Confuzzled
The Diary of a chromalisk. [continue this story]
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 03:54
#152
:D
Fri, 10/14/2011 - 16:42
#153
today, a metal egg dropped
today, a metal egg dropped from the sky and crashed into my hut! D= and from inside emerged a meatl alien!!!! AUAAAAARGH!!!!
oh, wait. it was only a knight. fortunately, with his memory loss, i told him he was now to be my servant since I was the all-powerful god of the planet Chromalisk. and he believed me =D. so now he waits on me on hand and foot. I've decided to name him bob. this is probably the only thing knights are good for.
Fri, 10/21/2011 - 15:54
#154
awww... dont let this thread
awww... dont let this thread die.
Sat, 10/22/2011 - 07:01
#155
ok today i turned
ok today i turned 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) im now officially a bull chromalisk:)
and as a present, i got a fang of skolver;)
Sat, 10/22/2011 - 07:09
#156
lordofnecromancers add me as a friend
today there was a power outage for the portals so i had to use the elevators:( i was on my way to vana with klepto to introduce them to each other, when i found this cool gate that looked all creepy. so iwent in (duh) so first we got pwnd by rabid wolvers. then i saw snarby! yay!
snarby: must.......kill........
me:uh.....snarby?
snarby:must..........kill.........
thats when i noticed he was foaming at the mouth. HE ìþíðéóÿœåëýô æ"”&}¨;(]ºƒ;"„}ƒ\[»"„{ING HAD RABIES OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i used my birthday present and pwned the heck out of him:(
Sat, 10/22/2011 - 07:09
#157
lordofnecromancers add me as a friend
today there was a power outage for the portals so i had to use the elevators:( i was on my way to vana with klepto to introduce them to each other, when i found this cool gate that looked all creepy. so iwent in (duh) so first we got pwnd by rabid wolvers. then i saw snarby! yay!
snarby: must.......kill........
me:uh.....snarby?
snarby:must..........kill.........
thats when i noticed he was foaming at the mouth. HE ìþíðéóÿœåëýô æ"”&}¨;(]ºƒ;"„}ƒ\[»"„{ING HAD RABIES OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i used my birthday present and pwned the heck out of him:(
Sat, 10/22/2011 - 07:11
#158
lordofnecromancers add me as a friend
whoops double post
Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:50
#159
sure! but whats you IGN?
today, i fell down an elevator shaft and ended up in this place where it was all black and scary... I say a knight being chased around b there black wolvers and lumbers and gremlins and polyps. it looked really sacry. and they kept spawning again and again and again. and the worst thing was that they weren't dropping any crowns or heat! i looked at a map nearby and it said; "Unknow Passage. There are no rules here, except to survive."
And so i slowly climbed my way up the elevator shaft, getting hit by falling elevators more than once. Ouch.
Sun, 10/23/2011 - 18:55
#160
Chased by polyps?
sorry no ideas to post but how can u get chased by polyps, they don't move.
Mon, 10/24/2011 - 19:17
#161
i know. /lolz. lets say they
i know. /lolz. lets say they randomly grew feet.
Tue, 10/25/2011 - 07:19
#162
its irokwe (like my forum name)
nonononono u've got it all wrong. they travelled to one piece land and ate a feet-feet-berry. then they randomly (censored) each other and passed the trait on
Tue, 10/25/2011 - 16:26
#163
then i won a mewkat plush
then i won a mewkat plush toy. :D
Tue, 10/25/2011 - 20:09
#164
Today me and my family
Today me and my family decided to camp out in a treasure vault to annoy the knights trying to grab the epic loot. I took 47 health caps and 68 other vails from the knights, we decided to stuff them inside random treasure boxes to hide them. We then realized it was a bad idea because knights like to pop them open for some reason....
I wanted to say hi to my old freind the jelly king, but i took a wrong turn somewhere and the palace looked all frosty...All the jellies were hostile to me and i got very cold. I pwned them all my licking them away (mmm, frozen blueberry....). When I got to the throne room the king was different...He had a woman jelly look and i realized that the JK was dead! I saw his purple guts all over the room....I pwned the Queen with a Gran Faust ASI very high and dam vs slime very high I found in a treasure box along the way.
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 14:12
#165
today i epically pwned
today i epically pwned [insert your IGN]
lolXD
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 19:00
#166
Treasure Vault
Doesn't this belong in the Treasure Vault forum?
