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Jempire celebrates 100 straight weeks as the #1 PvP guild

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Mon, 12/23/2013 - 01:50
#101
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura
Thank you for your support of the game.

Hmm, this must have been around when the streak started.

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/41010

http://jemgaming.net/forums/content.php?100-Taking-the-high-road

(Inhales deeply thru her nostrils) Ahhhh, just smell that nostalgia!

Oh, if you're still paying guilds to play against you, I bet at a thousand crowns per head you'd get a lot of games :)

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 02:11
#102
Blue-Flood's picture
Blue-Flood

I <3 Njthug :).

Chris? wow. The only reason I'd like to see him back in the game would be to sentenza his mouth off over and over.. just like old times :)

And Ruby's response was like... "I rich, Umad I rich, I win with rich... thanks guildies!" - still confusing but whatevs :) Another reason why GvG is more imbalanced then RLD - wealth.

I posted on that thread even.. 2 years ago! The heck is wrong with you Mawa?!?!

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 02:57
#103
Bleyken's picture
Bleyken

Chris was a noob....

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 03:39
#104
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Oh boy even this thread is starting to de-rail.

I think Chris was a Spiral Knights player!

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 05:17
#105
Ardent-Light's picture
Ardent-Light
Ugh.

Mawashing machine; you clearly only made this thread to make a war. You know it would get people mad. And then you slowly start insulting Jempire. Get out. Be a little princess in your world. If anyone is pathetic, you are. You are supposeldy with the Jemps, and then you call them bullies. You are really just a bother. You made this thread because Jempore denied you a spot as an officer, so you know hate them. All this hate is your fault. Yours. I am suprised no one noticed that you somehow changed sides. St.Leone should be in charge. Not you. He is kind and he would never get in a fight. But, you treated him like crap. He was the best friend to you. When you cussed Jempire out, St.Leone covered up your tracks and followed you. He would always defend you, and then you betray him. St.Leone also made a guild with you and then take control of it. He then leaves your dictatorship and goes to Jempire. And at that point you hate him. And eventually he quits and you rule your dictatorship ever so happily. I feel bad that your guild has to deal with the living demon hiding inside of you. People like Kiplik deal with YOUR problems and you just hide. Graveyard this thread. Before anymore damage is done. And Darkcub, leave Mawa before it is too late. She will do to you what she did to St.Leone.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 06:51
#106
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

Ardent-Light, u took dis so srs, r u realy srs? ok, we know she is troubled, but you took into another level. :D

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 07:57
#107
Ardent-Light's picture
Ardent-Light
Yes. I am being Serious.

I really don't like Mawashing machine. It breaks down all the time. It pretends to be working then breaks down. It costs me so much. Oh, you were talking about Mawashimono? Yeah. I really don't like her. Probably number one on my don't like list. And sorry for bad engrish I am terrible at typing.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 08:24
#108
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

I don't even...

"Sir, this is the coliseum..."
"AHHH! I see now, let's go."

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:26
#109
Floerail's picture
Floerail
meh

@mawashimono. what are y.. <.<

@Ardent-Light. mawa had his own reasons to hate jempire~ but who know?

it seem mawa will never stop~ so i just ask question here..
why not train people in public lockdown by sharing experience and giving good instruction?
seriously~ your leaderboard point will only make another virus' same like what vana virus do~ and not all people know your point is getting by practice or training people' most of them will just think your guild is the best.
for people who hate ce rev, you guys should be happy because alot people there want to spend their own money for this game~
without people spending money to rev, uv and gear. sk will not survive this longer~
pay2win player pay free2play player to play.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 21:14
#110
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura
Oh, look, some lowlife coward

Oh, look, some lowlife coward is using a forum alt to write historical fanfiction about me - lol.

U mad, bro?

Yeah, u mad.

At least the jemps who post personal attacks on me and other players on their publicly accessible website use an identifiable name.

But, hey, if they don't want to be mocked and insulted in internet forums, then they shouldn't do it to other players. Right?

http://jemgaming.net/forums/content.php?300-Jempire-defeats-Eons-with-12...

http://jemgaming.net/forums/content.php?320-Minions-of-Jempire-destroy-T...

