waiter there's ____ in my soup
ven, 02/28/2014 - 13:59
#202
Heart of Valor.
No it isn't-
Oh.
Waiter, there is embarrassment in my soup.
ven, 02/28/2014 - 15:35
#203
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Really? I don't see anyone laughing
Waiter, anouther pokemon refrence is in my soup, specificly, a snivy
ven, 02/28/2014 - 15:39
#204
#Sonosuks
Well my Servine is Serperior than you.
Waiter, the bad puns are bucking us up doe.
ven, 02/28/2014 - 21:41
#205
Do-h. Re-ally, do you have to get Mi to Fa-llow you, So-nosuke, the La-st person I want to be with curren-Ti-ly?
Waiter, I need the microphone from the OP.
sam, 03/01/2014 - 12:07
#206
I can't let you do that Dave...
I can't do that for you....
Waiter, the microphone from the OP is in my soup...
dim, 03/02/2014 - 04:38
#207
Short live the trojans....
Waiter there are loads of 1000 dollar bills in my soup
dim, 03/02/2014 - 05:34
#208
My Apologies Sir......
To bad they're Monopoly money.......
Waiter a Mince Pie Monster is in my soup.
dim, 03/02/2014 - 05:43
#209
Short live the trojans....
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO A LIFE WITHOUT DISCOUNT JELLO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dim, 03/02/2014 - 06:59
#210
#Sonosuks
Whoa, calm yourself. You can have free Jello instead.
Waiter, Rabid is flipping out in my soup.
lun, 03/03/2014 - 06:12
#211
Try the tranquilizer
Try the tranquilizer dart.
Waither Sonosuke is dropping sleeping pills in my soup...
lun, 03/03/2014 - 08:11
#212
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Really? It looks more like Thowardz is doing the dropping to me...
Waiter, now Thowardz is dropping caffine pills in Flame's soup
lun, 03/03/2014 - 08:31
#213
Waiter, I overloaded on caffine!
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lun, 03/03/2014 - 08:46
#214
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
What about the sleeping pills? Thowardz wouldn't make you eat caffine pills without making you eat sleeping pills
Waiter, Use is being innacurret
lun, 03/03/2014 - 10:13
#215
Short live the trojans....
Rich coming from you, spelling champion(!)
lun, 03/03/2014 - 11:34
#216
#Sonosuks
Yay, a non complaint.
Waiter, fsjal.
lun, 03/03/2014 - 11:46
#217
Heart if Valor.
No, bsfgns.
Waiter, two flys are mating in my soup.
lun, 03/03/2014 - 11:47
#218
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Don't you want more rasins?
Waiter, my soup is full of rasins... and I think they are moving
lun, 03/03/2014 - 12:10
#219
#Sonosuks
Your soup also looks cold. *pulls out flamethrower*
Waiter, there's Apocrean Cultists in my soup.
lun, 03/03/2014 - 18:37
#220
Well then.. I have no
Well then.. I have no explanation for *Sonosuke's soulless body falls facefirts into his soup* Oh.
Waiter a mewkat sized black kat is in my soup. Check him out.
mar, 03/04/2014 - 16:04
#221
Killed it with my ASI VH Combuster.
Waiter, there is a dog in my soup.
mar, 03/04/2014 - 17:04
#222
Maybe you should kill it.
Maybe you should kill it. (ANTI JOKES AWAY!)
Waiter, there is a dead dog in my soup.
mar, 03/04/2014 - 19:10
#223
#Sonosuks
MEDIC!!
Waiter, how do you eat soup?
mar, 03/04/2014 - 20:13
#224
A spoonful of sugar helps the soup go down.
Watier, why are you not a waitress?
mar, 03/04/2014 - 21:46
#225
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
Dunno, maybe a spy girl disguise as one. Oh! Did I mention that I were disguised as a spy girl?
Waiter, there are cereal boxes in my soup.
mer, 03/05/2014 - 05:17
#226
Have this spoon.