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:53
#167
maybe,maybe not. ud probably
maybe,maybe not. ud probably have 2 contact fallout cuz i dunno how 2 move this if i even can.
continuing the story:
today klepto told me a funny joke
theres a 50cr piece on the gound. who gets it first, a fast vog cub, a fast tortodrone, and a fast lumber?
none of them, cuz they all dont exist
HAHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 15:31
#168
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- **
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Klepto went to the lizard ER again this morning after he had a stroke from uncontrollable laughter at his own joke. I think I'll go poke around his house while he gets better...
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 23:53
#169
*disclaimer: to fully
*disclaimer: to fully understand this joke, u must know that lumbers only have 1 arm*
how do u get a one-armed lumber out of a tree?
wave to it
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLIPOP
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:57
#170
today, I went to Sally's
today, I went to Sally's house. She was baking lots and lots of pies. Klepto was there too, pigging out on pies (as usual) and generally annoying sally.
Klepto: More pies
*sally bakes 100 pies
*Klepto eats 100 pies
Klepto: More pies
*sally bakes 100 pies
*Klepto eats 100 pies
Klepto: More pies
*sally bakes 100 pies
*Klepto eats 100 pies
Klepto: More pies
Sally: BLARGH!!!
*Breathes fire all over Klepto
*Klepto is burned to a crisp
Klepto: ... more... pies...
Sun, 11/13/2011 - 04:31
#171
klepto went on vacation thats
klepto went on vacation thats where
Sun, 11/13/2011 - 06:27
#172
today
I died.
As I was floating around , I saw the same knight who revived me before.
Putting on a fake mustache and a hat I scammed him again. Then I ran away into a graveyard with him running behind me.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 05:59
#173
then a bunch of zombies came
then a bunch of zombies came
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:04
#174
†®∂√˙∂∫∆˙∫√
And the zombies were chasing me, but I had stole a HAX machine from the knight, so I used it and got Noclip powers! So I was flying around and stuff and then I flew back to my house and exploded. THE END!
And then I reappeared because I was using the Dead Ringer I stole from someone.
Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:26
#175
/doesntunderstandanythinglitt
/doesntunderstandanythinglittlerbitsaid
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 04:14
#176
2day i gots abductaped
2day i gots abductaped (wrapped up in duct tape and then kidnapped)
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 10:44
#177
Today I hugged a phantom.
Today I hugged a phantom.
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 19:08
#178
moo
Then I went to a graveyard and started pooing on Phantoms for fun:)
Wed, 11/30/2011 - 08:04
#179
Moar phun diary logs
EDIT:Apparently i managed to miss a whole page of posts. But whatever. Read and enjoy.
Best day ever! Today i got an letter from snarby saying that he is no longer grounded. YAY! Then i remembered why he got grounded in the first place and got sad again.....*sob sob sob*. Then i also remembered all the FoV's ive stolen from knights and made an extra pair of loose teeth for Mr. Vog. So now snarby and i can eat knights together again! I jumped into a portal and ended up lots of dangerous places including one with a bunch of strange shadow thingies. It looked cool but hurt alot when they attacked me. An health capsule a day keeps you from the e.r away. When i finally arrived i found snarby feasting on some metal hats with feathers on them and a bunch of knights crying because of those strange colored hats. Or were there chapeaus? Maybe valuable for the knights, whatever. After the knights ragequitted back to haven i started chatting with him. It was nice. I also asked about some strange videos on chromtube by some knights displaying them killing snarby. He told me thats just him when he has to go to his place and help his wife snarline with the kids dusker and ashtail. Snarby fakes defeat and poops out a pair of tokens and leaves to home. Anyway, then we ate some more knights and i went home. Now how to figure out how to sleep after today.
Wed, 11/30/2011 - 14:06
#180
lol
Today I had fun killing knights with snarby again and Went home. :) once I went home I found Klepto eating all my pies! As soon as Klepto saw me He ran away! I had to chase him down to get the pie back but before I could get to him he Made himself invisible:(. So I gave up on finding him and decided to go to the graveyard and hug phantoms. Once I got to the graveyard I found a phantom and hugged it but it exploded. Then Sally came and started eating all the bits of the phantom because she thought they were small cookies. Apparently some knight made her hallucinate so I had to drag sally home.
( This thread died as soon as sally got kidnapped )
Wed, 11/30/2011 - 14:18
#181
lol
Today I had fun killing knights with snarby again and Went home. :) once I went home I found Klepto eating all my pies! As soon as Klepto saw me He ran away! I had to chase him down to get the pie back but before I could get to him he Made himself invisible:(. So I gave up on finding him and decided to go to the graveyard and hug phantoms. Once I got to the graveyard I found a phantom and hugged it but it exploded. Then Sally came and started eating all the bits of the phantom because she thought they were small cookies. Apparently some knight made her hallucinate so I had to drag sally home.