I don't know. Maybe since I'm not a teenage boy, I find this kind of "humor" disgusting rather than entertaining. Or maybe I'm just not ruthless or competitive enough to ever really enjoy and become good at Lockdown.

Whatever the reason, it's to bad a guild with so much potential for contributing to the community ending up becoming . . . this . . . instead. Maybe that's another reason why the old power clique fled to Rift.

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 21:35
#111
Ill-Fate-Ill's picture
Ill-Fate-Ill
....

What humor? All I hear is sarcasm.
And what are you thinking, Miss Spy?

Mon, 12/23/2013 - 23:05
#112
Msaad's picture
Msaad

Maybe since I'm not a teenage boy

I have my doubts.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 01:01
#113
Terrty's picture
Terrty
Definition

Of the Guild The Jempire: A guild full of AT noobs who do nothing but spam with an alt guild and brag and then call people who dont waste millions on Uv's noobs even though they can beat them flawlessly.*cough* me *cough* Oh yea, YOU SAW NOTHING>

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 01:10
#114
Terrty's picture
Terrty
And just to let everyone know...

Im sure no one will beleive me, but here's the reason i got banned from their site, my apology, and what ruby did: I got banned from their site because i posted threads that they didnt care about.:My apology, i created a new account and wrote about a paragraph apology stating that i would not post anymore threads they didnt care about, their reaction to that post, banned that account, didnt unban my other one: Then i made one last attempt to apologize, created a new account, i literaly was trying to clear up why posting stuff they didnt care about was such a big deal, so what if they dont care about it, if they were as nice as they calimed to be they wouldnt care abotu something as little as a thread: and here, ruby's final reaction, banning my IP. I send them a longer apology, no reply, idk about the rest of the jempire, but ruby is the definition of thieving, lying, deceiving, scum. Im sure no one cares because no one likes me, but i thought id share with the world how mean the jempire is, to me anyway. And to the jempire.....In a few weeks, im going to disappear from spiral knights, and, no one will probably see me for a month or two, but, when i return, watch out, i will have my.... ooops, gtg, bye.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 01:32
#115
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Terrty

You were, afaik, banned because you were spamming threads and made several accounts. Way too many of both.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 01:45
#116
Blue-Flood's picture
Blue-Flood

Terrty, add me as friend in game so I can see when you're playing LD and shoot yer fingers off :p.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 03:20
#117
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura
Har har har

Darn tootin, Mr. Blueflood, sir. The good word doth say in Proverbs 10:19 "When words are many, transgression is not lacking, but whoever restrains his lips is prudent." And he who ain't prudent is liable get his fool fingers shot off - har har har (spits chew drool into spitoon, wipes her mouth with the back of her sleeve).

Best be keepin outta Jemp territory long as they got a bounty on yer head, Mr. Terrty, lessen you gots a sharper aim and quicker trigger finger than the hard, mean cowpokes who populate those badlands, an that ain't likely.

Welp, bout that time of the year again, so Merry Christmas, y'all, and ta all a good night!

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 04:13
#118
Blue-Flood's picture
Blue-Flood

You promote slander and insitgate riots on the forums, and have the nerve to quote scripture to me?

Wow.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 05:46
#119
Ill-Fate-Ill's picture
Ill-Fate-Ill
....

gg, Blue, point blank pwnage.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 07:10
#120
Ardent-Light's picture
Ardent-Light
*Facepalm

You know, people like me only use alts so they don't get banned in-game. Nothing to it really. Or they just feel like using a different account. And I am not mad just mad that I didn't say that before. And I am not "low-life" I have a great family, great friends in-game and IRL and I am nice and healthy. And it was NOT a fanfiction. St.Leone made that "fanfiction" and some of it was obviously made up but a lot of it was true. I never knew St.Leone that well, but he was very nice. In fact if he saw me posting against you he would be defending you. And you are the only coward here since you ignore the true stuff about you in peoples posts like the first part of mine and Blueflood's.
How did you go from this;
Jempire, you guys are truly, truly, truly amazing. I said it back when we finished a year, but I'll say it again now - and with just as much amazement. It's an honor to see our guild still working together, growing together, and having fun together, at such a level as I see here. There's no other guild in the game that compares on that front, and it's humbling to look back on all the things we've accomplished, together.

