaster from the fire
tries to smash it more with hamer, only to do nothing