Spiral Knights - The Diary of a chromalisk. [continue this story]

The Diary of a chromalisk. [continue this story]

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Wed, 04/11/2012 - 05:54

#201

Zombeh-Heaveh

Today I saw Zombeh-Heaveh

Today I saw Zombeh-Heaveh again. I gave him back 28 cake slices (I ate the other 4 slices.) Then he bought a prismatic cake helm with it. Apparently Klepto had not learnt his lesson cause he attacked and ate the cake helm.
Now Klepto is back in the ER muttering something about nyan cat to the mewkat nurse.
Oh looky i found Zombeh-Heaveh's diary :) :
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Dear diary,
Steps to getting the prismatic frosted helm: (by Zombeh-Heaveh)
1) Get energy like me with your lifetime savings of cr OR buy ele pass if ur rich.
2)Grind depth 1 over and over again. Make sure the floor is a clockworks tunnel floor (a gear sign) and not anything else or the occasional deconstruction zone that also has the same sign.
3)Grind 9 hours a day and hope the creep cakes give u 5 tokens instead of 3.
4)Get helm :)

Lots and lots and lots of Love, Heaveh.
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Btw, does any1 noe why the event has not ended? It was supposed to on 10 April.

Chroma

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 15:12

#202

Oroseira

Dear Diary

I found some cake slices, and decided to eat them. Then a knight chased me with a Ascended Calibur and then dug into the ground. Sometimes, knights do crazy things. Then later I found some black vial. On the side was inscribed "Clears any side effects from eating Prismatic Cake Helms.". So I went to the ER and gave Klepto the vial. Then he went blind for 5 minutes. Then he could see again. The nurse said that they lost the vial they needed to get rid of the optimal prismatic illusions and hallucinations, and told Klepto that he only needed to sleep, and not eat anything and he won't vomit.

As a treat, Sally baked a cake for saving Klepto. We saved 2 cake slices, since sally cut the cake into 6 slices and we had 4. When Klepto woke up he ate the two slices and didn't vomit! I guess everything's back to normal now :)

-Chroma

P.S. About the blindness, he could still see, but it would be very dark from his point of view.

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 15:45

#203

Nickle

4/11/12 (I think)

I guess Joseph was once again okay, but more importantly Klepto did something amazing, he had a breakthrough. He didn't eat a single cake or pie. This isn't Klepto... something was wrong. He would crack by now. I decided to go to his house and check on him. When I did, I saw something disturbing. His mouth was gushing out with white foam. His eyes aren't even moving. I think he just had a seizure! I called Sally and told her everything. She caled 911 and the doctors rushed him to the hospital. Me and Sally were running by Klepto's side. Something horrible must've happened to him. After about 20000 tests since this is a 5* hospital and they even look at rare disease. They diagnosed that Klepto, has... SUGAR WITHDRAWNAL. It means that his body was soo used to eating sugar, that they depended on it. Since he barely ate sugarly treats, his body started demanding it, and wasted the pancreas. (however you spell it) Now he has diabetes. Either type 1 or type 2. No matter, we needed to get him the sugar his body needs in order to survive. The doctors rushed to find sugar that can enter his body. Sadly there was one problem, sugar can't just simply be injected, it must be digested. But he was in a coma right now. What are we going to do? I realized that we could simply and disturbingly play out his digestive system. The doctors thought that was a crazy idea, but it might just work. Carefully, we poured the sugar into his stomach. The machine made the digestive system digest the sugar and get it into the body. Finally Klepto woke up. Unfortunately, his tail was black. Everyone knows in folklores, black tails are a sign of the black tongue. Aka the bubonic plague. We freaked out and yelled at the doctor. The doctor in fact diagnosed the bubonic plague at Klepto. I was shocked and frightened at the same time. Will he survive? Or will he end up dead? This is the end of the world! And what if the disease SPREADS. I started imagining a scenario. First, every chromalisk gets infected and dies. Before that, knights go close to it and contract the disease without knowing. The disease spreads through all of Cradle and the clockworks. Even undeads and fiends get infected. Soon every monster will be coughing out their innards til they die and turn black (hence black death in earth). Then cradle will turn black completely and infect every planet, then the entire universe gets black (well it is already black) and then the universe dies and world ends and blah blah. I realized the disease can't survive in space. So that theory was out of this world. We immediately injected antibiotics into the tail, but the tail is still black. I think we have to amputate it. Before we give up waiting, the tail turned back into its original color! Klepto had no memory of what just happened. I hugged Klepto really hard, so did Sarah. Poor Klepto, he has to suffer our heart clogging hugs and the bubonic plague and sugar withdrawnal. So much happening to him in one day! Wow, he should get a Chromo beast prize for this survival! Bye diary, that's all i can right today