To this;

Your guild is basically the playground bully. While most guilds play fine together in occasional and casual games, yours trains (trains fer cryin out loud!) and plays hours a day in order to dominate the mini-game.

I mean, how many hundreds of games a week do you have to play for your two guilds to amass that many points on the leaderboard?

It just sucks the fun out of it for your opponents, and also harms your ability to find a good (i.e. competitive) game.

Furthermore, if some guild should dare to try to challenge your guild for the #1 spot on the leaderboard, you essentially cheat with an alt guild.

And you’re not just a bully – you’re a bully who likes to brag and pat himself on the back while insulting and making fun of other players and guilds. In fact, the majority of the content on your website basically serves to do one or the other.

Why? Why do you feel it so necessary to do that?

Week in and week out, you collectively give the middle finger to the rest of the community. It’s only natural that people would dislike any guild that behaves so.

Frankly, you’ve done a lot to earn your terrible reputation. And it seems like you’ve just gotten worse and worse as your streak goes on. I know, I know, your guild motto is “We don’t care and we’re not gonna change.” BlueFlood.... I applaud you.

And to prove your a coward you will probably graveyard this before anyone sees this post.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 09:59
#121
Ezho's picture
Ezho
One more time again,

One more time again, Congratulation to the Team The jempire to been at #1 every weeks for the year of 2013, For all jempire members please add me via steam: Ezho.[A] to get your prize: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197987065061

Here the links of your prize: http://store.steampowered.com/app/220260/

Very Nice game you should know it.

For all of others players outside of The Jempire. BEWARE the year of 2014 is close. GET READY TO FIGHT!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/258880/

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 10:57
#122
Msaad's picture
Msaad

OMG EZHO, You just won the internet.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 13:30
#123
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Ezho

Added you :3

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 14:31
#124
Terrty's picture
Terrty
@blueflood game on

@ mawi the bounty on my head is of no importance in my head
@krakob created the accounts to apologize and they ignore me, im the real victim

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 16:28
#125
Krakob's picture
Krakob

One could also put it like this:
Some kid joined MoJ and made threads about everything so it was decided that he would be excluded. He then made more accounts to make more threads which were not really appreciated as proven by the ban and thus, an IP ban had to be put to use.

There are always two sides to a story. Never think there's only one.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 18:48
#126
Lishanglin's picture
Lishanglin
Bunny Legacy will eventually

Bunny Legacy will eventually defeat you guys.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 19:02
#127
Retequizzle's picture
Retequizzle
"Oh, look, some lowlife

"Oh, look, some lowlife coward is using a forum alt to write historical fanfiction about me - lol.

U mad, bro?

Yeah, u mad.

At least the jemps who post personal attacks on me and other players on their publicly accessible website use an identifiable name.

But, hey, if they don't want to be mocked and insulted in internet forums, then they shouldn't do it to other players. Right?"

so does anyone else even find it remotely funny that washing machine has no problem "writing" about other people for the sake of ridicule but will automatically call foul on someone else who does anything even remotely similar

i put writing in quotations because i'm pretty sure i could eat a can of spaghetti-os and *(#@ out a better narrative than what i've seen so far

also, i'm gonna go ahead and point out that historical fiction basically implies that the people writing about you have enough reason to believe that you're not who/what you say you are - aka i don't think that's a banana in your pocket and i'm pretty sure no one else thinks that either

lastly, gonna go ahead and point out that last line there - people in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 19:21
#128
Glad-Amparus's picture
Glad-Amparus
This is all about Lockdown, right…?

This is all about Lockdown, right?

Blast Network arguments would've been way more interesting.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 21:00
#129
Midnight-Dj's picture
Midnight-Dj
--

I lost of words.... does Mawa believe that she is some kind of Alpha female in a herd of women? ... I don't even know now, she is a walking talking flame war in forum and in Haven, she just wondering around and does nothing. I don't know about you but why are we getting over butthurt over her? We should ignore this attention seeking vixen and carry on with our lives (she justify her insult by saying Jemps insulted her first... that logic in itself is flawed), there are a lot of fishes in the tank, don't let the Mawashinemachine blend them up and blur your judgement, I know there are better women out there, they are just hiding in the corner wondering why are we so caught up with women like Mawa.

