Divine Legacy: Tales of Gwenivere

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Anonmouse's picture
Anonmouse
Court Intruige

More political posts about the kingdom's relations with other territories, Gwen's interactions with other kinds of rulers/diplomats. Also a little insight to her life? Maybe even just walk us through one of her usual days as Queen.

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
^This guy

I agree with this one. I'm usually inclined to actiony stories, but I'd prefer the occasional politics chapter amidst all the grittiness.

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
More politics then.

A bright white stagecoach came to a halt next to a truly massive mansion in the countryside. Out of the coach stepped a certain silver-haired woman, clad in a fancy white gown and ready to "get her hands dirty" with politics, so to speak.

Gwen tugged at the waist uncomfortably. "I can imagine how women in corsets must feel," she thought aloud. "Say coachman, does it make my butt look big?"
The coachman stared at it for several seconds. "Um..."
"Well? Out with it."
"...yeah," he said honestly.
"Good. Men seem to like big butts for some reason."
Relieved that she didn't get angry (and quite in agreement with her), the coachman chuckled and drove away the coach with a click of his tongue.

Now left alone in front of this strange new mansion, Gwen sighed and stepped up to the front gate. "Hello? Is anyone there?" she shouted. A guard came up to the gate and inspected her. "You the visitor?" he asked suspiciously.
"Mhm, yep. If you need documentation-"
"No need," he interrupted. "Lord Soren deMerquise is waiting for you."

She smiled warmly at the guard and went through. The guard led her inside the house and into the vast dining hall, where a dashing young man with long blond hair sat waiting with a delicious-looking bowl of blaze pepper soup. "Ah! You made it just in time, my queen. Please, sit with me and let's talk!" Gwen shot him her prettiest smile and delicately took the indicated seat. A servant scooted her up to the table and brought her a plate of salad.

"If I may be so bold, Your Highness, you look simply extravagant in that silken ball gown," Soren cooed.
"Why thank you! I had it specially tailored for me," she lied. It was actually her mother's dress, which was a fact she did not want commonly known.
"The tailor did a smashing job. Do you like the salad?"
"In truth, I haven't tasted it."
"Oh, but you must!" He took her fork, pierced a little salad, and gently fed it to her.
Gwen blushed slightly, being a little surprised at being treated in this manner, but did not refuse the bite. When she had finished it, she concluded, "This dish is remarkably delectable, considering its apparent simplicity."
Soren clapped his hands, delighted that his lady guest liked the dish. "Do you think so? You do me honor, my fair lady, for it is of my very own creation!"
Gwen raised her eyebrows and smiled. "Really? I must admit I was not expecting that. Surely you have some talent there. But come! Surely you did not invite me here to make small talk?"

Soren sighed and clasped his hands together. "Unfortunately. You see, I have a confession to make. It was I, Lord deMerquise, who ordered the theft of your Execution Blade."
Gwen's eyes widened. "Surely you jest, my lord?"
He closed his eyes and shook his head. "I do not. You see, I thought it well-worth the risk of bringing the Council down upon my head, if I could successfully bring justice with it before I am 'dealt with.'"
She tilted her head slightly. "How do you mean? What is this 'justice' you mean to exact without due process?"
Soren stared at her blankly. "Due process? Due process, you say? Where was 'due process' when that dastardly Diavolo Sintaris slaughtered thousands and got away with it?"

Diavolo Sintaris? My uncle? Gwen almost couldn't believe her ears. Soren continued. "Where was 'due process' when my most trusted heroes were sentenced to imprisonment for attempting to stop Diavolo's dastardly plans? Surely you are not in league with him?"
Gwen shot him a very sour look. "How dare you suggest that I would engage in so reprehensible an alliance! I abhor the man with every fiber of my being!"
Soren closed his eyes and bowed. "My sincerest apologies, fair Gwenivere. I meant you no insult. Forgive me the offense."
She too closed her eyes and returned the gesture. "Apology accepted, Lord deMerquise. Pray, let us continue our profitable discussion."
"I fail to see the need, my queen. I have told you all that needed to be said."
"That may be so, but you have yet to hear what I think of it all."
"And?..."
"If you will but return the blade, no charges shall be laid to your name."
A sigh of relief passed the man's lips. "You know not how heavy a weight you have lifted from my heart. You words do calm my spirit like no others. But..."
"Yes?"
"There is a slight problem..."
Uh oh.
"...I no longer possess the blade."

