bloo got distracted by a oiler today. He literally sat down and observed it for four fricken hours. Does he get bored at all?! The he later saw a quick silver and did the same thing. Seriously?! And the there was a ice cube that oozed by and once again, bloo observed it. (Insert huge sigh here). Anyways, he started talking to it and came back to camp and started tinkering with so health pills. I asked him what he was doing but he was so concentrated on his work he didn't notice. In the afternoon, he told us to eat the pikas and told us that observing all those slimed, he just made us move at super speed when shocked, and heal when frozen or burned. I now realize that the observing he did was well worth it.
The Diary of a chromalisk. [continue this story]
after bloo gave us those pills, bill realized it was part-burrito, he went to a outhouse convientitally place a few inches away and had 3.765903hours of diahrrea, then some random jelly came in, it had a moustache, wich was quite wierd, but then i realized it was sir pricklepants, not only him but about a whole army of 9000.1 ultra blastjellies, bloo summoned a howlizter, but it was amazingling female, so pricklepants imerrsed her and it started shooting us, everyone started running around, and i accidentaly pressed the roarmoleus missle button, then a barrage of missles came and hit the blast cubes,
5 seconds later:
it was all charred, then the outhouse opened, bill came out exhuasted, he looked around and said "what happened"
then of all things the .1 blastcube came out of the rubble with bloo. the .1 jellycube jiggled and another black hole came,
i got teleported to some random castle, there was a sign
"grim gallery"
then i saw some random knight, he had a delicouse lookin head (rock flavor!) and i was quite hungry so i ran and try to swallow its head whole.
bloo and bill came and try to take me out of the knights head, but i was too hungry to let go. but bloo said it was spiked with nightshade so i let go, but the the not-so-deadly poison started seeping through, i saw so many hallutinations, SO MANY MEWKATS AND SLOOMS!!!!!!!!!!!
no the knight above was'nt bob, it was me Grittle. with master blast bomb, pepperbox, rock jelly helm, scary skelly shield, miracle cloak,
We met the rogue knight Bob today. He has apparently updated his image since the wanted poster. He allowed Harry to experiment on him and with Harry's help, was able to create special equipment. He now wears an armor inshape of the dread Skelly set, but has the stats of a Divine viel, cobalt, and several different armors. He has all thier strenghs but none of their weaknesses. He also has a Lucifer blade (half divine avenger, half gran fausts) and a Multi-status nitonome. With Bloo's pills we were able to avoid status defects, but the explosion was still able to damage us. His blade's power rivaled the gods and waas able to kill Snarl, Bill,and our monster troop in one swing. Bloo and I had to use all our magic to resurect them all and teleport somewhere else. Klepto had disappeared during the fight when Bob's nitronome sent him flying. WEfound him later and he had stolen some awsome stuff. He flew to King Krogma's research factory and was able to steal Lockdown info. He updated our armor to get classes that best fit us. I recieved the guardian class because I could still fire my lazer when the shields on. Both Snarl and Bloo got the striker class to increse thier speed. Bill got recon. Klepto was able to hack his armor and gained the recon class and the striker class. He also was able to get the proto type infos so we did not suffer weaknesses. He couldn't hack ours to get multi classes, because GMs would sense it. We should be hearing from Terry now about Johnson....
We were also able to discovered how many licks it gets to the center of a tootsie pop. And that would be our secret weapon if you know what I mean. I also have no idea how Quintin AKA pricklepants came back to life.
Unless this prickle pants is an imposter impostocube. O.o
i have very, very bad news.
we have a new runner.
Name: Monsieur GoldenRod Barker
Classification: Dangerous. Very, very very very very very very very very... (1000000 verys later...) verydangerous.
Type: Roarmulus Golden Gun Puppie
Strengths: FIre lazar beams about 100000000000000000x times more powerful than Chromo's Blah lasar, 100000000000000000x times bigger than the Roarmulus Twins, invincible.