(The thread died as soon as sally got kidnapped)
Oops sorry for double post
Thu, 12/01/2011 - 19:34
#182
Today I had an epic danceoff.
Today I had an epic danceoff. We all went to the I AM SO AWESOME ARCADE or the arcade as im told its called. I ate all the competereors so i won! Then i ate the trophy and that made everyone i ate happy. I went off to go find snarby but Klepto reappeared in front of me and let go of his phantom pet. I ate the phantom to. I tasted like pudding. Since the phantom was evil, I am now posessed and forced to obey its every command. I am currently feeding pies to kelpto
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 15:18
#183
yay
Today I pooed out the phantom and am no longer posessed so I went to a random level.
I found a mewcat!
So I took the mewcat and baked it in a pie:)
the pie was delicious.
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 16:13
#184
OMG!!!!!
Today Chucklisk and Chroma Norris came!
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 03:45
#185
random thread to post in XD
and then i ate them and went to an arena.
I ate the Trojan along with the Greaver and tortodrone and inherited their powers.
i had to go to the e.r. and the doctors said I now have PERMANENT new powers that
included summoning massive sword and shield(Trojan), indestructible shell(Tortodrone), and the ability to fly(Greaver)
He said i will never be able to remove these powers so i killed him XD
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 15:33
#186
Lol, this is over
Lol, this is over
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 19:58
#187
Yaaaaaa
this thred IS DEAD it was good wail it lasted but it is hands down D.E.A.D dead.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 00:36
#188
LOL
You guys have no professional standards :d... I'll do it...
Dear diary:
Today was kinda awful. Well, not only for me, but for a whole bunch of other chromalisks as well. So, we were out there busy hunting down those knights... No! Vials! I mean vials! We were hunting down vials from knights! 'Cause they're so delicious (yum), we can't help ourselves, you know.
Actually health capsules can be yummy as well, but some knights are so clumsy, they get into so much trouble and use up all of their capsules, so they are thought of as a rare delicacy...
Anyways, we were in that treasure vault hunting down vials from knights, and as usual, I managed to lick off my favourite Poison Vial and Fire Vial (together they taste like curry. Where else would you find curry in here?).
And all of a sudden, one knight pulled out something and wore it like some sort of super-vision goggles. He went around and around until he got close to one of us. Of course, that chromalisk cloaked itself, thinking that it may be safe. But that knight suddenly yelled: "Here! I found one!" And he finished off that chromalisk in one slice.
Boy, how frightened were we! It turned out that he DID wore a pair of super-vision goggles!
Well, some of us managed to hide in some bushes (most knights are too foolish to hit them apart), many others ended up dead... At least I learned a lesson:
Never to mess with a knight wearing a pair of super-vision goggles, even if it seems like a scam... oh wait, another one:
Hunt for more Poison Vials and Fire Vials :)
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 08:04
#189
This tread isn't dead!
Today Sally ate another Salamander and got arrested for cannibalism.
I went to visit her in lizard prison and laughed at her.
Klepto came too but he just asked sally bake him pies.
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 15:08
#190
Ok...here we go
Dear Diary:
It is Friday, and Klepto and I decided to go to that suuny place, (yea the Tresure Vault) and some noobs of knights, came to us. We stole their vials every single one, even the health capsules, which taste like cupcakes. They were so stupid they even dropped their minerals and vitapods!!!!!!! But Klepto ate them all... So I yelled at him. Then some other knights came in and chased us around, it was so horrifying! But Sally, escaped from prison and blew fire on the knights with her Salamander power! Even though I laughed at her and Klepto asked her for pies, she was really nice to us. She baked us pies..zzz...zzzz..zzzz
Dear Diary:
It is Saturday, and Klepto and I have woken up in Sally's belly with the Salamander she ate. How do we get out of this one?