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
Changelog

The name and picture of the nobleman have been changed.

Psychnade's picture
Psychnade
Diavolo

SK Stalin?! Oh dear...And what exactly are Soren's motives...hurrmm...

Colray's picture
Colray
oooooohh man

Who's got da Executioner's blade it was stolen from the guy who stole it in the first place... The it got stolen again? Am I following correctly?

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

*sarcastic clap* Soren deserves the "Fail of the Year" Award.

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Thinslayer
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@Psychnade: Yup, Diavolo is essentially an SK Stalin, and about as single-minded, too. Soren's motives...are classified.

@Colray: You're following it perfectly. The thief got robbed.

@Sonosuke: lolol yep.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I wonder if Gwen wakes up next to Soren one morning. Just a thought I had.

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
@Malkalack

Gwenivere is a very chaste (and picky) young lady, so I doubt it.

Viorayne's picture
Viorayne
o3o

Zyrel got the closest with a Kiss.
The Devilite bard has come closest to her affection.
Says a lot, huh?

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
@Edolas

Mhm. She's a sucker for cute things, like most girls I know. ^_^

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I dunno.... I hear that most girls like to kiss other human beings. Or animals. At the very least not guitar playin' demons.

Also, I like what you've done with Melissa. Or the lack thereof. I look forward to seeing her later.

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
@Malkalack

Gwen kissing Zyrel is closer to kissing a cute baby out of affection than an adult out of romance.

Melissa will definitely get her screen time. I've got plans for her. ;)

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Sorry, I have a filthy mind. Like when I see a character like Gwenivere, my first thoughts are those of intimacy. Pay me no heed. :)

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
@Malkalack

Well, she *is* rather flirty. :P

The trouble is, she seems cursed never to keep a love interest. All the guys she ever liked in her stories either left, died, turned evil, or just vanished along with the RP.

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Dang. That's one horrible "curse".

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
Even that one guy...

Now that I think of it, there *is* one guy she stuck with longer than most: Vin. The two of them have been together on-and-off both here on the SK forums and over on ChooseYourStory.com. Sometimes they get really romantic (almost intimate), and sometimes they split up horribly. Feline-Grenadier has taken him back in time before they became friends and turned him into a rather different sort of person, so he counts as having "left" or "turned evil," depending on how you look at it.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Yeeeeah. I think this is becoming rather strange.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Where is your story on ChooseYourStory?

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
@Malkalack
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Dude, some of those sequences with Vin. Oh, man. That was... diffferent.

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
lol

They were rather... "exciting", weren't they? :P

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Is it even SK themed?

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
@Malkalack

Nope, though I and Swift both play SK and made references to it.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

That explains a lot. And uh.... keep it PG next time, kay? JK, I loved it.

Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier
LOL

Don't worry, I don't think either of us are going to go for THAT sort of interaction any more.

But it'll be raining hugs for days. Huggles day in, huggles day out.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

What kind of *hugs*?

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

BUMP

Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier

I refuse to believe you're older than me, but you are...

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

What?

Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier

^-^'

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

What in the heck are you talking about? Am I your SK senior?

Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier

^-^''

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

ಠ_ಠ ... what?

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag I a virtue

ANSWER ME, YOU MUSKRAT

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
?

What are you two bickering about?

More importantly, can you do it someplace else? I still intend to write on this thread, y'know.

Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier
Fine, a straight answer you'll get! XD

No, I'm pretty sure there's an easy way to roleplay a romantic scene without including special hugs XD

Just because there is love does not mean it's necessarily physical, so there will be hugs, normal hugs. ^-^

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Ok. Will those hugs be made in a bedroom? Please no.

Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier
^-^

No, I'm pretty sure there's an easy way to roleplay a romantic scene without including special hugs XD

Just because there is love does not mean it's necessarily physical, so there will be hugs, normal hugs. ^-^

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Okley dokely. Um... I'm pretty sure Mellyssa would use some *special* hugs occasionally. She strikes me as a *special hugger*. In Psych's thread, I did a sneak peak of my new upcoming fanfic. Peeps thought that was special huggery, too.

Hexlash's picture
Hexlash
Poor Thinslyaer lol

EDIT: I spelt Thinslayer's name wrong.... Nigahiga says it's okay, so I'm just going to roll with it.

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Feline-Grenadier

Karmic vengeance for Creeper? XD

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

What if I told you.... I was creeper?

http://weknowmemes.com/2012/03/what-if-i-told-you-morpheus/

Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier

What happens if Leonardo Dicaprio took the blue pills in Limbo?

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Then Limbo would become his reality.... I GET THE REFERENCE!

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
Springing into action.

A deep sigh left Gwen's lungs as she stared at her robes in a mirror. I hope this works. Clad once more in her durable cloak and hood, she felt ready to take on almost anything.

Almost.

She stepped out of her room and beckoned Galahad to come with her. They slipped out of the council halls and onto the main road. Once there, Galahad decided to pose the question on his mind. "Ma'am..." he began.
"Yes?" Gwen replied quietly.
"...do you really need me?"
"Of course I do. Why do you ask?"
"Well...I just thought...you figured you could protect yourself."
"I do figure I can protect myself."
"So why do you need me?"
"Not for protecting me."

That just left Galahad's mind filled with more questions than answers. But he hadn't the time to clarify, because Gwen had stopped moving. "Ma'am?-"
"Shh."
He fell silent and followed her gaze to an unpleasant sight unfolding in the middle of the road. He was about to ask what she wanted to do about it, but when he turned around, she was gone. "M'lady? Madam?" he called out as he twisted around in the crowd to look for her. Someone pulled him aside and tugged him into a narrow alley, and he fell against a wall.

A tall, imposing man in black, shadowy armor stood in front of him, looming like a monstrous beast over his prey. "Hello, Galahad. Don't you remember me?" he sneered, his threatening voice sending shivers up the guard's spine. But Galahad was not one to be threatened easily. He got to his feet and replied simply, "No."
Even through the helmet, he could tell that the shadowy man was scowling at him. "I'm offended. Be afraid, very afraid." Galahad made no reply, and the man lifted up his visor.

Galahad almost lost his balance when he realized that the person under the armor was not a man but a woman. And not just any woman; it was none other than Xindis, the legendary dragon woman herself. "I'd dearly hoped you would remember me," she pouted. "Guess I'll just have to refresh your memory!" She kneed him in the gut, and he bent over in pain. "Do you have any idea how much I hate you?" she continued. "You and your filthy, useless lot!"

She was about to knee him in the stomach again when a white hand fell on her shoulder and stopped her. "Enough, Xindis."
Xindis turned around. Now it was her time to be surprised; she stumbled back and nearly fell over on top of Galahad. "M-m-madam Gwenivere! How did you know-?"
Gwen threw back her hood and planted her hands on her hips. "I'm sorry for using you as bait, Galahad. I hope you don't mind."
Galahad shook his head. It was his job, after all.
Xindis closed her eyes and shook her head. "What do you want with me, you piece of filth?"
Gwen smirked and leaned close to Xindis' face.

"I need you to do me a favor."

Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor

Woah. My first double post in two years. Nice.

Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
Heh.

Thanks. I was kinda winging it a bit, but I had fun. :D