Weaknesses: NOne. He's invincible (as all gold gun puppies are)
Other: Hates everyone. Even himself.
and...
Name: Choppy von Smashbonger
Classification: Very Dangerous
Type: Tortodrone
Strenghts: Inpenetrable shell, lots of weapons, and doesn't need to be prevocked to attack you.
Weaknesses: You can make him charge off a cliff if u dodge in time.
Other: Apparently, hes the same tortodrone who smashed me to pieces in one of my earlier diary entries.
thats all for now.
So, after hearing our scouts' reports of the new adversaries, I decided to look for some new help in Jigsaw Valley. Then I found this...thing. It was white, two legged, tall, and had a long...snipe mouth or something? Anyways, it said it was the master of the universe. Then it said that it would be happy to help us defeat the evil guy whudevers. Then it made Barker implode into a white hole and teleport to the other side of Cradle after Barker tried to sneak attack us by popping out of the ground and blasting us with a searing uberpowerfulstatusinflictingorbitalstrikenegativeplasmalacedlaser. Wow.
barker reapeared. he must really be toatally invincible. i thought that he would be dead.
but, today we found out a way to defeat him.
step one) gather 100000000 graviton vortexes and 10000000000 electric vorexes
step 2) plant them in a pit
step 3) lure barker over to pit
step 4) activate all bombs
step 5) watch the mega black electric hole suck barker into the other side of reality.
step 6) don't get sucked in.
We got sucked into that HUGE vortex ( altough i loved the view from inside of it ) , the other side of reality is so BRIGHT i cant see nothing that is even 10 Mts away , i found a BIG round door, i tried to open with my lazor :
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But nothing happened, i cant see where are my buddies , and there is some type of strange platform up there with many monitors on it, they have locked icons , like the ones in that arena of those beastly knigths fighting each other ( i cant remember its name) and some knights looking at those screens, i wonder what theyre doing.
Anyway i have to find my partners before the enemies find m......... OH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....................................................................
I just fell into that round door , i felt like the world shaked and then this thing opened,i fell and then it closed again , im falling on a super bright tunnel , and i can only feel energy on the air,there almost no oxygen and its really hot in here.
while falling ( still falling) i saw some knights almost dead triyng to climb up this hell-like pit,(who are they? they looked friendly and were really desesperately seeking for help,poor guys)
whats that down there?, it comes closer, and closer, AND CLOSER , CL*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH**_-_-_-_-SPLAT-_-_-_-_*
Wtf?!?!?! Where the he11 am i ?!?!?Oh wait, i think i just answered my question........WAIT, WHAT?!?!? how come im in he11?!?!? i did nothing wrong! Well, except (insert long list of bad stuff here) but that's not worth mentioning....... hey, who's that? oh goody! its slaggy the slag.......thing. its vana's right hand........thing. yay:) vana sent some........thing to save me. yay:)
i recovered from that fall , and found a book,in the cover it said, property of Kept , who is kept?,or what?
later i found out that it was a diary, it said "i sht raibuns" That was enough to find out it was Klepto diary, guess he still cant write properly..........
OMG klepto is near!!!!!!! i have to find him!!!!!!
(lol irokwe i wrote this the same moment you post that thing)
EDIT:
the good news: good news? what good news?
the bad news: slaggy wuz a hallucination.........:(
irokwe, i know you wanna write more about this but chroma is stuck into that hole ( Core ) he cant just teleport like that, the facts are that he has never been there before, that means no portals, that no scape ( still ) sorry if i look like im upset or something like that, but we need to keep the story, also didnt we were on a mission, and snarby was grounded?
BAD news and some little minor good news, the good one is that this was a dream and snarby didnt got blown up
The bad, the hell-pit part of this wasnt a dream, im just alone in the brightness of this place , also i cant find the slag guard anymore, guess he was an allucination but im not so sure,
also i can see something really far from me, i think its klepto, but it looks like a dot from here, i should go see whats that, of course, i did not forget i had a guardian shield armor thing so i used it to heal me from that fall, and i guess it will be useful, that thing might attack me.