Ps. so, EoS made a cake for OOO(and no doubt dumped a lot money into them) a year ago, is that an achivement? Because 2 years at the top of GvG sounds like a better accomplishment to me.

Tue, 12/24/2013 - 21:02
#130
Glad-Amparus's picture
Glad-Amparus
A poem for starters,

So I ran into this guy named Lee.

So much Dee.

Woop-do-kee.

Bla bla bla we go.

What nonsense,

This thread is…

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 03:19
#131
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Glad Amparus

NO! Blast Network arguments are interesting and civilised!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 03:51
#132
Glad-Amparus's picture
Glad-Amparus
@ Krabob

If I must... Blast Network argument-speaker: ON

As if saying all were to heed, which way, doubt spoken out, would be to prefer? Care to explain the sharp to this so-called "thread"? What is the chase on the topic? What is maddening the fools? Nay, I say! Only those foolish enough will speak out and share their feelings for matters not unkempt, with which as I must have a prelude, a soft tone, to explain there is no reason for war. Battle way, my friends, you are simply not getting anywhere.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 03:56
#133
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Glad Amparus

Double swing skolver clone make Krakob happy

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 05:06
#134
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura
lol - omg

what pervs some guys are

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 05:15
#135
Ardent-Light's picture
Ardent-Light

You just ignored all the posts since they prove you to be evil deceiving scum. YOU are the lowlife and hypocrit if anything.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 05:21
#136
Ardent-Light's picture
Ardent-Light

*sniff *sniff I smell a hypocrit... A very self-centered and evil one too...It must have lied about several things before... Heck, it could've claimed to be a model and things would believe it!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 07:19
#137
Vale-Daemon
evil!

jempire are evil!
they break other guild spirit! guild that do pure lockdown battle to get point! and to reach 1st rank! but evil jempire hiding in castle using farmer simulation
jempire people are jerk! they showing richest in haven and change costume every five minute
all jempire people are no life people! they live to swing people with sword and shoot people with gun in lockdown everyday

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 07:56
#138
Soothsayerboomer's picture
Soothsayerboomer
Lsxaver

Pretty much.
http://i.imgur.com/8vTzR66.jpg

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 08:08
#139
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Lsxaver is the kind of guy who dares to say what we all know but don't dare to say! People who change costumes are such jerks!

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 09:31
#140
Aiden-Curry-Puff's picture
Aiden-Curry-Puff
I slogged through this entire

I slogged through this entire thread because I heard there were copies of my faaaavorite game being given out.

Thanks Ezho <3

Also Merry Christmas everyone!

And as ridiculous as it is that I have to say this, here. Please don't take Mawa's strangely persistent attempts to provoke hatred side by side with scripture quotation as representative of Christians.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 10:00
#141
Erlandr
yeap, I think I was right.

The prose of the text, typos, overt passive-aggressiveness, serious tone, tendency to post about the mawa/st-leone saga, and the fact that he HASN'T posted in this thread is quite indicative that he doesn't want to attract anymore attention to himself seeing as he himself has admitted to making several useless posts and threads especially those pertaining to Lockdown with multiple posts specifically in threads involving mawashimono/jempire.

I have concluded that Ardent-Light is indeed Sirius-Voltbreaker.

As for the jempire achievement, it's essentially a testament to Rubyeclipse for his dedication in organizing the biggest and most active (that is slightly, possibly, relatively more mature to other guilds) guild in this game EVER . Other than that, it's kind of meh :/ because the LD community is really really small in comparison to large scale pvp in other MMOs and relevant pvp games where players are frequently being out-skilled by a random players every second thus forcing them to think of new strats on the fly. I should also mention that because LD is so small, there are a lot of international players getting beaten down which causes the highly disproportionate amount of people calling out lag resulting in most of them never playing LD again.
There is no denying that a fair few join just to win LD although they may not admit it; while the rest are coming to the jempire from dying/inactive/chaotic/noob(ish) guilds and would just like a sense of order/stability/consistency/activity that a lot of other guilds in games don't have.

@those that say 'if its so easy then why don't you do it?'