Waiter, my fork is bent!
mer, 03/05/2014 - 06:06
#227
Swag IS a virtue
Fatty. You probably sat on it, dummy. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RESTAURANT, THUNDERTHIGHS. BRING YOUR FORK WITH YOU.
Waiter, why did Usesevnsevnsixfivfor just run out crying?
mer, 03/05/2014 - 12:53
#228
#Sonosuks
I dunno. It could be that another waiter just called him ThunderThighs.
Waiter, why do I have stew?
mer, 03/05/2014 - 21:17
#229
That isn't stew, it's broth.
Waiter, why does my soup taste like bitter almonds and smell like fresh paint?
jeu, 03/06/2014 - 09:17
#230
Totally not a NSA agent
Hey waiter, dont tell anyone, but my paint can fell in the soup while the chef was not looking.
ven, 03/07/2014 - 05:21
#231
OKAY! *skips away like a little girl*
Waiter, why do you have an 8 year old waitress?
ven, 03/07/2014 - 05:24
#232
Anime logic.
Waiter, dance with me.
ven, 03/07/2014 - 05:29
#233
#Sonosuks
Okee *jumps out the window*
Waiter, Naruto fan girls are in my soup
ven, 03/07/2014 - 06:30
#234
Heart of Valor.
God bless America.
Waiter, a communist flag is in my soup.
ven, 03/07/2014 - 09:33
#235
Swag IS a virtue
/shoots Valorai in the head
Commy down.
Waiter... FUS RO DAH!
ven, 03/07/2014 - 10:00
#236
Heart of Valor.
*Smashes through roof*
Waiter, a waiter has crash-landed in my soup.
ven, 03/07/2014 - 10:52
#237
Swag IS a virtue
And in their tongue... he was Dovahkiin. DRAGONBORN! FUS RO DAH!
Waiter, that guy just got launched in a blue, hazy light. And is that an.... Argonian?
ven, 03/07/2014 - 12:22
#238
#Sonosuks
Shots fired.
Waiter, YOLO!! *brings a fork to a socket*
ven, 03/07/2014 - 18:18
#239
Swag IS a virtue
Don't do thaa... too late.
Waiter, a fried Sonosuke just fell into my soup. Of all places, in my soup.
dim, 03/09/2014 - 07:06
#240
I can haz yer soop?
Waiter,
dim, 03/09/2014 - 08:40
#241
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
What? I can't hear you over me murdering you
Waiter, someone murdered Use, and I think it's anouther waiter
dim, 03/09/2014 - 14:49
#242
/lays dead with a message in pocket. Press X to read the message.
dim, 03/09/2014 - 14:52
#243
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/presses X
Waiter, I forgot I can't read
dim, 03/09/2014 - 16:34
#244
Dear Linda,
I had just finished my buisness trip to Chicago yesterday. The plane I was supposed to take crashed into a resteraunt selling soup. I am checking it out as I right this, enjoying some soup. But many bizzare things have been happening lately- dry soup, bent forks, broken bowls. I will catch the next flight as soon as I finish this meal.
-U77654
dim, 03/09/2014 - 17:25
#245
Swag IS a virtue
Who is this "Linda"? Does your wife know about her?
Waiter, U77654's vengeful wife is inside the restaurant. Thankfully, I hid him in my soup
dim, 03/09/2014 - 18:58
#246
Waiter, I'm in Malkalack's soup.
dim, 03/09/2014 - 19:11
#247
Swag IS a virtue
Hide underneath the carrot, she might see you!
Waiter, I swag with reckless abandon.
dim, 03/09/2014 - 19:22
#248
Waiter, I need a translation.
lun, 03/10/2014 - 04:28
#249
Umm...
I don't understand this either......
Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup. WHY IS THERE A MOUSE IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!
lun, 03/10/2014 - 08:46
#250
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
That's anouther customer, silly
Waiter, I turned into a mouse and am in Flame's soup
You're in your soup.
Waiter, Malk is talking to himself again. I also love how we practically derailed the original purpose of this thread.