The box escaped
That's what the newspapers put on their first page around the world.
Mon, 04/29/2013
The upper date was the last sighting of the Box. Nobody, including the authorities got any idea about his whereabouts, although there are some recent incidents that may lead to his location. The Government would like to assure you no worries, and that the situation is under control. However, these incidents are raising the people's attention to the problem. Near the borders of the country, many victims were found dead, strangled, and their mouths sewed professional that only a seasoned surgeon could do it like that, inside a wooden box. Witnesses claim that the day before the victim died, a BLT sandwich was delivered in front of his house from no apparent sender.
The Alcatraz Asylum - that held the Box inside for years - explains the condition of Box before his escape. He was held into the deepest dungeon in the asylum "1km deep under the crust", the walls were strengthened with titanium, and with 2 brigades to guard him, armed with the latest technology and weapons, including nuclear/hydrogen/atomic bombs at disposal (They even used Auto-Target). His dungeon was so dark, to the degree that it may lead a normal person to insanity if stayed there for 1 hour. The Box's mental condition was stable in his last month, prior to the escape, however, he was seen scratching the wall several times with unidentified letters and drawings. Of course, nobody could dare to enter the dungeon and check the Box nor the drawings, except a single person that was murdered the last year by a BLT truck. The Box tried to escape several times, but every time, he was recaptured and sent to the asylum straightforward.
All police departments and the Army want to warn you, that if you sight the Box, don't engage him in any kind of social activities (Be it either combat, speech, negotiating, touching etc.) They also say that the Box amasses demonic strengths that even a full-armed Army would tremble in front of. Scientists have been searching and experimenting to find a way to seize him. The only thing they are sure of, that the weak point of the Box is BLT sandwiches. How? Burn a BLT in front of him, and he will go in a trauma, which will make it easier for authorities to capture him.
Consider yourself warned, be safe.
The Goverment - Wed, 11/13/2013
Companion Cube.
it all makes sense now.