(2 hours later) ..... i cant just reach that dot, everytime i try to get near it, it gets littler and it looks like im just going far from the dot, i tried running, but i just cant reach it, im too tired to catch up to that thing, i just wanna rest now...... well goodbye for no......(snore, snore, snore.........
(first of all i want to say sorry for adding many posts but because i add many post at the same day will count as bumps AND im sorry but wanna put more story in this)
I just woke up near some big thing, i thought if it was a slag guard, but then i realized they were four knights!!!!!one of them wearing a full Valkyrie set ( whats that?, IDK but i saw it on my days on haven)
i was worried if they will point me with pointy sticks, but then the one in the valkyrie set just smiled and i knew that was because he ( or she?) wants to be my friend then everyone of the group treated me like a pet, then i realized they were the same poor guys trying to climb the wall of this pit, i was so happy they were friendly (:
After that they tried to climb again we were half way there when they fell again,fortunately i stickied to the wall with my tongue,
tthen one of the guys had an idea and said " what if we use the chromalisk sticky powers to get out of here " everyone was confused and someone eventually asked "What? how we can use them?, then he responded " Using their tongues to climb the walls!! " i climbed to his shoulder and whispered him i cant lift 4 knights at a time, but we can with help of 2 other lisks, then told him about Klepto and Sally.
Our quest for Klepto and Sally has began, and we might fight powerful enemies on this mysterious place
ill explain things for the peope that dont know about the story of SK first of all the pit is the core,the knights are thd Alpha squad,and well you know what is the round door
i found a random building wherever i am today. it appears to be the hideout of all of those guys who kidnapped sally...
btw, i dont understand a single thing that micu wrote. =P
ok, sorry, also, i forgot snarby was grounded...... anyways,
entry number imnotgonnakeeptrackofthis:
EDIT: didnt see the part where they got into the core.......anyways,
so when we went farther inside, we found king tinkiwhatshisname making evil plans with the guys that kidnapped sally!
to be continued...........(dramatic music lolz)
(lol to that comment)
Me and the 4 guys got into the building and there were Harry and his minions! Harry tried to escape but i shoot my lazor, and he got a little crispy then again he tried to run, and he escaped this time ( how could i have missed? )
then many followed him ,leaving us against the King tinkinzar itself!!!!!!! and an army of Gremlins
Me and the guys killed everything, and they didnt let me escape, were facing the King alone, i cant keep writing, its time for the action "FOR CRADLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".........
(EDIt, edited this to coincide with the irokwe last part, Sorry pal i wrote this and forgot to save then came back hours later and it was still there then i posted and saw your post, also its ok if you dont wanna read the post ( i do that many times <_<))
Can someone explain to me what just happened? Are we in the core or are we at king tinkizar's place? Well whatever I'll just continue this confusing story.
Well I'm officially on those knight's hate list. I got separated and fought the King by myself. We stopped when we both learned we have a lot of things in common. Apparently that "evil plan" we saw was just a game of Monopoly. The king is Harry's cousin, but only plays with him because he was bored. So we struck a deal where he used special machinery to amplify my magic so I could leave those knights(they were pretty weak compared to the king) and reunite with my team. His end of the bargain was to have me trick the kinghts to give me all their energy so they couldn't revive. So know I'm traveling through a magical votex that should be able to suck my teamates up and send us all to Terry's office so we could get info on where Choppy and Checkmate is. And... Oh look theirs everybody! I should chat with them ! ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Apparently everybody else was sent to a free resort spa, but I got sent to that pit :( Oh well. No one is missing so no problem. We should be getting to Terry right now.
Please no confusing chapters that involve the core anymore please. They are really hard to write about since we don't even have a clue to what the core contains. And don't make stuff up like: Inside the core there's a magical portal that sends you to neverland!... Seriously dont do that or you'll be blasted by Chroma's lazer.
