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Vie, 02/14/2014 - 14:05
#101
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
They do, it's not water...

Tho one wonders what the soup is if...

Waiter, my soup is a solid...

Vie, 02/14/2014 - 17:39
#102
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
Gaah not again!

And I suppose your seeing tiny skaters on it too? (mumbles) *I hate this insane guy....* Security! Throw this crazy freak show out! *points ate Tedme*

Waiter why is there a red spotted, purple armadillo egg in my soup! I demand to know!!!!!!!

Vie, 02/14/2014 - 19:21
#103
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

/watches as Omochao comes out

Hi! I'm Omochao!
*everybody screaming*
I'll help you!
*more screaming*
Press the X button to shield!
Press Z to attack!
Press R twice to do a barrel roll!

Waiter, kill Omochao! NOW!!!

Vie, 02/14/2014 - 19:51
#104
Imagen de Malkalack
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Waiter, Slenderman is in my soup. "Always watches, no eyes". Could ya help me find the nine pages please!?
P.S. Malkalack is not dead.

Ok.... /draws frying pan

Vie, 02/14/2014 - 20:04
#105
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
nein

You're surely alive. And no, I couldn't. Why? BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!!!

Enough insanity, tho that's what this thread is...

Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup.

...

Doctor Who, anyone?

Sáb, 02/15/2014 - 06:15
#106
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
Sorry I don't watch Doctor Who.....

And let me guess, the skull is telling you to kill everyone in the resteraunt. Well then, go ahead and do it all ready! I see you killed my security guards!

Waiter, Tedme has a knife at my throat.... and he's standing in my soup... (gulp) Help?

Sáb, 02/15/2014 - 09:16
#107
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

ok

/puts anouther knife at Flame's throat

Waiter, the skull is asking who turned out the lights repeatedly now

Sáb, 02/15/2014 - 16:13
#108
Imagen de Malkalack
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

"Here..."
/kills Pipipipipi with frying pan.
"Now he cant ask!"

Sáb, 02/15/2014 - 16:20
#109
Imagen de Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Waiter, I can't see!

Sáb, 02/15/2014 - 16:37
#110
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

what did you say?

Waiter, I can't hear

Sáb, 02/15/2014 - 17:22
#111
Imagen de Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
What's a top secret disk?

*nothing comes out*

Waiter, I can't speak!

Dom, 02/16/2014 - 00:10
#112
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
Doctor? Doctor Who?

What was that? Your lips moved, but I heard nothing...

Waiter, I can't feel. I have no emotions. What is the meaning of life? Of death? Of antidisestablishmentarianism?

(I get the feeling Flame doesn't like me...?)

Dom, 02/16/2014 - 07:26
#113
Imagen de Malkalack
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Wackjob, everybody knows that the meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42.
Waiter, the Dragonborn crawled back into my soup!

Dom, 02/16/2014 - 08:52
#114
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Too bad, it's there fore3ver now

Waiter, Flame's dead body is in my soup

Dom, 02/16/2014 - 15:19
#115
Imagen de Malkalack
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

He probably killed himself so he didn't have to hear you talk.

Waiter please...
FUS ROH DAH!!!!!
Oooph

Dom, 02/16/2014 - 15:34
#116
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

What? I don't speak forgein languages

Waiter, Stanly from the Stanly Parable is in my soup

Dom, 02/16/2014 - 21:26
#117
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
So? Your complaint is....?

Waiter, thank you for saying 42. Plus +25 points

...

however, that's the answer [to life the universe and everything], not the meaning...

Lun, 02/17/2014 - 08:03
#118
Imagen de Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
What's a top secret disk?

Waiter, there is gold in my soup!

Lun, 02/17/2014 - 13:46
#119
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
Tedme. Its not that i don't like you, rather...

I was playing a role. You seem like a nice guy. Now back to the Game!

Hmm, I was wondering where Hobo Joe's tooth went.

Waiter Tedme and Pipipipipi Are staring at me, wierdly... And Hobo Joe is in my soup...

Lun, 02/17/2014 - 13:48
#120
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

O_O <-- my eyes

Waiter, Flame is creeping me out

Lun, 02/17/2014 - 14:51
#121
Imagen de Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
/throws a bucket of water at Flame

Waiter, I need a new waiter!

Lun, 02/17/2014 - 15:07
#122
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Alright

Waiter, you're the new waiter

Lun, 02/17/2014 - 15:09
#123
Imagen de Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Waiter, why am I talking to myself? Why are you talking to yourself? Why am you talking to meself?

Lun, 02/17/2014 - 20:51
#124
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
Because, why not? I do- do, not, talk to myself....