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 23:55

#204

Snowdusk

Dear Diary

Now that Klepto has finally recovered and back to normal, his annoying habits are diminishing a lot since (guess he isn't a "Klepto" anymore... ha ha ha). But today I discovered another shocking incident, on Klepto yet again.

No, he wasn't stealing excess amount of fire vials until his insides were inflammed. He wasn't gobbling down Prismatic Cake Helms right down his throat. He wasn't pleading for more candy from Sally...

He has a dreadful phobia of just about anything.

He started to shake when he saw a knight carrying a freeze vial instead of swatting it with his tongue (freeze vial was his favourite!). He even scampered away when he saw Sally fetching a freshly baked cream cake, which he had always dug in greedily.

I asked him what was wrong, and he said the freeze vial might create frost crystals in his throat and suffocate him. He even stated that Sally might have accidentally contacted some prismatic powder and mixed it into the cake.

Sally and I assured that nothing is wrong, but he kept shaking and shaking, mumbling on and on about... well I dunno.

Poor Klepto, he even mumbled in his sleep, something about "dangerous sugar monsters" and "menacing prismatic flies" that spread prismatic powder in the air. Wait, I think I heard something like "Konjurer Kat in Nyancat get-up". He definitely needs some therapy treatment from his excessive phobia. Good night for now.

Thu, 04/19/2012 - 12:47

#205

Leafblader

More entries people!

Dear Diary: Today I hung out with all the other cool chromalisks in the lizard lounge.
It was really fun we talked and told jokes and everything was awesome.
But then a knight came and started trying to kill us!
Luckily all of us worked together and the knight had no chance against all of us!
Hey an Electrolisk is giving me a drink he says is called beer.
I think I'll try the beer and then keep partying so bye diary.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 06:49

#206

Leafblader

-__-

Really no one else is posting?
Oh well
Dear diary:
I got drunk on the beer I got and went crazy!
I started hitting other Chromalisks with my tongue and knocking things over!
Now I'm banned from the Lizard lounge and I'm sad......

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:22

#207

Leafblader

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Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:42

#208

Sanin

@Leafblader, LOL

Dear dairy:
Today, somehow, i can't get out of bed, my breath smells like that beer drink from the lounge and i felt sick. I watched the "Dairy of a Wimpy Virulisk" on my computer, the ending was sad, that Virulisk got captured by a group of knights and they made him into a 4* Virulisk mask and suit, that movie was rated "R", i thought that "R" stands for relaxing, but i was wrong. After watching the movie, that website sent me an email saying is from that Virulisk from the movie, but when i opened it to see my prize, it gave me a virus named "Trojan". Man, i'm in BIG trouble now, that "Trojan" was raiding my windows trashing all my computer's memories and it even smashed the "internet" button on my computer, since i can't go online, i guess i'll have to find a new Lizard lounge to get more beer.
-Chroma

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:03

#209

Leafblader

yay another person is posting!

