Kill the toaster!
Mon, 12/16/2013 - 15:26
#102
Swag IS a virtue
I use my cybernetic implants to FUSE with the toaster, we are one now, but i am master of it.
I use my fusing to shoot the toast out, then use my evil toaster powers to conquer the kitchen.
Mon, 12/16/2013 - 15:29
#103
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I use my possessing TOAST powers to seperate Malkalack from the toaster
/goes back to the core with the toaster and vana and plays games with them
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 09:03
#104
You had so much fun, you forgot your ban hammer.
I send in robots to destroy The Core! Apparently, it was somehow made also by Mann Co. It will also destroy the toaster when it explodes. The ban hammer was also made by Mann Co.
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 10:42
#105
Umm, nice try. In the end of that toaster...
I buy a new toaster and put bread in it, and cannot get the toast out.
Can someone help?
EDIT: pipipipipi, if you read this post, read this part:
I just shattered the 4th wall with this post.
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 14:00
#106
Swag IS a virtue
I pop the Core open with a crowbar made of pure swaggonite. As you are stunned I smash you with A Third Troika. As you spasm from electricity I take the toaster back to the kitchen, where I use my swag to throw it around the room, to no effect. WOW. It can't be destroyed by magic swag. I sit in the corner and silently cry.
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 18:03
#107
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Sacred 1. the core is not made by Mann Co. 2. the ban hammer is not made by Mann Co
@Sargent good idea, nobody's gonna get this toaster
@Malk you can't acually open the core since it's acually made of pure toasterite, it repels you whenever you try to open it so you never acually kill me or get the toaster
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 19:18
#108
I destroy the core anyway.
The toaster is made by Mann Co., and the only way to destroy it is to destroy the core altogether.
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 19:27
#109
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
the toaster is not made by Mann Co.
the core is made of toasterite and also reinforced with baconite, you can't destroy it
Tue, 12/17/2013 - 19:38
#110
I use 10000000 metric tons of nuke to destroy the toaster.
I send in 100000000000000 robots to lift the bombs. They drop the bomb in a giant hole in Cradle. A giant, comical explosion ensues. The toaster survived. WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!?!?!
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 05:59
#111
Swag IS a virtue
I open the core with my swag powers, overriding the force field. Hmm, now just that shell is left. Right! Swaggonite shard bomb. It blows apart the core and I take the toaster from Pipipipipi. I use my swag to dissasemble Pipipipipi. Then I take the toaster and pee into its circuits.
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:33
#112
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
You completly fail to dissasemble me, as I am not a robot and immune to swag
(Toaster speaking now) THATS IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU BASHING ME AND TORTURING ME OVER A PEICE OF TOAST, ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS ASK NICLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA BASH AND TORTURE YOU!!! (The toaster grows giant and a bunch of cords come out that grab all the people who are mean to it and electricuted them while slamming them on the ground) HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:39
#113
PLEASE! NO MORE!
PLEASE! I'LL HELP YOU!
/me sends in Australium robots
/me commands them to protect the toaster
THERE! HAPPY, TOASTER?!
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:41
#114
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
(Toaster still speaking) YOU TRIED TO KILL ME, YOU THINK I'M HAPPY!?! (The toaster smashes all of the robots)
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:42
#115
I'M SORRY, TOASTER!
/me suicides
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:47
#116
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
(The toaster laughs, then continues smashing everyone else
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 18:51
#117
My ghost helps with the smashing.
/me sends in bots to crush everyone except Pi and the toaster.
Thu, 12/19/2013 - 20:12
#118
Swag IS a virtue
Yeaaaah! Swag nuke!
Thu, 12/19/2013 - 20:24
#119
The toaster survives and grabs Malk and electrocutes him.
My ghost runs away from the toaster.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 05:29
#120
Swag IS a virtue
But I was not grounded (HAHA) and survived with my swag. I use a swag energy pulse to blow a tentacle off it. Then I shoot a swag bomb into its toast hole, frying it. The toaster keels over. VICTORY. Since it's dead, I take the toast out.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 13:05
#121
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster does not die so easily, it fake died and smashes you with a giant hammer I gave it
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 14:07
#122
Swag IS a virtue
I catch the hammer with my swag and smash it with it. Swaagggger power!
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 16:07
#123
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
You don't actually get a hammer since nobody threw you one, the toaster smashes you
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:39
#124
Team up, Pi?
If yes; I will live and give the toaster a mob of robots to use to defend himself.