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 07:07
#191
OMG
A ZOMBIE THRED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 08:50
#192
YAY NECRO
Dear Diary: I found dynamite in Sally's belly, and used it to blow me and Klepto out. Sally was upset. But she said she was sorry :D. Then Klepto ate too many pies D: and had to go to the emergency room! Then I saw a knight and punctured him with my horn. That is all I have to say today so bye :)
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 14:52
#193
The next day
Okay, that was horrible to trick the knights into using the elevator to go up because of this called "blah blah monster" but really, they almost killed my mother. Speaking of mothers, my friend say his mother being slashed opened alive. Ugh, what a disturbing sight! *rumble* what was that? Oh no the elevator has been used! Everyone run! I was hiding in a bush while my friends awaited for the person to step out. Wait a second, isn't this April Fools day??? When the elevator halted, it was VANADUKE! What?!?! How can he appear from Tier 3! He's a boss and he is supposted to be battling a random knight! I bet it was Joseph the trickster. After a minute, Vanaduke reveiled that it was in fact Joseph! I was very angry. I charged right out and shot my tongue at Joseph. I hit him so hard his face started bleeding! Uh oh, he needs an ambulance stat! But there's no phone around! I started to yell and yell.
It was almost 6:00 and then an ambulance arrived. Uh oh, Joseph stopped moving, but his heartbeat is slow and soft. I can't write anymore I have to wait til tomorrow to see if he's okay. Scarrblejfaisj-----------------------------
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 06:12
#194
NECRO'D YEAH!
Dear Diary:
Klepto, once again, had a pie overload. How many times does he have to go to the emergency room?
Anyway, he's back, and now he's paranoid of pies. VERY.PARANOID. Poor Klepto. When me, Sally and Klepto went shopping in safeway, Klepto didn't help with shopping because he's worried the pies might "attack" him. What's with this crazy mishap?
-Chroma
P.S. YES, I gave him a name. Problem?
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 18:17
#195
Dear diary
thow on the way throw the cake section the cup cakes sudenly spraing to life! quikly i opend my mouth and went BLAHAAAAAAAAA
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BLAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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woke up in the hospital a week later with fractuerd rids and the store maneger sueing me for damiges
(the objective of this thred is to have fun and to torcher the mine careicter)
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 01:42
#196
Today I tricked this stupid
Today I tricked this stupid knight called Zombeh-Heaveh to buying 200ce from me for an insanely high price. He paid 13k cr for it and seemed happy when he when back down the clockworks to pwn some creep cakes. I was velly, velly confused why he paid 13k for it. The last time i remember, 100ce was 4000cr. The idiot.
I was not happy with his attitude so i followed him. Finally, i went to ask him. He said that energy costs are very high. Not believing it, i checked the market and saw that 100ce was 6500cr. I was soooooooooooooooooo shocked that i went:
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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He died and i looted his 28 cake slices :)
(The main point of this thred is to torture me >:D)
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 06:51
#197
moo
Today I used the cake slices to get a foiled frosted helm.
But then klepto ate it!
I went to haven and ended up in a kitchen where someone was baking with black stuff.
I ate the black stuff because it looked tasty.
..................
Okay it turns out the black stuff was dark matter ( I have no idea what that psycho was doing with dark mater) and I am know in the lizard hospital emergency room.
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 00:09
#198
The E.R. finally qicked me
The E.R. finally qicked me out for getting myself and Klepto and Sally in there to often. They said that frequent visitors were troublemakers. But how are we troublemakers? All I do is blow stuff up, Klepto steals food, and Sally is a pyromaniac. Problem? I didn't think so.
NOTE: Fallout will return to check this thread in about a month and a half.
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 21:28
#199
Dear diary,Klepto and I was
Dear diary,
Klepto and I was hunting as usual when we saw a bunch of knights wearing cake helms, and they're prismatic. I'm kinda envious of course, why do they always get all the good stuff?
Anyways, those stuff NEVER seem to melt or rot or become stinky like rotten cakes (and other cake helms) ought to be. So I figured that the prismatic powder in it alters its "food" properties, which means that it is totally not edible, which means it would give food-poisoning.
But of course, that stupid Klepto chased down one of the knights for 19 depths just to taste that cake. And so yet again, he ended up in another emergency ward, "with the case of excess vomiting, hallucination and optical prismatic illusion" according to the doctor.
*Note to self: I asked what was the optical prismatic thingy, and it turns out that it's a syndrome of seeing rainbow colours at anything and everything. No wonder Klepto laughed at me for being "delightfully colourful" before he fainted. I thought he was simply pulling my leg.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 07:03
#200
Dear Diary
Good Night.
...really, Weposkonis?
i used the crowns i got from that knights to buy a few blast bombs, them placed them strategically around Haven. ksally and lepto also went around placing haze bombs everywhere to confuzzle the Knights. Then we watched the fireworks. Bye bye, Haven. =D