Today I found a soul jelly and ate it!
But it turns out that soul jelly's taste HORRIBLE and I started puking and got sick.
Then Klepto and Sally came to my room and Klepto laughed at me.
Then Sally burned Klepto for being a bastard.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 17:22

#210

Leafblader

moo

Dear diary:
Today I said moo to a wolver.
~Chroma

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:33

#211

Leafblader

/sigh

Dear diary: Today I went to see Snarby and we killed some knights.
Then we went to the Lizard lounge and started killing everyone there as revenge.
BAD idea!
Now i'm a wanted criminal and the Lizard police is after me.
Oh well at least I have Snarby as a bodyguard.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 11:45

#212

Leafblader

are you seerus?

Dear diary:
Today I went to haven and found out that the spiral knights made a new and improved entrance!
Then I wondered who made the architecture in haven.\
Was it the Strangers or the knights?
But then I overheard two snipes saying how awesome the new entrance to haven that the other snipes just built was.
I had no idea snipes could build stuff.
Then I decided to go to rescue camp and see how it's going there.
Wow! rescue camp looked completely different and had Mecha Turrets!
When I took a closer look I saw that the Mecha Turrets where firing at retrodes and scuttlebots that the gremlins sent to the rescue camp so that they could destroy it.
I was having fun watching the Mecha Turrets firing at the constructs when one fired at me and missed!
Then I ran for my life and almost got killed but ended up getting away.
I now have a fear of Mecha Turrets.
EDIT: :( no one is posting

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 13:18

#213

Nechrome

11 more days until Fallout

11 more days until Fallout returns (if he remembers. Maybe I should remind him).

As far as I can tell, this is the oldest (semi)active thread in the forums.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 13:30

#214

Leafblader

Help

Can you please help me with continuing the story Lordofnecromancers.

Dear Diary:
Today I was walking around my home when some Chromalisks from the Lizard police came and started trying to capture me!
I had totally forgotten that I was wanted by them!
So I fought and fought but they captured me and now I'm in jail!

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 07:59

#215

Leafblader

flarg

Dear Diary:
Lots of stuff happened but long story short I got out of jail.
Then I started annoying a random knight and he said that if I did not stop he would sick a Trojan on me.
I laughed and said that I already installed several anti-virus programs on my computer and that the trojan would do nothing to my computer.
Turns out he did not mean that type of trojan!

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 20:23

#216

Wshadowfan

~Le awesome necro~

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 07:03

#217

Leafblader

frfrvfffffffff

NECRO!

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 08:29

#218

Tohru-Adachi

Dear DIARY,

Today, I was walking around the Dens, when suddenly, I was seriously injured by the Knights . I was rescuded by Grems.....

They say that I don't have much longer to live, like 5 more mins....

My friends are beside me.....

Goodbye, guys.........

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:37

#219

Leafblader

moo

This thread is epic.

Thu, 12/06/2012 - 16:14

#220

Doom-Xx

Baa

Baaa /fart
Today a gremlin farted on me

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 13:05

#221

Leafblader

moo

Necro

Sat, 02/01/2014 - 15:19

#222

Malkalack

Swag IS a virtue

And I smelled bad ALL day.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 08:13

#223

Saucce

Dear Diary: Today, Snarby had

Dear Diary:

Today, Snarby had puppies!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:03

#224

Saucce

Snarbys babies have lazers

Snarbys babies have lazers like this

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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sat, 01/10/2015 - 20:38

#225

Snakey-One

Wasn't this a dead thread? Whatever.

Dear diary,

I know this seems kinda late to post, but I want to say it anyways. HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Sally has mastered the art of pyromancy and can now do awesome displays of fireworks! Someone Pls continue this!!!!

Sun, 01/11/2015 - 16:15

#226

Saucce

CHEESE BUMP

You know how Sally can do those crazy fireworks now? We went to Haven.... and shot fireworks at knights! They almost got us with pointy things, but then my Rainbow powers came back and they all died. Suddenly, we were randomly on a space ship. It says its going to... Isora? Where is that? I'll get back to you soon

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