What double post?

I was so eager to get to the new page, but I didn't know what to put, so I copied and pasted some stuff

Which isn't heavy enough to do much damage.
I throw a Unicorn at the toaster.

Here, let me try

/grabs hammer

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/smashes toaster 429698176024 times per second and finishes off by sending it around the world, in the end, the toaster is pretty smashed and the toaster ejects

Yay! I win

/but right then, a squirrel comes and takes the toast and runs away at 100 mph

HEY, COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!

/starts chasing after squirrel as a new toaster with new toast magicly appears in replace of the old toaster

((This has happened before with a new toaster, but does not qualify against the rules if the new toast is stuck in the new toaster and something happens to the old toaster and toast to get rid of it

at least, I think))

The squirrel suddenly rockets into space with the toast, never to be seen again

/starts kicking new toaster but does nothing

Hey! That Granny was making me 636287693789265479587354 cookies every second, do you know what you did? YOU HAVE AWOKEN ELDER GODS

A mass of evil Grannys come and kill Malkalack, no swag can save you

But those grannys are not mortal grannys, they easily catch up to you and kill you and rob you of all your cookies

ME!

I love making toasters out of metal from the core

Yeah, it's a long proccess, here you go

/throws the toaster at Super-Ratman's head, knocking him in but the toaster doesn't fall in,

That step is VERY important, you have to knock someone down into a pit of burning hot metal spikes, specificly, anyone but the person preforming the dark ritual

/uses some physic powers to levetate the salt over the toaster handle and pours the salt on it

make sure to get all the salt, and that none lands elsewhere

/tosses toaster in the air, making sure it does exactly 5 flips

5 and only 5 flips, no more, no less

/chants "OOGA MOOGA BOOGA ROOGA SOOGA BOOGA" then a demon appears

"I will grant you 3 wishes," says the demon

A blueberry muffin with 20 blueberrys, a sausage pizza with 3 sausage's on each slice, and a bag of exactly 42 jelly beans

"Your doing the toast-out-of-toaster ritual? You know you can just wish th-" says the demon

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN THIS THREAD

"Ok, ok, here's your stuff," says the demon.

I take a bite out of the muffin, (because food is best served demonic) and then jam it in the toaster. I then put the pizza on the muffin and call in 8 clowns who eat all the pizza. Finally, I eat all 42 jelly beans through a straw, then spit all the juice onto the toaster.

/waits 30 minutes and watches a english muffin come out.

CURSE YOU, THERE IS NO WAY IN THE UNIVERSE TO EJECT THE TOAST!

What? I was always insame -_-

... But nothing happened!

Though the toaster does reflect your mewtwo's attack, causing it to suffer from brainshock.

Oh, by the way, I've regained consciousness, so I try kicking the toaster as if it were a football. But then I notice too late that I'm not wearing my shoes, so I end up breaking every bone in my right foot. Ouch. :(

The toaster, meanwhile, is now a few kilometers above us. If anyone wants to try an aerial attack...

Psychic no werk? K, il use Sheer Cold instead.
Enough! Mewtwo! Come back!
Go! Obamasnow!
Obamasnow used Sheer Cold!
Its a one-hit KO!
Toaster got destroyed!
Obamasnow gained 1234456 exp. Points!

@Kbloowit What's this?

Toaster is evolving, not destroyed

Toaster evolved into Toaster

@Use that's the wrong thing anyway, we are looking for toast and not english muffins

Wat.
Toaster is evolving!
Conglatulations. The Toaster evily evolved into a shiny.....
Dunsparce!
Go work this one out.

P.S Obamasnow is asshualy Abomasnow but no one can know just call him Obamasnow ktnxbuai

I slam the toaster with a comment board.