If not; my ghost will continue running away.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:41
#125
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I don't think the toaster will accept any robots :(
I think he has gone crazy, we should run
/hides in the core with Sacred who I revive
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:29
#126
@ Toaster
Toaster, I just pressed the Obtain Toast button and it wouldn't work, and asked for help. I didn't try to make you mad. Can I please just have my toast now?
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:31
#127
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
WHAT, WHO ARE YOU, I NEVER SAW YOU HERE, BUT I MUST CRUSH ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The toaster grabs Sargent and puts him in one of those places you put your toast into on the toaster
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:39
#128
I am not effected by the fire damage.
The heat doesn't bother me.
"Toaster, thank you for letting me gain access to my toast."
I eat the toast while everyone else gets crushed.
And I shrink as soon as I am slammed into the slot, so the tight space doesn't bother me either.
And it's put bread in the toaster, not toast in the toaster.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:40
#129
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster makes it so hot you die in there instantly before you eat the toast
you respawn outside of the toaster
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:46
#130
I told you, I'm not effected by the fire damage.
I didn't die from heat damage, the toast was only simply burnt.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:49
#131
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster still killed you as the heat was actually radioactive. Maybe we shouldn't take the toast after all '_'
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:54
#132
I am not effected by radioactive damage, either.
Although you might not be immune to radioactive damage, I am immune to every single thing including radioactive damage.
I ate the toast, and you carefully put more bread into the malfunctioning toaster.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 19:02
#133
a liar, Sargent is
the angry mob kills you before any of 133 happened, because you tried to control me
the toaster then throws you at the moon for being a cheater
Tue, 12/24/2013 - 07:17
#134
Swag IS a virtue
Make a new thread for fighting the toaster....
Tue, 12/24/2013 - 10:28
#135
No thanks, Malk, I'm fine with this one
Pi is Yoda.
Anyways, toaster smashed me, so I'm dead.
I get it.
I respawned, got armor, a helm, and went back in.
I made a plan.
The plan is:
1.Pi distracts the toaster so I can climb on top of it to where it hears so it can actually hear me when I politely ask it to eject the toast.
2. I climb up to it's ear and ask politely,"Can I have the toast back?"
3. If it smashes me, Malkalack goes and, with his swag powers, he convinces it to eject the toast.
4. If it smashes him ALSO,I respawn and unplug the toaster(this weakens it, and also makes it lighter and the cords go back into the toaster).
5. I flip the toaster upside-down and try to get the toast out that way.
Tue, 12/24/2013 - 10:55
#136
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
1. I am not yoda
2. your plan won't work, the toaster is too crazy
3. unplugging the toaster doesn't do anything, as a matter of fact, it's already unplugged, what cord did you think it was smashing everyone with? A magic cord which came out of nowhere?
4. the toaster is giant, how are you suppost to flip it
5. I am not going back near that toaster
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 06:10
#137
Swag IS a virtue
I chainsaw the toaster.
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 13:56
#138
I slam the toaster with a shark.
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 14:39
#139
Swag IS a virtue
I slam the toaster with a chainsaw-shark.
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 16:19
#140
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I slam the toaster with a ninja-chainsaw-shark
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 16:26
#141
Swag IS a virtue
@Pipipipipi, Usesevsevnsixfivfor, Malkalack
The toast grabs your weapons and throws them out the window, suddenly normal size again.
I shove a combat knife down the toast hole, then scream as I realize it is still plugged in. I shove a bottle of acid down the toast hole.
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 16:30
#142
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster gets bored and leaves before you have a chance to put the acid in it
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 19:44
#143
Swag IS a virtue
I throw a vial of acid in a perfect arc, landing in the toast-hole/].
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 09:17
#144
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster uses a mirror sheild, which bounces it back and burns out your eye
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:26
#145
What's a top secret disk?
I set up time bombs on the toaster that detonates whenever it shows its weak point.
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 19:51
#146
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The time bombs mistake your face for the weak point, blowing up and leaving the toaster completly unharmed, but your face, not so much
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 14:56
#147
/think
"All toasters toast toast" -Mario
/shoves my head in the toaster
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 15:04
#148
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster toasts your head, putting it in even deeper pain
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 15:04
#149
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster toasts your head, putting it in even deeper pain
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 15:04
#150
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The toaster toasts your head, putting it in even deeper pain
The power of the new page erase the robots from existence before they can lay a scratch on me
/holds ban hammer incase Sacred makes more robots