Waiter, why does Flame not get enough credit for being so funny?

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 06:07
#125
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
BECAUSE!

No one can appreciate my humor.

Waiter, there is a food critic in my soup.

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 06:49
#126
Imagen de Valorai
Valorai
Heart of Valor

Well what do you want then? A movie critic? Sheesh, some people...

Waiter, the swarm has infected my soup.

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 13:39
#127
Imagen de Supercoolguy
Supercoolguy
o.o

order a new bowl.

waiter there's foot bowl in my soup.

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 16:37
#128
Imagen de Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

That's a football, not a foot bowl.

Waiter, hike! /throws football

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 16:41
#129
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
*Gets hit in the face with it*

Waiter, Herobrine, The Master, and Bowser are in my soup... 0.o

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 16:53
#130
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

you forgot Antasma

Waiter, Antasma is in my soup

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 17:12
#131
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
uh huh...

Better call some Plumbers!

Waiter there is a hot steeming pile of [REDACTED] in my soup!

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 17:15
#132
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

more bad spelling? I see...

Waiter, theres some steem in my soup. Oh great, now it spread to me

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 17:18
#133
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
Oops.

Steem?Like the game copmany?

Waiter, angry geeks are in my soup...

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 17:20
#134
Imagen de Valorai
Valorai
Heart of Valor

It was nice knowing you.

Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup.

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 17:21
#135
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
... I did that before...

Waiter, there's a paradox in your soup...

Mar, 02/18/2014 - 17:22
#136
Imagen de Pipipipipi
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

miss, HOW DARE YOU NINJA ME TEDME (lol, not really)

Waiter, the hit or miss game is in my soup

Mié, 02/19/2014 - 05:05
#137
Imagen de Thowardz
Thowardz
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.

hit
Waiter, there's a spider web in my soup!

Mié, 02/19/2014 - 05:23
#138
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
I'll tell the chef... PETER

I'll tell the chef... PETER PARKER YOU ARE FIRED! There all taken care of.

Waiter there is a dancing bear in my soup.

Mié, 02/19/2014 - 11:16
#139
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
XD xD xD XD

It's name is Bern. It has a strong Scandinavian accent.

Waiter, the Green Goblin threw a bomb in my soup...

Mié, 02/19/2014 - 16:48
#140
Imagen de Supercoolguy
Supercoolguy
step away from it! its my soup XD

waiter theres a teady bear in my soup

Mié, 02/19/2014 - 17:42
#141
Imagen de Malkalack
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Bern had an affair with someone at Build-A-Bear. And now you have that little guy. Take care of him/

Waiter, there is a robot in my soup that has a squid floating around in it somewhere and it is yelling: "EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE". Please help.

Reference, anyone?

Mié, 02/19/2014 - 19:21
#142
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
Nope... OH WAIT! YUS! YUS REFERENCE!

I'll go by the hardware store and pick you up a Sonic Screwdriver.

Waiter there is a phone booth in my soup... no its gone.... back.... gone... back..... Sometime in the 32nd century.... back again...

Mié, 02/19/2014 - 22:59
#143
Imagen de Tedme
Tedme
YES!!!

... ask a Doctor?

Waiter, thank you for Doctor Who.

Jue, 02/20/2014 - 05:29
#144
Imagen de Malkalack
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Waiter.... FUS RO DAH!

Jue, 02/20/2014 - 19:47
#145
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
I'm quite sorry I believe the

I'm quite sorry I believe the answer was STROM RAH THU!!!! (Storm Call at 3 words)

Waiter Ohdhaviing is in my soup.

Vie, 02/21/2014 - 06:26
#146
Imagen de Malkalack
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

use dragonbane.
waiter, im in my soup

Sáb, 02/22/2014 - 07:33
#147
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
Uh huh...

Have fun! I heard soup does WONDERS on the skin!

Waiter Malkalack is in my soup... I mean I don't mind, but I'm the Health and Safety inspector and this scenario doesn't seem up to code...

Sáb, 02/22/2014 - 11:01
#148
Imagen de Sonosuke
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Sir, I don't believe you understand how ridiculous that.... *looks in soup* Oh.

Waiter, this soup is delicio- *dies and faceplants in the soup*

Sáb, 02/22/2014 - 14:17
#149
Imagen de Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
What's a top secret disk?

/buries Sonosuke's dead body in the soup

Waiter, there is broth in my soup.

Sáb, 02/22/2014 - 17:58
#150
Imagen de Supercoolguy
Supercoolguy
if thats what you ordered.

waiter theres nothing in my soup, do u see it?

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