Mawashimono takes a break from the hectic schedule of her Cradle-wide 100th Week as Top Princess Victory Celebration Tour to slip into a cafe, where she flips open her laptop to peruse the news back home. Her white elbow-length silk gloves provide little warmth in the winter chill, but she finds a nice flame war in a subforums where she can warm them.
She sips her hot cafe-au-lait while she chuckles at the posts.
(cough-cough-cough) She suddenly errupts in a coughing fit, distressed to find that she has agreed with that hot-chocolate swilling Belgiumite cad Fey-Fey, not once, but twice - TWICE! - in the same thread.
"I seriously can't stop laughing when I imagine how serious the person who wrote this takes himself."
"See, this kind of demeaning attitude and misplaced sense of superiority is what gets you the hate in the first place really."
After removing the unnecessary comma from the second quote, she delicately wipes her rose-red lips with a napkin and contemplates this upsetting turn of events.
Could there be a hidden agenda here? Is it more than just bluster and buffoonery?
Her thoughts are interrupted by her cell phone ringing to the tune of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's "Fashion Monster" - her agent calling. Oh, well, off to meet with more adoring fans and adorable cos-play imitators.
Happy Holidays, everyone (mwah)!
Still too much bitterness! Spread the love, people!