A lot of us are kids/teens/young adults that just want to get stoned and watch The Hobbit, creating a guild and doing all the logistics +infrastructure is just too much effort for a video game. How many GMs do you know that aren't burnouts?

so yeah... this thread? whatever. No need to get mad.

Wed, 12/25/2013 - 14:04
#142
Sirius-Voltbreaker's picture
Sirius-Voltbreaker
*Sigh

I am in a stupid trip in India, I can't post because my 3g doesn't work, I am VERY busy, and I just got back from a tiring endeavor looking for a usable computer.
1. This person clearly has time on his hands which I don't.
2. This person is WAY more persistent on ruining Mawa. I used to be in her guild and used to look after her. And I have decided to stop trashing her in-case Leone comes back and hates me, which would really be bad.
3. This thread came before he started doing random crap, and I have been ignoring it ever since along with some other threads that don't interest me.
4. You should know that Sirius is never actually serious, unless he is dealing with Feller or Seerus.
5. Why do you hate me?
6. I promised to stop trolling.
7. And trust me, I don't mind attention.... As long as it isn't in real life.
8. In the other thread that Ardent had that he graveyard it after mchinese ninja posted, you said you had never seen him in pvp, but a large percentage of forumers do pvp.
9. This person is defending the GMs which is something quite frankly I wouldn't do since they mess up on SO many things. They don't know how to balance anything, and they could do better.
10. This person is way happier than me. He says he has a happy family and a lot of friends and is nice and healthy. I have a lot of friends, but I am anything but healthy. I don't eat much, and I get sick quite frequently.

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 00:46
#143
Vale-Daemon
mawashimono just jealous to

mawashimono just jealous to our best guild JEMPIRE
we are cool and rich
no one can beat JEMPIRE

Fri, 12/27/2013 - 15:00
#144
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Vale Daemon

Are you even a member of jeM? I've never seen your name before and seriously, no matter what guild you are a member of, you should represent it better than that. Having a lower body temperature than others or possessing more currency than others does not make you a better person, guild, or whatever you think it does.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 13:10
#145
Thrillhaus's picture
Thrillhaus
-_^

I'm proud to say I'm the only person that inspired a group of virgins from this game to assemble IRL for a public shaming!

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 13:40
#146
Thrillhaus's picture
Thrillhaus
:O

"The old A team defeated Aequitas' A team in a series of three matches that still holds the record for most spectators in SK history..."

Oh dear, the thought police trying to rewrite history again.

Here's that series:

http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/1135162376667129344/159C31CFC1E5546F...
http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/1135162376667127666/0423FD4AA2D7C437...
http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/1135162376667125348/E871EA0E5B8D574F...

They won the 4th gamer after, followed by a delightfully not-ironic exit line by Ruby: "And that folks, is how you beat Aequitas". Yep, by losing three times first! -_^

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 14:24
#147
Feyi-Feyi's picture
Feyi-Feyi

^ haha.

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 17:11
#148
Blue-Flood's picture
Blue-Flood

Rawrwarwarwa: "don't think my computer can handle that much polaris"
"it started slowing down"

lololololollolololol

Mon, 12/30/2013 - 17:52
#149
Bleyken's picture
Bleyken

When I was in Bestias AAequitas AA team was a lot easier to beat tham Jemp A team.

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 16:15
#150
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
@Ardent-Light

Let's make one thing clear: stop hating on people. I learned this the hard way with Khamsin (I'm not here to shame you). If you are gonna hate people for hating people, then why the soil are you calling the washing machine a low-life hypocrite, when truthfully, you are one. And, if she TRUTHFULLY hated the Jemps, then she would have never created this thread.

(inb4)"She made this thread to join with the Jemps again."

She is the main GM of a thriving guild that isn't worried about wiping out credit cards on UVs and revives. Why would she want to leave?

"People like me only use alts so they don't get banned in-game"

No dip, Sherlock. Besides, we all know you are Annilation or however you spell it.

I also want to tell Mawashimono that I was going to be on vacation until the 7th, but SK wouldn't open, so I couldn't send the mail. I'll give you a Dragon Scale later.

Don't bother on hating on me too you burning basket, because I don't need to reply to such a low-life wannabe forumer that replies just for the sake of terrible comebacks.

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