I knew buying the Lens of Truth would come in handy!
Waiter there's a Flappy Bird in my soup.
waiter there's ____ in my soup
lun, 02/24/2014 - 05:16
#152
Hmmm. Yes Indeed i do!
lun, 02/24/2014 - 05:31
#153
#Sonosuks
/me shotguns the bowl off the table
Child: Waiter, there's a flappy bird pipe in my soup.
Me: *looks in the soup, shakes head* Kids these days....
lun, 02/24/2014 - 12:29
#154
@ flame. its taking a soup bath
waiter theres a steel football in my soup
lun, 02/24/2014 - 19:12
#155
Back.
Eat it. It's good for your teeth.
Waiter, There's an angry mob of cocktail waitresses in my soup... looking for Malakalck.... 0.0
mar, 02/25/2014 - 05:14
#156
This is getting wierd.
Suzy! Charon! Matilda! Get back to doing your jobs! Sorry Malakalack has done some horrible things here....
Waiter there's a kitten in my soup. Can i take it home?
mar, 02/25/2014 - 05:23
#157
Swag IS a virtue
Yeah, you can keep him. Except he isn't a kitten. He is a demon who chooses to take that form.
Waiter, I am stealing your car to escape all the angry, hot waitresses.
/steals car
mar, 02/25/2014 - 08:36
#158
#Sonosuks
Oh okay... wait, what is that guy doing with my demon cat?
Waiter, quick, shoot me in the face!
mar, 02/25/2014 - 11:05
#159
But like...what's a top secret disk?
/shoots Sonosuke in the neck
Waiter, there is a bullet in my soup.
mar, 02/25/2014 - 11:07
#160
Heart of Valor
Why is there a bullet in your soup?
Waiter, my platinum ultra-rare holographic magikarp card is in my soup.
mar, 02/25/2014 - 12:15
#161
#Sonosuks
LOOK!! It's Evolving! *card becomes plain gyarados*
Waiter, there's a Gyarados in my soup.
mar, 02/25/2014 - 12:56
#162
I like the way you think, doctor sir.
Too bad.
Waiter, Malacklack is hiding in my soup, and I'm surrounded by the waitresses... and a demon cat... and Steve from minecraft... Wait, what the-!?!?
mar, 02/25/2014 - 13:28
#163
Heart of Valor.
Huh? Oh! me? I'm not a waiter. I just came to steal that gentle men's gyarados. *Points at Sonosuke*
Waiter, there's a philosoraptor in my soup.
mar, 02/25/2014 - 13:34
#164
YESH
So? Your problem? Let the FB memes decide your ultimate path in life...
Waiter, my Mom is in my soup and on the phone... she only hears out of one ear, so she won't even respond... 0.o
mar, 02/25/2014 - 13:35
#165
YESH
Edit: I'm a nub
mar, 02/25/2014 - 13:35
#166
YESH
Edit: My computer is slow...
mar, 02/25/2014 - 13:36
#167
YESH
Edit: I get frustrated easily and click "save" multiple times...
mar, 02/25/2014 - 13:36
#168
YESH
Edit: This is an accidental cyber spam.
mar, 02/25/2014 - 15:35
#169
Your mom burned. Sorry.
Waiter, http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaFwZdM_KZgjRX6uSnDLkS_j9ca8aAN...
mar, 02/25/2014 - 19:02
#170
Did you try adding boiling
Did you try adding boiling water? I hear that works on INSTANT SOUP POWDER.
Waiter there are Hot ladies in my soup. Luckily it's jacuzzi sised and I'm in here with them. *whisperes* I think the short one likes me.
mar, 02/25/2014 - 20:43
#171
#Sonosuks
Well congratumalations. Gimme my demon cat back.
Waiter, Val wants to steal my Gyarados. Also, holy fujesus Tedme.
mar, 02/25/2014 - 22:55
#172
I like the way you think, doctor sir.
What did I do? If you want help, don't say that about me....
Waiter, I was honest. My Mom can only hear out of one ear. The reason? Her other one is IN MY SOUP!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 05:20
#173
Have you tried getting her
Have you tried getting her out?
Waiter there are vegetables in my soup.... I ORDERED PLAIN BROTH!!!!!!!!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 11:01
#174
Error: Floran hasss found no sssubject for thisss possst.
