And I suppose your seeing tiny skaters on it too? (mumbles) *I hate this insane guy....* Security! Throw this crazy freak show out! *points ate Tedme*
Waiter why is there a red spotted, purple armadillo egg in my soup! I demand to know!!!!!!!
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 17:39
#102
Gaah not again!
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 19:21
#103
/watches as Omochao comes out
Hi! I'm Omochao!
*everybody screaming*
I'll help you!
*more screaming*
Press the X button to shield!
Press Z to attack!
Press R twice to do a barrel roll!
Waiter, kill Omochao! NOW!!!
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 19:51
#104
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, Slenderman is in my soup. "Always watches, no eyes". Could ya help me find the nine pages please!?
P.S. Malkalack is not dead.
Ok.... /draws frying pan
Fri, 02/14/2014 - 20:04
#105
nein
You're surely alive. And no, I couldn't. Why? BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!!!
Enough insanity, tho that's what this thread is...
Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup.
...
Doctor Who, anyone?
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 06:15
#106
Sorry I don't watch Doctor Who.....
And let me guess, the skull is telling you to kill everyone in the resteraunt. Well then, go ahead and do it all ready! I see you killed my security guards!
Waiter, Tedme has a knife at my throat.... and he's standing in my soup... (gulp) Help?
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 09:16
#107
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
ok
/puts anouther knife at Flame's throat
Waiter, the skull is asking who turned out the lights repeatedly now
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:13
#108
Swag IS a virtue
"Here..."
/kills Pipipipipi with frying pan.
"Now he cant ask!"
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:20
#109
Waiter, I can't see!
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 16:37
#110
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
what did you say?
Waiter, I can't hear
Sat, 02/15/2014 - 17:22
#111
What's a top secret disk?
*nothing comes out*
Waiter, I can't speak!
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 00:10
#112
Doctor? Doctor Who?
What was that? Your lips moved, but I heard nothing...
Waiter, I can't feel. I have no emotions. What is the meaning of life? Of death? Of antidisestablishmentarianism?
(I get the feeling Flame doesn't like me...?)
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 07:26
#113
Swag IS a virtue
Wackjob, everybody knows that the meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42.
Waiter, the Dragonborn crawled back into my soup!
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 08:52
#114
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Too bad, it's there fore3ver now
Waiter, Flame's dead body is in my soup
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:19
#115
Swag IS a virtue
He probably killed himself so he didn't have to hear you talk.
Waiter please...
FUS ROH DAH!!!!!
Oooph
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 15:34
#116
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
What? I don't speak forgein languages
Waiter, Stanly from the Stanly Parable is in my soup
Sun, 02/16/2014 - 21:26
#117
So? Your complaint is....?
Waiter, thank you for saying 42. Plus +25 points
...
however, that's the answer [to life the universe and everything], not the meaning...
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 08:03
#118
What's a top secret disk?
Waiter, there is gold in my soup!
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 13:46
#119
Tedme. Its not that i don't like you, rather...
I was playing a role. You seem like a nice guy. Now back to the Game!
Hmm, I was wondering where Hobo Joe's tooth went.
Waiter Tedme and Pipipipipi Are staring at me, wierdly... And Hobo Joe is in my soup...
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 13:48
#120
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
O_O <-- my eyes
Waiter, Flame is creeping me out
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 14:51
#121
/throws a bucket of water at Flame
Waiter, I need a new waiter!
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 15:07
#122
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Alright
Waiter, you're the new waiter
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 15:09
#123
Waiter, why am I talking to myself? Why are you talking to yourself? Why am you talking to meself?
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 20:51
#124
Because, why not? I do- do, not, talk to myself....
Waiter, why does Flame not get enough credit for being so funny?
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 06:07
#125
BECAUSE!
No one can appreciate my humor.
Waiter, there is a food critic in my soup.
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 06:49
#126
Heart of Valor
Well what do you want then? A movie critic? Sheesh, some people...
Waiter, the swarm has infected my soup.
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 13:39
#127
o.o
order a new bowl.
waiter there's foot bowl in my soup.
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:37
#128
That's a football, not a foot bowl.
Waiter, hike! /throws football
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:41
#129
*Gets hit in the face with it*
Waiter, Herobrine, The Master, and Bowser are in my soup... 0.o
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:53
#130
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
you forgot Antasma
Waiter, Antasma is in my soup
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 17:12
#131
uh huh...
Better call some Plumbers!
Waiter there is a hot steeming pile of [REDACTED] in my soup!
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 17:15
#132
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
more bad spelling? I see...
Waiter, theres some steem in my soup. Oh great, now it spread to me
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 17:18
#133
Oops.
Steem?Like the game copmany?
Waiter, angry geeks are in my soup...
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 17:20
#134
Heart of Valor
It was nice knowing you.
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup.
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 17:21
#135
... I did that before...
Waiter, there's a paradox in your soup...
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 17:22
#136
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
miss, HOW DARE YOU NINJA ME TEDME (lol, not really)
Waiter, the hit or miss game is in my soup
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 05:05
#137
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
hit
Waiter, there's a spider web in my soup!
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 05:23
#138
I'll tell the chef... PETER
I'll tell the chef... PETER PARKER YOU ARE FIRED! There all taken care of.
Waiter there is a dancing bear in my soup.
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 11:16
#139
XD xD xD XD
It's name is Bern. It has a strong Scandinavian accent.
Waiter, the Green Goblin threw a bomb in my soup...
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 16:48
#140
step away from it! its my soup XD
waiter theres a teady bear in my soup
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 17:42
#141
Swag IS a virtue
Bern had an affair with someone at Build-A-Bear. And now you have that little guy. Take care of him/
Waiter, there is a robot in my soup that has a squid floating around in it somewhere and it is yelling: "EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE". Please help.
Reference, anyone?
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 19:21
#142
Nope... OH WAIT! YUS! YUS REFERENCE!
I'll go by the hardware store and pick you up a Sonic Screwdriver.
Waiter there is a phone booth in my soup... no its gone.... back.... gone... back..... Sometime in the 32nd century.... back again...
Wed, 02/19/2014 - 22:59
#143
YES!!!
... ask a Doctor?
Waiter, thank you for Doctor Who.
Thu, 02/20/2014 - 05:29
#144
Swag IS a virtue
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Waiter.... FUS RO DAH!
Thu, 02/20/2014 - 19:47
#145
I'm quite sorry I believe the
I'm quite sorry I believe the answer was STROM RAH THU!!!! (Storm Call at 3 words)
Waiter Ohdhaviing is in my soup.
Fri, 02/21/2014 - 06:26
#146
Swag IS a virtue
use dragonbane.
waiter, im in my soup
Sat, 02/22/2014 - 07:33
#147
Uh huh...
Have fun! I heard soup does WONDERS on the skin!
Waiter Malkalack is in my soup... I mean I don't mind, but I'm the Health and Safety inspector and this scenario doesn't seem up to code...
Sat, 02/22/2014 - 11:01
#148
#Sonosuks
Sir, I don't believe you understand how ridiculous that.... *looks in soup* Oh.
Waiter, this soup is delicio- *dies and faceplants in the soup*
Sat, 02/22/2014 - 14:17
#149
What's a top secret disk?
/buries Sonosuke's dead body in the soup
Waiter, there is broth in my soup.
Sat, 02/22/2014 - 17:58
#150
if thats what you ordered.
waiter theres nothing in my soup, do u see it?
Tho one wonders what the soup is if...
Waiter, my soup is a solid...