EDIT: ok sorry i didn't get it the first time
How the heck does that end the story? Well it doesn't. They haven't even rescued sally yet.
Terry finally found Choppy for us! He apparently is at emerals axis and is bullying this purple chroma named barney. We came over there quickly and saw Choppy hugging the strange chromalisk to the point of suffocation. Klepto learned how to use shurikens through his ninja powers and threw about a few dozen (or was it a hundred? It was hard to tell but it was a lot.) at Choppy. Well let's just say everybody there laughed their @$$ off at klepto's fail. Choppy went insane and tried to charge at Klepto. Bloo increased Klepto's speed so he could get away. Both Bill and Snarl held the wayward mutant turtle down. I went to see if the chroma was ok ,but he was acting a bit like a pedophile, so I scared him to death him with a magical projection of a grimalkin coming at him. (What can you expect? Just trying to protect the children in this neighborhood)
This place needs more funny entries. Way to many serious posts lately.
today i made a new friend. his name is Roarsnarglerompflcrushmuncheatyummykapowchompalociousman.
-_- i like how munch and eat become (mun)cheat lol
its snarby's rabid deranged weird awkward etc. abunchoftimesremoved relative
i should seriously think about password-protecting my diary............
after i blew up, i came together and continue the journey LOL
@mysticbeam:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember wen I enjoyed reading this diary :(
today I woke up in the lizard e.r. Not knowing where I was a a doctor said I had suffered from a coma from one of me and klepto's crazy antics. They said that I could go so I went off to find klepto.
(everything before was part of the coma because it was getting out of hand.)
If all of the things before was part of a coma HOW THE FRINKIN HECK DID I WRITE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY!?!?!? I have to get to the bottom of this. (after several hours) Oh so everything did happen, but King Tinkizar used a machine to remove Harry and all of his gang from this universe. This machine was powered by my lazer so I was put into a coma because of the energy drainage. The king forbid everyone to tell me about the journey and told them that everything was part of the coma as a joke. Well it's time to get on with my life. ^_^ (still friends with everybody on the team and I still got my lazer!)
There now everything makes sense. Oh and no offense and I really do mean no offense Irokwe, but you aren't that funny.
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/hate beastlikethat
Hey I was just trying to be honest. Now you made me sad. ;_;
like u didnt make me sad first-_-
let's just stop argueing ok?
anyway,
today i found out that the knights with pointy sticks can shoot stuff o.O and blow stuff up O.o
Since i found out that the knights with pointy sticks can shoot stuff
i swallowed a bomb whole and died. I waited for reincarnation.
wait, this entire diary HAPPENED IN ONE DAY, I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FIRST POST, ITS WAS FRIDAY, oh wait.. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!
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~transfered message~
NEW ENEMY
REBECCA BLACK
-horrible singing can kill, also shoots inverted rainbows, amazingly has an I.Q. of -10
Huh what. Oh thank god that was a dream. Hm? I was writing in my sleep again wasn't I? I've got to stop eating oiler cupcakes and wolver milk at night. -_- Well I should put my diary in my new security case guarded by snipes. (the snipes are ninjas ^_^)
This entry is talking about the above two post by the way. And yes, lets stop arguing.
Well more like watch the arena. This lockdown match is really intense! Wow someone even has a FoV! Maybe I should steal it for Snarby. I'll just sneak in their locker room after the match...
I seemed to be the only one left...
while i was coming out of the e.r, a brick fell from nowhere and smashed me. i spouted coins and died.
i had no more CE. the world blew up.
the universe ended, with no hope of restarting.
time froze.
this story ended.
:D
stories getting boring, only the first page was funny
ignoring Mysticbeam's post (srry, that just takes all the fun out of it)...
Today I attacked a Knights and killed them. Then I stole all of his cr. HEHE.
I was so stupid so i ate a bomb and exploded
THE END! DONT ADD ANYMORE!
Lets call the evil john, Johnson, instead to remove confusion.