So pick them out.
Waiter, there is a...
BLASTOISE!!!
WAITER MY BLASTOISE IS IN MY SOUP AND HE WON'T RETURN TO HIS POKE BALL!!!!!!!!!!!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 14:52
#175
o.o
let the team rockets help you XD
waiter there's a tortodrone in my soup
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:52
#176
Swag IS a virtue
Only until March 6!
Waiter, there is an iron spike in my soup. It is impaling a fish.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 17:01
#177
I like the way you think, doctor sir.
Too... bad... What?
Waiter, Malacklack is hunting for fish with an iron spike... He seems to think one is in my soup.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:59
#178
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, I just popped a blood vessel trying to make a funny face to entertain a baby at an adjacent table.
Waiter.... Fus ro dah!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:59
#179
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, I just popped a blood vessel trying to make a funny face to entertain a baby at an adjacent table.
Waiter.... Fus ro dah!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:59
#180
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, I just popped a blood vessel trying to make a funny face to entertain a baby at an adjacent table.
Waiter.... Fus ro dah!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:59
#181
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, I just popped a blood vessel trying to make a funny face to entertain a baby at an adjacent table.
Waiter.... Fus ro dah!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:59
#182
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, I just popped a blood vessel trying to make a funny face to entertain a baby at an adjacent table.
Waiter.... Fus ro dah!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:59
#183
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, I just popped a blood vessel trying to make a funny face to entertain a baby at an adjacent table.
Waiter.... Fus ro dah!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 16:59
#184
Swag IS a virtue
Waiter, I just popped a blood vessel trying to make a funny face to entertain a baby at an adjacent table.
Waiter.... Fus ro dah!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 17:00
#185
Swag IS a virtue
Okaaay, one button press will do.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 17:02
#186
Too much...
Costumer, enough Skyrim. Doctor Who is on!
Waiter, The Eternian Sky Knights are in my soup.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 17:05
#187
Swag IS a virtue
I don't know how to break this to you. Those are angels. DONT LOOK AWAY.
Waiter, blink one eye at a time.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 17:47
#188
WAITER NOT EVEN TEAM
WAITER NOT EVEN TEAM ROCKET,FLARE,PLASMA,MAGMA,OR ANY OTHER CAN CATCH MY BLASTOISE IN MY SOUP THAT NEITHER CAN I CATCH AND IT WONT LEAVE MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 18:10
#189
Hmmm Have you tried...
A Master Ball?
Waiter, my Yveltal is in my soup.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 18:11
#190
Hmmm Have you tried...
A Master Ball?
Waiter, my Yveltal is in my soup.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 18:12
#191
Shit..
My first double post.
mer, 02/26/2014 - 18:19
#192
#Sonosuks
Taunt it by taking out your Xerneas.
Waiter, there's something On Your FACE!! *punch* It Was PAIN!!
mer, 02/26/2014 - 20:19
#193
@ Sonosucks
I can't feel it on my face due to the carrots you lied to me about that would help me see better.
Waiter, there's a random guild invite I got and it looks like this guy is either high or trying to pick me up. :T
mer, 02/26/2014 - 22:32
#194
Join them.
Anyone sending something like that... Just join.
Waiter, Five Iron Frenzy is in my soup.
jeu, 02/27/2014 - 08:41
#195
#Sonosuks
Eh, yeah right.
Waiter, my name is spelt Sonosuks, not Sonosucks.
jeu, 02/27/2014 - 14:10
#196
Well then...
Why don't you "sonosucks" it up and have your soup?
Waiter, my real name starts with a J.
jeu, 02/27/2014 - 14:34
#197
Swag IS a virtue
John J. Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt?
Waiter, I want Sonosuke to post on: "A new kind of roleplaying game" more frequently. WE NEEEEEED THE ELEMENTS!
jeu, 02/27/2014 - 15:40
#198
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
What about the last avatar?
Waiter, there is a bunch of pokemon refrences in my soup
jeu, 02/27/2014 - 16:44
#199
Magikarp used Splash!
Pipipipipi is covered in soup!
Achievement Get: Have the move Splash do something useful to the opponent
Waiter, I need the achievements list.
waiter theres nothing in my soup, do u see it?