Waiter, there's a two page long thread filled with these complaints... and someone put it in my soup... Also, high. (As in, the waiter is high on mushrooms)
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Lun, 02/10/2014 - 16:38
#52
customer, get over it.
Lun, 02/10/2014 - 16:55
#53
Mushrooms...
Waiter, there is a 1-UP mushroom in my soup.
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 11:40
#54
well well well!
eat it, it's so tasty!
waiter there's a frog in my soup!
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 14:44
#55
#Sonosuks
Oh, I'm sorry. The frog soup was supposed to go to another table. *grabs the bowl and drinks it all, including the frog*
Waiter, there's a fire crystal in my soup.
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 15:56
#56
Swag IS a virtue
HELLO!!! Wait, now complaints? MARRY ME! (Female waiter)
Waiter, I found a dinky doo in my soup.
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 16:24
#57
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I'm sorry, that's suppost to be stinky doo doo
Waiter, why are you staring at me?
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 16:29
#58
Swag IS a virtue
You have kind eyes.
Waiter, care to explain why I have seven dead muskrats in my soup?
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 16:31
#59
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
What? I thought I put 8 in there
Waiter, what are you doing?
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 16:45
#60
Swag IS a virtue
Murdering your family. DUH!
Waiter, why is the Dragonborn in my soup?
Aaand I just got fus-roh-dah'd
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 19:06
#61
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
does it look like I care?
Waiter, you're creeping me out O_O
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 19:11
#62
It's what they pay me for
Waiter, there's johny depp in my soup!
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 19:17
#63
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
he's not very deep, so he's not johny depp
WAITER? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 20:09
#64
/does more
Waiter, Big the Cat is beating Sonosuke with his fishing rod, and I can't serve soup in this environment. Give him the frog!
Mar, 02/11/2014 - 22:05
#65
Hmmm
This soup looks hot
Waiter, GET IN MY SOUP!
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 02:26
#66
Derp.
Okay, but first I need to see if there's any Phoenix Downs inside if I might drown.
Waiter, there's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxVDtECyIYI in my soup: will you test if the soup is poisonous or not?
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 12:07
#67
o.o
oh that's mine!
waiter what is a spatula doing in my soup?
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 12:24
#68
socks
The chef died making that meal for you. Honour him by shutting up.
Hey waiter, why's there a Mewkat in my soup?
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 13:45
#69
Swag IS a virtue
Aww, we hoped it would be a spookat and kill you.
Waiter, we should go on a date!
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 14:15
#70
Lol no.
But... it's not Valentines day yet.
Waiter, Gordon Ramsay is in my soup and shouting how this sucks... again.
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 14:34
#71
Let me call the cops
Waiter,
Let me call the cops
Waiter, there is a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 in my soup
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 14:47
#72
Swag IS a virtue
"Oh no! Let me get you another one right away! So sorry."
/spits in food
"There ya go!"
Waiter, seriously lets go get some dinner, gurl
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 18:41
#73
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
nu, I'm a boy
Waitress, can you get Malkalack to STOP FREAKING ME OUT
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 19:04
#74
Let me help ya, M'kay?
*Gives you a 20 pound raw salmon* Here: slap him on the lips with it.
OMG Waiter, YOU KILLED KENNY (you bass durp!) IN MY SOUP!
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 19:25
#75
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Really? I thought it was Kenny and not KENNY
Waitress, it didn't work
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 19:49
#76
You didn't fish slapped him
You didn't fish slapped him right. The code is:
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START
Waiter, there's a bug in my game, in my soup. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Isjgc0oX0s
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 19:53
#77
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I refuse to watch that video
Waitress, he ate the fish
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 20:10
#78
Well maybe,
If you had watched the video, then he wouldn't ate that salmon that had been sitting in the dumpster for over a week, rotting, and having all kinds of maggots and myxosporean parasites in it.
Waiter, I am disappoint with the lack of people trying to talk as quickly as us inside the soup.
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 21:15
#79
You should be more disappointed in Radiant drops.
Waiter, there is a top secret disk in my soup.
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 21:30
#80
#Sonosuks
No.
Waiter, Find the computer room.
Mié, 02/12/2014 - 22:45
#81
o.o
down stairs.
waiter there's a Santa in my soup!
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 08:35
#82
#Sonosuks
Ho Ho Ho! Merry- ... wait....
Waiter, there's a Heart of Valor in my soup.
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 11:28
#83
o.o
eat it its healty XD
waiter the reply button is in my soup
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 11:41
#84
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
That's actually the "replay" button. No more youtube vids. I guess...
Waiter, there's an elf doing acrobatics on a potato while eating cream cheese from a can, (*deep breath*), and he's in my soup...
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 13:39
#85
Swag IS a virtue
Nothing is there....
Waiter... you need to help me but be quiet! There is something in my soup, and if he hears us he will- AGH OH MOMMA NYOOOORGH! BLEH!
/falls over with poison spike rammed through thighbone
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 15:46
#86
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Why is a baby kraken in your soup? Oh well, at least I don't have to listen to his complaints anymore and won't be asking any more waitresses to date them
Waiter, why is Malkalack's dead body is in my soup?
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 18:25
#87
... Recycling...
Waiter, why is Minecraft in my soup?
Also, thanks for ruining the elf, Malak. -_- lol, well played
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 18:44
#88
Umm about that.....
Oh forgive me! I forgot to give you the salad that goes with that! *strange hissing comes from the salad* (Thatssssss some very nisssse ssssssoup you have there......)
Waiter! Why is there the left leg of a red spotted, puple armadillo in my soup!
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 19:21
#89
Swag IS a virtue
Don't disturb him! He's resting. DONT TOUCH THE LEG YOU WILL WAKE HIM UP! Oh, you disturbed him. *Armadillo emerges from soup, crying." I better take him back to his crib.
Waiter, why am I still alive?
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 19:31
#90
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
This is heaven sir
Waiter, why does Malkalack get the special treatment of dinning in heaven? Can you transfer him to hell?
Jue, 02/13/2014 - 23:28
#91
I truly wish I could...
Waiter, there's a group of tiny men having a food fight/brawl in my soup...
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 05:44
#92
Oh dearest me? Did you ask
Oh dearest me? Did you ask for the women?
Waiter, there's an insane guy named Tedme in my soup..... *whisperes* help.....
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 06:07
#93
Swag IS a virtue
Here, I will help
/beats Tedme to death with frying
Waiter, I'm back from the dead!!!!!
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 07:44
#94
Okay, go take a break outside. /watches Malkalack burn in the daylight
Waiter, where is that damn fourth Chaos Emerald?
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 10:23
#95
o.o
trade to the villagers!
waiter, my mouth hurts and theres a Usevnsevnsixfivfor in my soup. my soup!! lol
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 13:54
#96
Can I have more?
Waiter, there are turtles in my soup.
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 13:57
#97
Erm...
nope. Those are alligators...
Waiter, Why is there Malak's ashes in my soup...
Also, Frying pans, who knew?
EDIT: And yes, I am mentally ill.
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 13:57
#98
Okay, let me bury the soup.
Waiter, Tedme is poking me with his spoon.
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 13:58
#99
Yep, yes I am. A spork, actually...
Waiter, there's an ender man in my soup.
Vie, 02/14/2014 - 14:03
#100
I thought Endermen died in water.
Waiter, Tedme doesn't know his Minecraft.
No.
Waiter, there is an aerozone in my soup.